#and instead no the most boring assholeish ppl imaginable spending more time talking abt how they had so much better knowledge abt sex

[izzy-b-hands]

I was watching this absolutely horrible pretentious French film earlier (yes i had to pay to rent it, no i did not manage to finish it, and yes the supposedly at least interesting to watch per the reviews softcore/nearly softcore was exactly as bad as you're imagining lmaoooo)

However, it did give a lovely NSFW scenario I'd love to pull in for a Steddyhands fic:

One carriage, but one of the bigger ones with a bench on each side of the carriage interior. Stede on one side, Izzy on his cock, Ed sitting on the other bench jacking himself off while telling Izzy when and where to touch himself and when he can come

I need to stress this was one of maybe two actually interesting scenes in the film, but even at that making it Steddyhands will be a massive improvement on it I think