#and in the process has probably also stumbled upon helluva lotta bird nests in the trees

[chesters-ocs]

Kali: But Diane loves birds soo much... She deserves a pet bird.

Me: Let go of the thought of getting her a pet bird. Please. Everyone is begging you.

Cue Kali having to be dragged out of the pet store. Sigh.

We do still love Dad!Kali though.

we do love dad kali but,, omg theres so many animals as is. kali. kali. diane wouldnt be able to look after a pet in her current state, no matter how cute and pretty they look in the pet store

butcher will pick kali up and take him outta there himself if he must. sigh.