#and im so bad at not being a bitch fr im like chewing through my tongue trying not to bite someone's head off for no reason

[18plusrick]

if i got horny and needed to postpone taking care of it pre t i didn't even care but when that happens now i get so irritable i hear the sound of like fuckin papers rustling and im ready to kill god

[apyrisol]

JJK VOLUME 3

aka taking the "juno you can't just take a picture every time junpei appears" challenge

for some reason i really struggled to take good pics this time around

because what would he have even said if megumi said he liked men. like genuinely, what's his criteria for not-boring gay guys? his criteria for het guys is seemingly just "doesn't hesitate to say they like conventionally attractive women", would it be the same for men? "i like hot guys with big muscles" is that what you need to say to win him over here as a gay guy? it's funny 2 think abt

the moment nobara develops a crush <3 fr though maki is such a good character, i love that she's so spite driven because she damn knows she's a worthy adversary and she can do anything she wants if she puts her head to it. i love her a ton

BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING ELSE!!! im sorry if this is at all confusing to anyone reading but i will be referring to yoshino junpei as she/with feminine terms. im not going to apologize if that makes anyone uncomfortable but i understand if it's confusing since she is canonically a guy. this is for my own comfort and nobody elses, i view her as a trans girl and that's something that makes me really happy to indulge in by talking/thinking about so im going do that here. my blog my post my funny transgender blorbo.

that being said OH MAI GAAAA BABY'S FIRST APPEARED HI HONEY

miwa is so silly 2 me, i love her soso much. i love so many of the jjk girlies (not you meimei) they're all so fun and relatively well written (notyou mei) i enjoy them. miwa is such a dork it hurts my heart to see how fucked up and sad the whole mechamaru thing makes her :(

real big fan of this page no im not being biased bc it has my daughter in it. junpei is nawt freaking out nearly as much as she should be #tbh girl do not follow that freak he's bad news....

ohhj imso ill about nanami and yuji. not super ill actually but nanami is like my brother in law so im a little ill about him. the way their relationship develops is so!!! augh! nanamis opinion of yuji being clouded by him being sukunas vessel at the start and him treating him coldly makes me so. lawd. like logically nanami knows this is just some kid who got roped into this mess without fully knowing what was coming, but he also knows he's a massive potential threat and he isn't sure how to treat these conflicting facts so he deals with it by trying to put distance between yuji and himself, to monitor things before deciding how he wants to feel about itadori yuji.

auuuugh nanami. nanami i am gripping you. all these traumatized ass adults doing their best to lead these to-be-traumatized kids in a way that'll hurt them less than they were hurt their first go around.

took these pics for my brother ngl, nanami's like his wife (hence the brother-in-law comment) so i had to. someone get this man a job in a bakery, i think he'd be happier that way. it's still work but it's not jujutsu and it's not office work, plus it's providing something that'd make people's days better.

JUNPEI GET BEHIND ME GIRL!!!! mahitos manipulation of her makes me so fucking maddd bro she's already struggling mentally, being fucked with like this is nawt smth she deserves i swear. he's just fucking toying with her like a damn cat and mouse, i need to be allowed to jump through the page and strangle this patchwork bitch myself. she deserves validation from someone who actually wants her to be better, to be comfortable in herself, someone who isn't just using her as a pawn in a game she didn't agree to be part of. im eating the keys off my keyboard man this shit makes me so angry.

RAHHH SEE THIS IS WHAT SHE NEEDS!!! SOMEONE WHO SHE CLICKS WITH SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO HELP HER SOMEONE WHO GENUINELY CARES AND BONDS WELL W HER!!! she and yuji could've been everything if not 4 fuckifn mahito and it makes me want to chew gravel. also kenny getthe FUCK away from those kids im about to start mauling shit

ok i have yet to actually listen to any of these Because i got Really Really ill over seeing One particular song. id showed the first page to my friend gc originally to go "haha megumi weezerhead" (i actually like weezer im not making fun of it dw) and my brother went "i listende 2 nanamis themes last night , the first 1 was rlly good" and showed me the second image (i had not gotten there yet, i moved the second theme song page up in this post, it would be between the "i can't kill" page with junpei and nanamis "my friend died but i wasn't there" thing). now, i was a huuuge fan of Two Door Cinema Club in middleschool, had some of the albums on my mp3 player n shit, so seeing geto having a song of theirs assigned to him, my blorbo#1 (himand junpei r tied for #1 jsyk), i was like omgg i should listen to this it's been awhile ^^ and weel. i did. and i immediately got so heart wrenchingly ill about how the song connects to him that i shit you not i did not shut up about it for a solid 50 minutes. i listened to the Tourist History album EIGHT FUCKING TIMES!!! IN A ROW!!!! BECAUSE I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT GETO COME BACK HOME!!!!!! it makes me want to throw up it's devastating to me. it's a really good song (great album in general, i downloaded it again bc of this) and i beg u to listen to it with geto in mind, it kills me so bad it's awesome.

wahh it makes me so!!! i feel so sinister about it, they became friends so easily, they coulda gone to the movies together and hung out and been there 4 eachother when they needed it. these pages r so fun and cutesey it makes me sosad for what we coulda had between these 2.

junpei makes me so fucking sad dude. this poor girl who, for no particular reason that we see, is singled out and tormented by her peers for so long, and when she finally finds validation in someone they only want to warp the way she thinks and use her to hurt someone else. yuji came so close to stopping her from going down the path she did, but mahito/kenjaku were one step ahead and knew how to drive her over the edge. she never deserved any of this man, she's just some teen. she's a dork, she likes film analysis, she likes bright clothes, she cares deeply about her ma. she's just some girl. also i saw someone somewhere say she doesn't like her mom smoking so much because it reminds her of the people who use her as an ashtray and it makes me want to shatter my phone dude. she makes me so sad.

RAHHHHH NANAMI NOT WANTING YUJI TO EXPERIENCE THE SAME KIND OF TRAUMA HE DID WHEN HE LOST HAIBARA RHAHHHH!!! i know it's not exactly the same situation but u can easily see how similar they are... he doesn't want yuji 2 witnesses the death of his friend if it comes to that (it did :(((( sadly)

i need to kill mahito with my teeth. i need to tear into him like a dog with a shoe. in my beautiful mind i always imagine she grabs one of her moms dresses/skirts here along w the jacket. she deserves 2 feel pretty while she's in mourning.

sorry for 12/22 of these images being just junpei. except im not actually sorry. that's my daughter im going to speak about her bc i like her a lot and im sad over her. i will see u all in volume 4

kinda liveblog thread incoming soon. i bought an almost complete set of the jjk manga (it's only missing the 2 most recent english releases, vol 22 and 23) so even though ive already read it all once and watched the anime+movie plenty of times now here are new things im noticing and random stuff i have to say 😁

[cae-liveblogging]

Tmnt 2003 S1 E2

D: "it may not look like much but this tin toy can chomp his way through steel and concrete like Michelangelo through a pizza."

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APRILLLLL!! :D WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE SEWERS??!?

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Donnie is literally so dramatic

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the intro is distinct but in that same right practically unrecognizable as a tmnt intro besides the fact that they yell "TURTLES" a lot

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thats a lot of TV's

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lol he put out a whole block out of power

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not D and M arguing over the name of the lair

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they're 15 aww

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Raph is so angy

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L: "lets not trash this place more than it already is." fr fr

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do NOT tell raph to take anything slow he will NOT DO IT

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YEEHAW

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Donatello literally invented the flying car huh

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Mikey has a dvd collection aww

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love to see that Baxter Stockman isn't a plain ass white guy like in 87

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it looks like a fucking FurReal Friend

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Donatello looks devastated at this news a la Penelope Scott Rät

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RAPH WHY DID YOU BREAK THE TV?!!?!??

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WHAP 'IM SPLINTER! GET 'IM WITH YOUR STICK

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April is no longer a reporter shes a lab assistant we love women in STEM 💙🧡����❤️

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"several rats" dude thats like a dozen

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the mouser is goring the rat on live tv

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"you flatter me Miss O'Neil, I like that" shutthefuckupasshole

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he's acting sus but i love how thorough April is like she really loves her job we love women in STEM 💙🧡💜❤️

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SHE KNOWS GET INTO IT MISS O'NEIL

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love how splinter just disarmed raph and he stood there like a moron

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R: "why cant we go topside and show him a little mean and green?"

S: "because i fucking said so you little red bitch"

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🎶BUSTED🎶 how sibling of you

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"I do not tolerate failure >:("

"Thats why you'd make a lousy scientist >:("

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D: "hey guys, I got one working :D" you sure did bud look at it go

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"try not to work too late April you know i dont like to pay overtime" okay girlboss

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one question tho why is she wearing a crop top and baggy pants that just feels so weird yet so cool to me

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she discovers a secret lab, folks

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the mouser can climb walls the mouser can climb walls the mouser ca

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L: "you know what master splinter says, a ninja is always prepared."

M: "I thought that was the boy scouts"

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M: "Next time, lets leave the wall crawling to the dude in the blue and red tights"

L: "you read way too many comic books"

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D: "I shut down its jaw servos. It couldnt even chew through a stick of gum! :)"

the mouser: proceeds to chew through a pipe and also solid concrete

D: :(

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obligatory shot down someones throat while they scream

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M: "guys, you okay!?"

R: *spits water out* "peachy"

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A: "idc how bad the cities rodent problem is. this is serious overkill" you dont fucking say

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ope she activated a motion detector thingy shes fucked

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Stockman: my mouser will make me a very rich and powerful man."

A: "Arent you already a rich and powerful man?" yes but hes a dirty capitalist sellout

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he literally has a button for pulling people out the front window of that observatory window huh

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she lost her lab coat noooooooo

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raph sounds like a gremlin lol

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M: "whoah!rouhbouh-houdini!" (robo-houdini)

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why does mikey talk with a valley accent its so disctracting

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raph really is a maniac huh

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shes gonna attack the mousers with a fire extinguisher. shes gonna extinguish them. -----

nevermind she actually hit it

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RUN BITCH RUUUUNN!

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so THATS how she ended up in the sewers

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girliepop just runnnnn

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✨whoAh✨

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They still kick ass tho

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Donatello is just being a nerd in the middle of a fight dont mind him

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D: "These mousers are incredible! The servo-mechanics, the circuitry, the articulation! :D" he really is in heaven

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y'know what? its only a little off-putting that the turtles dont have pupils or irises

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april faints when meeting the turtles pt. 2 2003 edtlition

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M: "soooo, can i keep her?" ugh