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lactoseintolerentswag · 1 year ago
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Jesus fucking christ. Raccoon broke into the kitchen im house sitting but I was very brave and butch about it <-shivering like a small dog
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swearronchanel · 6 years ago
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the durrells finale
Reporting live (not really) and simultaneously crying from Disneyland Paris!!
I’m literally not Fucking ready to say goodbye to this show! My heart hurts
but here goes nothing right
Louisa gracefully opening the window
MY SON LARRY IS BACK!!
Louisa’s sunglasses yes queen 😍
The family is all back together MY HEART IS MELTING
“No you’re too white” me @ the American government
“I did bring you all on an epic Greek journey, which we are still on” YEA BUT NOT FOR LONG 😭
Larry causally brining uP the war
“We’re not going anywhere” GOD ya really just want to be ironic and hurt me
fuck them nazis
HOW IS THIS THE END UGHH I CANT TAKE IT (meanwhile it’s only the credits)
SPOON MAKING LMAO louisa really needs to hook up with spiros she’s losing it
FETUS PIC OF THEO AND GERRY IM CRYIN ALREADY
stop the years pls!!
Aw Galini is back too
Margo has an announcement
“I’m less stupid than I thought I was” LMAO ME AFTER DOING A SEMESTER ABROAD
LOUISA CRINGING AT MARGO LMAOO
“I DONT REALLY REMEMBER” LMAOO LOUISA SKKSKSKS I FELT
Les showing up with the bottle of wine
HE’s living out of his car STOP
LOUISA COME RESCUE HIM PLS😭
“You’ve loved my mother ever since you met her” FUCK YEA LES IS RIGHT
SPIROS PLS MY LOVE COME BAck to MRS DURRELLS
this play is gonna be a shit show I love it
LMAO NIKOS
I need me a Greek babe
“You’re a siren” “obviously” wow I missed Florence 😂
SPIROS IS BACK😭
“I’m realizing that precious things end” THE PAIN THIS IS CAUSING ME
SPIROS IS SO IN LOVE STOP
“LOUISA.. LOUISA..LOUISA” JUST KISS ALREADY !!!
LUGA DAMN IT STOP COCKBLOCKING LMAOO
Theo don’t come with the bad news already please
“Look at me” fuck Theo is so serious and it’s paining him to say it 😭
also not the time to say but I love that he has a pimp cane
Theo can’t even tell Gerry the truth this is so subtly painful
SEX WORSHIP
I love how everyone including Florence knows Margo is planning to have sex LMAO
THE CYCLOPS MASK LMFSO ITLL BE IN MY NIGHTMARES
oh shit here comes the fascism fuck
THE TYPEWRITER TOO?
ya have to blast, just take spiros with u
“AND THE EGG WOMAN AT THE MARKET” LMFAOOOOO STOPPP SHE TOLD EVERYONE
hide your kids hide your wife hide your wireless
“You’ve been so good to me Theo” stop Gerry 😭
They’re Setting animals free I can’t deal with this
i am so emotional
Louisa is in such denial that they’ll have to leave and honestly SO AM I
“Like you and Spiros” RIGHT!! THEYRE SO IN LOVE
4 seasons later and I still want white pants like Louisa’s
Florence really said ill expose your medical records LMAO
“Louisa” GET A ROOM YOU TOO
LOUISA WTF WHY SAY NO? GO TAKE HIM TO BED RN
"Where do you want to go? .."To heaven"..”I know the way.." Im going to have some type of aneurysm I can’t deal like  GOD THIS IS ALL IVE WANTED!! THEYRE SO LOVEY AND HAPPY AND UGHSH WHY CANT THIS LAST FORVER
BUT HERE COMES ANOTHER COCKBLOCKER ..OF COURSE
BASIL WAS KILLED? OH SHIT WHAT
oh my I didn’t expect that 😭
“I’m afraid we have to leave Corfu” 💔 knife in my heart
“Come with us” PLEASE DO
“We still have a future” her heart is breaking and so is mine !!
SPIROS NO! COME BACK! PLEASE
I feel my heart literally throbbing in pain
AUNT HERMONIE’S GHOST!! BASIL’S TOO! STOP THIS (I knew ThTs the only way she could’ve been in this but still!! Shook)
Louisa is going to run after her man now right
.. or not
Margo says some secretly wise things every now and again
“The house.. breathing”
They’re all restless in bed & so am I right now bc this is too much for me
I literally have CHEST PAIN RIGHT NOW JUST BC I KNOW WHATS COMING
Larry as a spy is killing me lmao
All these people came to see the play😭😭
Even Pavlos!
LMAOO THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN MY BROTHER WAS IN THE ODYSSEY FOR SOME EVENT IN HS - ISSA SHIT SHOW AND IM LIVING FOR IT
FUCK IT’s HAPPENING NOW
CONFRONT YOUR MAN LOUISA !!  
THE RUNNING ! THE WHITE CLOTHES ! THE BEACH ! THIS IS BEAUTIFULLY CINEMATIC
FUCK SHE JUST RAN UP AND KISSED HIM GOD SHSJSJWMS OMF FF
HE’S LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND!!
WHAT A PERFECT KISS
“I LOVE YOU” ..“I LOVE YOu” I LOVE THIS!
“..A bed not too big so we’re always touching”
SOMEONE CALL 911 I AM NOT BREATHING JAJSSJJS FUCKKKKKK
“ I can’t go with you to England” I AM WEEPING
THE WAY SHE FELL I CANT
I KNEW IT WAS HAPPENING BUT IT HURTS SO BADDDDD
“You’ll be beautiful and complicated “ FUCK ME I WANNA JUMP OFF A CLIFF
“You’ll go on and spread the magic and I won’t be here”
“You will Be here” I THINK I AM HAVING AN ANNERYUSM
“Has it all been for nothing?” CAN U KILL ME
“Would you change it for us never having met..?” JESUS LORD PLEASE TAKE ME NOW I CANT TAKE THIS
THEYRE HOLDING EACH OTHER ON THE BEACH AND CRYING
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
NO ONE IS HOLDING ME AND IM CRYING 😭😭
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
YOU CANT JUST BREAK MY HEART AND GO
 ZOLATN PULLED UP
IM WEAK LMAOO HE CAME FOR MARGO I LOVE IT
BUT THE LAUGHS WONT REPAIR MY SHATTERED HEART
THERE’S NO COMING BACK AFTER THAT LOUISA AND SPIROS MOMENT
but Margo and Zoltan are actually cute
LMAO THEY ALREADY HOOKED UP IM PROUD SJSKKS
But deadass my heart is beating so fast and I’m in pain I can not and will not recover
Larry throwing the script is a mood
Louisa’s monologue I literally want to fling myself into the sun
“For us this has been quite a journey..” 😭😭😭😭
Sven and the damn accordion
“There’s been a lot of messy love since we got here” YOU THINK
! ! they’re all sitting angelically in the Ionian Sea and this is killing me ! ! ! !
Larry isn’t going 😭 spiros will protect
“To the future” PLEASE LET THERE BE A FUTURE ONE DAY ITV I NEED IT
LUGA KISSING LESLIE’S HEAD BROKE ME FURTHER ..HER FAV CHILD
Spiros and Louisa Hugging I just can’t
I can’t do this
I need an inhaler and I don’t even have asthma
I’m drowning in my tears 😭😭
This isn’t fair how can it just BE OVER NOW?$/!/‘s?!?!?
I felt like they weren’t going to show them leaving and now I can continue life in denial and pretend they don’t leave and everyone lived happily ever after !!
I’m not okay at all obviously
I just-
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