#and im just chilling on his couch still 🥺🥺

[kathrynmjaneway]

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[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

do—

Do Howdy and Barnaby ever get together in your human au 🥺🥺

of course they do, who do you think i am

oh BOY do i have things to say about human!Laughingstock! im so unwell about them allow me to talk and talk and talk and ta-

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so in this au they're like... the ultimate slowburn. their feelings for each other slowly simmer and grow over the course of *checks nonexistent watch* a lil over a decade i think. it's not very dramatic - just soft & silly w/ just a heap of pining and a pinch of angst for Flavor

it starts when they were teens - Howdy had a lil crush on Barnaby in middle school. and how could he not? Barnaby was cute, hilarious, and kind. at this point, they weren't friends! Barnaby knew Howdy's name, but only because they'd shared a school since elementary (as with 6/7 of the other neighbors) & speaking from experience, you just Know Those Names. Howdy slowly "grew out of" this crush, especially when the friend group started forming and he & Barnaby became actual friends.

that crush would fluctuate over the years. It starts out strong and then softens into just this hum in the back of Howdy's mind. always there, often easy to ignore, just... part of him, in a way.

Barnaby has a similar experience. when he and Howdy became friends, he got a lil crush - how could he not? Howdy was cute, laughed at all of his jokes and had a few of his own, and was endearingly eccentric. but at the time, Barnaby didn't recognize the crush for what it was. so he elected to ignore it until the crush dwindled to something easily manageable, something he wouldn't realize is still there. as with Howdy's, it'd never fully go away

and its noticeable enough to their friends that they'd all kinda side-eye how touchy Howdy & Barnaby are with each other (Barnaby is a physical guy, but damn. if Howdy is nearby they Will find a way to be touching at all times), the way they always laugh at each others jokes, the way they always ask "where's [x] / is [x] coming with" whenever the other is absent. but the group couldn't be sure if they were looking into it or not. it's too subtle. over time they get so used to it that they don't bat an eye - Howdy is Barnaby's best friend after Wally. of course they're close!

but then there's this one college party Howdy drags Barnaby to (and by extension, Wally). they're drunk off their asses, Wally's edible has kicked in, the party is pretty chill and everyone is having a decent time. all three of them are on the couch, and Barnaby and Howdy start drunk-complimenting each other. naturally, this feeds their mutual attraction, and one thing leads to another! they make out on the couch. naturally with Wally sandwiched between them, snacking on chips and committing the moment to memory (it's a surprise tool that'll help them later!) neither Barnaby nor Howdy will remember this

now, something i'd like to state for Barnaby in this au! he has had a lot of relationships - from one night stands to actually dating someone for months. sometimes the one night stands were a "he takes someone home after a date, & they leave while he's sleeping and ghost him" situation. with actual dating, the other person always breaks things off after a few weeks, if not days. it breaks Barnaby's heart a little bit every time. to the point where in his mid-20s, he just... stops dating. he avoids other people's advancements towards him, he always takes a friend with him to bars/etc as a buffer, he becomes an expert at gracefully turning people down

("why, pray tell" no one asks "do they always leave him? he's such a catch!" that he is! when he was in school, it was his friend group. he'd try to introduce his 'girlfriend' to his friends, and it'd be an immediate "eugh, you're friends with those freaks? no way!" as an adult, people found it off-putting how (by societal standards) unusually close he was with Wally. also, again, a "weird" friend group. they'd think it's too much, or just not their scene, or 'why don't you date your little blue haired boyfriend', etc. Barnaby never holds it against Wally or his friends. he has the mindset of if that person was the one, they would accept every part of Barnaby - and his friends are indeed part of him. Howdy has also dated around a little, but to a much lesser extent. he's too busy! he doesn't have time for that!)

but the ball really starts rolling in their late 20s. something the group does together - as a fun lil rare hobby - is LARPing. they get really into it! Sally made them all custom costumes, Julie helped make the weapons (like a giant sword for herself), etc etc. they fully commit to the bit (even Frank <3). so at this event's point in the timeline, Eddie is fully integrated into the clique, but that's unimportant - just to show where we are!

so they're all doing their thing, it's a pretty big LARP event - there's always way more people than our dear neighbors, yk. they're just part of the crowd! & there's a big battle hosted, the group is split between teams, but Barnaby & Howdy are on the same side! yay! during the battle, Barnaby is "mortally wounded." Howdy half-drags him away from the main battle under the cover of their teammates (including Eddie and Julie) and sits him down by the tree. now, Howdy & Barnaby are the ones who get into the roleplay the most. they get lost in the sauce! they perform the hell out of everything they do!

& since Barnaby is "dying", he really acts like it. Howdy acts accordingly, but again, they get a little too emotional, a little too into it, a little lost in the sauce. genuine tears are in their eyes, Howdy's voice is genuinely shaking a little as he holds Barnaby in his "dying moments" (Barnaby is holding the sword between his arm and his side. he has ketchup on his armor.) Eddie and Julie are getting choked up just watching this happen. and as Howdy & Barnaby look into each others' tear-filled eyes, those little feelings that have been so quiet for so long come right back babey! full force! but then they all get hit with "arrows" and have to die right there and then, and the moments over. but! both Barnaby & Howdy walk away from this LARP session grappling with Partially Realized Feelings.

Barnaby struggles with this the most, since yk at this point he's sworn off dating. he's being careful with his heart! but when he tells Wally all of this, cause he tells Wally everything, Wally's like "oh. yes, i know! remember that one college party where you two kissed for an hour". and then he goes on to point out every instance where he's thought "right, Howdy and Barnaby are in love" (bc Wally is way more observant than he lets on! he saw that shit! his peepers were peepin!)

BUT IT'S STILL A SLOW BURN BABEY!

Barnaby and Howdy don't approach each other about this. they're both in the boat of "well, i'll just keep going and see what happens" to the point where they're practically dating without ever saying anything to each other. Howdy notices how Barnaby lingers around the store more. Barnaby notices how Howdy keeps turning up at his work to talk more. (they already chat so much...) but they still! dont! say! anything! but they both Know! they're not emotionally circling each other they are Dancing to their Own Music!

and Barnaby is letting himself believe that this can work because, well... Howdy already accepts him as he is. Howdy is part of the group. Howdy loves Wally just like the rest of em. Howdy has seen Barnaby at his (presumed) worst and didn't even flinch! as for Howdy, well, he just thinks this is right! his whole life no one has really caught his eyes or heart, but Barnaby is different. he's always been in Howdy's peripherals. it feels natural to love him so deeply. Barnaby slots into his life like the final piece of a puzzle!

there's a lot of stuff that happens in this inbetween state - Howdy's store burns down & almost takes him with it, there's some family drama that needs to be handled, The Crash happens, etc etc etc - so it's a while before they "actually" get together. but they're both patient! they've waited this long, even if they didn't know they were waiting. neither of them are in a rush. they're young. they have time.

[itsyourstarboy]

Streamer!Honey Headcanons Pt.4

First Part Next Part

It’s been over a month I’m so sorry 😭😭😭 it’s here now, and there are some things that didn’t make it into this post, but that just means more parts!

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Guy started showing up on stream more often than he did in chat. Though, to protect his privacy, he wears sunglasses and a face mask.

Every time he seems to have a different set.

A face mask with a smiley face, or maybe it's rainbow colored, or (his favorite) a pizza pattern. Sometimes he wears one that is plain black with a small heart in the middle (honey likes to kiss the heart but not on stream ofc).

As for the glasses, I made this post talking about those ;w;

Every time he buys a new pair Honey has to go in and change out the lenses for darker ones so no one can see his eyes. They are very particular with Guy staying anonymous, they care about his safety more than they care about anything.

And unless he's willing to carry pepper spray and a pocket knife with him while he works, he is not allowed to show his face.

He loves how protective honey is, he thinks it's the cutest damn thing.

—

The first time he showed himself, he and Honey had planned it beforehand. In the middle of their stream, he knocked on the door.

Honey made a big show of faking a dramatic gasp, and saying "whoever could that be??"

They open the door, and Guy steps in like ��💃

"Oh my god, is that the Guy??"

Guy T-poses, "it is I, The Guy."

Chat lost their shit.

MY BOY ITS HE

GUY REVEAL [NOT CLICKBAIT] *EMOTIONAL*

Oh my 😳😳

HOT DAMN

loOK AT [HONEY'S] SMILE IM FUCKING SWOONING

beautiful beutiful butiful BETTYFUL BOOOOOYYYYYY

WHY HE DANCING LIKE THAT

DAMN HE GOT CAKE

Guy had quite the ego boost after that…

—

Sometimes while sitting next to them on camera he'll slowly start to lower his face mask just so Honey will hold his face "to keep the mask on".

♡♡♡♡♡♡

Honey looks to their right to see Guy eyeing them while slowly lowering the face mask. They roll their eyes and huff, practically throwing their controller onto the desk in front of them. They take Guy's face in their hands, squishing his cheeks, and give him a hard glare.

It goes on for a few seconds, Honey's intense gaze boring through him. They lean a bit closer and their forehead presses against his, never breaking eye contact.

"Stop doing that shit," they say in a low voice that makes Guy's knees feel weak. "Please," they add quietly, and all he can do is nod.

—

The fanart increased, and this time it wasn't weird because people had more of an idea as to what Guy looked like.

Guy still thinks it's adorable, and he has taken to finding ways to share this incredible art with the world in many ways.

He likes to print out the pictures and hang them on the fridge.

He calls the people in chat his children.

Or, at least, he did until they started calling him daddy…

Now they're just his chaos squad.

—

Guy made a second Instagram account to post on without showing his face (as if he ever even posts on his personal acc)

His stories are… interesting

First there's a picture of a grasshopper he found outside with the caption "look at this dood", then you see a really blurry photo with the caption "ASGFKDGFGSJ HALP ITS EVIL".

He posts little videos of Honey 🥺

They're chilling on the couch, their legs draped over Guy's, and he turns the camera towards them with a cat face filter.

Honey makes eye contact with the camera and sticks their tongue out a little bit anD THAT LIL BLEP WITH THE DOODLE CAT EARS AND WHISKERS WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE GUY FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM ALL OVER AGAIN

Before the video cuts off you can hear him make a little gasp and the caption is "I love them"

Fans think this confirms their relationship until they see Honey's story has a video of Guy in the kitchen humming the macarena—and half ass dancing to it—while making pizza rolls with the caption "if there was a zombie apocalypse, he would die first", and it makes them think maybe not…

—

Ever since Guy's debut, he joins chat less often (much to their disappointment), but what Honey doesn't know is that this was all part of an elaborate plan cooked up by none other than their menace of a boyfriend.

He wanted to spoop them. That's a harmless little prank, right?

WRONG

Honey has the most VIOLENT reactions when they get scared, you DO NOT want to be on the receiving end.

But nooooo, Guy just wants to be a little shit.

♡♡♡♡♡♡

Honey was playing The Mortuary Assistant. It's one of the few games that actually scares them from time to time, because of how unpredictable it is.

It was quiet, Honey wasn't really talking with chat. They were invested, double checking everything to make sure they were burning the right body.

Chat was basically left unsupervised, like a small child lost in the McDonald's play place.

Why do the feet have jiggle physics

✨realism✨

wouldnt the bodies be stiff tho? rick-a-morris or something?

RICK A MORRIS?!?!??!?

It's rigamortis, sweetheart

Ihatethisgameihatethisgame

EW EW NO GET THAT LIPLESS NO EYELID HAVIN ASS OFF MY SCREEN

WHY IS IT NAKED

Boy out here looking like salad fingers 🥗☝️👅👅

I’d smash ngl

Hi [Honey] <3 hope you're having a good day xoxo

That does not look like salad fingers

🌝✨rUstY💫🌚 💦🦴spOOnS🦠🥄

Baby girl got some mommy issues 😘💝😚

Lmao same 🤣😂😆

R u ok?

No :')

Can't have mommy issues if you never had a mom 😝😝

PLEASE-

Y r u joking abt this?? 😢😢

Where are the therapist people in chat?

Laughter is the best medicine ☺️☺️❤️

There they are

Alright, now everyone say 5 positive things about yourself

No

What if we don't?

I SAID 🔫🔫🔫 EVERYONE SAY 5 POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF🔫🔫🔫

HoneysHeaven: hello :)

Still no

GUY

GUY

MY GUUYY

BABY BOY BABY

HELLO 👋👋👋👋👋

HE HAS RISEN

GUY

PRAISE JUGULAR

HoneysHeaven: shh 🤫

EEEE

shh?

Ooh we be sneaky now

Y shh?

HoneysHeaven: everyone keep [honey] distracted I'm gonna spook them >:)

OOOH OK OK

SHHHHH

Oops

Pranky time 😈😈😈

Spoopy scary skeletons

Go Guy Go

On camera, you can see Guy verrry carefully open the door. He sneaks in, ever so gracefully, only tripping over himself a maximum of two times.

Despite his few hiccups, he managed to get in without Honey noticing (somehow)

Y'know that meme picture of Jason Momoa sneaking up on Henry Cavill? Yeah, that's what it looks like right now.

Honey was in the middle of a sentence when Guy pounced on them.

He wrapped his arms around them from behind and went, "BOO!"

Honey yelped and swung an arm behind them.

They've never had any training, but like… they've got a pretty damn good right hook…

They punched Guy in the face.

He fell to the ground, holding his nose, and laughed out a groan in pain.

JESUS FVCKING CHRIST

NOOOOOOOO

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

GUY NO HIS FACE IS BROKEN

I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA 😭😭😭

Honey immediately realized what they'd done and a hand flew over their mouth. They were kneeling next to Guy within seconds.

They cupped his face, "holy shit, are you okay!? Let me see-"

Guy's glasses had been punched off his face, but since he was on the floor, Chat couldn't see.

He had tears in his eyes though he was laughing and saying he was fine.

Honey felt so fucking bad.

"No, Honey, I'm fine really. You don't have to- no! Oh noo, Honey don't cry!"

They weren't crying, they were just… teary.

A lot just happened all at once. They got scared, and they punched their boyfriend in front of around 200k people, and they're pretty sure his nose is broken. Leave them alone.

Guy pulled off his face mask, revealing his bruised, bloody nose. Yeah. That's broken.

Honey's eyes were full of so much guilt, you'd think they murdered someone's puppy.

They did.

Their puppy.

They said sorry so many times, they sounded like a broken record. They held Guy, with their face buried in the crook of his neck, mumbling apologies, before finally coming to their senses and turning off the stream to take Guy to the hospital.

He wasn't mad at them. Of course he wasn't.

But Honey was mad at themself, because how could they ever hurt Guy like that!?

He insisted it was fine, that he understood it was a reflex, and that he shouldn't have scared them (because he knows they react violently).

Regardless, Honey sucked up to him so much while his nose was healing, let me tell you.

They babied him, they coddled him, they waited on him hand and foot.

Guy hated that they felt so guilty, but he was getting so much love and affection, so…

He wasn't even that badly hurt, these two are just dramatic

—

After that little fiasco, Guy's account now has a special alert to let Honey know that he's in chat (so he doesn't go do something stupid like that again).

At first the sound was a little ding noise, but then Guy changed it.

Now it starts playing the jaws theme.

[yuukei-yikes]

GLAD UR INTRIGUED BY MY KDMM CAT LORE. i have a lot of it 😁 (insane)

okay so kdmm have 4 cats: violet, lofi, megatron 3, and kido jr. kido named the former half, momo named the latter half

violet - small guy, black fur. pathetic sopping wet beast. he hides when guests come over. he always looks like the 🥺 emoji. he always makes this long high pitched meow like "meeeeeeeeee" whenever he's overwhelmed bc Everything overwhelms the poor guy. he sticks by kido's side bc they're calm and quiet. he loves momo but her energy can be a bit too overwhelming at times. momo's working on being more calm around him bc she wants him to be more comfortable around her. back to kido. violet follows him around everywhere. kido has to shoo him out of the bathroom when they go in and violet's outside the door making sad meows waiting for kido to finish. he's so overdramatic!!!

lofi - white fur, a bit bigger than violet. Crazy Ass. when kdmm first got him he was chill and normal for like. a day. then he showed his true colors. he loves fucking Jumping onto shit. knocks things off the table. kido and momo have to be So Careful to not put any glass in places lofi could reach and smack it off the surface it's on. he's so hyper and is always bothering the other cats at least kdmm can keep him under control with toys. for a while, that is. oh, and he has the job of getting rid of the mice that make their way into the house

megatron 3 - light gray fur, chubby. bigger than violet and lofi. the most mellow cat in the group. she's like. half awake all the time and it's funny. violet and lofi use her as a pillow. momo gave her her name bc she thought she'd be like lofi and be full of energy and having a badass name like megatron 3 would fit. bruh megatron 3 is the exact opposite of lofi. mega doesn't cause any trouble and she's so easy to handle, but if you try to wake her up from her naps she Will kill you. just let her wake up at her own time bro. kano learned that the hard way when he came to cat-sit for kdmm. she's also hibiya's favorite as she's easily approachable unlike the aforementioned cats and that helped him get used to being around cats again. oh yeah, and mega has a habit of trying to sleep on kido and momo's faces when they're laying on the couch! not cool bro!

kido jr. (my personal favorite. momo's too) - the biggest cat. green fur???? how???? anyways momo named her that bc she was literally like the cat version of human kido, but more cranky. kido claims he doesn't see the similarities between them and kido jr at All (denial). kido jr even has a tuft of fur that obscures her right eye just like kido did in their teen years. just like violet, she's also not a fan of guests coming over, even if it's the other dan members. she either hides with violet or she, glaring at them from behind a table/wall. menacingly. little freak. unlike the other cats, momo just found kido jr in an alley and took her home 🤷 kido didnt say shit bc yay more cats! kido jr absolutely does not fuck with hibiya bro. i think she can sense his cat hating energy or something. she's also protective of the other cats, especially violet, like the big sister figure of the group or something (yeah she is not beating the kido tsubomi allegations). speaking of her disliking guests, she cannot fucking stand kano. she'll come out of where she's hiding and just GLARE at him in the open. kano still loves to tease her so he'll dangle toys in front of her face and kido jr will just fucking kick his ass. deserved! kido jr also gravitates towards momo more than kido. like when momo's laying down or sleeping she'll go and rest on her chest. kido may or may not be a tad jealous of this. she still loves kido jr so much tho. oh and kido jr pissed on kano's shoes once.

kdmm usually have either kano or hibiya to cat-sit when they're out :3

ask is long so im putting my long answer under the cut :3 (i dont wanna make it a nightmare to scroll thru for myself) lots of pet headcanons under the cut. kidomomo & harutaka because... duh!!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOD CAT LOREEEE!!!! THE NAMES ARE EVERYTHING megatron 3 is my favorite. i have a kitty cat like that too. damn 4 cats.. well that's a lesbian couple alright. living the fucking dream

i feel like all the kidomomo cats would also have very bedazzled collars because momo can't be normal. kido gets home theyre like. erm. whatcha doing. and momo's with a headband to keep the hair out of her eyes and a very bright light like she's operating on something but she's gluing tiny rhinestones to a cat collar and she's like. nothing just listening to some podcasts. kido's like Okay Then. momo also dresses the cats. also is covered in scratches for completely unrelated reasons... maybe.

momo is a social media queen i think at least one of these cats is instagram famous if not all btw... right?? come on

kido is all into the Good cat environment so they're adding cat stuff everywhere. like invests in cat trees and little cat hammocks and even grabs some power tools to put up shelves on the walls for the cats to jump around in. momo sits there to watch them do it like 💗💗💗 but. momo would eventually step in because kido cant actually use power tools and their pride is very stained but hehe. pouring some lemonade for momo as she puts up shelves isn't that bad either. kido instead is the one impressed and sitting watching their gf be resourceful !!!!

hibiya having to move into a place with FOUR CATS is crazy. rip little guy.... i also hc kano as a crazy cat person and seeing u mentioned him a couple times IM GONNA ASSUME U DO TOO. i think kano has AT LEAST 5 cats and is always fostering some here and there!!! so there's at least like 10 cats at his apartment at all times and at least 5 are permanent kitty roommates. shintaro going to kano's and then momo's.. He's like im full of cat hair AND I DONT EVEN HAVE CATS!!!!

oh and of course haruka and takane. (pretends to be fucking normal) <- shintaro is also annoyed with this one he's like WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A FUCKING CAT‼️‼️‼️‼️ hibiya is also like THATS WHAT IM SAYING‼️‼️‼️ well setomary have like a thousand dogs. can anyone have a normal amount of pets please. yes. haruka and takane do💗 1. one kitty cat.

anyways harutaka cat💗 i will yell back at u my hcs as some sort of offering since u also did with yours ALSO ITS MY BLOG I can talk about harutaka cat. i ALSO have a fancat (like a fankid but better bc its a cat) it is a black cat with long fur and her name is actor💗 Haruka names the cat. DUH. hes like Did you know cats sleep like 16 hours everyday. takane's like Why are you bringing that up as an answer to me asking WHY ARE YOU NAMING THE CAT AFTER ME. it is simple. takane = cat.

canon had haruka fall in a fountain bc he was so determined to pet a cat and i just... have got to translate that into haruka being a crazy cat person. the dream of his life is having a cat. he sits takane down like it's a matter of life and death he takes her hands he says they need to talk about something important he is ready for the next step he is ready to be a parent. takane almost kills him when he finally spits out PLEAAASE CAN WE ADOPT A CAT:3 but then they do💖

haruka is so insane about it he's really nervous and even whines while getting all the cat stuff bc he's like but takane!!! we havent even MET the cat yet how can we know what kind of litter it likes !!! or what kinda toys!!!! or what kinda food!!! takane is having the patience of a saint because they know how excited haruka is but also JUST BUY THE DAMN LITTERBOX

awwww but i do also imagine takane pretty excited too. yknow how takane remarks how nervous haruka got before the festival even tho he's usually really chill. and she was also very nervous but still keeps it together to help him calm down. i think its something like that. *punches wall cries all night* WHERES THE HARUTAKA STIMMING PIC

👆shittles

erm erm erm. yeah💖 takane is also excited i think it's them who choose the cat because haruka is like cat overstim. he wants to take all of them. he has cat toys lying around at home just to play around with the street cats. so walking into a shelter!?!?!?!? Mission impossible. takane's the one who sees the grumpy dusty ass ball of black fluff cat at the corner and is like. YOU.

erm. most spoiled cat in the history of spoiled cats. when she arrives immediately its fur gets all shiny and shit. 2 only children adopt their first pet ever = spoiled cat. it is simple. also they both work from home so they're ALWAYS THERE WITH THE CAT!!!!

and harutaka apartment = nap central btw. Haruka: GROUP NAP TIME STARTS IN 5!! everyone bring ur blankies. takane's like stop calling it group nap time its just us two. but then when they get the cat she has no more arguments. its group nap time bro. get in here. haruka's the kind to go looking for the cat to bring to bed. literally wakes it up from its own nap just to make it nap with him.

oh by the way the cat is kinda grumpy but super clingy like dont touch me but i can touch u💖 again. takane = cat. a lot like ur kido jr one. the same essence.

cat is especially clingy to haruka. he says its cuz he's her faaaavorite :3 and takane's like yeah because when she headbutts ur phone to make u put it down to get pets YOU DO IT and if shes asking for food when she shouldnt eat YOU DO IT and also YOU FEED HER FANCY EXPENSIVE ASS WET FOOD and when she's on ur lap and ur legs are totally asleep YOU LET HER STAY and ur generally just letting the fucking cat boss u around. haruka's like ........i'm her favorite though.

also the cat hates shintaro's guts bc i think that's funny. he cannot approach a hand without getting a hiss. it seems to be normal to ayano and others though. she's not particularly friendly and mostly doesnt care abt people. except haruka. she loves that guy. takane is ok too also takane SHOULD NOT ACT like it doesn't love cuddling with the cat. she does💖 NAP CENTRAL‼️‼️‼️Group nap time at harutaka apartment with the haru and the taka and a little cat. peace and love on planet earth

shintaro hears takane's complaining about haruka letting the cat boss him around and he's like. does she realize she's just describing her own fucking relationship with him. whatever. harutaka cat parents for real...

actor is no good with other cats so i doubt there would be a kidomomo cats playdate but im sure they make them videochat and the mekadan gc is generally FILLED with cat pics from kidomomo harutaka and kano. and dog pics from setomary. general any animals from seto. seto rly sends the most bizarre pics and everyone's like where even ARE YOU.

shintaro tries not to send tono pics bc when he does the whole groupchat will break for AT LEAST an hour because no one will stop sending bnuny. buyny. bunny.

[xangareplaced]

February 14, 2024

I’m trying to document this one for the books… because it was a memorable birthday to say the least 🤭

We can start off with the innocent stuff first. So woke up early to go to church since it was Ash Wednesday. Told her I’d be there and she was there too. I didn’t see her at mass cuz ofc we were fucking late. But I messaged her once mass was over so I could at least see her and give her a hug. Had to walk all the way across the parking lot but ugh I love her hugs. Asked her if she was doing anything today and she’s like no I’ll just be at home working on the yard. So I told her I’d drop by later to see her at her place. Gave her a few more hugs before I went back to the office to get the baptism paperwork signed for klang. Ugh I wanted to kiss her so bad in the parking lot. And she was so sweet too, she was like yelling happy birthday 🥺 made me happy.

So fast fwd went to Costco then home. Waited for the church to call me back and say the paperwork was done. Went and picked that up. Laid on the couch watching movies waiting for booboo to come over and snuggle. She caved and said she’d come right after work but then she left early too to go gym 😒 brother went to go and leave to chill with his coworker so I left to message key to tell her I was coming over.

I asked if she wanted food and she was like no I’m so mad rn. And sent me a screenshot of what her ex texted her about their car and some bs about how key’s a liar and now she won’t pay the car payments until June instead of March like she was supposed to.

So I told her to not reply and let it be. And then I’d be rushing to see her asap. I drove over and gave her a big hug. She broke down and started crying. I told her to let it all out but she was like no. I’m tired of feeling like this and always crying. So I scooted over on the couch to bring my leg up and just held her. I said come here and we were just in each others arms for a lil bit. Then we were watching this show in HBO I think it’s called Tokyo vice? On opposite ends of the couch yet again. But she was still upset so I decided to at least just keep my leg up and hold her. I would kiss her on her shoulder/back area and she would lean her head towards me. She was still emailing and texting coworkers since she took the day off. Then idk what came over me really. But I asked if I could have some uninterrupted time with her and if she could put down her phone.

I gave her a kiss on her cheek and said, you could use a distraction right about now and it’s my birthday… and BOOM. It’s like complete 180 and I could see the fire in her eyes. She was like you’re right.. it’s your birthday and started making out with me. At first it was all sideways, then I laid myself down and pulled her on top of me. Made out some more, stuck my tongue in there and ooh she was so aroused lol. I could feel the heat swelling between her legs. My hands always wandering. I’d give her pecks in between just to tease. And she’s be like what? Is this okay? Almost seemingly self conscious. And I was like no, I’ve just been wanting this for like 3 weeks now. And she’s like oh?? I didn’t know. So we paused for a sec cuz I was like. Girl. How you not gonna know when I fucking drove in Friday night traffic to come see you only to find out halfway thru my drive that you had to go into work. And then instead of me turning around I still came to your work and hung out with you for HOURS just talking only to not be invited over to fuck. And she’s like lol I didn’t know. And so I didn’t want things to get weird so I’m like well now you know and went back to kissing her. And of course you already know we’re fucking dry humping the shit out of each other. So she’s worked up and I’m worked up. I finally get her to start working down my neck and onto my tits. UGH I’ve been wanting those sucked for so long. Im glad I wore a vneck lmao cuz she was struggling there to get to them. I asked if she wanted me to take it off or if she liked the challenge. She was like I’ll take the challenge. And sucked me so good. Fuck I’m getting wet just thinking about it again. We came back up and my wandering hands went up to one of her tits now. And so I was like “if I remember correctly, these were suuuper sensitive” as I rubbed right against her nipples. She shuddered a moan and agreed mhmm. So I asked if I could see them and she’s like whatever you want, it’s your birthday. So she pulled up her sports bra and FUCK. them titties be so nice. I immediately started sucking on one while groping the other. Went back and forth between the two but I def end up going for the anatomically right one (so my left in POV). Ugh I love hearing her moan.

Im starting to forget what happened next but I think we got interrupted by one of my phone calls so I had to answer. Then she was sitting and I went to sit on top of her to tell her I’m sorry. And she’s like don’t. It’s your birthday. So I start bouncing up and down on her and aggressively making out. And at one point I just grab her neck and face and tongue the shit outta her mouth. And then she pauses and stops. And she’s like mmmmmm. And I say what? What’s the mmmm 😏 about. She’s like nah nah it’s your birthday. And I’m like babe WHAT. what do you want? And she finally caved and says she wants head and loves getting head. So I aggressively kiss her back. But in my head I’m like fuuuuck. Idk if I can. Cuz like (and I end up telling her this too), I’ve never eaten anyone out before. Like I’m a full on pillow princess. And she’s like no it’s okay. And I’m like no I want to. Are YOU okay that I don’t know what I’m doing? And she’s like the way you be moving that tongue in my mouth makes it hard to believe that you’ve never done it before. So I finally convince her to take off her bottoms and I just dove right in tbh. Lol. I mean I had to foreplay a lil to make sure she was ready. Licked up her thighs, kissed the sides of her lips. But she was practically begging for me to eat her by then. She grabbed my head and pointed me directly towards her pussy. I tried not to go straight for her clit. But ended up anyways. Played with that and she squeal moaned. Then I dug my tongue deeper into her crevices. Fuck she was so wet. Landed my tongue in there for a min. Then went back to sucking her clit. Then I stuck a finger. Then two cuz I was like fuck I wanna make her cum. She was so tight for two but I wanted her to feel me. Did the sucking fingering thing for a bit and had to calm down cuz I was getting aroused too much. She pulled me up and just started making out with me again. She’s like I still can’t believe you’ve never done that before. And again things are getting blurry in my mind again but I think at this point she wanted to return the favor and told me to take my pants off. Which I happily obliged. She had me sitting at on the couch while she moved to the floor to eat me out while kneeling. Ugh I could’ve stayed like that for hours. I didn’t cum from it but give me a few hours and I sure as well might’ve. I wanted to kick it into high gear cuz she kept teasing me between her tongue and her fingers. So I ask come and sit on my face. Then she pouted and was like “I’m busy” hahaha so I poured back and I’m like no. Come sit on my face. You don’t gotta stop. I just want you to come sit on my face 😏 I didn’t win clearly but somehow we moved from her eating me out to us both being on the floor but her on the bottom again. So I held her arms up above her body and I just know she got a kick outta that. She fucking loved it being all dominated and shit. Lol. I also went down on her longer this time. And fuck she was screaming for it. She was gonna cum. And GYAT dayum I was drowning/suffocating in her pussy. I couldn’t stop cuz she was getting there so I just didn’t breathe and kept lapping at that spot in her pussy. Fuck. Came all over my face. Lol and then I wiped it all over her shirt cuz I couldn’t handle 🤣 also I don’t remember now if at which point if I took off my shirt and bra before or after this. But we kept humping and shit and my titties were bouncing all over her face. I think at one point too we realized she gave me a hickey on my right boob. But that’s ok. It’s so close to my nipple that you would basically have to see me in a bra to notice.

We had to end early tho cuz the shop was closing up and her cousin had to come home forreals this time. OMG did I even mention the halftime break before all the pussy licking because her cousin came home to have a smoke break? Lol so many fucking interruptions. But still a good night of fucking. A night of many firsts. And I can’t stop thinking about it. But I’m glad it happened. Even if it don’t happen again.

I think at the end before I told her I was gonna go home, we were just pecking at each other’s lips. And she’s like thanks for the distraction. And I told her thank you for my birthday present. And she smiled and kissed me more saying happy birthday. Eeeeep. I cannot. Best birthday ever.

I’ll see her tomorrow as I go back to the city and before she goes to work. We don’t have to have sex again, I’m hoping to just come over and cuddle. That’s it. Fingers crossed.

Until next time my Xanga ✌🏽

[qingxintea]

heartbreak avenue (4) || albedo x reader

https://qingxintea.tumblr.com/post/668802979671982080/on-heartbreak-avenue-with-albedo-5-gender

will we meet on bakers street... or find ourselves on melrose avenue?

gender neutral reader.

mentions of spiking

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- my mans is out of glaze lilies for an experiment once again. like sir stock up :skull:

- travels to liyue,, he gets lost bc hes not that familiar with the map (bc you would always offer to get them for him, like in my cecilia flowers post) (real ones know)

- and ventures inside the city instead, where he seems to come across you again. (not clickbait)

- he doesn't try to get ur attention, just observes. especially after ...

- anyway 👹👹

- you were with hu tao, chilling around her workplace as he studies the lilies growing nearby

- subconsciously (did i spell that right.) he focuses on your conversation. he doesnt mean to, its a natural instinct he has

- "y/n. it seems you've been distant for awhile, and to be honest, im only worried. do... would you like my help in getting over him?"

- you chuckled for a moment, then shifted your gaze to setting sun. "ah... the story just doesn't bother me anymore."

- "oh dear, when will you learn to stand for yourself... im curious, if you dont mind me asking, why did you suppress your feelings to help your friend..?" hu tao followed your gaze in the same direction, legs swinging back and forth on the wooden bench.

- "you see, its that before, he showed no signs of interest in me. i doubt he will- would've returned my feelings. but the way his eyes lit up when the topic was about her... its just a harmless thing i wanted to keep forever."

- "does that still remain true?"

- "..."

- and an inaudible sentence after that. 😔⛓🥀🖤

- oh.

- so you have? had? feelings for him. (little bit to late but he’s still learning 🥺)

- yet the way you had bitterly looked into his eyes and said, “im not y/n.” it made him feel like youve despised him this whole time..

- hu tao takes you to stroll around wuwang hill, or so he hears.

- recall in part 2 traveller visited your house, right?

- so albedo def knows your address 👹👹

- anyways drops a bundle of his hard earned glaze lilies by your doorstep. because fuck an experiment, youre worth so much more. (/j) (/g)

- so like hes about to leave liyue right?

- but you come out of nowhere

- he spent too much time reflecting ig 💀

- you notice him and he looks back . you already know there’s something to be discussed that you couldnt escape from

- “...let’s talk at my house.” you blankly said

- he only agrees .

- when you reached your doorstep, he was expecting to see the flowers

- but they were gone !

- did he place it at the wrong house ? no, he couldn’t have made a mistake like that , plus the address number was the same

- so... someone must’ve taken them. how disappointing.

- you two enter . nice house tbh

- anyways you told him to sit on the couch as you made yourselves tea

- so meanwhile u were in the kitchen . took ur phone and called hu tao . she picked up ,,

- “i need you to stay quiet, ok? come if you see i’m in trouble.”

- “was literally our plan from the start but ok”

- you softly laughed, grabbing two identical teacups and a serum from your cabinet

- made the tea. poured it in, then poured the serum into the right cup.

- it wasn’t supposed to do any harm, just make whoever sleep bc you didn’t really have the energy to discuss anything with him rn

- also you would never want to harm him so like

- you set them down on the table, then sitting across from him. “...so?”

- albedo takes it in his hands, the heat of it pretty questionable as it felt like fucking molten lava flowing through his hands

- he didn’t prepare for this really, he was expecting for you to find the flowers as he poured out how much you meant to him or other stuff

- why not follow along that, then?

- but before he could say anything, you spoke up first, uncomfortable with the silence.

- “a little star told me that they’d have to take my soul if i destroyed mondstadt.” you deadass yawned and snorted with a straight face, and the sentence implied of you mocking his future. “unbelievable, isn’t it?” you sarcastically added.

- when had you even learned to act like this? he was taken aback, unfamiliar with your personality though he had known you for so long.

- regardless, he took a sip and responded, “if you think it is... sure.” also meant backhandedly as if ppl were supposed to believe your every word as if u were a god(dess)

- you watched as he set the cup back down, curious on how the serum wasn’t taking effect though it was supposed to be immediate. maybe after awhile.

- “why don’t you drink your tea? i remember that you don’t like them cold.” words from albedo truly 😻😻

- he remembers.

- you scoffed, crossing your legs. “i only made it this hot because i remember you don’t like them hot.” you watched his troubled expression.

- communicating with you has never been this hard.

- staring at the steam floating into the air, you wondered about the serum and noticed no signs of fatigue from albedo. when was it gonna...

- oh, wait.

- you then shifted your gaze to your cup, it’s vibrant color reflecting your irises. FUCK-

- ...your turn now, hu tao.

- picking it up gently and drinking it, you felt the forced tiredness onto, all thoughts void of your mind. tf where did u even get this shit? sketchy 🤨

- then . collapse 💀

- mans was about to take action,, but hu tao . girl is fast as fuck

- appears in a rush of butterflies and picks you up bridal style (hand in marriage now), staring him directly in the eyes

- before anything else, he noticed the glaze lilies stuffed in her sachet. she followed his gaze, picking up his thoughts.

- “i, personally, wouldn’t recommend bringing y/n back. after all... they left for a reason.. but, you do you, i guess.” she looked around, her gaze resting on the unfinished teacups. “just don’t expect it to be easy.”

- and in another flash of butterflies, she escaped, leaving him all alone.

- once again.

“ 💀⛓🖤🥀 “

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ok looks like i got over the fact that i have to write stuff down in order to publish it let’s go ig 👹👹 /hj

[tender-rosiey]

(I'm the Fyodor affectionate and thoughtful s/o requester) IM SO EXCITED FOR YOUR MASTERLIST LOVE, LIKE VERY. I can't wait to binge your headcanons and oneshots, especially the bsd ones of course. But im lowkey obsessed over haikyuu as well lol.

I really reaaaally, loved how you wrote my previous request, thank u for taking the time writing it, ya made my day💜

If it's no trouble, can I ask for another request? U don't have to write it if ur busy, I totally understand.

Maybe Fyodor, Dazai, & Sigma (if u dont write for him tis okay love) headcanons for a fem s/o who's good at board/card games? Chess, scrabble, uno etc. And she often wins most of their games lol. Wanna know how they'll take it.

Thank u for even spending time to read this💜 ily sm

❥ Fyodor and Dazai with a s/o who is good at board/card games

ᴀ/ɴ: HI BBY I AM HONORED YOU SEE MY WORK AS BINGE WORTHY 🥺 I am glad you liked it! I really enjoyed writing it as well; I hope you like this too 💘

Dazai Osamu:

First

He is so proud of you and shows you off like the lottery

PRAISES YOU ALOT

“BELLADONNA THAT WAS A GOOD MOVE”

“AHHHH YOU ARE SO SMART”

“YOU LOOK EXTRAVAGANT WHILE PLAYING”

And

“KUNIKIDA-KUN MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL CAN AND WILL KICK YOUR ASS IN ANY FORM OF BOARD GAMES”

You did challenge Kunikida and won like the boss you are

W H I C H gave dazai enough salt to rub it on Kunikida

Kunikida was high-key going to throw your boyfriend out of the window

Okay now screw the handsome blonde because this is about the two of you

Dazai likes wait no-

LOVES spending time with you and like board games are a nice way to pass time together

Why?

If he won then he will rub it in your face and keep teasing you about it

But will compensate with kisses and hugs so fret not 👌

“Okay belladonna I am sorry you are better than me don’t give me that look-“

But if you win

We don’t really have an egoistic man but it will just hit him in a way of ‘oh my, my s/o is better than me in planning-“

And his reaction sorta varies

Either it’s him being a grumpy bby and still demanding cuddles like a little brat

Or

Just using this to even brag more about you and guilt trip you

Now I don’t know why this habit of his started but he likes kissing your fingertips after each game

“Cant I show my love some affection?”

Both inside and outside of the house

PDA much

and yes Kunikida is still bothered by losing and your pda

“GET YOUR ASSES OFF THE COUCH YOU-“

“Kunikida who beat you in chest a while ago?”

Now for something like chess which really shows that someone has a good mind if you win

He likes seeing you win against others and just goes

“My baby is so smart 😌”

But

He lost to you twice in chess maybe even more but lets spare him the misery

And was in a foul mood all day

Still accepts kisses cause he is a brat like that

I still love him tho

“You have to make it up to me >:(“

So yeah board games and chill is something you guys do on free days

Not the dirty type of chills you little shits 🥰

Fyodor Dostoevsky:

We have the master of card games here

freaking cheater

Anyways

E G O

“Yeah my dear over here is a lot more better than you but I don’t want to waste their precious time on you.”

He finds it intriguing seeing you play and it just make him feel so proud like the mf up there

Smirks that smirk in the gif because I wanna make y’all simp

Anyways

So he knows you are good and all that jazz

That makes him really excited every time you play against each other

If you win he will just clap slowly almost sarcastically but straightens up when you glare at him

If he wins then he will just leannnn back to the chair

Cross his legs and say

“Sorry dear, not everyone is as good as me.”

“Fyodor you cheated what-“

“I am a man of law, my love”

What a rat smh 🙄

Let’s give an example of a scene that could’ve happened in the dead apple movie

The three of them sitting like royal hoes and just Fyodor goes

“I have a lover who is great at playing board and card games.” Then sips tea

And Dazai who responds with “mind if I play against them sometime?”

THE MALICE LYING UNDER HIS WORDS

Which btw Fyodor answers with

“If you want to get your ass handed to you on a golden plate then have the honor.”

He will soMEtimeS praise you skills

“You did well”

“Great job”

“Meh, needs improvement.”

“Better luck next time.”

“Average.”

“That was impressive, I assume.”

Bipolar much

He likes planning stuff using your time playing games against each other

Like it would his turn to play and he would go for example:

He will hold his piece after he explains his plan and say “and just like that we get rid of them”

Then knocks it over like a little loser 🙊

copyright © 2020 tender-rosiey

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

[tennessoui]

Me: chilling on the couch

My brain: Remember that kuwsk scene where the kids show Obi-wan their drawings and his narration is like "he doesn't think he's ever seen anything *more* important" and "he scours the portraits for anything else that might be somehow more important than Obi-wan Kenobi being part of a family"

Me, tearing up spontaneously: fUCK

Anyway I wanted you to know I still think about kuwsk randomly and it fucking moves me. You've really created a piece of art that feels like it's become a part of me

🥺🥺 im so emotional over this ask, bless i love KUWSK!Obi-Wan maybe the most out of all my Obi-Wans he's a bit boring and like plain but he feels 🥺 so much 🥺 he's so cautious with his heart 🥺 and sometimes the kids and anakin just...give him these things 🥺

these beautiful precious things that are so small he doesn't think they even realize that they're gifts, like the drawings of their family that include obi-wan, or when obi-wan comes home late and anakin's cooked but left some of the dinner out and put foil over it for him. he's loved he's cared for he's a part of a family 🥺

[liyawritesss]

hi hiiii 😌😌 sooo i have some hc ideas:

what type of date would they take you on

with shinsou and bakugou pls🥺🥺

Dates w/ Bakugo Katsuki and Shinsou Hitoshi Would Include...

You love to give me the beat stuff to write don't you 😭😭

Synopsis: Bakugo and Shinsou take you on a date! What kind of date would it be? Where would you go? What would happen?

Warnings: bakugo and shinsou fluff, fem!black/poc!reader x shinsou, fem!black/poc!reader x bakugo, aged up!2nd years

BAKUGO KATSUKI

Bakugo would probably take you out for a might on the town

He'd tell you a few days before so that way you can make sure to have your schedule clear for it

Dresses to impress, though he won't admit it. Would definitely sport a beanie, a jean jacket, and some converses.

Would bring a little bracelet he had Mina help him make for you. It has an explosion emomi charm on it, and he's quite nervous about giving it to you. Lowkey forgets about it till the end of the date.

Bakugo sees you im your attire and has room refrain from letting his jaw drop to the floor (he's not letting Kiri win the bet they made, he's not showing that he's completely whipped for you)

"Did you have to look like that dumbass, jeez" don't believe him he loves your outfit

You two just walk around, relishing in the night life.

Youre hands are lazily intertwined while he lets you drag him into different stores, even though you don't buy anything and just want to look

You both grab some takeout food and chill on a park bench to eat

You lowkey take secret pictures of eachother and its so cute

I say its a secret - its not, you both know the other takes pictures of you but neither of you are willing to say anything about it because you don't want it to stop

Hide and seek in the park? Yes

He will catch you and won't let you go, and brag about how he was able to find you so easily.

"Damn, how do you say lets play hide and seek and you're this horrible at it!

Chilling on the bench he'll hold you from behind while you take pictures of you two

Walks you home and gives you his jacket since he sees you're getting a bit cold

"Bring a damn sweater next time, idiot."

Would give you a kiss at your door, blushing hard afterwards cuz it felt really nice to kiss you

Bakugo remembers the bracelet and quickly pulls it out before walking away

"Next date you decide, dumbass!"

SHINSOU HITOSHI

I'd like to think Shinsou would like to take you to the park as a date

Especially during the seasons changing, or when the cherry blossoms are falling because its so pretty

You grab some light snakes, maybe from Starbucks or something, and you both start walking.

He watches you take lead, so excited to see the pink petals decorate the ground and the ponds

Its in a more secluded part of the park, so he's more comfortable with following your lead and being a bit bold.

Would steal kisses and pretend he didn't do anything while sipping on his iced coffee

Suddenly its a kiss stealing war now

And you get him back by kissing him full on the lips, stunning him for a good moment

Oh but now you've got a target on your back.

He'll get you back later, but right now he's so focused on how pretty you look dancing in the pink cherry blossom petals.

Like baby boys looking at you with full on love in his eyes

Will offer to take pictures of you, and put the flowers in your hair for added affect

"Trust me, you'll look good."

Of course you trusted him, and of course he was right, you looked amazing with them

Kisses you after putting the flowers in your hair cuz you just look so pretty and cute

After that will probably start calling you goddess from time to time

After your day at the park, you're both tired out, he invites you to his house to chill.

Your date ends with both of you cuddled up om the couch while a cartoon plays in the background

BONUS: Aizawa and Mic come home and see you two on the couch, and Aizawa's the one that takes the blackmail picture while Mic is scolding in and saying "let them be innocent while they still are!!"

Okay but date ideas may be my new fave thing to write cuz this was so cuuuutteeee!! Thanks for the request @todorkihoe

If you enjoyed, please leave a like, comment, and reblog for others to see! And don't be shy to send a request!

[ybcpatrick]

your house is haunted??? cool!!! my parents house is also haunted. and i have at least one ghost who just hangs around

can you tell us more about your haunted house

oh gladly.

disclaimer here i am super not here to debate the existence of ghosts wkaksksjfjjf. i don't CARE if anyone reading this doesn't believe in ghosts because this is my life lmfao. my mum is a full-on empathic medium (she sees, hears, talks to, smells, even occasionally touches, WHOLE NINE), my older brother and i are sensitive (and i'm also an empath, to boot), and my younger brother has spirits come to him in dreams. my dad is not a special lad with special brain but he's been around all this stuff for 20+ years now and he's gotten used to all of it.

i can tell you........ so much so here goes:

so the majority of the ghosts we have hanging around our place are family.

my other younger brother and my nana are the most common visitors, but there are other extended family members who roll through from time to time, too. there's never an empty moment in the house

speaking of my nana, my dad apparently inherited her poltergeist! and now he likes to fuck with me. she named him armstrong, and he answers to it. when he first appeared back when my dad was a kid, he just liked to flicker the lights in the bathroom attached to the kitchen to bug my nana. nowadays, he likes to knock my action figures over and... hide food in places it shouldn't be. i used to call him the granola bar poltergeist, bc he would put granola bars in places they shouldn't be logically. like balanced on the chair rail, or in the bathroom drawers. why would any of my living family members put that shit there? they wouldn't. exactly.

THERE ARE SO MANY PETS. SO MANY.

SOME OF THEM WEREN'T EVEN OURS, THEY WERE PETS OF FRIENDS. I HEARD A PARROT THE OTHER DAY AND ASKED IF IT WAS ON THE TV. MUM SAID NO. IT WAS ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH

back in july, my friend mar was staying at my place and a cat that my mum had like right before i was born turned on my lamp right in front of her. like twice. so thanks for freaking her out, pepsi 😒 /j

the last pup we lost was an english spaniel named sasha, and she was my baby and i miss her sososososo bad 🥺 we got her when she was already five, and she had started going blind very soon after, so she'd find her way around the house by gently bumping her head against doorways and walls and stuff. it made a really distinct sound, and a lot of times i still hear her thumpin around the downstairs level ajskahdksjfle

as for spirits that came with our house, we have a few we know by name!

there was a spirit of a man in the basement when we first moved in, his name is Eduardo, but we call him Eddie. he's attached to the property, not the house, and he said he lived and worked here in the late 1700s/early 1800s. he was likely a servant, which.. oof. BUT, he's special because he's fully aware that he's dead! he's completely conscious! he doesn't stay in the basement anymore, he just hangs out on the downstairs level because he thinks we're all chill. he thinks TVs are fuckin fantastic

there's a rlly high dutch population in my area, and an elderly dutch couple haunt the attic. we've nicknamed them oma and opa. they are NOT aware that they're dead, but they are aware of us, which is odd? every day, a little after 6pm, an apparition will pass on the front porch, and that's opa "coming home from work". if you go into the attic and don't "stay for tea", oma will get mildly salty. they're just nice.

my mum sees horses in the backyard. like regularly. just herds of wild horses

(THIS IS DARK YOU'VE BEEN WARNED) i live on the main highway through my town. there's unfortunately a death echo on the road just outside, and im usually the only person who fucking hears ittttttt. in the 1910s-ish, a little boy passed away due to an accident with a horse and buggy. every now and again, i can hear him screaming 🥲 i fucking hate it, but i hated it even MORE when my baby brother was still little bc i thought it was him getting hit by a car or something

that's all i can think of at the moment, that covers the basics (THE BASICS.) there are so many more incidents i could tell y'all about but i gotta go get ready for work ive been typing for an hour wjskajdksjfkd BYEEEE

[moonlitmeeks]

HE PLAYS LEAD GUITAR (guitarists are actually everything. not open to criticism) AND SINGS… you won. you win. ur telling me. he likes horror movies, rock music, HAS A CAT AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF HE SENDS PICS OF SAID CAT?? i’m freaking OUTTT i need updates immediately!!

yesterday i (super smoothly) sat next to him on a couch and our legs were touching AND HE DIDNT MOVE AWAY?? i also ruffled his hair bc it’s super nice and fluffy … he also offered to help me work out my computer mouse because i am actually hopeless with technology 😭

i’m sure ur accent is wonderful !! i feel like everyone thinks the worst of their voice even if it’s literally the prettiest one ever HAHAHA u should def visit canada it’s pretty chill here 😎😎

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you are so totally right with that omg— 14 year old me would be going absolutely insane if she knew?!? i’m still in shock that i havent just dreamed this man up out of thin air because he is nothing short of perfection to me (he’s gonna send me pics of his cat in her halloween costume🥺🥺)

BUT OH MY GOSH?! u two need to stop being so cute,, u ruffled his hair?! he didnt move away?!? he offered to help you out?!?! i need you two to save time and start dating rn because he sounds smitten- pls tell me anything and everything because im so invested!!!!

and very true people do seem to be harsher on themselves, so i suppose i can admit it isnt the worst SJSKDKSS but i definitely want to,,, its been a wish of mine for a few years so im crossing my fingers that ill make it one day!!!!

all my love<333

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The way you phrased her memories was so heartbreaking 😭 and Javi offering to break someone's fingers for her had me feeling like laughing mid-tears hdhsjssjs

Her worry about her significance in his life was so gorgeously put, as sad and relatable as it was 🥺

Justine's kindness and lack of judgement is one of my favorite things about this series, and something that makes me remember this fic quite often, as well as the way his father talks to him and gives the best advice... And the la reina scene 🥺

Javi being mentally gut-punched when he realizes how deeply Frances cares is such a brilliant scene 🤩 and the way he "remedies" it by giving her ways to reach out is,,, it's amazing. I love this chapter so MUCH!! And the sweet horse scene fills my heart with a lot of warmth whenever i remember it - also, her name being la reina is ADORABLE!!!

Billy and Javi chilling while Frances panics is still one of the best scenes I've ever read 😂😂 and then the next scene is like,,,,,, the Best. Ever.™. I fucking adore it so much, with how Javi is distracted by her closeness and won't have the courage needed to say his feelings instead of hoping she reads his mind while she worries and then she cradles him so tenderly and they have that frozen in time intense as fuck moment that leaves me breathless and panting at the same time and the tension is so well built and their characters have such a strong magnetism and ugh it's just amazing as fuck!!! And then the natural ease with which he teases her and stokes the metaphorical warmth in her heart just because he wants to bask in its light makes me want to cry happy tears because that is so beautiful and pure and wholesome and they both deserve it so much!!! And then both making sure the other knows they're not invested in anyone else and Frances being totally oblivious to the guy even though they're literally talking about him is GOLDEN?!! Clare, you're a fucking wonder.

Billy giving the guy shit is the best thing ever too 😂😂 and Javi exuding confidence and familiarity with Frances thus effortlessly showing the guy his place in her life is *chef's kiss* 😌✨

Javi frowning with careful attention while she talked about things that would have bored anyone else. - the absolute belonging and care they found with each other... The way he was interested in the good, the bad and the dirty... Im so soft

How she’d ached to fit herself against the broad expanse of his back, breathe in the scent of his nape and take refuge in the rhythm of his body. - your portrayal of longing is otherworldly beautiful, i hope you know that

Calling a boy. It’s the kind of thing other girls did. - UGH i ADORE your writing! You managed to show just how little she thinks of herself in such a simple and clean sentence and your whole writing style is like that and it's honestly so so SO good!!

the lethal combination of good manners and tight jeans on a man - I STILL FUCKING LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!

Checking it and testing it. Is it still there? Does it still hurt? - OH MY GOD WAIT!!! WAIT, DON'T LOOK AND IT WON'T HURT??? HOW HAD I NOT NOTICED THIS BEFORE!!! 🤯🤯

she’d make little noises back at him like they were consoling one another on the awfulness of the world. - 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

And they’re laughing and she’s lit up with a glow that comes from being with a man who’s not afraid to love her. - so beautiful 😭😭😭 it's not that much to ask... Also i love how Javi is the kind of person who would notice and selflessly enjoy it 🥺

And now she is looking at him. And he’s looking back. - THIS MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM AND BREAK A WINDOW AND PUNCH THE TV AND TORCH MY COUCH AND RIP THE CURTAINS AND KICK A CHAIR!!!!! IT'S SO FUCKING FANTASTIC AND I KNOW I'M BEING REPETITIVE BUT I REALLY CAN'T HELP IT BC ENGLISH DOESN'T HAVE THE VOCABULARY I NEED TO EXPRESS MYSELF FULLY IM SORRY

It’s curiously intimate and he likes the way her eyes fixate on his lips each time they close around the tip. - I'd certainly not look respectfully either 👁️👁️

I'm so fucking pumped to read the new chapter!!!!!!!! I'm really sorry for being repetitive but your writing is a work of art in itself, and in this story it seems so shine with so many colorful nuances, it's so good and delightful to be so enthralled by your narrative and feel so deep for your characters, it's honestly addictive. You're amazing 🥺 please step on me 🤠

Narcos fic: Don’t Look And It Won’t Hurt (Chapter 3)

A Javier Peña x waitress OFC story

Fandom: Narcos Rating: Explicit for eventual smut Relationship: Javier Peña x waitress OFC   Tags/warnings: Idiots To Lovers; Eventual smut; Soft Javi; Mutual Pining; Mild angst with a happy ending; Touch Starved; Hurt/Comfort; Intimacy; Panic Attack (just one instance in Ch 1). Word count so far: 25.5K (Chapter Three is 5.5K) Chapters: 4/? Also posted on Ao3

Read Chapter One  |  Read Chapter Two  |  Read Chapter Four

A/N: With love and thanks to the wonderful @keeper0fthestars and my Javier muse, @yespolkadotkitty for beta and cheerleading. And special thanks to @knittingqueen13​ for equine advice in this chapter. (Any inaccuracies are my own.)

Summary: Javi is a regular at an all-night diner in Texas where he makes a connection with a lonely waitress.

Chapter 3

She wakes up to the sound of someone announcing the weather in a voice which is far too cheerful for her to tolerate. She rolls over in bed, slaps the snooze button on her radio and casts about her mind for the source of her unhappiness. It’s a sombre way to start the day but she’s learned to make a habit of it. Better than letting it ambush her later, while she’s going about her business with all the unguarded complacency of someone who’s forgotten that he has gone.

She closes her eyes. She remembers. Javi holding his cigarette between his thumb and forefinger. The crooked tooth in his lower jaw that sits almost completely in front of its neighbour. Javi frowning with careful attention while she talked about things that would have bored anyone else. Her aching back. Her dreams. Her upstairs neighbour’s piano practise that messes with her sleep now she’s on nights.

Want me to come over and break his fingers for you?

She remembers the stubble growing patchily over his jaw while he sat at the counter fighting off sleep instead of going home to his bed and his razor. She remembers the night she turned around from washing out the coffee pot to find him slumped over in a sleepy heap on the counter. Instinctively knowing he’d hate to fall asleep in a public place, she’d gone straight to his side and brought him awake, her hesitant tap interrupting the slow rise and fall of his shoulders which had felt impossibly warm and firm beneath her fingers. How she’d ached to fit herself against the broad expanse of his back, breathe in the scent of his nape and take refuge in the rhythm of his body.

He’d woken up to see her standing over him, holding the empty pot and god only knows what kind of expression had been on her face.

Sorry. How long was I out?

Only a minute. She’d turned away before her face betrayed her. Go home. Get some rest. I’ll see you tomorrow.

It’s painful to dwell on such things, to will him to live bright and vivid in her memory like this. But she does it anyway because with every day that passes it’s becoming harder to believe he was real instead of some fantasy she created to soften the long lonely nights, or a recurring dream she used to have.

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