#and im here with a tummy ache and 15 euros in my bank account
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#vent#just discovered i’m a direct descendant of charlemagne#i’m literally finnish lmfao why the hell are my ancestors holy roman emperors i’m going to start tweaking#(i know why the hell conrad ii is my great gramps x50)#they did genealogy on a grape#i feel like aragorn dawg#i know possibly thousands of people are charlemagne’s descendants but it’s something so mindblowing#to be able to trace my family lineage back nearly 2000 years#through kings queens and emperors#like ah yes my ancestor and good friend saint arnold of metz#but me i have a tummy ache#and it’s like. I’m the descendant of one of the most important medieval dynasties in europe#and im here with a tummy ache and 15 euros in my bank account#do we think my beloved forebear pépin ii had tummy aches#the scion of greatness but i have a pinworm infection#this entirely made me change my mind about having biological children#i still want to be a stepmom but i feel like i have to have a biological child now#now it’s legacy [the alicent hightower of it all intensifies]#personal
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