#and ik stain absolutely calls him sir

[tekitothemagpie]

Gran Torino : my son is old enough to have a partner, would anyone want to go on a date with him?

Stain : but sir, you son already has a partner and it's me

Gean Torino : you should be in jail.

[tuttifuckinfruttifriday]

I would like to request a matchup (Take your time, Yo!)

My Apperance

Short dark brown hair (like pixie but the top is grown out)

I’m 5’4, 120 - 130lbs

I wear glasses/contacts

Style of clothes depends on mood and day. But I like Plaid, long cardigans and cool boots. I tend not to wear white just cause I look bad in it.

My Personality//Hobbies//Traits

I’m an introvert, I have social anxiety and I’m depressed. I have Tourette’s (Blinking excessively and face scrunching) and play video games occasionally as well as watch horror films. I’m friendly If get close to someone. I keep my emotions to myself ( or try to ) I don’t get scared at horror films. I have intrusive thoughts, and escape reality by living in my head as a coping mechanism. I’m not (any longer) suicidal but I’m self destructive. Despite being a perfectionist I’m lazy and unmotivated. I don’t have a type and try to stay nonjudgmental. I listen to music more hours than not. I have a fear of pregnancy and dying. I’m a Pan-romantic Asexual but I’ve never felt romantically attracted to anyone but I’m open to the idea of dating any identity, and will date someone if they want to date me. I’m a cat person through and through. I can get peeved but tend not to lose my temper. I’m usually laid back and go with the flow. I’m fairly unopinionated and am open to changing my opinions when presented new information and new perspectives. I’m a lazy bottom, soft dom. I need control even if it’s undisclosed but I’m not motivated or confident enough to be a top. I say things like “Yo” and use SIR as an disrespectful term. I collect porcelain dolls and taxidermy. I can be an affection person but It varies, I’m not good at serious/sexy flirting and am better at fun playful type flirting . I am always ready for them to leave me or something to happen but I don’t anticipate it. I’m a realist pessimist. I used to draw and still do occasionally. I have a hard time expressing excitement especially when receiving gifts. I can’t empathize well but I try, or I’ll avoid the situation entirely. I haven’t sang out loud in years even by myself and don’t dance Unironically infront of others. I enjoy being a main source of comfort//conversation for others and having other people talk to me first.

(NOT SURE THIS HELPS BUT)

My Briggs personality is INTP

I’m a Taurus (I don’t read heavily into Zodiacs but if it helps)

Was this too much?😥

It’s not too much Love! ❤️ Ik u said take your time but still so sorry that it took so long, I had to sleep on it🥺

I hope you’re okay bby💕💕know that my messages are always open

Love u❤️

I match you with:

Michael Myers(JC/RZ)!

Other possibilities: Norman Bate, Brahms Heeslhire, The Collector, Ash Williams, Bo Sinclair, Drayton Sawyer, Nubbins Sawyer, Thomas Hewitt, poly!GhostFace, Amanda Young, ChromeSkull

He doesn’t really care much about apperances, but he likes your hair^^ he’ll play in it when he’s sitting or laying with you

He loves towering over you. That’s the only thing I’ll say.

Prefers when you wear glasses, he won’t say it, but he likes the way they frame your eyes and make them look bigger, it’s really cute ❤️

He doesn’t really care how you dress, but its still nice

And he might steal your cardigans if they’re big enough

And he’s glad you don’t wear white. Or you would have to throw all your white clothes away because of some... ketchup stains.

He doesn’t know much about depression, a dirty and all that, but he’ll make sure you’re okay and he will never force you to do anything you don’t want to.

He’ll let you cuddle with him and will be your shoulder to cry on, anything for you💕

When he sees you blinking and scrunching your face repetitively, he’s like: *????*

But when you tell him that it’s normal for you, he’ll just shrug and walk, or when he feels in the mood, he’ll just pet your head

Play video games with him, please. Just let him win if you don’t want your console to go through the window.

But he would love to, even if he doesn’t shows it, watch horror movies with you <3

He’s not friendly if he gets close to someone, except if you count stabbing friendly. You’re the only exception, even if he wasn’t friendly when you got close to him. But in all, he still finds it nice

You can let any emotion show with him, he loves you 💕💕

He obviously doesn’t get scared at movies too.

He’d help you the best he can with your intrusive thoughts, he’s got his share of them.

But he won’t hesitate to get you back to reality if you’re gone for too long

He will glare daggers at you whenever he hears you talking shit about yourself. Don’t do that, or he might won’t hesitate to stab lock you in the basement

Kind of understands your perfectionism

He’s lazy too when he doesn’t kill. Prepare your goodbyes to you laziness and unmotivation, because he’ll make you walk around the house for absolutely no reasons, if you’re too lazy that is.

He’ll probably take you to watch him kill if you want something to do.

You don’t judge him, he won’t judge you.

He’d be happy to just sit with you cuddled on his lap and listen to music with you, especially if it’s old rock(RZ Michael 👀)

If you don’t want to get pregnant, it’s okay.

And don’t fear dying if you’re respectful to him, he’ll always protect you.

He doesn’t care if you’re not attracted romantically to him, he’ll go with whatever you give him and cherish you❤️

But if you say you’re dating, he’ll say the same 🤷🏻‍♀️

Is ABSOLUTELY a cat person. Don’t argue with me ont that.

Makes you loose your tempers anytime.

He lives to see you get mad.

He’s the one to control the relationship and your life, so lay back and enjoy 😌

He doesn’t really have opinions .

You’ll probably never be dom with this life controlling maniac, but like I said earlier, lay back and enjoy him hammering in you—

Too bad if you don’t like that because he won’t be slow.👀

Whenever he feels like it he’ll make you ride him, but if you’re not going at his pace, he won’t hesitate to take things into his own hands and flip you.

He’ll make you comfortable enough, don’t you worry 😏

Even if you call him sir when you’re mad or in a bad way, he’s still turned on. Don’t ask.

He absolutely loves the power he has over you.

Only thing that Michael is freaked by: Dolls

Won’t hesitate to yeet/throw your dolls through the window if they scared him.

He doesn’t understands taxidermy, but he isn’t against .

He takes all the affection you give him

He isn’t good at flirting too, makes two of you 👌

He’s sexy anytime of the day.

He won’t leave you if you don’t give him a reason to, seriously. And it takes something big. Don’t worry 💕

He will reassure you whenever you need it. But he’s a little pessimist too

Whenever you’d draw, he’d just look over your shoulder and watch you, it calms him

He tries to empathize (with you) too, and literally can’t express anything, so he doesn’t care

He doesn’t dance or sing, but if he hears you humming or signing he’ll be there in a second, and you won’t even know it

But you’ll be the one talking to him, or it will take a really long time.

Hope you like it 🥺 sorry if it looks kind of rushed... don’t hesitate to tell me if I missed anything!❤️💕