#and if i can swing it i'll be a civil servant
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I just spent like 20 minutes thinking about soup
#i need to move out!!!!#i love my parents to be clear they're great#i just want to be in charge of my own meals again#it's not that they're bad at feeding me stuff i want to eat it's just we like different things#when it's just me i can make my soup however i want and no one's gonna say anything#Because It's My Soup#i can eat japanese chicken curry for a week straight! no one cares!#i just need to get better at eating vegetables#i want my own kitchen soooo baaad.....#my mom's sensitive to garlic. do you know how much recipes fuck if you add garlic? severely. and i can't if she's gonna eat it#i need my own kitchen so bad so so bad pleeaase#really hoping that i get my degree within like two months#and then i have to. urgh. find a job. but then i find a job and i go there#and i get Paid! money!#and once i have some money in the bank and a long term job i can try and get a flat#and once i have a flat i have my own kitchen i can order stuff online if i want and i can adopt a cat#i can have friends over i can decorate#and if i can swing it i'll be a civil servant#and if i'm lucky enough i can perhaps. give up the next 30 years of my life to a bank so i can own my own flat#god i hope. i fucking hope. i really really want to own#like not for landlord bullshit. just so i don't have to worry about where to go in a year two years five years#i want a civil servant job because that's for life and i would love to do the same thing forever#and i want to own a flat because i could make the space fit my needs and wants perfectly#and i wouldn't have to worry about where to live or old age or whatever#good luck to me finding a well situated 2 bedroom flat in one of the if not the worst city of france in terms of housing :)#but hey i've been lucky in life. maybe it'll keep going#i know what i want early! that's good#i shouldn't have a realisation that i want kids at 30yo or whatever. I Shall Not Become My Mom#ANYWAY i need my own kitchen!!!!!#wow i have a ramble tag now
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Round 10, Day 1 - Team Foreigner
The Foreigner drifted upwards. And upwards. Closer and closer to the star. Closer and closer to
Fomalhaut .
Fomalhaut .
Fomalhaut .
"Hello, miss… why did you make my head hurt down there...?"
"This is what we do. And since you're like me, I'll be honest. I don't respond kindly to those who dare defy my precious Emperor's orders, so you should probably get down there and fight. You do that and survive, and we'll talk. Actually, even if you die, I'm sure I can pull some strings. Foreigner to Foreigner."
"…I don't want to die yet. I'm not ready. I want to know more…"
"You're so precious. If you don't want to die, then you should do your best and fight. Good luck, dìdi."
"Imperial Edict. Wage war.": Boosts and demerits will be doubled for the upcoming round, as part of the Imperial Edict!
The strength of Alter-Ego's Noble Phantasm has been increased by the decree!
Damage has the potential to be doubled in combat upon reaching a certain threshold!
Foreigner takes a -4% penalty due to Gunner's Class Trait!
SERVANT DETAILS:
HP: 3/3
Team Foreigner has all 3 Command Spells remaining!
Swing-By (A Rank): A momentum-based skill that assigns a boost to Voyager. This value starts at 1%, and increases by 1% per each victory, and .5% per loss. It remains unchanged if the Masters choose to 'Play Defensively'. This buff is applied whether Voyager is caught off guard or not. (Current value: +6.5%)
Contact with Civilization (D Rank): When fighting in a Free-for-All, he gains a +2% boost. No matter the battle type, if he's encountering a Servant that he hasn't met before, he gains a +2% bonus to his poll results.
Voyager of the Stars (A Rank): When fighting against a Servant with a higher boost than him, gain an additional +2%. Voyager's 'Swing-By' skill is also upgraded, adding an additional .5% bonus to his Swing-By victory boost if he wins in a Free-for-All.
Due to observing Alter-Ego's technique, he gains a +2% bonus against her!
NOBLE PHANTASM: Pale Blue Dot (B+ Rank)
A hopeful Noble Phantasm that boosts allies and demoralizes enemies. Voyager gains a +20% boost, and his enemies take a -10% demerit, and he deals 2 ‘wounds’ instead of one. The next round, Voyager has a +10% boost, and his enemies take a -5% demerit, but only inflicts 1 wound upon victory.
Boost from the Imperial Edict: If the gap between scores is wider than 40%, the Noble Phantasm inflicts 3 wounds rather than 2.
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Class-Trait:
FOREIGNER-CLASS Servants take advantage of the chaos around them. When engaged in a Free-for-All (while not Playing Defensively), all other participants are given a -3% demerit. If attacked while 'Playing Defensively'', their attacker takes a -2% penalty.
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