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[dyingpies]

Memorable Punishment by RoseThorne82

A cute little fanfic with lots of angst so far, check it out! :]

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[agerectommy]

eepy.. playd w big brother on roblox n now i eep

[7hefear]

BACK TO BACK??

bozo has been in every event. hes hung with every group of kids. hes always in the background higson just doesnt tell you.

[hellishboots]

hey hey, how u doinnnn!!! I have 'em quick questions about the water dogs.

What's the difference between saltwater and freshwater eels? Do they have different characteristics, and where do they live?

What the FUCK is the Megdalon (<- is this the correct spelling???), you know, the big shark that roamed the waters a bajillion years ago. WHAT ARE THEY??? DO THEY HAVE GRANDSHARKS OR RELATIVES, IS THE BLOODLINE STILL GOING???

What do they mean by 'snake skin', and why do snakes peel them?

Are birds REALLY relatives of dinos? And which species of birds are the closest?

These little thoughts rattle in my brain like the DVD logo bouncing on TV, and you don't have to answer all of 'em, I just need answers! Anyways, thank u for readin!

honestlyy idkk y u asked me, the village idiot, 2 answer these questionz but oh boy i do love animalz so i will try my best! :3

1. i do not know much abt eelz, but i doo know abt electric eelz, here r some random electric eel fun factz! (these r just some of my favez, i loev electric eelz bc i have an electric eel oc;;; if any1 iz interested in any more info;;; id b happy 2 share)

they arent actually rlly related 2 true eelz, instead, theyre a speciez of knife fish thatz more closely related 2 catfish!

they breath air bc they live in murky water and if they had gillz, they wudnt b able 2 get enough oxygen.

they can jump out of water 2 shock their prey and their shock can get up 2 abt 650 voltz. :0 (the standard american outlet iz abt 110 voltz)

they use electrolocation bc they r basically blind. how doez that work? well basically, think echolocation but w electricity. they can identify other electric eelz, prey, objectz, and more w electrolocation! v cool! who needz sight when ur a living battery fishie?

2. idrk much abt the megalodon, but i do know that there r some ppl that think theyre still alive? wich, no. if u see a bigass shark, itz prolly either a basking shark or u just havent seen many sharkz b4. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3. snake skin iz just. snakez skin (idk if thatz what u were asking but yee). itz made up of keratin (same stuff that our nailz n hair iz made up of) and they shed it bc it doez not grow az the snakez grow.

4. i have no idea honestly, evolution iz...idk anything abt it.

thank u 4 the questionz! i loev talking abt animalz and sharing fun factz n stuff! if any1 wantz 2 ask me anything abt animalz, i highly encourage it. it doeznt even have 2 b a question u can just share fun factz or whatever, anything 2 fuel my special interest (i also liek plantz, especially flowerz) :3

[coureirsix]

the aliens want what we have

[leathermouthfag]

here's my zine box

i made all of these except for f-words, Max, and The Tempest

f-words is about fashion and feminism, and my neighbor made it in her creative writing class at her college. she gave me a copy uwu

the tempest @porcelaindamages and i made about the shakespeare play in our english class this year. she did all the art

the one titled max was made by my friend. its my favourite zine because it's basically her yearbook signature (except she also signed that uwu) so i cry basically every time i read it

[shcotingstar]

❝ hey, ❞ andy whispered conspiratorily. the library was quiet around them, and she turned the person beside her with clear interest, leaning over an art history textbook. she’d like to say she didn’t usually talk to strangers, but that wasn’t the case. she was almost definitely too friendly for her own good. ❝ want me to read your palm ? i’m a professional, y’know. ❞

[dadinoboiadi]

heeelllooooo:]] iz new taa here bu hi:] m adi, i liiked readin nn skatin n archery nn dinos nn ninja turtles!!!!

dis m ‘pet’ (she owns da world) bearded dragon!! her/his (we thought he boy for 5 years til got pregnant) he so manly💪🏼 bu his name iz lizzaroudo!!

any1 wan b frienz?

[cheetah-reblogs-shit]

im unfollowing any1 who puts the "not liking valentine's day means ur disconnected from the human experience" post on my dash idc if we're muts "ohhh but its about Active Hate dont u understand 🥺🥺🥺" man can u use a little critical thinking and understand why i dont wanna see anythin that says or implies romance is th peak of the human condition. im not even readin into shit here man if u kno the post im talkin about u know. fuck. this aint about vday

[miaxeu]

      though the mist might prevent some from seeing it, MIA STOEGER is actually a descendent of DIONYSUS. it’s still a question of whether or not the TWENTY-ONE year old MYTHOLOGICAL STUDIES MAJOR from LOS ANGELES, USA has taken after HER godly parent completely, but the demigod is still known to be quite CHARISMATIC & DUPLICITOUS. 

( y’all dont deserve this real messy intro but im workin w half a bwain cell at 4am so i beg thee 4 mercy. nywyy im the excited new girl who’s hella pumped to meet all ur charas : katya ! feel free to hop in my ims to plot or drop a like and i’ll hop in urs ! x  )

POWERS

natural acting abilities — her ma’s a hollywoo agent so she started actin real early & now shes a big shot actress. there r more deetz on her career below !

chlorokinesis — it wasnt as natural as acting n she only started working on it when she turned 13 n started going to camps. b4 she just noticed shes good w plants but it wasnt super crazy or nything. its p good now tho ! shes prioritizing vine binding and manipulation 4 the self defense bc awards r cool n all but they dont rlly protecc from monsters ykwim 

levitation — shes trying her best ur honor

alcokinesis  — she cant conjure it or anything, she’s just immune to it ffff

BIO POINTS — cw: drug use ( full biography here )

her mom raised her by herself bc dionysus the party god was out of the picture immediately. she never told mia she’s a demigod & it was always just “ wow ur so talented ” or “ aww u got a green thumb ! ” but when she saw him claim 13 y/o mia by placing a weird hologram over her head while she slept, she knew she had to spill da beanz & tell her kid

ofc mia thought her mom was jus playing sum weird acting exercise w her bc her powers r so lowkey she could highkey just be a Mortal but insert sad whistle, the realizashun & the claiming meant heightened monster threat !! so yea ,,, one ended up chasing her a couple days later rip 

aside from the trauma, mia was ok. mostly bc she ended up cryin for dionysus like any child would n lo & behold he came & helped !!! as he should. nywy she made sure to go to summer camps every year after that but mostly just for protection purposes

she lowkey rlly hates this whole god business esp now that shes grown lmfao deadass thinks she got a bad deal bc life threats arent sexy !!! went to eonia eventually bc its Too Much Man. she just wants to go back to work and her life w the mortals w/o worryin for her life. would deadass fade her father if she could. may or may not be majoring in greek mythology to figure out the logistics of it all out of spite, who knows !

PERSONALITY

not ! a Drama Queen  —  dont get me wrong, shes hella Extra in the way she moves n acts sorta like shes always bein captured on film. is quick-witted & playful & can be a huge tease/flirt if she feels like it, but miss her w Real Feelings ! totally not sentimental. srsly she will try to rationalize away everything and is just,.,., not good w it. so soz folks, we just keepin it breezy here

ugh, she’s an Actress — aka she can act like she cares tho ! shes very much into keeping ppl on her good side. shes friendly n palatable to everyone bc its how shes been trained & while it doesnt seem fake, its def diff when its genuine

The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known —  lemme circle back to the first one, ok so shes good w emotions but only in theory. does intense character work with her roles so she thinks that counts as her having eq when rlly shes just emotionally stunted, projecting n repressing like an idiot

blonde, skinny, rich, & a lil bit of a Bitch — shes only a bitch inwardly or to ppl she trusts enuff to let in on the gossip. if anyone full on opposes her or becomes real emotional, then this lil diva will rear its superiority complex head n snap a lil. will most probably do it v underhandedly n w a smile but it will be Brutal

girls just wanna have FUN ! — shes the child of da party god, so ofc she a true party girl. officially off the rails when she parties. inhibitions ? we dk her. can be insensitive in that case bc smtms its truly no strings attached, tis all abt the fun. likes company a lot & it doesnt even have 2 be loud or particularly abt her, she just likes having people around n the escapism of it all. will make friends with everyone n make sure they have a jolly fun time guaranteed at dionysus parties 

Work Hard, Play Hard — real responsible when it comes to work and commitments and if she trusts/likes u enough, she’ll give it 2 u straight, no bs. def thinks Calling Out is an act of love but maybe does it a lil too harshly smtms. v much into efficiency, sentiments be damned. not the feely words type. will sit next to u or party w u or even pay 4 ur therapist if u need sum1 to talk to. she will Be There while u work thru it, so long as u dont expect her to change n be all emotional n stuff

if she seems a lil contradictory thats bc she kinda is. tis the good ol nurture vs nature. her ma’s a real no nonsense chick n her pops is a frat guy drama geek greek god whos rlly into cottagecore so u get this lil blonde bitch whos sorta teetering on the edges

OTHER INFO  — cw: drug use ( full headcanons here )

re her career, she achieved pegot status when she was 18 aka she truly b dat bitch. shes not super mainstream famous tho, more like indie sweetheart, film snobs/critics fave typa gal. if ya want a trajectory she started w baby commercials then a sitcom from 4-10 ( think modern fam’s lily ) then it was off to the big screen & the stage ! 

mia has a lil bit of a drug habit. its not abusive or dependent, but it is a staple whenever shes parties bc alcohol is useless 2 her. started a lil young too bc hollywoo. primarily uppers/hallucinogens. she smokes weed a lil more liberally but the rest is mostly just an on occasion thing ( which, ngl, is a still a lil problematic when u party a lot rip )

after she got claimed, mia ended up going to demigod camps in a lot of diff places n countries, depending on where production would take her. there was never an established place, more like wherever was nearest when they wrapped up shooting bc monsters afoot n wutnot  

she was always homeschooled but she still managed to go to a prom and homecoming bc party is life. that makes eonia uni p much her first chance at having a normal educational environment & experience and even then its anything but. still tho this is her moment !!! im lit rally begging her to get a personality that isnt her internally rolling her eyes going “ its not that deep ”

might put up a bio/stats page if im feelin sxc but i wud jus like the records to show that mia stoeger is a bi sxc babe bc me ? write a het ? no grassy ass.

POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS — cw: drug use ( full connections here )

omg danny devito i love ur work ! 

,,, p self explanatory sdkjfs sum1 who loves her work ! it can be lowkey/highkey fangirl to a civil admiration

OR alternatively, y/m can Not Be a fan of her work. they might think the storyline of the projects she takes on r too out of touch n highbrow yada yada yada, but yes, we love to see either of it ! 

summer camp sweetheart !  

someone she met when at camp when they were teens ? doesnt matter in what country/city, but mia was only visiting so it was truly a one summer romance typa thing. bc she was younger, im thinkin 13-17 or w/e she was probably sweeter n a lot more emotional then. was it either’s first puppy love ? first kiss ? first “ relationship ? ” idk, do yk ? truly, so many possibilities. nothin set in stone just hmu bub 

summer camp pals ! 

p much the same as above but make it Platonic

party buddies !

or druggie pals. either way works but she wud luv it if theyre both xoxo

friends w benefits !

most probably ( but not limited to ) sum1 she met at a party skdjhsjk is it exclusive ? is any1 starting to develop feelings ? im down 4 nthing n evrything

alexa play true friend by hannah montana !

give mia her college bestie ! her confidant who knows her feels and can call each other out viciously with no ounce of resentment. we stan the friendships !

omg i love ur skirt !

that is the ugliest effing skirt i've ever seen. lmao basically sum1 mia pretends to like or acts civil w but rlly ,,,, Cannot Stand for w/e rzn   

im p much braindead rn but those are just sum ideas !!! ofc the usual staples like the pals, enemies, wutnots are also v welcome we love to see it. if u also have a wc that u think mia would fit in, id luv to know more ! there are also a couple more detailed ones here, but pls feel free to shoot me a msg n we can get 2 plotting x 

( * wipes brow * how did i type so much n say so little rip. mia is also a completely new muse so pls b patient n if i fuq up from time to time, pretend u do not see >.< nywy thnx 4 readin, sweets ! feel free to hmu here or at discord if ya wanna <3333 )

FULL INFO  ||  EONIA TASKS 

[axemetaphor]

iont usually do this but i actually really Care About and Am Anxious About the thing ive been writin s o .... would uh .... would any1 wanna mayb help me out by beta-readin it ?? i have Never done that

[micro-meltdown]

Eeeee eheheheh haiiiii~~~ <3 just poppin in 2 say hiii!!!

Im like runnin outta battery (n should deffo be chargin up agai but nah I'm not that loopy so I'm fine~) but I might as wel say ur a star 🌟 1 bright star 2 like I knooo ur technily a bit o void but 2 me u still shinin m8 <3<3 ur eyes are so nice 2 look at omg

Alsooo I did sum readin off camera (get it? Like the minecrafters!!) N came 2 the conclusion that I wanna put that pretty bitch in a usb n microwave itttttt but also I wanna give er a hug, pat on her head n gently tell her to knock it off ya kno?? :(( its the fluffy hair + hetrochromia I think?? Cover one n she a kitty, cover the other n she demon or somethin

U have pretty eyes BTW I just wanted throw that out there~ ur just gr8, a gr8 m8 if u will!! I will fite any1 on ur behalf jus say the word n am off zooooom <3<3<3 ur my blorbo now :D mwah kissess ur 4head n holds u up like they do 2 lion king from the hit film the lion king

Nyway I'm poppin off b4 I drop off if ya get me? Baiiiiii <3

... Interesting. I hope you got some sleep.

[conhnhaketon]

another getting to know the mun meme!

name / nickname(s): rome / ro pronouns: they/them  active blogs: connor n my baby ismahan watching and / or reading rn:  jus finished on my block + i’m readin the adventures of pinocchio ( and by readin i have the link open on my phone but i haven’t started it LMAO ) ideal superpower:  superhuman strength  animal you would want to be turned into: tiger ^_^ fictional character you would most like to meet irl:  connor, martha jones n tadashi hamada.. from my fav charas.. the rest would just annoy me LOL book/show/movie you loved as a kid and still love today: the legend of jenny green-teeth.. i rmmr scarin my sister LMFAO.. we had like.. stories too but i don’t know what they’re called LOL my ma jus used to tell us them book/show/movie you think is underappreciated: THE GET DOWN. THE! GET! DOWN! favorite thing to do on a rainy day: sit in a blanket and watch a movie  favorite season: fall favorite holiday: halloween  star wars or star trek: i dont give a fuck about either marvel or dc: i dont give a fuck abt either parks and rec or the office: i dont give a fuck abt either LMFAOOOOO favorite superhero: black panther.. idc about any1 else favorite disney princess: TIANAAAAAAA favorite antagonist: facilier n grimmjow ^_^

TAGGED BY :  i stole it TAGGING : hm

[robotise]

#i'm so so excited for this oc ugh i loved readin their concepts abt him#THEY SENT ME THE LONGEST IM N IT MADE ME SO HAPPY im problematic n didnt reply yet BUT GO D D DD I LOVE !!!!!!!!!!#can u believe after inventing witches rome also graced us by inventing androids?#god i fuckin love rome theyre so so creative n talented n GOD THEIR OCS ... THEIR OCS ENDLESSLY KILL ME THEYRE SO GOOD#ive said this before but rome has such an amazing grasp on writin realistic characters#every single chara of theirs is so REAL and TANGIBLE#n esp takin like ?#this fantasy n sci-fi concepts n fitting them so easily into a setting i can easily imagine like ... god they did tht#*these#daechun is so fuckin interesting already n i cannot wait 2 learn more#AND HE'S GOT ?????? a storyline tht has so many aspects tht i feel like the rpc is rly lacking in#rome has always has so much originality i love them so much like ..#ive said this before 2 but also like even w/o bein rome's friend id b just as enthusiastic abt their charas I LOVE THEM SKJGHLSKDJ GO D ...#they're so talented i do love them so much#n of course on top of tht like#it always warms my heart when i see rome get invested in a chara#their enthusiasm makes me so happy like seein rome happy makes me so happy#i love them so much im rly so so excited to see more of daechun ugh#not 2 b gay but i love talkin abt my love for rome ... it's endless ♡♡♡#(now i gotta go stop bein a mess n answer their ims bc i wanna tell them how excited i am to their face ..... well .. to their ims hehe#n then i can tell them 2 their VOICE next time we call)#i lvoe rome

this really made me so so happy oh my god.. i love u mac i lov u SOOO MUCH.. if u want me to murk any1 eva,,, jus lemme know ... literally my lov 4 u is on a whole other level, my heart is literally overflowing w lov

[blizzard-the-seal]

HI EVRY1!!!!!

this is my lil pinned abt me post!!!! welcome!!!!!! here im jus gonna tell y’all abt myself, share my socials, and tell y’all what kinda stuff i do!!!!

ABT ME

im blizz, a 14, almost 15 yr old trans guy (he/him pronouns!!), livin in the USA!! my main blog is @blizzposts, and my other side blog is @strangest-dreams-22!!! y’all can check em out if ya want!!!

SOCIALS

ARTFIGHT:

INSTAGRAM: @/blizzardtheseal_13

DISCORD: blizzard_the_seal#0446

TWITTER: @/blizzardtheseal (art) @/blizzard_commie (politics)

DEVIANTART: @/blizzardtheseal

my main platform is discord!!! im most active there (like all day evry day) so feel free 2 dm me on there if u got any questions abt anythin or u jus wanna b friends!!!

COMMISSION INFO

my commissions are OPEN!!!! under 2 conditions:

i can only accept payment in deviantart points and art (an art trade)

i dont have a fixed price sheet rn cause i’ve never really bothered 2 do that, so i just base it on how much time and effort it took LMAO

if u got a question or u wanna hmu 4 a comm/trade, shoot me a dm on discord!! (tag in the section above)

DNI

- bigots (homophobes, transphobes, TERFs, racists, etc)

- NSFW blogs

- conservatives, republicans, and any1 2 their right (n/zis, alt-right)

if i 4got anythin u think i might wanna add, shoot me a DM!!

ABT MY OCS

gotta put this in this post cause u cant pin 2 posts at once, rip 😔

so my ocs are sorted into a few distinct universes!! one’s a story/world i started building back in mid february 2021, 3 are sorta plotless worlds where they just vibe, and one’s just my fursona and their setting!!

first we got forest whispers- thats the story one! it has several story arcs, each with its own fairly distinct cast of characters! its overall list of characters is real long: we got carlos, katriya, carmen, bailey, felicity, darius, isabeau, nikolai/the necromancer of the oleander, ivanka, alyx, odin, delaney, anastasiya, klara, montgomery, vladimir, luis, victor, lyudmila, phoenix, tyr, moira, sascha, and olga!! when i post art of these characters, it’ll be tagged forest whispers!!

next we got deadnettle- this refers to an apartment complex commune of people who all know each other!! this character list is shorter: we got commie, october, julian, raddie, cece, rosie, viper, ramona, cardinal, natasha, demetrius, caduceus, tyler, [???], denver, titan, and donovan!! they all live in the apartment complex called deadnettle together, they just vibe!! any posts including these characters will be tagged deadnettle!!

next up we got what i like to call the cynthematic universe- it includes my character cynth, and anyone who exists in their universe!! this includes present day them, their 14 year old self, their 18 year old self, their family, and their childhood friends!! any posts of these ocs will be tagged CyU, standing for Cynthematic Universe, obviously

then we got what i refer to as the august cinematic universe- at this point it just includes my character/half persona august, but it’ll someday include any characters i add to their universe!! any posts of them will be tagged august :]

up last, we got my fursona, dvorák molotov (edgy i know), aka commie seal! any posts of them will be tagged molotov cause i dont wanna do the accents every single time (the r is supposed to have an accent too but my ipad cant do it 4 some reason)

EXTRA

DM ME (here or on discord!!) 4 ANYTHING AT ALL!!! i’d b more than happy 2 just chat if ya wanna!!! i’d also love 2 give song recommendations if any of y’all wanna specify a vibe or some shit that’d be real pog

anyway, thanks 4 readin guys!! see y’all on the flipside!

~ blizz :]

[bewitcheds]

metromite replied to your post: levi if ur readin this: forceship w me

i have like twenty muses

i was gonna ask who do u think ismahan wud get along w the most but shes difficult so any1 ^_^