#and i'm making a gay snow cone

[still-got-no-idea]

this literally has nothing to do with anything i’m just really happy i have a snow cone machine rn and i need to yell about it

i have a snow cone machine. it works, and i’ll have flavors tomorrow

i am going to make a gay snow cone and eat it

[henrioo]

°•*⁀➷ SMAU: EUSTASS KID

꒰ SYNOPSIS ꒱ : Having social medias while dating Eustass Kid can be chaotic, but you wouldn't change that for nothing.

꒰ WARNINGS ꒱ : Male reader! Homo/gay relationship! Mlm! Law and Kid having some serious discussions (not that serious but mostly aggressive) a lot of curse, some slurs (fag), virgin shamming (kid doesn't like virgins), a lot of dirty jokes and some nsfw insinuations

꒰ NOTES ꒱ : This SMAU was actually in progress some time ago, but I never finished, so I decide to finish now to post while I finish the others stories because they are most hard to finish. Again, women = block, I am not discussing this anymore so be careful :3 and for the masc people welcome I have a lot of things planned for us hehehe

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ThepunkOwner how would ever say that Eustass Kid can be this soft?

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TheREDpunk no one because I would kill them

╰ Pastakiller yeah you aren't that badass saying that in a photo you look like a child petting a cat

╰ TheREDpunk fuck you

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ThepunkOwner the disadvantages of dating a band leader is this asshole getting back home at 3am and still sleeping

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Hotheat bruh the show didn't end that late

╰ ThepunkOwner then where fucking my boyfriend was???

╰ HighTensionWire ask Killer???

╰ Pastakiller don't put me in that shit, he wasn't at with me

╰ ThepunkOwner can you guys just tell me where he was before I get single again?????

╰ TheREDpunk I WAS SLEEPING IN THE PARK BECAUSE I WAS TO DRUNK TO GET BACK HOME BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SLEEP IN THE COUCH WHEN I WAS DRUNK, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR YOU??? CAN YOU JUST BACK TO BED NOW???

╰ ThepunkOwner I'm fucking killing you when you stop sleeping but yeah I gonna get back to bed

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TheREDpunk I'm fucking getting single after that

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Pastakiller nha you not, you are single for like years before (y/n), no one can hold you stupid ass

╰ TheREDpunk EXCUSE ME??? A LOT OF GIRLS WAS INTERESTED IN ME WHEN I WAS SINGLE OKAY????

╰ DeathEMO and what? You are gay, don't make any difference if girls like you, you don't like girls

╰ TheREDpunk WTF CALL YOU HERE???

╰ DeathEMO cry about it fucking fag

╰ TheREDpunk WTF YOU CALLING FAG??? YOU DON'T LIKE GIRLS EITHER

╰ ThepunkOwner how a ice cream cone start this???

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Pastakiller these two drunk asses are crying in my coach because they love each other so much?

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Hotheat they stole my bunny

MONKEY Gizao is funny, he asks me to be the priest to their marriage, I accept

╰ DeathEMO first you cannot be a priest, second he probably gonna regret that and is gonna even invite you to his marriage

╰ MONKEY oh :(

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Pastakiller while we have Kid showing the snow dick he tried to do, we have (y/n) trying to make some animal with the snow and failing again for the sixth time

ThepunkOwner I'm gonna be successful, I know

╰ Pastakiller no you not, just give up

TheREDpunk you guys can't deny that was looking like a small dick

╰ Pastakiller yes we can

╰ Hotheat yup, definitely not a dick

╰ HighTensionWire that wasn't even a good try

╰ TheREDpunk I hate all of you

DeathEMO actually looks like a small dick... Your small dick

╰ TheREDpunk I'm fucking killing you

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ThepunkOwner looks at my poor baby... He tried so hard in his exam that his sleep from exhaustion...

DeathEMO yep... Definitely because of trying hard on his exam... Obviously not because you two were in a part until 5am... Obviously not

Rorozo bruh Eustass drink his ass off

ThepunkOwner can you two stop difaming my man??

╰ DeathEMO no

╰ Rorozo no

ThepunkOwner you guys are not invited to the wedding

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TheREDpunk Try to find another punk guy that would take his boyfriend to Disney because he wants to take photos with the princess and fail miserably

DeathEMO punks don't do that because they have dignity

╰ TheREDpunk well I cannot have dignity but at least I have a boyfriend you fucking virgin ass

╰ MONKEY oooooooh he got you traffy heheheh

pastakiller you taked photos with Mickey ears wtf you trying to hide?

╰ TheREDpunk stfu

ThepunkOwner don't worry bae, you still can be my scary punk even if you almost cry taking a photo with Mulan

╰ TheREDpunk SHE BADASS OKAY???? SHE LITERALLY WON A WAR WTF YOU ARE SAYING???? HAVE YOU WON A WAR? NO? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

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ThepunkOwner He didn't want to ride in the ponies with me :(( but at least I won a kiss

TheREDpunk the only one I want to ride is you baby 😈😈

╰ pastakiller Jesus nobody needed to read that

╰ DeathEMO bottom Eustass kid confirmed??? Ooooh I'm sending this in the college group chat

╰ HawHaw he always looked like a power bottom tbh

╰ DinoDrake yeah I don't think nobody is actually surprised...

╰ TheREDpunk WTF YOU GUYS ARE SAYING??? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM I WANT TO RIDE MY BOYFRIEND HUH??? YOU GUYS ARE JEALOUS??? YOU FUCKIN VIRGINS

╰ DeathEMO stfu and go choke with your boyfriend dick

╰ TheREDpunk YES I WILL AND HIS DICK IS DEFINITELY BIGGER THAN YOURS

╰ ThepunkOwner I just posted a cute photo of how this ended in a fight about my dick?

MONKEY is it true that your dick is bigger than Torao? Can I see it?

╰ ThepunkOwner NO

╰ TheREDpunk NO

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TheREDpunk Happy birthday to us baby, another year having your beautiful ass on my side

ThepunkOwner sometimes I think I'm only my ass to you, and he is not that big

╰ TheREDpunk he definitely is, but dw prince, you can be the most ugly man in the world and I still gonna love you

╰ ThepunkOwner oh... Who would think that Eustass Kid could be romantic... I love you too babe

╰ TheREDpunk is better you do, because I'm never letting you go, you can be sure that you gonna be only mine even after death

╰ ThepunkOwner cute <3

╰ TheREDpunk only for you <3

[when-is-tuesday]

So. I went out to get snow cones with my friends and imma talk about things that happened

so firstly the australian guy who works there didnt recognize me bc I was wearing a hat (i've gone there like three times before and seen him)

secondly, my one (super homophobic) friend was saying how her cousin had to dance with a girl for something and then my other friend (kinda homophobic, maybe not tho) was like "I thought u said it was two girls and u were gonna make fun of them for being gay" and then she started talking to me about how weird it was that m/f people dancing get made fun of, but not two girls and she said "it would be like if we danced", pointing at me, and she asked "are you gay?" and I was looking at the sky so I could pass of ignoring her but then she said "you didnt say no" so I was like " what was your question" and she said "are you gay" and I was like "no" bc i'm bi, not gay and she was like "well i'm ga- i'm just kidding" and then we moved on.

also, thirdly, I got cream soda flavor and it was bright red.

thank you for your time.

[tumblemoth4763]

You want quotes from me n my friends that have been floating around in my drafts?

"They're called crushes cause they crush your heart"

-Rob, 2020

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"Murphy's Law: Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. That's you"

-Rob, 2020

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"I'm not the sharpest razor blade in the kids candy"

-Rob, 2020

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K "the Capital of britain.

R "Paris"

Rob, 2020

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"Whites gotta pay. And the payment is baby hands."

Rob, 2020

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"MY GAY LITTLE HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS"

Kaed, 2020

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*Kriv throws the dead body at his desk

Elf man"WHAT THE HELL-"

DnD campaign, 2020

~

"As my locks flow in the wind I get ready to teach them the hand trick to count by nines"

Rob, 2020

~

"Doggers ain't feelin poggers"

Rob, 2020

~

"Does anyone have any hot takes on snow ploughs"

Kaed, 2020

~

"Tin Camity can do Canmedy about King Camidy and Caneda"

Kaed & Rob, 2020

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"No! I can't! I need to eat my nachos!"

Kaed, 2020

~

"He beamed" "He sneaked" "No he beamed"

Kaed, 2020

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"I'm not a good cause, I'm a lost cause!"

Kaed, 2020

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"Daddy didn't want us to know he has feelings"

Mason, 2020

~

"As much as I am pathetic, that's it, I'm pathetic"

Mason, 2020

~

"As much as I am pathetic, you're patheticor"

Mason, 2020

~

"I really am eyeing up that door"

Kaed, 2020

~

"The pros of drugs is that you don't have to take a bathroom break, ya know? If you drink 10 5 hour energies you will eventually have to go to the bathroom but if you do a couple of lines of cocaine you'll be up for like a day or two no worries!"

Kaed, 2021

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"And yeah they just started noming"

Kaed, 2021

~

K: "Yeah they're hardy, rock solid!"

R: "I'd be considered if my fish was rock solid."

M: "huh"

Kaed, Rob, Mace, 2021

~

"I don't deserve your claphter"

Kaed, 2021

~

"Congratulations? You can take off your clothes??"

Mason, 2021

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"He sat up, looking at his friend with a fucking smile idk and said 'aye baby let's get outta here's then Deku smoked a joint while Aoyama gave him head."

Mason, 2021

~

"Yeah I mean I don't know how to fill things- well I know how to fill things but I don't know how to fill things"

Kaed, 2021

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"A dick with no cone? Damn."

Nathan, 2021

~

"I'm gonna make this fine dining! "Uses the handle of spoon as knife* they don't give us knives ok? Leave me alone."

Juan, 2021

~

"What happened to darius?"

"He went to Texas and turned gay"

"I- wHaT??"

Starla & Juan, 2021

~

"Show me"

"Oh I can't I got my phone hammered"

"Damn, your phone got hammered before you lmao"

Juan & Starla, 2021

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"It smells like a garage sale in here"

Starla, 2021

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"She's prolly part of that women's army corps cause that was wacc"

Juan, 2021

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"Seventy year old Grandma hammers 1 year old phone"

"Murray goes crazy on a 1 year old"

Nathan & Juan, 2021

~

"So who wants this sack of bread?"

Nathan, 2021

~

"Oh you were one of those disney xd kids,"

"Yeah cause my parents didn't have money for cable! My parents are mexican! They can't afford cable!!"

Nathan & Juan, 2021

~

"It was bill nye sitting in a hot tub with a bunch of girls-"

"WOOO YEAH GET IT BILL NYE!!"

"Fuck yeah! Science rules lmao!!!!"

Starla, Juan, Nathan, 2021

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"Oh yeah I reconnected him on Facebook and I started talking to him again and he said he was gonna shut off my internet if I didn't send him feet pics"

Starla, 2021

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"Everyone rubs the nose on lincoln's statue for good luck!"

"Yo, what the fuck?"

Juan & Nathan, 2021

~

*Sees trump flag folded on my teachers desk*

"*Chuckles* I'm in danger

Kaed, 2021

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"What's in germany? Beer and the holocaust"

Mr. Livingston, 2021

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"I'll whip it, wait no not like that"

Mason, 2021

~

"What are you doing?"

"Mass genocide"

Nathan and Juan, 2021

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"Eat it like a taco if it's a taco!"

"It's a chicken bowl."

"O h"

Juan and Nathan, 2021

~

"It's supposed to be spicy but ya know what? Let's try it!"

*Whole chicken bowl falls apart

Juan, 2021

~

"Walk, ride your bike, drive- oh wait I forgot you're too fucking young"

Nathan, 2021

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"I made a sculpture! I call it, hiroshima!!"

Juan, 2021

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"I'm not gonna chug it! It's to thiccccc"

Juan, 2021

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"Yo why are you putting it in there?-"

*Everyone combusts laughing

"I rEGRET MY LIFE CHOICES"

Nathan, 2021

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"Literally that's why I have a bracelet, I am daddy"

Nathan, 2021

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"I have a discord server called pepas trap house and one of the channels is named Nathan's rock hard cock"

Nathan, 2021

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"Bold of you to assume I'm invited to parties"

Juan, 2021

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"Why the hell are you still playing with it if you wipped your hands?"

Td, 2021

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"OH NOT YOU AGAIN"

"So my aunt takes me to school right? Guess what music she plays?"

*Assorted ughs

"COUNTRY!"

*UGHS intestinify

James, 2021

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"But seriously all country music is about the same stuff! Like it's all mom america and trucks!!!"

Derrick, 2021

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"HUNTING FISHIN AND LOVIN EVERYDAY"

Sd, 2021

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"You guys know who sings it?"

"Alessia cara"

"Yeah keep it that way"

"SHEESH"

Mr. Livingston and Trinity, 2021

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"We're getting our shots tomorrow so I will be immune to all of you

Mr. Livingston, 2021

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"What is a picture?

Kaed, 2021

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"I've been craving some homosexuals"

Mason, 2021

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"I got a email from indeed saying that they're looking for pot growers"

"Oh so mexicans"

c u m b u s t

Mom & Kaed, 2021

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"Speed limits are juust a suggestion!"

Anon, 2021

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"Hold on guys lemme grab a drink real quick-"

*Grabs gallon of vinegar and pours some into thermos*

*Drinks

"Ah they're we go, that's better, anyways-"

Mr. D, 2021

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"There's no points, so anyway your credit rating-"

Mom, 2021

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I paint to hide the pain, that's why it's called paint

Rob, 2021

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"That ain't official tho, that's jus the fuckin tri force"

Veridis Joe, 2021

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"A man has fallen into the city!"

Mason, 2021

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"I LOST 10 BUCKS.

But-

I got a date ;)"

Rob, 2021

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"Suuuuup"

"Fuck you"

Rob & K, 2021

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"I swear to God, I will sell you"

K, 2021

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"Take me? Take me. ELLIOTT TAKE ME!"

Mason, 2021

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There you go