#and i'm gettin bored o it

[askthestans]

Are any of you older than each other like by 7 minutes or something

Stanley: Oh boy, here we go. Anon, I'll give ya one piece of advice when it comes to dealin' with my brother Ford: do not - and I repeat - do NOT remind 'im of anything he's either good at or proud of. Your ears will thank me.

Stanford: I'll translate that for you. He means to say, "I'm the younger twin, and I'm incredibly insecure about it.". There.

Stanley: Pfft, like a few minutes means anything!

All of the sudden, Dipper and Mabel walk into the room, looking quite bored. They see Ford and Stan having an argument and they both get sly smirks.

Mabel: Grunkle fight?

Dipper: Grunkle fight.

Stanley: Kids, that's not gonna work. I'm not gettin' into a fight with Sixer here just for your entertainment. Besides, I'm right: a few minutes doesn't matter. And even if it did, me and Ford are past fighting over petty crap now, because we're mature adults.

Dipper and Mabel give each other a skeptical look.

Stanford: Stan's right, kids. We might have fought in the past, but no longer. Our bond's been strengthened over a year of traveling together on the Stan-O-War II, and nothing - absolutely nothing - can make Stan and I turn against each other.

Soos walks in the room.

Soos: Do my eyes deceive me? Is another Grunkle fight upon us, and will it serve as good canon material to inspire more of my Stanfiction? Not gonna lie, the canon material's been kinda lacking these days. It's almost like the writers have forgotten about us!

Stanley: No! No Grunkle fights! And I thought I told ya to quit writin' Stanfiction or whatever about me or my brother! Stanford: Nonsense. He puts his hand on Soos' shoulder. Soos, I encourage you to follow your dreams. Write all the Stanfiction your heart desires. Stanley: You're only sayin' that 'cause Soos always makes you the hero!

Soos: It's okay, Stan. Ford may be the hero of my Stanfiction... His voice turns into a whisper and he tenderly pets Stan's hand. But you're the hero of my heart.

Stanley: He rips his hand out of Soos'. Yeesh, I take it back! Write about Ford all ya want! Just keep me out of it. He sighs. Anyways, the point is, is me and Ford are not gonna fight. We never fight anymore!

Soos, Dipper, and Mabel look at each other. It's a mix of a knowing skepticism, a smirk, and a glance that almost seems as if an agreement made in secret is being referenced. For some reason, Soos just smiles, then runs off to the kitchen, where the sound of popping popcorn can be heard down the hall for no reason in particular.

Dipper: Oh, right, right. Of course. We all know you guys are over that fighting stuff. I mean, you're the oldest ones here! Surely neither of you would ever get into a fight so petty that you turn the whole Shack into a warzone over something as dumb as whether or not who was born first matters. He glances over at his sister. Right, Mabel? They're responsible, mature adults, our Grunkles?

Mabel: Totally! Definitely! The most responsible adults the world has ever seen! Although... that argument you and me had the other day... nah! Never mind. I shouldn't bring it up.

Dipper: Oh, the one over... Dipper pauses, as if he's just making something up. Right, the one about whether Ford or Stan is the more fun Grunkle. Yep. A real snoozefest, that argument was. It was obvious what the answer is, anyways.

Stan and Ford glance at each other, suspicious, as if testing the waters to see if the other will start arguing about it.

Stanford: We're both equally fun, kids. And that's all I'll say about it.

Stanley: Exactly! Equally fun. His grin widens. Even if Ford's summer fun ideas involve more dangerous explosions and injuries and strange chemical smells than a World War I trench.

Stanford: Yes... His smile fades a bit and shoots Stan a major case of stink-eye. And even if Stan's summer fun ideas are as entertaining as a nursing home activity schedule, yet still somehow end up with us in jail 50% of the time.

Stanley: He pauses, his grin fading as well. Well, we can't all be interdimensional criminals like Ford here! I'm just tryin' to take after my older by only seven pointless minutes brother. Imagine havin' a whole Multiverse hate ya, and not just Earth!

Stanford: Well, for your information, what you call 'explosions and injuries and strange chemical smells' is something you wouldn't grasp in a million years: science. Some of us need to actually contribute to society, you know.

Stanley: Yeah? And some of us need to look up the definition of 'rational' and 'safe' in the dictionary, because apparently you can't tell the difference between a biohazard symbol and a welcome sign! ~

Three hours later, Soos, Mabel, Dipper, and now Wendy are on the front lawn of the Shack, sitting in comfy lawn chairs and inhaling popcorn and Pitt Soda like their lives depend on it. Mabel's knitting another 'Stanwich' sweater, Dipper's got his arms behind his head and is smirking, Wendy is recording, and Soos is writing Stanfiction on a laptop.

Stan and Ford are on the lawn in front of them, wrestling.

Stanford: I'm the more mature adult here!

Stanley: More mature? The only thing more 'mature' about you is seven stupid minutes and your ridiculous fashion sense! AKA, none!

Stanford: Trench coats and turtlenecks are stylish and classy, two words you don't know the definition of! At least I don't spend half the day in boxers!

Stanley: Yeah, that's 'cause I don't need to wear tight pants all day to hide a giant stick up my ass, unlike some people!

Soos: Tapping away at his Stanfiction. The Muses... they sing to me!

Wendy: Um... how long do these Grunkle fights usually last, anyways?

Dipper: Shrugs. Eh, anywhere from two hours to three days, on average.

Mabel brings out a scrapbook, showing a Grunkle fight prior. The pictures seem to indicate a squabble that involved the furniture turned over into cover to hide behind, a Stan and Ford with eyes more sleepless than usual and stubble that looked like it hadn't been shaved in days, a fist fight with oven mitts, and nearly the whole town watching at one point as Stan chased Ford down a street, both in Disney princess dresses, with a spoon and a goat in Stan's hands and Ford flipping a double middle finger behind him at Stan. Mabel: The world record is one week! Too bad you weren't there for Grunklegeddon, Wendy.

Wendy: Her eye twitches upon seeing the photos of Grunklegeddon. And what are the chances this one will turn into something just as bad or worse?

Dipper: Depends. Usually, we know it's gonna be at least four days if Ford brings up the meatloaf argument.

Wendy: Meatloaf?

Just then, Ford and Stan still wrestling on the lawn, Ford brings up said meatloaf argument. Something about their time on the Stan-O-War II, Ford making his favorite meatloaf recipe every Friday night, and a pack of mermaids always following soon after, asking if they had any more 'meat tasties' that the 'old man clone that smelled like cigars and regret' dumped overboard every Friday night right around dinnertime.

Stanford: You could have just told me you didn't like it!

Stanley: Newsflash, Poindexter, no one would like a meatloaf made of eel and gorgon meat!

Stanford: Come on, I spent thirty years in the Multiverse and ate way worse than that, and you couldn't handle a little eel and gorgon!? So what if it had some snake heads in it!? Besides, scientifically, gorgon and eel is much healthier for you than beef, and you did lose some weight, remember?

Stanley: Because I kept dumpin' that freaky slop in the ocean!

Soos, Dipper, and Mabel look at each other, excited. Wendy just looks concerned for a moment as Stan and Ford keep fighting, then shrugs and smiles, leaning back and watching the festivities commence.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Dude, I feel like dealing with some of the Disney Villains’s siblings would make the villains annoyed/embarrassed and they might apologize to their S/O later for having to deal with their family.

Like with Hades and Scar, they’d definitely be embarrassed because both of their brothers are prideful, loud, and seem to be overly optimistic.

Ursula is more annoyed then anything because her sister is always trying to outdo her (but always seems to fail to). Ursula is just trying to take her little S/O on a date and now her sister is challenging her. (Obviously, this is kinda headcanon because we never actually saw these two interact but I feel like Morgana definitely challenges Ursula on a monthly basis)

When it comes to Prince John, meeting his brother is actually that bad, but you have to deal with the fallout of dealing with PJ’s tantrum after.

And there’s Jafar, who’s actually happy to have his twin sister around because they’re basically the same person (I mean…that’s most evil twins right?).

Oh Hades and Scar would absolutelyyyyy hate it if their S/O's met their brothers. All their lives they've been second best to Zeus and Mufasa! What if you like them better now that you've met them? I mean, neither Hades or Scar will let you leave them if you did, but they might be deluded into thinking you do want their brothers more now- even if you insist you dont (-yeah yeah yeah whatever. C'mon, babe, we're gettin' outta here. You're stuck with me, ya got it? // You know how i detest lying, dear. *sigh* nevertheless- you belong to me. Right?... yes. Good.) . It's just what they've been taught all their lives and its been ingrained into them; that Zeus and Mufasa are just always preferable cuz they're kinder, stronger, more approachable, and all that. Even if Hades and Scar talk like they're confident I bet you they have this subconscious thinking.

Oh my goodness Morgana! XD 😅 Ursula would be so bored and annoyed- like, assuring you like sweetums this will be over quick and then you and I can get back to it, I promise~

Oh boy, P.J having a tantrum afterwards 😅😅😅 You and Hiss are just trying to calm him while Richard's in the other room like 'sorry guys! Wish I could talk to him without it ending this way but he always does this! Bye now- ' (sorry, I'm not familiar with Richard 😅😅😅)

Evil twins, huh?... oh you're right about that, they would be very similar XD Very similar... what if Nasira developed her own liking for dear Y/N?... XD and because they are, you know, EVIL- she tried to steal you right out from beneath Jafar's thumb. Luckily Jafar warned you this might happen beforehand and has you right by his side the whole time XDD

[x-heesy]

Hell y Ass!

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know

Oh-oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know

I run shit in this house

Like I was now or never

With no effort

I bet you I could change my name to Klaus

Or something mildly Flemish

Pick up a Saudi chemist

From an Orange County dentist

Ouch, I'm whistling, trading and eating

Now poetry readings at AA meetings

I text you pictures of my keister

I'm serving some dead bodies from a Middle-Eastern skirmish

Damn, I'm oh so scooty

A bro gropes boobies

Have sex with Snow White

At the gym, on pedal bikes

Replenishing electrolytes

Your honor

I dip my junk in the fondue

Told boring stories, show my blonde pubes

I'm from the church of Satan's archdiocese

So I fart fire pits and heart giant tits

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know

Oh-oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know

I'm a prick

All of our inane dialogue

And my day's minutia gets micro-blogged

Ew, does it smell like Fido the dog?

In gray Pumas

I look like Sideshow Bob

Urinate in what the cod-fish swims in

Who was to think, I'm God's gift to women

Flirted with about 30 Asian chicks with herniated disks

Eating turkey bacon bits

Busdriver: Nigga?

Pillow Talk: Oh hey boo, how you be?

Busdriver: Oh, oh. I saw you at the Cannes Film Festival.

Pillow Talk: Nah that wasn't me. You didn't see me down there, nuh-uh baby.

Busdriver: Oh, yes.

Pillow Talk: You talkin' bout Cannes? You a con.

Busdriver: Tell me about it.

Pillow Talk: I saw you gettin' jiggy at Sundance with no pants on.

Busdriver: In Holland?

Pillow Talk: Mhmm.

Busdriver: Hmm, do tell. I bought those shoes also for 30 Euros at the Champs-Élysées.

Pillow Talk: Nigga, please. These shoes, this cummerbund? Oh step, hon. Oh and by the way, the pâté?

Busdriver: The pâté was fabulous!

Pillow Talk: Goose liver nigga.

Busdriver: Yes.

(Get 'em)

Oh, I know

You want my R&B hook

Oh, I know

Your brains are partially cooked

When this breaks this pillow under the gourmet kibble your solar plexus be in this trouble hence the dribble it's what's beats for

There it is, my friendship's like a health plan

I think all the multi-tiered colored telegram

The movie trailer leaked

Well I hope they get the plumber's putty

My script writing takes 3 Welsh understudies

I enjoy the convos of the water buffalo

Hoes stop and hold I'm rocks sold through the double O's

Y'all niggas too think I'm a hot date

With a Prop 8 slashed out on my ballot box

Salad tossed into a chocolate cake 'cause I'm so cute

My hoes they look at me and their water break

And babies pop out with one gold tooth

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know

Oh-oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know

I never, never repeat it over, and over, and over again

I'm one of your pretentious friends

Pretentious friends

Pretentious friends @luna-zylum @boanerges20

Pretentious Friends by Modeselektor, BUSDRIVER

[lilaceas]

fullfil.

send me to hell won't tier my pieces back as while love for you doesn't grow up upon dirt mud this grows my backbone can grow from my barehead on the bus if mean hallucination when all i did for you i wasn't with her & if love when true could feel warm & dozen of red roses & blue for all pain in my heart can feel tru, & train rides at nyc dow my robe can't shines if staring would be stars if we'd been high & city is ghostly can sounds bigger than your nightmares & can too be dreams, at least surely.

beyond your mind if school girl little fate her head with a crystals tiary & lots of anothers one crown you will know & your eyes bein' gray opals &

swimming pools &

we could drown together innocently like a mermaid & ariel single one.

'Cuz... love be all sniffin' glue & at same time sparing tint over our sky Cuz Heavenly there's some one good than us that gave grace to a way both be dark from within & cannot lie & steal did a child even do for past in a diary crowned candy pig bears. my daughter is myself i can feel she sayin' my name & hurt to be in mouth to mouth as made of money & moved by advices if you prey is only no one needs is only secret & not a way too cloudy if can rain if snowflakes in september springbreaker & we'd get on side to throwback a cigarette & lipstick baby daddy & nana. today i melt & i look upon my spune with a glass wet on & off, felt you watching me from your window you ruin me & that's bad you villain monster & hurts in me little dollyies bunny cold addict liar judger cop sunflower nicotine overdose night & night & night & night & silenced would be in you, may? you call me victim,

for bein' losin' rethoric bullets made off sprit & our drunk ass.

in one yellow cadillac- gold & gun. outside we be too unknows like had i been in a fashion catalog like i wasn't vlada so can be sweet like gettin' too far.from rulling & take my named drowsy in the middle of boulevard & see that shit places where you & her can be safe as vlada Roslyakova i need to go hamburguery at coke &

coke. Lower, live'st i named all poetry books i can't read my number is 3am. o clock & too damn...

honey spillun' fuzzy my tears i'm now.

polar bear coatted- fucks fucks we did give for farwell to princess & an question & pharmacy whose ones take this pain.

Away? she baby pink.

cherry lemonade sugar for breakfast strawberry jam for nothing we all hate strawberries & jam is for when i wake.

love is a riden through lavender air my daughter would hate.

another mommy take smokes all daddy's weed & mouth to hiphop club she is in some rebel heart like millie jackson would came back to prision @ Cemetary Gates. a park 'bout your favorite pill, daddy.

go like jordan, hit up 'em style. needed road gun, & she said fire gun to met glam & give up we'd be there.

glitter & powder. yo sick in Hell & bull shit i'm not like other but every boy's around what if i have my girlfriend. she's tall, sage. she bathin' me.

from smoking pop festival & cursing me be in a magazine cover & kissin' me tongue like peone failing, my baby cake at 15. bury me there no more tats i'm clean i'm new daddy is no longer takin' up little girl dosages we open like a flowery shop.

you 'bout to decapite we measured this taxi we getting more bullets for shows so can be muppet & doll, baby take slow is never wade, & hazy it Hendrix said teeth.

& if miss snort glue,

i'm at bars in 3 by the morning & lickin' my girlfriend pussy & she will be,

on lollipops 'Cuz.

we all drunk. sparkly likes, fireards is same over disney, eggs.

bacon & soda we are yves Saint laurent glowed skinned & hair isn't tide we cold we do not could &...

shore all beside my little girl dolly,

sun marmot light of Italia & cali to feesh your mind,

Captain show me your c-00. 65

touching her is touching me & she will love mommy more & money more all i know i'm bored off daddy that's sponch

give in 991 free & other tales 3 pgi. knowin' now my girlfriend didn't...

take like she was JFK & she seems such a beauty & no born & self devotion paradise isn't even closer:

&, fully of srlf speech & call me angel

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if you don't love me anymore it's not okay i build candy spiritual taste heart longed if you hit me say no more lies or your girlfried will kill you & no pressure & bring me not cocaine i have this in my...

summer dresses on closet i'll fuck you i'll fuck her thy love dismiss motel rest-in-hate-u,

Daddy, home in thee i'm a grow up i did my love born again same switch two pale zin & a little lit jar.

Thee me & U down sometimes i just wished for you to be dead you was boring then you become a drug dealer,

&, i want you all over but sometimes i get too drunk in the dark &

could believ's you dead, too. it crept me out bought to dream. my heart is sick grow again in lame,

my eyes roll

threel of pain.

[shallowseeker]

Close don't count in baseball 01

When Jack asks Dean what he thinks about baseball, he goes on mini rant on how it's the most boring game on the face of the earth. Jack passes on the intel, thinking Dean really hates it, and Mary quietly disinvites Dean from her planned outing to the Missouri Kansas City Royals.

Close don't count in baseball 01

Dean is pouring his coffee when Jack, newly resurrected and fidgeting around a squirrel-like mouthful of definitely-unhealthy-sugary cereal, pins him in place with what can only be described as a slightly less devastating version of Sam's puppy eyes.

Dean wants to run. Last week had rung up his official emotional quota for a whole damn decade.

Jack swallows, stirs his cereal around nervously, and then licks his lips. "Uhm, do you like baseball?" Dean stares. Baseball? He scoffs.

"Honestly? I think I'd rather get a date with the Iron Maiden or for sign up for some Chinese water torture. Like, the only thing more slow-drip than watching America's O-G game is gettin' roped into Europe's worst: friggin' soccer, man."

Jack blinks in surprise. "Oh."

Oh. Oh?

"I mean," Dean continues, backpedaling a little bit. Maybe Jack likes baseball. "I'm sure baseball seemed exciting in the 1920’s when there wasn't anythin' to do besides play kick the can or strike marbles, am I right?"

"So you don't like baseball," Jack murmurs. "That's okay, Dean."

When he picks up his phone and texts someone, Dean feels like he's missing something.

[joatsingh965]

Halloween Poem

I'm a (Yogi) ghost, can you (bear)/bare the sound of my (Boo Boo !),

When I'm coming through, through, watcha gonna do ?

I'm composed of spiritual mad science,

A live zombie, electric like an appliance,

with the nuts and bolts of Frankenstein,

The smart, stupid, aligned,

and combined, intertwined,

I'll give (Goosebumps) to your spine, I'm (R.L. Stein)

Zombies hit ya with the tombstone,

to turn ya into tombstone,

Take ya under to your grave and,

(Death Valley) aint no savin,

When [(Kane)-o] (Undertaker), lock ya into (Mortal Kombat),

no escapin,

Even more lightnings seen, when taker's eyes roll back like (Raiden),

Yeah, I'm horror cravin,

I'll bring (Wes Craven), for (Edgar Allan), I'll even (Poe)se/pose

as a (Raven),

Turn (Alfred)'s red-eyed (birds) into (bat)s man,

See' em witches flyin with their cats man,

With 9 lives that can tear up 9 (canine)s' eyes with their (canine)s,

Who else here to give you the jimmies ?

The many bones with no skin, walkin around skinny,

Watch out for the skulls that'll carve your skulls into sculptures,

Halloween's celebrated in the west culture,

Yeah, it's in everyone's brain,

I see (Peter) fightin goblin (Osbourne), while (Ozzy)

rides the ("Crazy Train")

I'm jumpin,

My guitars a bat, the baseball's a jack-o-lantern,

I'm (Smashing Pumpkins),

Fear the pumpkin of sleepy hollow,

that follows, you unseen on Halloween,

When wolves turn very vicious that's Halloween,

When candies turn more delicious That's Halloween,

When witches' spells are chantin, that's Halloween,

Oh the nights scary and enchantin, that's Halloween,

Ya'll gettin cuts and burns as I recite from my papers,

Cuz I make flamin (blades) that cause trouble,

call'em (hell-razors)/hellraisers,

My spirit spears spirits of poems in depth,

Like the spirit of Shakespeare, I go like "Double double toil and

trouble", you know "Macbeth",

It's Halloween, where kids wear masks of flesh that scream death !

Tonight it's cold ghosts in every breath,

In case there's webbing on the staircase, you don't wanna step !

Candies, some old, some fresh,

Kids see how many from the bag have left,

Next few days they see how many remain left,

Axe through doors, "Here's (Johnny !).. (Depp)

with -"The Shining" sword,

You bored?

then come on board,

prepare, pair up with the (Paranormal Activity), and Linda-(Blaire)...

("the Witch Project"), There now ya scared ?

Acknowledge the horror-movie knowledge,

Watch me recite more dark and thicker,

I'll make (the Exorcist) have (the Grudge) on (Gothika),

Can't forget about the ring,

Halloween brings, Voldemort, Golem from (the Lord of the Rings),

Scary movie scenes, where no one answers when the phone rings,

Chuckie dolls, dummies, mummies,

(The Scorpion King), gargoyle wings,

When your yelping,

Know who will come helping,

When vampires come as (Van Helsing),

Tonight hell sings,

Am I missing anything ?

oh yeah, the hand of "Hannibal", that's "The Thing",

My poems a puzzle, like "S.A.W." you (saw) (it/I.T.) ?

There's one on every level,

Know your clowns? then would you get it if I said the puzzle piece is

made of (Twisted Metal) with the devil ?

Hell-o, don't get lost,

my riddles are pumpkins to be (squash)-ed,

Tons of jack-o-lanterns, (jack)-o (Skellingtons) lit up ready,

And it'll get even more deadly,

when (Jack Sparrow)'s hands turn into (Eddy),/Edward,

The (Scissorhands) of (Freddy),

(This is Halloween), where we always welcome Tim Burton's mansion,

Who hides in the mansion ?

If you take "i" out from "mansion",

you'll see that it's (Marilyn Manson),

I Hope my poem's got ya in the spirit of Halloween by now,

And that's all for now, bye now.

#halloween

[mainstoryarchive]

Underachievers - 19: Fate

Translator: Peace

Proofreader: 310mc

Hiiro: —Nii-san!

[Read on my blog for the best viewing experience with Oi~ssu ♪]

Location: ES Live Stage

Hiiro: —Nii-san!

Rinne: ……

Hiiro: It's me! Hiiro! Amagi Hiiro, your younger brother! I will not allow you to say you've forgotten me!

Now, come back to our hometown with me! This is not where your destiny lies, Nii-san!

If you resist or claim it is impossible, I shall destroy everything that ties you down…!

Rinne: … … Ahh~…

Hiiro: What? What did you say? I can't hear you!

By the gods, it was the same at the SS's live venue, but why must live venues be so noisy?

What are they all so happy for? For what reason have they scrambled to gather? Are there gods here? Or is today a festival?!

Rinne: Haha. They ain't here for gods, they're here for idols. It's a venue for live shows, yanno.

But man, luck sure ain't with ya boy today.

Hiiro: Pardon? "Ya boy"? You'd better cease speaking that way, Nii-san.

I suppose you must have learnt that tone through books, however — from what I have seen, no city folk says such things!

Such a strange way of speaking is sure to draw attention, while we ought to remain in the shadows!

Rinne: Idols make it their trade in standin' out, yanno… Did ya really step outta that isolated village of ours not knowin' a thing, li’l bro?

What trouble ya are. I was havin' a great time forgettin' that moldy old place 'til you walked in, an' now my mood's sunk rock bottom…

Make like an egg and beat it back home, li’l bro, before Lady Luck goes down with it.

Hiiro: I will not go home! You see, our hometown and I need you!

If you truly have thrown away your duty and abandoned your kin, then I swear to beat that twisted nature right out of you, Nii-san…!

Rinne: Gyahaha! If ya ain't here to listen to my side of things, then don't bother talkin’ to me in the first place!

… Nah, nah, this ain't got the right flow, and it seems like those other dudes ain't showin' themselves, either––

Guess I'm headin' home broke, least for today. And after I set it up all nice like too––but gettin' too greedy'll wreck anyone, yeah?

Anyone's got days like this, eh? Too bad, so sad, can't be mad ♪

Hiiro: Ahh, where are you going?! I just said I wouldn't allow your escape, Nii-san!

Aira: Wait—Wait, Hiro-kun! Why’re you suddenly making a racket here?!

What are you doing? Don't you know?! It's an unspoken law of live shows not to push others and cause a fuss!

Uuuugh! You seriously don't know a thing about idols, do you?!

Tatsumi: Easy, Aira-san. "One man's fault is another's lesson," as it goes.

If we begin to cause a ruckus ourselves, then it shall catch like wildfire around us—and burn out of control.

However, it seems as if pandemonium has already begun to set in. When Hiiro-san shouted so loudly and started pushing his way through the crowd, it was as if Minamoto no Yoshitsune himself had appeared and used the audience seating as the eight ships he leapt across.[1]

It seems that he was aiming to swoop upon the strange figure close to the stage, and naturally those in the audience who bore witness to it were surprised and fell into a panicked state.

At the moment, the only source of the uproar is in the back of the venue, but should it remain unchecked, I believe the chaos will only spread.

I must prevent that. God places a great importance on order—

Guh?!

Aira: Ah?! Wh-What's wrong, Kazehaya-senpai? You crouched so suddenly—did you get hurt somewhere? You're sweating so much! Um, um, ahh, what am I supposed to do here!?

Tatsumi: Fufu. It's nothing, so settle down and ease your worries—I simply lost my balance for a moment, as it is not quite easy to step in the darkness.

(…Like I thought, it's still injured. The doctor did say that I would never fully recover in my lifetime.)

(It's not a pleasant feeling to be reminded of such a fact—I truly am always on the verge of breaking… …Nonetheless, I must postpone that crisis for now.)

O lost lamb. Though the situation may be unclear, let us do our utmost to see our duties through.

It's difficult to follow Hiiro-san directly, due to the crowd… and he seems in such a frenzied state, he can't hear our words.

Let us see if there is a path of least resistance and make haste.

Once we join Hiiro-san near the stage, we must take him by the hand and, by force if necessary, escape.

Aira: Escape… You're right, Hiro-kun definitely feels like he's about to blow.

Like he'll throw hands with just about anyone—

If that happens, we’re not just gonna be marked as failures—we’ll be criminals!

We won’t be able to be idols ever again! I can’t have that…!

I may be a hopeless case, but I still wanna be an idol!

We have to stop Hiro-kun, Kazehaya-senpai! Honestly, I'd be totally down just to run away and leave him in the dust, but––we’ve already been seen as colleagues by the public eye at this point!

Tatsumi: Of course. I feel the same way, Aira-san. I'm not entirely sure if Hiiro-san would agree with us, but–– We've taken meals together, we have placed ourselves in the same fate as one another, and therefore we have become friendly with each other.

Until Heaven calls us to its doors… Let us cherish and support one another.

—I pray that You will, too.

Aira: Huh? What's up, Kazehaya-senpai, is there something up there?

Tatsumi: No… It seems that even without my self-important preaching, He is already on the move.

Though I was worried because he's had traces of evil within him this whole time, but—Despite his behavior, he doesn't appear to be a wicked person…

Aira: What do you mean? You've been saying stuff I don't get for a while now, Kazehaya-senpai, has the chaos gotten to your head too? Me too, the less I get the more it feels like I'm about to panic!

Tatsumi: That is why you must calm yourself… Right now, one mistake means losing everything.

Even if we have been scorned as failures, we still have a small shred of hope. We must absolutely cherish the fate we have been given, the opportunities we have received, without wavering—together.

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At the end of the Battle of Dan-no-Ura, according to Heike Monogatari (a tale about Yoshitsune's life) Taira no Noritsune attempted to fight Yoshitsune in a duel once aboard the other man's ship; Yoshitsune was said to have light sprang away from one boat to another, totaling eight ships. Hence, Minamoto no Yoshitsune's famed 'Leap of the Eight Ships'.

[thecursedhellblazer]

Had it been someone else, John might have gotten offended for having been called a brat. He can't deny that he has history, so accusing him of that is the biggest understatement of the century, but he tries to be a decent bloke, when the situation allows it.

Not that such vow has ever stopped him from cheating, stealing, stabbing others in the back and pushing them under the bus in his place, but those are details.

However, her words don't bring back the hint of irritation he has felt at first, when she has interrupted him. Perhaps is the lack of malice in her tone, perhaps it's her good looks. Or maybe it's just that, in spite of everything, she is funny.

"Touché," he concedes with a half grin, before leaning back to have a better, more attentive look at her.

She's a bodyguard? She doesn't look the part, more because of how she's dressed than because of her physique. It's hard to go unnoticed with such a colourful outfit. But, perhaps, that's the whole point. Besides, looks can be extremely deceiving.

"Are yeh pullin' me leg? Yeh spend yeh day watchin' after some rich bloke's fat arse? Shadowin' celebrities?" He comments, a blond brow making its way up his forehead once again. "Sounds a bloody bore to me. N' yeh dun look like th' borin' type. Unless there's somet'in' I'm missin' 'bout yeh type o' clientele..."

His voice trails off and he taps the hem of his glass, in a silent request for a refill, not without sparing Justine a look. Blimey, even her taste in drinks is flashy.

"Can I ask woh sort o' trouble yeh got yeh n' yeh brother got into?" He questions then, blue eyes once again giving her their full attention. "I 'appen to know a wee bit," more like a lot, "'bout gettin' yehself outta th' worst situation. Maybe I can 'elp yeh two out."

"Professional bodyguard, actually... so that's basically the same thin'," she jests with a slight smile towards the query posed before, only to tap her cheek for a moment to think about it... "If I 'ad ta choose, just based on what'a know of you so far? Both." she chuckles.

the mention of her brother once more gets her expression to soften a little bit from its fiery playfulness, into something a little more protective yet nostalgic ; there is no question who's older. "Actually, with no more needin' said, he didn't drag me into anythin'- I dragged him into it. He just... made it worse." there's a chuff of laughter, half a snort and half a simple intake of breath. "You sound a lo' like 'im. He's just... sunnier in disposition." there's no real need to understand why, only that he was much kinder than the most of the family.

"How fun," justine hums absentmindedly at the commentary, but doesn't otherwise acknowledge it as her steel blue eyes turn towards the bartender, a gentle smile reaching her eyes as she answers, "Tequila sunrise, darlin'. Take ya time, ain' in no rush."

[kamisama-spoops]

a lil bulletpoint hc request. maybe try nanami, tomoe and suirou w a non binary s/o who has many scars on their body? like, most of em come from them bein a fool and tryin to pet a stray cat or jumpin down the stairs for no reason? how would they react to their s/o doin sumthin dumb that results in gettin a scar and sayin 'i wont hessitate to do it agian, dont test me'

stay safe, drink water and dont choke on it🌸

—Reckless s/o with a lot of scars

Character(s): Tomoe, Nanami and Suirou

TW: Scars/ scar mention, injury mention

Notes: Non-binary reader || As a person with a lot of scars from a lot of stupid things that I maybe shouldn't have done but would definitely do again: Yes✨ || Not my clownish self forgetting I had this in my drafts 😭😭

Tomoe

Oh God, someone please give this man a break, he already worries about you so much already

He internally panics like the world is ending when he first sees your scars, mildly confused that they don't seem to bother you at all, yes, but also extremely concerned

His mind is already jumping to a bunch of worst case scenarios over how you go got them

Where you a danger magnet even before he met you???

He knows that you're reckless and somewhat very stupid and can see that the scars are a little old though there are some that seem to be more recent than others so he's checking over you immediately

He'll call you an idiot and tell you not to be so reckless once you tell him where all of the scars are from but you might just miss the way that he keeps a better eye on you, dragging you away from dangerous situations, especially if it's a cat

If you want to pet something so badly, he'll just let you pet him

Only this once though so you hopefully won't try it again

You don't though, as per your words the first time that he had to destroy away from such a situation

Fine then, if you'll be like that, then he'll confine you to your room until you're dying of boredom, that'll stop you from doing stupid things

It does not though and his hair would be graying by now if it wasn't already white, what do you mean you would try to pet a stray cat again, didn't that end badly enough for you the last few times???

"Your ears aren't as soft as a cat's and you don't do that cat thing when I pet you."

"I'm insulted that you're comparing me to some mangy feline and in what world is that sound reasoning to do something like that?! Multiple times?!"

Nanami

Oh no, she's panicking

Now, she's no Tomoe, but the lecture that you get from her-

She's all over the place, not really sure if what to do when she first sees your scars

Like, are you okay? What happened? How did you get hurt?

You're bombarded with questions almost immediately but you can't really blame her, the girl doesn't know how to react

She'll order Tomoe to watch over you when she isn't around because she knows that you're reckless but doesn't know how far this recklessness goes so she isn't taking any risks

Tomoe would watch over you regardless because he does not want to have to deal with her yelling at him but she makes sure

He cannot however do that while you're in class with her, bored out of your mind and already too eager to leave the classroom by the time the bell rings

You stop at the top of the stairs for a second and she watches you stare at the 7 or so steps that lead back to the ground

She isn't fast enough to stop you from catapulting yourself over them, only reaching the 6th step before falling right into the 7th and then down to the ground

Oh my- you are going to give the poor girl a heart attack

It's straight back to the shrine with you and a very long lecture from both Nanami and a few snide comments from Tomoe

"Why would you just jump down the stairs like that?!"

"It got me down the stairs faster."

"Why would that be a good reason to jump down the stairs-?!"

If not for the fact that she didn't want to baby you, you would never be allowed to leave the shrine without first promising her that you won't do something stupid again

Suirou

His touch is so soft when he's checking over your scars to make sure that they haven't healed wrong or something that you would probably think that you're a piece of glass that he's scared to break

His mins immediately goes to the worst case scenario possible, he wouldn't put it past any species to hurt someone but the way that he just silently stares at you for a moment when he finds out that the reason you have so many of these scars is because of your own reckless idiocy is almost funny

Had you not been his s/o he may have made a discreet insulting comment about how clumsy you are but when he calls you clumsy and a little bit daft, it's laced with worry and a tired kind of concern

He doesn't expect you to actively get yourself into situations like those though

Like, why are you climbing into that tree???

Can you not see that it doesn't have footholds???

You can't just ignore how gravity works- oh, never mind, it's too late

You're already falling out of the tree before he manages to get to you and he's so confused that he can't even being himself to help you for a second

He can already see the injury and rushes you off to patch you up, knowing already that there isn't a lot to stop it from scarring

"Youre going to have a scar from this..."

"And I'd do it again without hesitation."

How are you somehow more of a handful than the kids on the mountain?

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~~~~~~~Past//Y/n's side~~~~~~~

You woke up as the sunlight touches your skin. You got up and got ready for school. After taking a bath and eating you went outside the house after saying goodbye to your parents. 

"Oh yeah, I have a sister dang!" You thought. You went back inside. "Mum, Where's Zemi?" You questioned. "Oh yeah! that brat went to school early she didn't even take her lunch with her." Your mother soughed. Your father patted her back to calm her down as you quickly went to your bicycle.

You arrived at the school just in time your Homeroom teacher still wasn't there but the classroom was open. You went inside and no one was there so you wondered how the door was open if no one was there. You finally shrugged the thoughts off and went to find your sister. Walking to Zemi's room you heard giggles and loud laughs.

You went inside and your sister noticed you by the door. She excused herself from her friends and walked toward you. "Yah! I told you not to go here!" She shouted. "I came to drop this off" You handed your sister her lunch. "What if my friends find out that you are my sister?! They would think I'm a loser just like you! who got dumped by The popular boy."

"Hey don't talk to m-" She spoke up so suddenly that you couldn't finish your sentence. "Just go!" She shouted.

You walked away and didn't mind her words. It's okay your used to it by now, but hearing those words from your sister hurts. She was never like this, back then she was just a sweet and innocent girl, but now? Since she joined your school she started acting strange.

You continued walking to class and sat on your seat. You took out a very thick book from your bag and started reading it.

~~~~~~~Present//Donghyuck's side~~~~~~~

Donghyuck is now making his way to his part-time job at the nearby cafe. Classes just ended. The students need to study for an upcoming exam. 

His family is well off. The boy is just bored. Also, his friend works there.

He went inside and started working. When there are no orders the boy simply sits and studies. 

After working and studying at the same time the boy finally went home. "Mom! I'm home!" He took his shoes off. His Mom went from the kitchen and took his bag and placed it aside.

 "So how's your day?" His mom asked smiling. "It was nice!" Hyuck gave her a thumb's up. His mother chuckled and the family sat for dinner.

The next day Hyuck woke up pretty early than usual. He went to school early too. The boy was also confused. He sat on his chair waiting for other students to come. While waiting his homeroom teacher entered the room.

"Your early mister."

"Yes ma'am" He replied. "Oh I forgot my phone, do you mind getting it from the storage for me?". "Yes," he replied before going to the storage room.

He went inside and started looking for the teacher's phone. Unfortunately, he didn't find the phone but he saw another phone and it's seem old. He went back to the room and told the teacher that he couldn't find the phone. The teacher checked her bag again and there it was! The good old phone she'd been looking for.

Donghyuck took the Old phone with him to inspect it.

While inspecting it he noticed that the phone is still working well so he charged it when he got home. As soon as it was full he opened it and the phone automatically dialed an unknown number. "Ring! ring!" The phone still didn't stop dialing. The boy tried to stop it but failed. Then the ringing stopped.

"Hello?"

~~~~~~~Past//Y/n's side~~~~~~~

While you were doing your chores your phone started ringing uncontrollably. You looked at the phone to find out that the call was from your number. You picked up. "Hello?" You asked thinking that you were being pranked.

"Hello?" You asked for the second time. "O-oh who is this?" A manly voice from the other line asked. You tsked. "You're the one who called and you don't even know who I am?" You hung up. Getting back to your chores.

That night after you took a bath you sat in front of the television and watched a documentary about SPACE. Then your phone started ringing again. It was the same caller. You were annoyed and picked it up angrily.

 "Hey! Are you-" your sentence was cut off. "Look miss I'm sorry about earlier but I want you to know that I didn't call you it was automatic" 

"Are you playing with me or something?" you asked. " No, I promise I'm not playing with you" He replied. "Sorry but you've got the wrong person hung up!" you yelled quietly.

"Wait!" You were startled. "What?" You replied still annoyed. "What's your name?" You calmed down. "Y/n, and yours?" You asked back. "Donghyuck". "Okay bye," you hung up.

You slept early cus you have school tomorrow.

You woke up and got ready for school. He called again. Two months passed and the two of you talk regularly. You tried seeing each other but it failed. From his perspective, he went there but you weren't there. And on your side, you were there but he wasn't. That day you got angry about him not showing up. You sat on a bench holding a little branch scratching the bench with it. "Ahh" you heard from the phone. "What?" You asked. "I was just sitting on a bench suddenly an invisible person started to scratch it".

"Wait... I scratched it just now" You replied. "Where are you?" You asked. "Uhm... besides the streetlight" You went to the streetlight holding a very heavy piece of wood and hit the streetlight with it. "Oh my god!!" The boy shouted. "Did the bulb break?" 

"How did you know?"

That's when you realized the two of you are from different times. And can communicate using the phone. That's why the two of you didn't meet. And also you're the one from the past and he's in the present. "Listen" 

"I know... I know what's happening. Right from the beginning." He explained. "Yet you didn't tell me?" You got furious. "I like you Donghyuck! for the last two months! how-how can I tell you that personally if we can't meet?" 

"How can I express my feelings for you?" You added. He was dumbfounded while you broke down in tears. "I-i'll find you" He hung up.

~~~~~~~Present//Donghyuck's side~~~~~~~

That night he couldn't sleep. He couldn't get over your words it keeps ringing in his ear like a fly who doesn't seem to leave any soon. 

He felt joy, guilt, and fury at the same time. He was delighted to know you liked him. Was culpable for not detecting your feelings sooner. And was furious about the fact that destiny made the two of you meet that way.

As soon as the sun comes up, he got ready to find you, you in the present. There was no school today. First, he tried social media, He got to know some details about your family school, and so on. He went to your school but no one knew you, next to your family. That's when he got the most terrifying news of his life.

Newspaper: 15-year-old girl passed after rescuing a 16-year-old boy from perishing. Kim Y/n our hero parted after saving a boy Lee Donghyuck. Eyewitnesses said that after a car crash an Explosive vehicle was involved in the girl who appeared at the scene to save the said boy after getting the boy out, she ran out of time and couldn't flee the scene at the right time. The vehicle exploded and took the young girl's life away. She died being the hero of the day. "We Salute You!"

He then went back to his house to call you. This was the day his past self is celebrating his birthday. He's got to stop you from going anywhere. He dialed your number and let out a sigh of relief when you picked up. "Yes?" Your voice was the only thing that could make him smile at this moment.

"Where are you?" He asked. "Uhm... wait sorry I was crossing the road" His eyes widened. "Your outside?" He asked in a worried tone. "Yes," you answered. "Go back!" 

"Bang!" he heard the phone fall. You picked the phone up again. "Why are you suddenly yelling at me? your the one who did something wrong!" You whined softly. "S-sorry but whatever happens-"

"Shreeekkk!"

"Bang!"

The car crash just happened. "Oh my god, there's a boy!" He heard you shout. "Wait. don't go there." The fire started spreading. The past him was caught on the fire. If he didn't distract the girl, the boy won't be harmed. He hissed as burn marks starts appearing all over his body.

Then finally, he heard the explosion. He fainted.

He woke up in a small house. He didn't know where he was. He went out and saw everything... everything was from the past!

Now he knew the solution to all this. He has to stop the past him from going anywhere. He quickly grabbed his things including the phone and recalled his old house.

He went there. And got in through the window inside his old room. That time his past self is taking a bath. He patiently waited for him to get out of the shower. Finally, he went out. "Who the fuc-" He covered his past self's mouth. "Shut up Donghyuck!" He shouted quietly. "How do you know my name?"

"I'm you" 

"Man, are you kidding me right now?" The past him asked. "No just listen!" he yelled. "No! tell me who are you first!" his past self insisted. "I'm you, just believe me!"

"I was just kidding! Well, I look handsome when I grow u-" Hyuck cuts his sentence. "Just listen!" he shouted. "Ok, ok, ok"

-"So we're gonna fall for a girl..."

"A girlfriend?"

-"Shut up for a while!"

"Why? I was just askin-"

-"She is gonna die because of us!!"

The past him was dumbfounded. "So I need you to stay here and not to go out understood?!" He nodded.

Haechan woke up. The day you were supposed to die is over. He called you. You didn't pick up. This time he was panicking thinking his plan didn't work. After the 6th call, you finally picked up. He was relieved. "I love you too"

"What? c-can you say that again?" You asked. "I love you too~" 

(Mark: HAvE You EvER ButtERflIES bEFore?"🦋)

The call ended automatically. Haechan went to see the present she.

@ncthyuck

[killmebutneverinsultme]

What's your preference in men?

Women?

Ya got any piercings?

What's the wildest thing ya done in the bedroom?

Bush or no bush? I's heard Englishmen gotta 'problem' with their lasses avin' hair down there or anywhere really. Tha true?

Do Englishmen really goes about cuttin themselves down there? I's know the Church is tryin to make it some kinda new and popular thing. Wait--does that mean it happened to you?!

See this is whatcha get!!

He's bored, he's had a bit to drink. What the hell. Jack decides he'll humour Maccus with some answers.

"I like men who argue with me but still do what they're told. As liable to rough me about when I'm on me back as drop on their knees for me when I'm inclined. Best is when they're innocent enough I can make 'em blush.

"Women? Bossy, good conversation, not too clingy, preferably Spanish.

"No, no piercings. Don't fancy them getting snagged on anything."

He takes a big draught of rum.

"What was the next thing? Oh. Wildest in the bedroom?" He puffs his cheeks. "That would have to be what happened between me and T- er, an Obeah woman. If I'm honest, I can't remember half of it. Can't even describe it. There were shapes and things and stuff a mortal should probably never touch. Bloody incredible. Nearly fuckin' died. Amazing. Never doing it again. Probably.

"Last bunch o' questions, for starters I ain't English. I was born on the sea and raised between Shipwreck Cove, Madagascar, and the sea itself. Not true about the bushes. Most men I ever knew don't give a damn. Personally I'd rather they were there. Looks all weird an' I 'eard of lasses in the houses gettin' infected mucking about shaving down there. As for the other thing, I'm fully intact down there, thank you very much."

[mjm5655]

❝ never been ? maybe we can plan a li'l work vacation then sometime ! ya can show me around. ❞

if the man's never been to las vegas, it was likely the case both would end up lost, but whatever, majima heard that place was literally drowning in casinos, theme parks & all manner of fun things. he wondered where in america the other came from, majima wasn't exactly an expert in them, only knowing of the big few, he probably would struggle just trying to say what was all in the middle of that gigantic country.

❝ so, where ya from ? what state ? ❞

a name to this face at last ! mark ? was awfully boring, majima swears that's one of the most common western names there are out there. not that his given name was much better, goro was quite a common name here in japan. majima was honestly hoping he'll hear some cool name that he never heard of before, mark was so common it was even used in reference to learning the language back when majima spent some time to learn english.

& dirt ... this man had dirt on him ? so majima had hired some criminal on the run, apparently having faked his death, he wondered, if he gave this name into the florist if that man would be able to pull anything up on him, what exactly had he done that he had to fake his own death ? usually there were name changes involved, so now majima wondered if he even got this man's real name.

❝ whaddaya mean dead ? what ya do exactly ? as yer employer i feel like i have the right ta know who exactly i'm gettin' involved with here ... i have a guy that could probably track down whatever ya did, so don't be thinkin' o' lyin' to me. ❞

the last few words he spoke were spoken seriously, slightly dropping his put on kansai accent, as he now had his full attention on the man in front of him. it didn't exactly bother majima too much that he hired some criminal, it was well ... his construction company was literally all made of former yakuza, a lot & himself committing crimes that could be life sentences to jail. still, majima didn't want to associate himself with certain kind of criminals, he wanted to know what this dude did exactly.

     let it be known that america is FAR from the squeaky clean image they DESPERATELY try to convey to other countries due to how sanitized their customs are; hell, living in a conservative town alone is enough to crack even the most GOD-FEARING SOULS. mark would recall the amount of crimes committed out of passion. out of the   URGE / DESIRE   that laid simmering until it evolves into a depraved monster.             they always say that humans are the true monsters.        oh no. anything and anyone would kill if it means receiving          that freedom and gratification. it is utterly EUPHORIC...

     “...It sure is big,” mark mutters, deciding to INDULGE in majima’s excitement that wasn’t somewhat annoying. “I’ve never been, but I guess I’d want to go for the hell of it. Never think I’d see it for myself...” that’s when he was asked for his name   ———   it just occurred to mark that this is the first time ANYONE had the mind to ask for his name.

     mark made a grimace at the final blow, POINTEDLY IGNORING how the fighter appeared to be dead by answering the other male. “Mark. Mark Heathcliff. Don’t bother in searching up any dirt on me... Nothing you’d find other than me being dead, if that’s anything.”

[kamisathoes]

@pinklemonadewithsugar ehe hello thena !! <3 I hope you're having a lovely day,, how are you? anything fun happen?

https://twitter.com/shouldhaveaduck/status/1489354189603885062?s=21 here is a duckie! for you! as an in-advance thank you for just listening to my match up even if you are unable to do it <33 i am quite excited to hear who i get ! ^^

so my preferred prns are she/they! my sun sign is leo, and my favorite genshin element is electro (for the concept of eternity and the flashiness!) i prefer to be matched with a male char for my comfort, thank you!

hobbies and pastimes: oh dear,,! well i LOVE writing (albeit i'm quite slow at it and don't post much), horror is my shit (esp analog horror + apocalypse as of late), and i'm trying to get into more RPGs, both light-hearted and story heavy! i also enjoy watching koi fish every now and then <3

3 facts abt myself! - i have adhd, which is what sparks part of my creativity but also makes me chronically sleepy and forgetful!

- i'm told by my friends i'm really caring and trustworthy, i'm usually the go to for heavy stuff/things that they want kept hidden secrets wise <3

- i'm very passionate abt the field of healthcare <3!! i really hope i can one day be in a position to take care or help others, (mainly non clinical stuff tho!)

i have no idea if this is what you were lookin' for, n sorry for gettin long!! i tried so hard to think abt facts abt myself n deadass either got too shy to share or realized they were boring so here we are O(-< happy early valentine's thena, your faves love u <33!

— THENA'S MATCHUP HOTLINE? NOW IN SESSION!

— CALLER NUMBER EIGHTEEN?

i ship you with. . . THOMA !

this message comes with a bouquet of your favorite flowers and an oversized teddy bear.

imagine what a power duo you two would be! ritou's infamous fixer and his partner in crime! your passion for helping others perfectly compliments thoma's, with both of you becoming the go-to in inazuma for anyone with a problem that they couldn't conquer themselves. he's more the one for hooking someone up with connections, like finding the best deals for wandering merchants, whereas you're more the empathetic, ready to offer advice and a shoulder to lean on whenever somebody needs.

furthermore, thoma makes it known that you can go to him whenever anything gets too much or even for help with the tiniest of things. above all else, your relationship is supportive and provides a space for both of you to grow and thrive as individuals and as a couple. if you're ever sleepy, he's there with a blanket, or if you ever forget something, you need not worry for he's taken it upon himself to remind you.

thoma knows the best spots to sit and watch koi fish, and will often take you on picnic dates there. he told you about the stray kittens that he'd found there and had to stop from playing with the fish as you tucked into the snacks that he'd made earlier. he'd make a point to do this if you'd ever forgotten to make lunch, or if he'd noticed that you'd not had much time for yourself.

when it comes to anything spooky, thoma is an easy scare. he'll definitely be the type to hold your hand while you listen to a spooky story, feeling comfortable enough to be vulnerable around you.

overall, yours is one of the most natural, gentle, and loving relationships throughout teyvat. two kindred spirits destined to meet one another in every lifetime. you're the couple that everybody is secretly jealous of, yet the one that puts a smile on their faces at how darn cute you are.

© kamisathoes, part of the valentines event. — apologies for the delay !

[megatontiddies]

Your fallout OC as a companion taken from @goovat ask meme except I'm using it as a writing prompt/ oc development? I guess? because I think it's cool and I'm bored and want to write it all anyways

Anywhompst this is for Alwine and since it's pretty long (like really long you've been warned) I'll throw 'er under the cut

What perk would they give the player?

Occam's Laser

While Alwine is an active companion the player gets +40% damage with laser weapons and +25% headshot accuracy in VATS with scoped laser weapons. One shot kills produce 2X the XP.

How do you recruit them? are there multiple methods?

After the player levels past level 10, or alternatively, upon finding Paladin Danses Recon team Alwine will be found as a new recruit for the BOS. Once the player does the first two repeat quests by Haylen and Rhys and The Lost Patrol quest begins she is available to assist the player in the mission. After the mission is complete she may offer to follow the player as a companion if the player has chosen the more diplomatic speech options with Brandis and Danse. If the player chose the more aggressive/ rude options while speaking with the two then it will require a small speech check in order to be a companion.

What raises and lowers their affinity?

Raises: Minutemen/ Helping Settlement quests, Stealing from wealthy NPCs, BOS quests up until BB, Helping Anyone, Honorable Actions, Amicable Dialogue Choices (for the most part)

Lowers: Murdering innocents, Stealing From Settlers/ Not Well Off NPCs, Unnecessarily Rude Dialogue Options

How do they react to certain things? what do they say? (eg. lockpicking, grabbing junk, killing?)

Lockpicking:

(nostalgic/ thinking to self out loud/ amused) " Really coulda used a trick like that when I got locked outta my house that one time..."

(humorous/ surprised) " And here I was ready to blow 'er open"

(thinking to self out loud/ amused) " Hell o' a lot quieter than kickn' er open"

Grabbing Junk:

(blanket statement/ flatly) "it's amazing what you can build outta junk"

(enthusiastic/ bubbly) "It might be radioactive but if ya render it down with a bit ah castor oil it makes a great paint for glow sights"

(humorous/ matter of factly) "I'd rather carry 40 pounds ah junk than fork up an arm and a leg to buy the same shit later from Crazy Myrna"

Player Overencumbered:

(genuine concern) "If ya keep pickin' shit up you'll slip a disc"

(teasing/ amused/ worried) "Jeeesus look at yah! You look like a pack brahmin!"

(teasing/ amused) "With yer pack so stuffed if ya fall on yer face you'll never get up again"

Murder:

[Alwine Hated That]

(angry/ surprised) "What the fuck is wrong with you!?"

(angry/ confrontationally) "You better spit out a good reason for that and fast"

(angry/ bewildered) "Are you for real?"

notes: Alwines reaction to murder is exclusive to people she genuinely feels are innocent. She's comfortable with deaths she deems necessary (or if the person made themselves known as a pretty awful person).

Cannibalism:

[Alwine Disliked That]

(disgusted/ shocked) "oh? OH. Great, like there wasn't enough nightmare fuel out here"

(disgusted/ worried) "In't there, like, a brainworm or sumn' you can get from doin that?"

(disgusted but still attempting to be light hearted/ humorous) "Like it blue eh? I prefer mine rare... a lil less peopley too..."

Stealing in general:

[Alwine Disliked That]

(irritated) "Hope that wasn't somethin important"

(irritated) "Should I be sleeping with one eye open round you?"

(irritated) "Like people don't have enough shit to worry 'bout out here..."

Stealing/Pick Pocketing (but from wealthy/etc NPCs):

[Alwine Liked That]

(approving) "Lord knows they have more than nuff' to share"

(approving) "Doubt they'll even notice it's missing"

(approving/ musing aloud) "The unyielding greed and ignorance of the wealthy was the catalyst of Armageddon"

Pick Pocketing:

[Alwine Disliked That]

(surprised/irritated) "Why don't you spit in his eye while you're at it"

(irritated/ humorous) "I feel like I should put a cat bell on ya"

(irritated) ~audible scoff~ The player is likely being glowered at

Enemies Found:

(Shocked/ Excitably) "Y' ello!"

(loudly/ warning) "On yer flank!"

(loudly/ shocked) [weirdish sound presumably before lashing out a punch of hit of some form] " GWEHHK!"

Enemies Lost:

(quietly/ nervous) " shit... where'd you go you bastard"

(quietly/ nervous) " Lost 'em"

(quietly/ to self/ nervous) " I swear to lord if ya jump out at me..."

Enemies Killed:

(satisfied/ calmly) "good riddance to bad rubbish"

(loudly/ excitable) "Bingo!"

(quietly/ almost a whisper/ to self) [only if player is sneaking] "...bingo bango bongo..."

Player stops talking mid conversation:

(sympathetic/ lighthearted) "Sometimes I loose track of my thoughts too"

(genuine worry) "Ya good? Take yer time."

(humorous/ teasing) "Not a thought between those eyes is there?"

Player removes all garb:

(shocked but also amused/ between light laughs) "oh?"

(mindless banter/ avoidance) " This would probably be a good stun tactic if y'aint fraid of gettin yer tidbits shot"

(humorous/ almost scolding) "Y'aint invisible... just so ya know"

Player loots a corpse:

(plainly) "Any ammo?"

(joking/ light hearted) "Guess they won't be needing that anymore"

(statement/ plainly) "Grim business but you can find some good stuff sometimes."

Player starts swimming:

(plainly/ matter o factly) "Ain't no way I'm going in there"

(humorous but fear is present in voice) "If a big fish decides you look like lunch I ain't gonna be able to help ya"

(almost nostalgic/ sarcastic) "Yeah me and the brick tied for the swimming contest back in 63... I'll just stay on the shore"

Player jumps from high place:

(genuine concern) "ouch! you good?"

(soft yell/ concerned/ as if watching player fall) "aaAAaaa!?"

(oblivious to the player falling) "Where'd ya go?"

Do they periodically give the player items? what kind of items?

Bowls of various soups if player interacts between 5 and 9 PM. Every other time she'll give the player Fusion Cells.

Would they be able to do specialized task? (eg. repairs, hacking)

Not necessarily a task but if the player was to put various junk/ weapons in her inventory then she will periodically/ randomly mod them.

Would they be romancable?

Yeah probably? I think? In my AU she romances Paladin Danse but that would probably not be something that could happen as an NPC in Fallout 4 so??

If it were something like Mass Effect it would probably be like a Garrus/ Tali situation where if the player never romanced either characters then they would form a romance.

Do they have a unique outfit or weapon?

Alwine wears a black BOS jumpsuit for the first half of the game up until BB. After that she'll wear military fatigues. She'll wear the same over armor (BOS heavy armor) for both but after BB the BOS symbols are sanded off. It would be a unique unremovable armor set.

What would be their personal quest, if they have one?

This one is a bit weird since the player would be taking the role of the Sole Survivor. That being said I've always found that one empty cryo-chamber at the end of the vault hall interesting. There probably is a reason for that (like it just wasn't occupied or the occupant died before vault scientists had their spit) but for the sake of this AU/ prompt we'll say that she had a similar entrance to the vault as the sosu, bringing her babe into the vault and getting frozen with Kellogg snatchin both their children (this is lazy writing I know but I don't know how to write this without fundamentally changing her character). The only difference is that somehow maybe Alwine was released/ thawed earlier and got a bit of a head start. Because Alwine is no longer the sosu she wouldn't of encountered Preston at Concord and Codsworth likely either wouldn't of recognized her or simply acted like it was prewar and spoke to her only as if that was the same narrative giving her no sense to what was happening or how much time has elapsed. Alwine would of wandered out on her own and then stumbled onto Paladin Danses recon team and eventually got inducted in hopes of finding her child.

For her personal quest it would likely be trying to find evidence on what happened to her child. The quest would start with the player character going into the institute, and since companions can't follow the player there (minus X6), she would request that they find out what happened. After some digging the player will discover that Alwines child was killed in experimentation over 60 years ago in trials to make experimentation safer for 'father'. The player can bring this information back and Alwine will be devastated but grateful for the player finding this out for her. Despite being fairly amicable with the player she insists she needs time to grieve and that following the player is a cold reminder of the pain. Regardless of what the player says she parts ways with the player and goes back to the Prydwen and will idle there until the Liberty Reprimed quest where she will disappear from the map. Alwine will remain missing from the map until Blind Betrayal where she will be standing outside the bunker blocking Elder Maxon, as well as arguing with him, from entering the building. The player's choices will affect how Alwine responds.

- If the player executed Paladin Danse within the bunker then Alwine will become immediately hostile to the player. She will be forced to be killed by either the player or Maxon.

- If the player spares Danse then chooses to execute him when confronted by Maxon then Alwine will make it clear that she will not hesitate to become hostile to defend her friend. With a red speech check the player can convince her to stand down but she will be remorseful and refuse to follow the player afterwards and disappear off the map. Her body surrounded by a myriad of dead raiders will then be a random encounter while wandering the commonwealth. If the speech check is failed she will become hostile forcing the player, or Maxon, to execute her.

- If the player spares Danse then convinces Maxon to spare him then Alwine will express gratitude and her perk will become available. Unfortunately for Alwine her disobedience and willingness to become hostile towards the elder causes him to kick her out of the brotherhood. She will remain at the bunker with Danse until the player completes the quest and then upon the player returning Danse will disclose that she has gone to the Castle in order to join the Minutemen where she can be reobtained as a companion.

What are their opinions on certain factions? (eg. brotherhood, NCR)

Minutemen:

Genuinely believes that they have the best interests for the Commonwealth. Worries that they lack the men and firepower to take on the Institute or any other large faction that could pose a threat. This Worry is dissuaded after The Nuclear Option and her affirmation towards them only increases. With time, resources, and good leadership, Alwine believes they could become a major player even outside of the Commonwealth.

BOS:

At first is amazed by their technological advancements and firepower especially compared to the rest of the Commonwealth. The comradery is nostalgic and comforting for Alwine as it reminds her of her days in the US Military as a Power Armor Mechanic. After some time she realizes that they're a bit lost for direction grasping at straws for purpose and that their idea of "freeing the Commonwealth" might be misinformed well intention fueled by fear and dogma. When she was new to the commonwealth and didn't understand much about anything really the fearmongering and racism towards ghouls and synths were more tolerable (but still uncomfortable) it eventually become almost intolerable the longer she stayed and the more informed she became about the natures of both.

Railroad:

At first is weary of them. Alwine is careful around people who keep secrets and after spending so much time in the Brotherhood interacting with the Railroad pushes her hackles up. She does like how they work to help the synths, especially after BB, despite being mostly associated with the BOS. She becomes more comfortable after becoming more educated about synths, between the Railroad themselves informing her and the data collected by the player at the Institute itself, and eventually embraces the Railroad as a necessity after BB.

Gunners:

Heavily dislikes them. To her they're essentially just militarized raiders.

Institute:

Has a hate towards them that just strengthens over time. Their ignorance and misuse of technology is both a tragedy and crime. For the most part she pities them but strongly believes that their destruction is absolutely necessary.

Nuka World:

They're raiders so Alwine is pretty hostile towards them. Despite this their organization and brutality makes Alwine careful about making them enemies. If possible she would work to keep them out of the Commonwealth as much as possible or at the very least work to create some kind of truce of sorts to prevent a major confrontation (which would likely be devastating to both sides).

Atom Cats:

They remind her a lot of her friends prewar with the way they talk and their fondness for power armor. She likes them.

Children of Atom:

Alwine believes in freedom of belief as long as said belief does not infringe on the beliefs and freedoms of others. As long as they are respectful of herself and others she will act the same. Alwine is also a bit curious about them she would likely ask a bunch of questions if they allowed it. Other than that she would keep her distance, mostly due to the rads.

General voice lines? (in reaction to companion wheel selections)

Talk:

(friendly/ bubbly) "What's crackalacin"

(friendly/ inquisitive) "You okay?"

(spacy/ broken out of thought) "Hmm?"

Trade:

(friendly/ bubbly) "What's mine is yours"

(joking/ teasing) "finally got tired of carrying that junk eh?"

(joking within a genuine question) "Hey maybe I can carry the big guns instead of the junk for once....no? maybe?"

Follow:

(plain/ firm statement) "Got it"

(bubbly) "Comin!"

(bubbly/ softly) "Oke Doke"

Wait:

(plainly) "alrighty"

(plainly/ softly) "I'll just sit tight"

(masking nervousness through humor) "Don't leave me here too long... might forget what I'm waitin' for and wander off"

Where would you find them in the world?

She would be located at the Cambridge Police Station. Then later at the Castle.

Which game would they be from?

Fallout 4

Miscellaneous facts?

If the player puts alcohol in her inventory and the player gets 'drunk' she will match the player for drinks and her basic dialogue will be slurred for a short time after

Alwine will loot the entirety of corpses, clothes and all, when asked to loot bodies.

Alwine will periodically build weapon and armor mods which can be taken out of her inventory by the player

Alwine refuses to go in water and a hit box specifically for her prevents her from entering. This results in a glitch that has Alwine swimming in the air several feet above the water while the player is swimming.

If the player uses console commands to force Alwine into the water she will sink to the bottom similar to if she were wearing power armor. Note: This does not affect her health she will just idle at the waterbed.

[orange-waterfalls]

I'm Havin' Feelings Fer Ye

Captain Magnum x gender neutral!reader

@lovefor-xreaders ty for the prompt!

A/N: Guess who has no life and wrote an entire 2,000 word fanfic all in one day? THIS ASSHOLE! im so fucking bored guys, please, this is all I have. Send prompts. Uh... Rated T for cursing and violence. I think mostly angst, fluff at the end.

Word Count: 2.3k

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You danced around the ship with some of the other crewmates to shanties the captain sang. You found treasure! You actually found treasure! You had honestly expected to die at some point… but you didn't! And you found treasure! That was wonderful! You were starting to think the heist wasn't such a bad idea! Even though Mark's… gone… you'd be alright! You had treasure! You'd be alright…

Captain Magnum watched you as you danced around, a smile present on your face. It made him feel all weird inside… he'd lived long enough to know what love feels like… probably. This was not it… he didn't think… he honestly didn't know. But when he watched you spin and kick your feet and laugh… he felt real happy…

You danced for a while before you eventually got tired and sat down, panting. The captain and the crew were messing with the treasure. Picking it up and letting it fall back into the chest, examining it, biting it…

These people were weird…

You held out your hands for your share of the treasure, since you were being patient. He looked to you and set a small coin in your hand, curling your fingers and patting them. You squinted at him, wondering if he's actually serious. He seemed to be, since he headed to his quarters immediately after. You frowned, looking at the coin. You'd talk to him about that later…

Captain Magnum felt a bit bad about only giving you a coin. What else was he supposed to do? You might've left if he gave you more treasure! He couldn't have that! Then again… that seemed a bit manipulative… eh, you'd be fine. He sat down in his chair and thought about you.

You were an enigma to him.

He'd felt this way before… but it was so… prominent this time… why was he so fond of you? It's not like you were special! You just had beautiful skin and sparkly eyes and the most stunning smile he'd ever seen and...

Goddamnit, he was in love…

He sighed, wondering what he was going to do about this, when he heard a sharp knock at his door. He jumped a bit, not expecting anybody since it was pretty late. He stood up and walked over, opening the door. You were standing there with your arms crossed. He was going to greet you, but you looked pissed. He wondered why. Then, you held up the coin.

"Are you kidding?" You asked accusingly. "I'm your first mate, you trust me enough to choose where we go, and you give me this bullshit?" You started walking towards him. Despite the height difference, he felt a bit intimidated by you. He stepped back.

"Listen, I be th' cap'n. I already told ye, me share be more fair than others," he stated. You glared at him and he felt his stomach drop. "Ye knew wha' ye were gettin' into, ye can nah be angry," he crossed his arms. You sighed.

"Fine. Whatever," you mumbled as you left the cabin. He opened his mouth to apologize, but nothing came out. He closed his mouth again. You were already gone anyway. Nothing he could do about it now. He'd get some sleep and you'd be fine in the morning.

--

It had been a few days since you found the treasure. You weren't talking to Magnum. He kept glancing at you as you were swabbing the deck. Your smile was replaced with a frown. It was less of an angry frown and more of a sad frown, but it made him feel just as bad. He waited a while to talk to you because he didn't want to mess it up. He eventually decided that it was a good enough time to do so, and he walked over to you.

"Mornin', first mate! How did ye sleep?" He asked. You paused for a moment, but you didn't answer. "Uh... 'twas a bit windy last night, huh? Glad we got all th' loot inside..." you still didn't look up, but your frown got tighter. He patted his hands on his legs and sucked in a breath. "Wonderful weather we be havin'?" You finally stopped mopping and turn to him.

"What do you want?" You asked, exasperated. He frowned.

"Are ye okay? Ye seem upset…" he commented.

"Oh, no yeah I'm totally fine!" You scoffed. "My best friend's dead, the guy who killed him won't even bother giving me any sort of compensation, I may never see my family or friends again, but sure I'm fine." You stated, mopping vigorously. Magnum sighed and looked at your face. You looked like you were on the verge of tears. He opened and closed his mouth, trying to find the right words.

"I... I be sorry. I'll give ye more treasure if... If ye promise ye won't weigh anchor…" he finally managed. You stopped and turned to him slowly. His eyes widened. "No, no, no! Ye... I didn'... um…" he gulped as you raised an eyebrow at him.

"Uh-huh. Go on. I'm waiting." You demanded. He took a deep breath.

"I... I find ye endearin'... 'n I wants ye t' stay... wit' me... specifically." He said. Your face softened a bit, to his joy. He smiled.

"I… have people back home." You said. His smile fell. "I can't just… leave and… not tell them anything…"

"Then tell 'em! Write 'em a letter or somethin'! That would be fine!" He said desperately.

"What am I supposed to say? "Hey, guys! I eloped with a 7 foot tall pirate and am now sailing the seven seas as his first mate"?"

"...yes?" He said, unsure. You sighed and looked down. He held his breath, waiting for whatever you were going to say next.

"What am I supposed to tell his family?" You asked softly. He took a deep breath.

"I... I dunno. 'n... I be mighty, mighty sorry about wha' I did t' yer friend... But... I... I be... I reckon I be in love wit' ye…" he said shakily. You looked up at him, your eyes widened. You could see a tint of red on his suntanned cheeks. He avoided your eyes for a bit before you chuckled. He looked at you. You smiled at him warmly. He returned it.

"I…" you began, blushing. You were cut off by the sound of a cannon.

"Avast! Prepare to be boarded!" A voice boomed from above.

"Oh, God, not again," you whined. Magnum reached out to put a hand on your shoulder, but another cannonball whizzed past you two, making you fall in different directions.

"Ye hide. I'll take care o' this," he instructed. He unsheathed his sword as you hid behind a nearby barrel, watching him to see if he'd need any assistance.

"Who be thar? Show yourself, yellow-bellied cur!" He yelled. You blinked, processing what he said. "Yellow-bellied cur". Huh. That was new. You heard wood creaking behind you and ducked further behind the barrel. You slowly rose and saw a man standing in from of Magnum. He was taller than you and had an average build, and was wearing a pirate outfit. His clothes looked… cleaner and more fancy than Magnum's. He was holding a sword and had a peg leg.

"Who are ye callin' a yellow-bellied cur?" He said in a low, rough voice.

"Obviously you, shitlord!" You said, quickly covering your mouth with your hand afterwards. The man turned and looked at you. He raised an eyebrow, smirking. You suddenly felt… violated.

"Well, well, well. Wha' 'ave we here?" He chuckled. "I may jus' keep ye fer meself." You laid your hand on a revolver.

Magnum tightened his fist around the hilt of his sword and swung. The man blocked it and stumbled back.

"Ye lay a hand on them, ye're dead." He growled. The man smirked and tried to jab at his side. Magnum managed to block it in time. The two captains went on sword fighting for a couple minutes while you stayed behind the barrell. The other man's crew was on the ship fighting the rest of yours. You felt a bit useless, so you grabbed the revolver and aimed towards the other pirates. You grazed two in their legs, and nailed one in the shoulder. You lost track of Captain Magnum after a while. While you looked for him, you heard something land behind you. You yelped and spun around, seeing the invading captain.

"Ahoy thar, darlin'," he smirked at you. You held the revolver up to aim at him. He scoffed. "C'mon, darlin'. Thar's no needs fer that. I won't hurt ye… Much."

"Go fuck yourself," you snarled.

"Such naughty language fer such a sweet thin'." He laughed. "I'll 'ave fun wit' ye."

"Oh, yeah, that doesn't sound creepy at all. Great," You sighed. He took a step towards you and you cock the gun. "Don't move, asshole." You warned.

"Oh, come on now." He chuckled. "We both know ye're too soft t' shoot me. So, why don't ye-" You shoot. The bullet hits him in the side. His eyes widened as he stared at you in disbelief.

"Something about me, captain," you set the gun down and walked over to him as he fell to the floor. "My best friend is dead. I'm feeling a bit pissed. And I have shot a man before." You got on one knee and leaned down next to his ear. "I'm not as soft as I look." You stood back up and walked back to the middle of the deck.

Captain Magnum was frantically walking around. The crew looked okay, so you sighed. The captain heard and spun towards you. He smiled widely as he ran over and enveloped you in a hug.

"Oh, thank Poseidon. Ye're okay. If I had lost ye I... I... I dunno wha' I'd do!" He stammered, petting your head. "Ye're okay, right?" You smiled and hugged him back.

"I'm alright, Captain," You whispered. He sighed and held you for a while before the previous first mate cleared his throat.

"'tis real touchin' 'n all, but we should prolly repair th' ship." He suggested. Magnum turned to him, glaring.

"Ye interrupted a bondin' moment t' tell me that?" He glowered. You bit your lip to keep from laughing. The crewmate opened his mouth to respond, but almost immediately closed it and started picking up pieces of wood. The other crewmates followed suit.

"We should help them," you declared. Magnum looked at you, his eyebrows knitted together.

"But do we 'ave t'?" He asked hopefully. You smiled and pulled away from him. Despite wearing a couple layers, he could feel the absence of your warmth. He sighed and helped clean up.

--

It took a while, but you all managed to clean up the deck. You'd probably need to buy more wood to repair the boat, but you figured it'd be fine. It was dark now and everyone had retired to their quarters. Except for you. You sat on the deck, staring up at the stars. Magnum left his quarters to check on you. He got worried when he saw you weren't asleep. He walked over to you, ruining the mood a bit with how loud he was. He dropped next to you with a loud creak of the floor. You didn't look at him.

"Ahoy," he greeted.

"Hi," you responded bluntly. You both sat there for a moment while he came up with things to say.

"Are ye okay?"

"Yep."

"Okay. That be good." Silence. "Wha' are ye doin'?"

"Just… stargazing."

"Okay. Why?"

"Felt like it."

"Oh." More silence. "Are ye thinkin' about 'im?"

"Yes."

"Do ye want t' talk about 'im?"

"No. Not tonight. Maybe another time."

"Ok... 'tis a tad cold tonight."

"Yeah. I guess so."

"Me cabin be th' warmest... If ye... Wanted t' sleep in thar... Wit' me... That would be alright…" You whipped you head towards him surprised. He noticed your panic. "Or not! That be fine too! I understand. Sorry fer botherin'. Goodnight!" He started to stand up, but you took his hand. He looked at your interlocked hands, flushed, then back at you.

"That would… that'd be fine." You said shakily. "I just… want to stay out here a bit longer."

"Ok," He nodded and plopped back down. You retracted your hand and tucked your knees to your chest, looking back up. He continued to look at you for a second, smiling, before looking back up. You chuckled.

"He loved space…"

--

Captain Magnum could listen to you talk for hours. You start talking about stars, then about Mark, then you get to talking about your other friends and family. He listened to everything you said because he knew it was important to you. You started to yawn after 45 minutes and you leaned on his arm. He froze in place, not wanting to bother you. Eventually, he looked down at you to see if you were asleep. Once he confirmed you were, he effortlessly lifted you up and carried you to his cabin. He gently set you on the large, warm bed. He wasn't planning on getting on it with you. You weren't there yet. You hadn't even told him you loved him back. He couldn't in good conscience get into a bed with you. He sat in his chair and looked at you. You were so…

"Gorgeous," he said under his breath. You cracked an eye open.

"Right back at you," you slurred. He blushed. You held out your arms. "Come into bed," he blushed deeper.

"No, I don't reckon I should…" He tried to say. You whined and he just couldn't. He stood up and carefully climbed into the bed with you, making sure to keep a bit of space between you two. That was pointless because you immediately turned over and snuggled into his chest. He gently moved his arms to embrace you tightly. He set a small kiss to your head and just lied there, wanting to treasure this moment.

Your eyes closed again as you heard him say "I love you". You smiled.

"I love you, too."

If I didn't say it before SEND PROMPTS

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Oh I love these tag games soooo much thanks @syraxesrevenge 💕💕

RULES: Shuffle your on repeat playlist and the first twelve songs represent your 2024.

January: All Night - Men I Trust

You wrap my feet in coloured blankets

So I stay here all night

You keep the one with many moons and stars

It's always for my shoulders

So I stay here 'til waking hours

Tell me how do you make everything feel a little easier

So I stay here 'til waking hours

Who could ever be this good to me

I just can't help but wonder

February: Very Few Friends - Saint Levant

I wanna take you to Paris and spoil you

I wanna go to Marseille and enjoy you

I want those guys in your DMs to talk to themselves

And then tell all their friends that they know you

I wanna make you forget about your ex

I want you overthinking all your texts

I want the neighbors to hear you yell

Told me she's a CEO, I can tell

March: Take Me To Church - Hozier

No masters or kings when the ritual begins

There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin

In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene

Only then I am human

Only then I am clean

April: Snooze - SZA

I can't lose when I'm with you

How can I snooze and miss the moment?

You just too important

Nobody do body like you do

May: Dreams - Fleetwood Mac

Oh, thunder only happens when it's raining

Players only love you when they're playing

Say, women, they will come and they will go

When the rain washes you clean, you'll know

You'll know

June: Cherry - Lana del Rey

Love

I said real love

Is like feelin' no fear

When you're standin' in the face of danger

'Cause you just want it so much

A touch

From your real love

Is like heaven takin' the place of somethin' evil

And lettin' it burn off from the rush, yeah, yeah

July: Cinnamon Girl - Lana del Rey

There's things I wanna say to you

But I'll just let you live

Like if you hold me without hurting me

You'll be the first who ever did

There's things I wanna talk about

But better not to give

But if you hold me without hurting me

You'll be the first who ever did

August: Like I Want You - Giveon

I guess it's overdue

Tell me your point of view

Tell me, am I to blame?

You're so good with change, hmm, mmm, mmm

A table set for two

You got me waitin' but you ain't comin' through

Try to stay patient but gotta face the truth

September: Wasted Times - The Weeknd

And now I'm askin', who do you belong to now?

Who you give that love to now?

Who you pullin' up on?

Who you gettin' sprung for now?

And what they got that I ain't got? 'Cause I got a lot

Don't make me run up on 'em, got me blowin' up their spot

'Cause I ain't got no business catchin' feelings anyway

I ain't got no business catchin' feelings

October: Dano Sarrada - Marina Sena

Olha, eu gosto quando cê me olha

Me filma, eu tô virando star

Do seu cinema particular

A lua desaparece, eu quero mais, baby

Sem flash, é só luz natural, baby

O sol na pele é surreal, baby

November: yes, and? - Ariana Grande

Yes, and?

Say that shit with your chest and

Be your own fucking best friend

Say that shit with your chest

Keep moving like: What's next?

Yes, and?

December: Ghost in The Machine - SZA feat. Phoebe Bridgers

You said all my friends are on my payroll

You're not wrong, you're an asshole

Screaming at you in the Ludlow

I was yours for free (free, free, free)

I don't get existential

I just think about myself and look where that got me

Standin' on my own in an airport bar or hotel lobby

Waiting to feel clean

That's so fucking boring

That was so fun! No pressure tags: @martellspear @sunsetstarrogue @princessanglophile

🎶let spotify predict your 2024!🎶

shuffle your on repeat playlist and the first twelve songs represent your 2024

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January: Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want by The Smiths

Haven't had a dream in a long time See, the life I've had Can make a good man bad

February: My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski

'Cause my love is mine, all mine I love mine, mine, mine Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love mine, all mine Nothing in the world is mine for free But my love mine, all mine, all mine

March: Good Looking by Suki Waterhouse

The skyline falls as I try to make sense of it all I thought I'd uncovered your secrets, but turns out there's more You adored me before Oh, my good looking boy

April: the last great american dynasty by Taylor Swift

They say she was seen on occasion Pacing the rocks, staring out at the midnight sea And in a feud with her neighbor She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green 50 years is a long time Holiday House sat quietly on that beach Free of women with madness, their men and bad habits And then it was bought by me

May: One Of The Girls by The Weeknd

Lock me up and throw away the key He knows how to get the best out of me I'm no fools for the world to see Trade my whole life just to be

June: Johanna by Suki Waterhouse

Who am I? Who am I? Couldn't tell ya, couldn't tell ya Who am I? Who am I? Couldn't tell ya, couldn't tell ya I was feeling love, being used Now I'm so confused, so confused Electric lights, lucky strikes We danced all night and then I looked in your eyes And said Johanna, Johanna Only want ya 'cause I can't have ya

July: Hypnotic by Zella Day

You do it to me so well Hypnotic taking over me Make me feel like someone else You got me talking in my sleep I don't wanna come back down I don't wanna touch the ground Pacific Ocean, dug so deep Hypnotic taking over me Hypnotic taking over me

August: Is It Over Now? by Taylor Swift

And did you think I didn't see you? There were flashing lights At least I had the decency To keep my nights out of sight Only rumors 'bout my hips and thighs And my whispered sighs Oh, Lord, I think about Jumping off of very tall somethings Just to see you come running And say the one thing I've been wanting But no

September: Ainda Gosto Dela by Skank

Eu ainda gosto dela Mas ela já não gosta tanto assim A porta ainda está aberta Mas da janela já não entra luz E eu ainda penso nela

October: Liquid Smooth by Mitsk

I'm liquid smooth, come touch me, too And feel my skin is plump and full of life I'm in my prime I'm liquid smooth, come touch me, too I'm at my highest peak, I'm ripe About to fall, capture me

November: Bloodletting by Concrete Blonde

They used to dance in the garden In the middle of the night Dancin' out in the garden In the middle of the night Oh, you were a vampire and I may never see the light Oh, you were a vampire and I may never see the light

December: IN MY MOUTH by Black Dresses

I don't feel like I can be anything more than this (I've gotta...) I don't really want to be anything more than this (I've gotta...) I just wanna be whatever you want me to be (I've gotta...) I don't wanna have a soul (I've gotta...)

alright my year will be sad and horny.

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