#and i’m not talking about the peach

[praetorpercy]

so i’m reading cmbyn and....... what the fuck guys

[peachyykira]

Sorry for being obnoxious. I need attention or I’ll die. It will happen again.

[ne-cocoa]

“And in those moments, that’s when he realized he was in love” 💖 ‧✩͓̊(ᵕ̴̤‧̮ ॣᵕ̴̤∗)ɞ₎₎☽˟

[goldensunset]

i’m always such a huge sucker for when a character never addresses another character by name until a big plot moment happens

[peaches2217]

Fuck it! We’re writing the overindulgent brotherly angst/comfort.

EDIT FOR POSTERITY: This WIP was completed and published! Read it here!

[he1chouarts]

mute me now because this is about to be my whole personality

[peachesofteal]

God I need Soap so bad. Just need to bite that man’s arm, it’s his fault for looking so biteable! I love how crazy he is. He’s crazy. He’s in love. He’s in love. But doesn’t it feel like more of an obsession? Not complaining, I love having men obsessed with me. Gawd! I’m just gonna

Agreed and I’m going to go off on a tangent but, I think 🥞 anon really said it best when we were talking about the forced pregnancy trope in the past (and I’m paraphrasing) - dark tropes like this are so comforting (to some) like I want you to love me so much that you’re willing to do terrible things to keep me. I want you to compromise your morals and your values and everything for me. I want you obsessed. I want you to memorize my schedule and my habits and see opportunities to help me while also helping yourself get to me. I want you to love me so much that you’re willing to keep me anyway you know how (IN FICTION, for fucks sake. Please, let’s use our noggins)

So yeah, Waves. Agreed 🖤

[sweetie-peaches]

Not to come off as rude sorry if this does just want to explain my understanding of the situation. I think the whole post is stating that hes not homophobic just that. Words and actions hurt regardless if he's gay or not and it's incredibly jarring to hear him make light of it and have no one seemingly push back on it. I'm likening it to like if a friend calls you loser or worthless as a joke because they dont actually think those things of you but if you have a history of being bullied with those words it can still sting ?

I’m CRYING I made such a well worded response to this and discord DELETED IT

Anyway, here’s the thing.

I understand why some people might by put off by his humor. Sure that’s, fair, whatever. In my opinion kinda, nevermind not stating my opinion

But, I feel like I have to remind everyone once a fucking gain that the qsmp members are adults and problems can be solved IN PRIVATE if there’s any problems at all AND THEY DONT NEED FANS COMING TO SWOOP IN AND ‘PROTECT’ THEM FROM BIG BAD SCARY TUBBO LIKE THEY ARE INFANT DAMSELS IN DISTRESS

I think that’s an issue with the qsmp fandom as a whole. Y’all act like the cc’s just, don’t interact off stream? Don’t talk at all? Don’t you think by now, anyone would say anything about it if there’s an issue?

And here’s another thing, you aren’t tubbos friend. It might be hard to think that, but you aren’t, im not.

And on that train of thought, isn’t it important to reclaim those jokes? Genuine homophobes use those words against us, can’t we use the same jokes?

And why does it feel like if this was anyone else you wouldn’t have a problem? I’ll get shit for being a toxic tubbling and such a hater and blah blah blah but. Fucking seriously, would it be a problem if anyone else said this stuff? Why do I get the feeling y’all were looking for a reason to “cancel” Tubbo (because let’s be real that’s what this is. You may claim not to be Twitter and so much better, but you still pull the same shit. Be fucking for real)

And don’t even get me started on how you treat tubblings. How fucking disgusting it is.

Because I love getting called stupid for existing on this god forsaken app everyday. I love being called annoying, toxic, rude.

I fucking love it. /sarcasm

Some of you in the qsmp fandom make better bullies then you do people actually participating in a fandom.

It’s funny how you’ll insult and bully us but then turn back and bitch and moan about how toxic we are and how we hurt you and your traumatized now and

Yeah fuck it I don’t care if this makes me seem toxic, I don’t fucking care. I am an aid in a pre-K classroom and I’ve seen more mature TODDLERS then some of the people here.

[danielnelsen]

peach (my cat) is having a full-day vet appointment to scan and possibly remove some teeth (the perks of only being allowed wet food)

completely unrelated, but anything regarding peach’s health or her being somewhere else or anything even mildly off with her routine or behaviour is probably by biggest anxiety and panic trigger

[leclerced]

max is my ride or die i got into f1 a carlos girlie but i’m a max girlie for now and forever. he’s just so!!! i saw a picture of him out in public a couple weeks ago (never in my life have i seen an advertisement for f1 or like, brand sponsorships with drivers in my country) and i giggled so much i had to be dragged away im so unnormal about him (kinda weird now that i think about it but oh well im just a girl).

you know how there’s the whole scenarios of “fucking the english out of someone”. that but max fucking the dutch into his girl where he’ll only let her come if she’s spoken to him in dutch yeah i need him so bad

- 🌙

no its ok i buy redbull bc of him so i can get the cans w him on it 🤭 im only a girl. its good for the economy.

crying that’s a max thing to do and he would tauntingly say whatever he wanted her to repeat back to him until she did, every time she begs, he repeats the same dutch phrase back to her or says he can’t understand her until she finally says it and she can’t stop saying it

[lisarpgheadcanons]

people act like vega being gay is just a headcanon as if he didn’t literally have male strippers in his house ingame

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[arabriddler]

you must know I think about Sofia Falcone a normal amount

[peacheyed]

I’m keeping it very ✨ we will persist ✨ over on the other account and for the sake of others mental health I don’t want to scream into the void over there so just real quick let me-

This country HATES us. They hate us so passionately they’ll vote a racist, bigoted extremist into office not only once, but twice. This country doesn’t see POC, LGBTQIA+, or people who identify as female as human beings, but as subjects to be ruled over in a plutocracy. This country chooses to support a rapist, over a woman. They make rules for our bodies and strip us of our autonomy. They HATE us. They HATE us all. They always have.

And white women don’t even see themselves as humans either. They see themselves as subservient to their all knowing husbands. Trash.

What do you think is going to happen when a man’s sexual partner gets pregnant with an unwanted pregnancy, with no options for termination? You think that woman will be safe?

DT isn’t as dumb as everyone thinks. He sowed enough doubt and distrust, latched onto the deep rooted racism in this country and used it to dog whistle himself to the top. He turned more than half of this country away from education, science, even rational thought. It’s not even a question of politics anymore. It’s radicalization.

[goldensunset]

*said about a thing that already has a sequel* mannnnn i wish this had a sequel

[peaches2217]

Two things:

I FINALLY GOT AN ESTIMATE AND EVEN IF I HAVE TO PAY ENTIRELY OUT OF POCKET I CAN AFFORD AT LEAST THIS FIRST VISIT! Thank you Planned Parenthood 😭😭😭 (They knock a good chunk off of your total if you’re uninsured, so that’s the price that’s on display for me right now while they verify my insurance information! Hopefully it’s even cheaper… fingers crossed!!)

I still don’t know what I wanna call my newest fic. I went ahead and published it with what felt like a relevant title because I had it ready to go and figured I could always change the title later, but now there’s a tiny voice in my head screaming “You picked the worst possible title, now no one’s gonna bother reading it and those who DO read it will hate it” and like? Silenzio Bruno, I’ve never hated a fic based on title alone, I don’t think many people truly care what it’s called 😭 That said, if it IS bad or offensive or anything of the sort, please don’t hesitate to call me out! Worst case scenario I can just revert back to its working title and leave it at that. It’ll be a few days (hopefully not more) before I post the first proper chapter, so surely by then I’ll have my mind made up!

[unknownarmageddon]

really fucking hate the discourse about jakei and them that’s been circulating recently