#and i will LAUGH

[doomspaniels]

Hmmm, is there anything good to steal on the table? Oh, hi, you are watching... Can you help me find something good to steal off the table?

[starrynightarchive]

it's so fun to write a fic for a well-known and loved ship. because you will walk inside this fic thinking "oh how bad can it be. eventually they'll kiss and it'll be okay." but then you realize the author is a bastard. and take max damage every time the said characters kiss.

i'm talking about this fic of mine btw

[gnometa233]

"Trans men and lesbians can date!!" "Trans men and straight men can date!!" "Lesbian includes attraction to men!!!" "Labels mean nothing just use what you want!!!" what if I threw a rock at you.

[breaking-everything]

I'm of Latino descent, but I have no problem watching shitass gringorized Trump supporting Latinos getting treated like shit.

In fact I already started in my area and they get the Pikachu face jpg thinking me being Latina I can't see their pro Trump bullshit. Being of the same ethnic doesn't make me your "hermana". I'll cut out your shitty tongue before you call me that shit.

Wipe your chins off after sucking that white racist pedophile tiny dick. You ain't on my side. I'm lgbtqia, disabled, not white looking enough to be treated white because they can't figure out "what" I am, I'm loud and mean as fuck and I hate conservatives with a violent passion.

I will turn away from you bitches once you get deported along with your illegal relatives you hide in your houses, bitch. Because while you line up to lick Trump balls you be committing crimes just like he said you did.

I'll be fine in that area since I also have been born here and have native blood in the Americas which is way more than what the invasive Euro trash genocidal species that claim to be "Real Americans" have.

Me cago en todas tus putas madres.

[somebluemelodies]

all i’m saying is if agent 18 ever disappears sometime after qcellbit returns and a dead body ultimately shows up somewhere on the island… that’s okay i simply do not see <3

[pastafossa]

I’m delighted as a writer because I’ve snuck a clue past all of you twice now in TRT and no one’s noticed it. I cannot wait for it to fall on all your heads, this is not a brick, it’s a fucking piano.

[ghcstcd]

I'm more so anticipating the screams I'll recieve when I finally draw casual nudity Omega.

[samixayn]

well. acclaimed can still scissor each other

[shockvalue]

logan is going to fall

[heresylog]

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[my-darling-boy]

I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

[beefharlot]

[willgrahamscock]