#and i will LAUGH
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it's so fun to write a fic for a well-known and loved ship. because you will walk inside this fic thinking "oh how bad can it be. eventually they'll kiss and it'll be okay." but then you realize the author is a bastard. and take max damage every time the said characters kiss.
i'm talking about this fic of mine btw
#oooohhh to ship two characters so bad only to see them in a setting where them being with each other is more destructive than anything#yes this is about skk#no im not saying they are fundamentally problematic#they are doomed in my fic that's all#it's funny because i've had people ask if there's gonna be a happy ending for this#because they can't handle sad endings#and i'm like. yes! they will have a very happy ending!#but ooohhh boy the things they will go through to get to that point.#this fic is like. 70% doomed yaoi#you WILL scream NO!! DON'T!! NOT AGAIN!! everytime they kiss#and i WILL laugh#oh man this is so much fun#bsd#skk#fic rec#bsd fanfic#soukouku#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#navarasam
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"Trans men and lesbians can date!!" "Trans men and straight men can date!!" "Lesbian includes attraction to men!!!" "Labels mean nothing just use what you want!!!" what if I threw a rock at you.
#lgbt discourse#queer discourse#queer#yes ive seen all of those things being said unironically#y'all wanna include men in lesbianism so bad#y'all wanna invalidate trans men so bad#just say you're a mysoginist and go#just say you don't see trans men as real men and go#and for people who think it doesn't invalidate their label?#why even bother? why do y'all refuse to identify as bisexual?#why do you continue to disrespect lesbians and trans men#we can be different communities and still respect and uplift each other#identify as you want but one day you'll learn that actions have consequences#and get called a transphobe#and i will LAUGH#lgbt+#anti bi lesbians#also labels mean things and if you don't agree with it don't participate in society!#because everything and everyone has labels whether you like it or not
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I'm of Latino descent, but I have no problem watching shitass gringorized Trump supporting Latinos getting treated like shit.
In fact I already started in my area and they get the Pikachu face jpg thinking me being Latina I can't see their pro Trump bullshit. Being of the same ethnic doesn't make me your "hermana". I'll cut out your shitty tongue before you call me that shit.
Wipe your chins off after sucking that white racist pedophile tiny dick. You ain't on my side. I'm lgbtqia, disabled, not white looking enough to be treated white because they can't figure out "what" I am, I'm loud and mean as fuck and I hate conservatives with a violent passion.
I will turn away from you bitches once you get deported along with your illegal relatives you hide in your houses, bitch. Because while you line up to lick Trump balls you be committing crimes just like he said you did.
I'll be fine in that area since I also have been born here and have native blood in the Americas which is way more than what the invasive Euro trash genocidal species that claim to be "Real Americans" have.
Me cago en todas tus putas madres.
#donald trump#us politics#american politics#latinos for trump#ICE is gonna get your ass and you're going to be called a n***ger like like my white prick loving loser mom was#And I will laugh
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all i’m saying is if agent 18 ever disappears sometime after qcellbit returns and a dead body ultimately shows up somewhere on the island… that’s okay i simply do not see <3
#i actually see it completely#i perceive it with both eyes#and i will LAUGH#i will not miss that mf at ALL after what happened with qphil today#qsmp cellbit#qsmp
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I’m delighted as a writer because I’ve snuck a clue past all of you twice now in TRT and no one’s noticed it. I cannot wait for it to fall on all your heads, this is not a brick, it’s a fucking piano.
#the red thread#ya'll are clever and find SO many of my clues#but not this one#if someone's noticed it then they haven't said anything to me#i'm going to crush all of you with it when i cut that rope#and i will laugh#and laugh#and laugh and laugh and laugh
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#im pissed im so fucking pissed#i let flubber into my cave system#took it in and helped shark with transfiguration magic since shark's so new to all of this#i even let them live as a lamprey for research purposes#and this is the thanks i get????#shark will not get to turn me into bread.#i am working on reverse engineering shark's magic.#we have lived with each other for months and shark's completely forgotten i know it#i know what makes it tick#i will take away everyone shark cares for#everyone it loves will be distorted into unrecognizable shapes#and im going to change the sigils i use so shark can't reverse engineer it.#it will stand in a field full of transfigured corpses wondering what shark could have done differently#and i will laugh#wizard problems#unreality
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I'm more so anticipating the screams I'll recieve when I finally draw casual nudity Omega.
#that's probably going to be a little funny#and I WILL laugh#you gaze upon my designs and expect human anatomy??? I don't think so#the ghost breakdancing beside you
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well. acclaimed can still scissor each other
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logan is going to fall
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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please
NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#nikhilclayton#im like checking he doesnt have a tumblr but yall need to experience the laugh attack i just had#sharing it to spread the joy honestly
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the transition im crying
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EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don’t be Rude????? Like wtf lol)
#edit : Ok mabsifica shippers yall need to chill like…Wtf????#I saw this on twitter and wanted to take a spin on it#and I know mabifica shipper I hear your pled of putting them in the make sence but unpopular#but- I do not want take away the righfully holder of a yuri to a yaoi couple#also for those who are saying I skipped The Tw*nc*t ship YES I INTENTIONALLY DID SKIP IT- NOW PLS DO NOT TAG MY POST WITH THOSE SHIP NAMES#anyway ford face at the last one makes me laugh lol#(Oh god do I have to tag them individually...)#Gravity falls#Billford#Billstan#stanchez#fiddauthor#Mabifica#Dipcifica#fiddlestan#stanley pines#standord pines#dipper pines#mable pines#pacific northwest#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#soos ramirez#melody gravity falls#robbie gravity falls#Sheriff Blubs#Deputy Durland#tambry gravity falls#tearosepedall
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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion
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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]
#OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT? DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN. IF YOU DO I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.#i used to think about this interview all the tiiiiime i can't believe i let myself lose track of it!!!!!!!#maya angelou#FAVE#editing#*r#god i've read this a thousand times and i still laugh every time it's so GOOD#'OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT. DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN'#notifications are off for this besties 💗#i will eventually turn reblogs back on but 20k notes overnight was a little too much pls slow down ✋️#also pls do not follow me unless you are desperately in love with me. i can't make silly little personal posts with so many of you here!!!!
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