#and i want a massage from jack …my fucking THIGHS bro

[1111-sunset-circle]

imagine your f/o running and/or helping you take a bath for muscle aches..

[ladylooch]

Bestie! A blurb night! Can I have some angst? Maybe that Nico & Timo fight we talked about? Or maybe Timo mad at his parents again? Or whatever you want 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 💕🍻

The way I was craving angst and you delivered 😘

“Later.” Jack Hughes tosses up the peace sign to Nico and I as he heads out of the locker room. We both wave back in acknowledgement. Nico glances over his shoulder at me, then goes back to tying his shoes.

“You still good to give me a ride?” I ask Nico, running a hand through my wet hair to push it back into place.

“Depends.” 

“On?” He stands to his full height.

“What the fuck your problem is?” Nico is visibly seething- eyes darkening, jaw clenched, shoulders tight with tension. I strap my watch back on my wrist. With Jack gone, everyone else has left. I was receiving treatment after practice in the form of an intense sports massage that included cupping. Deep, maroon circles line my upper body as a reminder.

“Ah…” I trail off, looking back at my brother in law’s tense face. “I’m not sure. Wanna let me in on it?”

“I can’t believe you. Standing there acting like you don’t know how much you’re hurting my sister.” I drop my hand to the side, scrunching my eyebrows together. Em and I had a good morning before I left. We were tangled up together until Lio woke up. Then we brought him into our bed for family snuggles. Lio is loving Em’s pregnant belly and talking with his little sister.

“What?” I blink. “Nico.. I don’t know-”

“Asshole!” He yells, coming up on me and shoving me hard in the middle of my chest. I stumble back a few feet, stunned. He goes to shove me again. This time, I defend myself, bringing my hands up.

“Nico, bro. What the fuck.” I bat his next shove away. “Dude, I don’t want to hurt you. Just talk to me.”

“I’m going to hurt you.” A small scoff falls from my lips.

“Do you know how to fight?”

“You’re about to find out how much I know about fighting.” I side step another swing.

“Nico!” I yell, trying to snap him out of his angry trance. “What is going on?” I wave my hands out to the side, gesturing for him to explain.

“I heard Em talking with Lex last night about the shit you’re pulling on Instagram. She gave you Lio. Now, she’s growing your daughter. And you repay her by sending dick picks on Instagram!?” He is bellowing by the end.

“Wha-”

The whole word doesn’t get out of my mouth before he swings at my face. His fist knocks me across my left cheek and nose. Pain explodes from my face immediately. My eyes water as I look back at him in anger.

“Nico! Fuck.” I gingerly touch my nose. I’m pretty sure it’s broken… again. Now I’m pissed. I was holding back because my wife would not appreciate me throwing hands at her brother. But fuck it. I reach out, knocking Nico hard upside the head when he tries to swing again. I point a finger at him as he moans in pain. “That’s a warning shot. Hit me again and I’ll break your fucking nose. Ouch. Fuck!” I touch my nose again, seeing the bright, red blood collect on my finger tips. 

I walk over to the trainer’s table where cups, tape and towels are collected. I grab a towel, putting it against my bleeding face. I turn back to Nico who is huffing and puffing, looking like his anger is building back up.

“What are you talking about? I’ve never sent dick pics on Instagram. She said that?” I’m so confused. Again, she didn’t mention anything about this and I’m obviously not doing that. I’m too busy trying to get between my wife’s thighs to even think about anyone else.

“Yeah! She said it last night when she was picking Lio up.” He starts walking towards me. 

“Stay over there.” I hold my free hand up, then dig in my pocket for my phone. I press on Emma’s contact.

“Hi daddy!” She exclaims on the second ring. Thank God because Nico is almost next to me again. “Are you on your way? Your babies are hungry.” 

“Well, hopefully soon. But your brother has me cornered in the locker room right now because he thinks I’m cheating on you.”

“What?” She chuckles. Glad she finds this amusing when I can feel every pulse of my heart in my nose and eyes.

“Yeah. He said he heard you talking about it last night.”

“Oh! Ha!” She laughs again, louder this time. “Yeah, I was telling Lexi about my dream.”

“Awesome.” I murmur. “Well, I’m going to be a little longer because your brother broke my nose, punching me in the face to defend your honor.” She gasps.

“Nico! What the hell is wrong with you!” 

“I.. I’m sorry! I thought…”

“Does that sound like Timo? God he can’t even go two day without trying to get his hands in my pants, even 8 months pregnant! He’s obsessed with me!”

“Well, I don’t know! All I heard was what you said when I was walking down the stairs!” 

“I turned to you and smiled to greet you! You think I would smile if that was real! No! I’d be screaming and running after Timo with a knife.”

“Wait what…” I say with concern.

“Baby, you cheat on me, I will cut you.” 

“What family did I marry into?” I mutter, looking at my brother-in-law who’s face is twisted into embarrassment. “Alright, we will talk more about that when I get home.” I tell my wife. “ I love you.” 

“I love you. I’m so sorry babe.”

“Not your fault.” I mutter directing my stare at Nico.

“I’m sorry.” He says when I get off the phone. He holds his hands up in a truce. “I… Yeah.”

“You think I’d do that to her?” Nico shakes his head no immediately. “She is my entire world. Our babies too.” 

“I know. I’m really sorry. I’ll grab Ryan.” He murmurs of the assistant athletic trainer who is still in the building.

I pull the towel away, looking at the massive clot on the white fabric. I scrunch my nose, then wiggle it a bit side to side. It probably isn’t actually broken, but I’m going to be sporting a black eye or two. Ryan concurs when he gives me a once over, but says it will be clearer tomorrow once some swelling goes down. He plugs my nose and gives me an ice pack to keep on my face for the ride home.

“At least Em likes you with a broken nose” Nico laughs, trying to ease the tension as he drives me home. I am leaning my head back, eyes closed, icing my face as he hits the freeway. A headache is beginning to pound against my forehead.

“She wasn’t with me last time someone broke my nose.”

“Oh yeah… Guess I forget with how much she always kisses your scars.” I smile, a soft laugh bouncing my shoulders.

“Yeah, she makes Lee do it now too.” 

“So in a way, you should thank me. Now, you’ll get more kisses from your babies.”

“I will absolutely not be doing that…. Asshole.”

[writert1me]

Featuring:

Eyeless jack

Ticci Toby

Jeff the killer

And jane!!:3

**Ticci Toby**

-

* he def is a virgin but he knows what he’s doing:3

* because he can’t feel pain and doesn’t understand a lot he probs goes really hard but occasionally asks if your okay!:)

* he’s kinky. He ABSOLUTELY loves putting a loading gun to your chin and watch you shake in fear while he fucks the living hell out of you<:stare:1115138417316073503>

* he’s a switch!:) and when I say a switch he leans to being more dom but when he is submissive he LOVES being praised for taking anything so well

* toys. This man LOVES TOYS. But he does not like it when you be cumming on them toys💀 bros offended and gets mad that it wasn’t because ofhim instead

* HE LOVES to degrade you but he never goes to far when degrading you!:3

- that’s it for now😲

* Something that turns him on:

* When you wear tight clothes he just LOVES seeing every part of you<3 even if your chubby in fact bro loves chubby people sm😭 he adores them

Aftercare: runs you a bath and cuddles with you in the bath and then gets out before you and then gets you chocolate and stuff and a bouquet of your fav flowers when you are asleep in bed

**Jeff the killer**

* just like Toby he loves when you shake in fear from when he holds a knife to your neck!

* he is def a huge top but sometimes he can get a lil submissive JUST A LITTLE. Bro whimpers tho prove me wrong

* if you ride him you can probably hear faint whimpers🤭 he a lil sensitive

* He likes to carve his name into your thigh and likes to mark your neck in visible places

* DEADASS HE IS SO POSSESSIVE LIKE INCREDIBLY POSSESSIVE IF HE THINKS YOUR CHEATING BROS GONNA DESTROY YOUR INSIDES💀 even then he would do it for the fun of it:3

* impregnating you? He loves the thought of it ngl

* Something that turns him on:

* Blood. Literally he gets so worked up when your in pleasurable pain:)

* Something he has probably say:

"quiet down, baby. i don't want to have to fuck up your pretty little face."

Aftercare: he will def change your clothes then change his and replace bedsheets and stuff and lay down while you wear one of his hopefully clean hoodies and praise you for how well you took him!

-

**jane**

( Jane my fav lesbian:3)

* she def loves to eat you out😍

* Kind of a soft dom? She def loves to praise you and is quite easy going unless she’s jealous then she will overstimulate you for hours<3

* She often says stuff like ‘my beautiful princess..’ stuff like that

* She checks in on you a lot! She couldn’t bare the thought of hurting you ( unless jealous😍😍)

* turn ons

* Seeing you in any of her clothes!!:3 she finds it adorable<3

Aftercare: she def runs you a bath and lays there with you massaging your head telling you how beautiful and perfect you are and when your out of the bath she lays and cuddles in bed with you playing with your hair and when you wake up she makes you food and gets you everything you need but don’t forget to give her lots of love as well!!

-

**eyeless jack**

* BRO IS GIANT 😍😍😍

* he def is a lil sensitive at times

* Loves to bury his face in your neck and mark you!:)

* When fucking he def pins you down and talks abt how he’s gonna breed you💀…

* He goes absolutely feral when he sees you wearing any of his stuff or even his cologne

* Honestly. He’s super dominant and loves to be dom:)

* 3-9 tongues. That’s all I got to say

* THIS MAN LOVES THIGHS AND BOOBS SM💀 he will bite and leave bruises all over your thighs

* Loves to choke you ( not in a bad way) ngl

* He gets so damn hard when eating you out💯

Turn ons

Blood. If bro smells your blood( like when taking your virginity ) he goes ballistic 😍

And ofc just your scent in gen!:) he just adores you a lot

Aftercare: he will probs give you his hoodie and spray his cologne all over you and lets you wear his clothes and stuff like that and then he tells you how when you wake up hes gonna have food ready for you<3

[tempestuous-cosplay]

just cuz

Ask me these probing NSFW questions ‘cuz I’m bored

SEXYTIMES EXPERIENCES

1. How many people have you had sex with?

13? somewhere around there.

2. Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?

if I try hard enough, yeah, but off the cuff, no

3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?

My first Bf, and hahahaha no. Not at all.

4. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

a close friend and i took MDMA and fucked for, like, 4 hours and it was lovely.

5. What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?

this guy i banged in collage who was just bony, small, boring, and ignored me after.

6. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

In a tent? Or the time in a church.

7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

I don't have any fun or interesting stories about that.

8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?

NOPE

9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?

around middle school or early highschool but it was very rare bc i didn't get much from it. But the first time I actually orgasmed was when I hit 22 and got on T. then jacking it became a regular thing.

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

My dad walked in right before I was about to get started. that was the worst.

QUEER SHIT

11. How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing words–busy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?

weird and complicated but friendly

12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship?

a solid 95% of my relationships have been queer. Only 1 wasn't.

13. Have you ever been in a straight relationship?

Just one. Gross

14. How and when did you realise you weren’t straight?

the moment i knew it was something that was possible. so very early.

15. Are you out to everyone you know?

p much

16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?

I don't really date. But I made my friends through cosplay and then by meeting their friends and it just keeps going.

17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?

They always knew. I never really "Came out". I have p chill parents

18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?

Duh. I've slept with a number of them.

19. Describe your first queer kiss.

Much better than my first straight kiss.

20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?

My queer platonic partner :3

LET’S GET PHYSICAL

21. Are you happy with your body?

happier than i was and on my way to making it exactly how I want. Tho i do wish I was taller.

22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?

my eyes are very pretty

23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?

I don't do jack shit. Im lazy

24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?

Some where my tits used to be, inner thighs, and my love handles.

25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.

theyre kinda lopsided bc of how they were reattached during top surgery. the right one is super sensitive to touch and its kinda painful bc NERVE DAMAGE and the left one is totally numb

26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have an “innie” (small, tucked-in inner labia), or an “outie” (more visible/larger inner labia)?

supper innie. I, like, don't have an inner labia at all. Its WEIRD

27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when you’re turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?

Yeah bc my clit is HUGE now thanks to T. It gets HARD

28. (Penis-owners) Describe the size and shape of your penis. Are you happy with it?

its, like, an inch an a half long and really small :3. I like it

29. (Penis-owners) Have you tasted your own cum? Did you like it?

Yeah, its kinda tart

30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other?

Back when I had them, the left one was a lil bigger than the right one, but i had huge badonkers. Just MASSIVE. They were nearly perfect, but they were on me, so it was horrible.

SEXUAL FANTASY LAND

31. Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.

consensual non-consent in fiction. I don;t think i could do it IRL.

32. Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?

It fluxuates, but mostly its very fantasy.

33. Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?

The Devil from The Arcana

34. Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?

it fluxtuates, but horny daydreams are common

35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?

sometimes, yeah

36. When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?

it actually doesn't more than it does.

37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?

nah

38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?

Hozier has had more than one sex dream in my head.

39. Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?

oh sure. thats p normal.

40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.

hah, no. THats too much to type.

KINKTOWN USA

41. How do you feel about BDSM?

im fine with it

42. What’s your most unusual kink?

probably being a living sex doll

43. In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?

Im not the biggest fan of either but I would rather receiving bc im too scared of accidentally really hurting someone

44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?

Im a sub leaning switch.

45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.

got tied up in cosplay for a photoshoot.

46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?

nope but i've been called daddy

47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?

cum, blood, and spit to a small degree.

48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?

not yet tbh.

49. Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?

nah, not really

50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?

OOF!!! A good several hundred dollars. Like...... its a fairly high number.

COME FOR THE QUESTIONS, STAY FOR THE SUBHEADINGS

51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?

I have a few times!!

52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?

no, that I haven't managed.

53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?

HAH I WISH but no

54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.

Nice slow strokes on my clit like a dick with some gentle rubbing on the lips.

55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?

One is numb and one is very painful. So no.

56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?

Jacking it. I almost never cum with a partner. Sex is more for bonding than personal pleasure tbh.

57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

A few times, yeah!!

58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?

rough ish??

59. What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?

the few times ive squirted.

60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?

took until i was 22

ORAL FIXATION

61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?

YES!! Its a good mouth feel.

62. What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?

not sure yet.

63. Describe your oral sex technique.

suck and wiggle. suck and wiggle

64. Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?

theyre about the same amount of effort for me.

65. Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.

too much teeth.

66. Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.

I was..... on some drug or another, can't remember what, and bro, i mELTED

67. Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?

rarely but sometimes

68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?

not much? but its fine

69. Do you like 69ing?

never tried, not super interested

70. Can you deep-throat?

anything smaller than 6" yeah.

EVERYTHING BUTT

71. Do you like it in the butt?

yeah but it takes a lot for me to be willing to do it.

72. What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?

a phallic shaped kite handle (I was young and stupid)

73. Do you enjoy being rimmed?

sure

74. Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?

just a lil

75. Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.

I was, again, on drugs a little under a year ago and let my best friend pop that particular cherry.

76. Do you like doing stuff to other people’s butts?

im indifferent leaning on rather not.

77. (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?

nope

78. Do you own any buttplugs?

nope

79. Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?

not yet, hopefully never

80. Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?

not yet

SHARING IS CARING

All questions assume you’ve done group sex of some kind

81. Describe your most recent group sex experience.

got one coming up in about a week? but an orgy at a furry convention.

82. Have you ever had sex with more than two people at once (eg., foursome, moresome)?

sure have

83. Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?

yup, and YUP!!!

84. Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?

ehehehe yeh

85. Do you prefer to arrange group sex beforehand, or allow it to happen organically?

both are fine!

86. Have you ever felt left out during group sex?

nah, im too sexy for that

87. Have you ever done a gangbang (ie., lots of people have sex with one person, but not each other)?

not yet but i WANNA

88. Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?

not yet :O,,,, WAIT!!! YEAH I HAVE!!!!

89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?

not yet but god I wanna

90. Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?

not yet

**BONUS DARES**

100. Send me $500.

[anoddconstellationofthoughts]

so. here we go again folks. sit down and strap in tight.

geraskier fic

jaskier is a massage therapist

geralt is an mma fighter and constantly gets Broken

so he and jaskier become friends through that

and soon geralt is coming to see jaskier even when he’s not hurt

and they both grow crushes n start to fall whatever it’s cute

but then a fight goes wrong

like really wrong

geralt’s in the hospital

jaskier’s just a massage therapist, not his bf, not family, not even an official pt. he has no claim on geralt. he can’t go see him.

geralt has only ciri (she’s probably 18/19 in this fic, just for convenience), and she’s heard about jaskier, but never met him. she, therefore, can’t sign to let jaskier in.

geralt’s in something of a medically induced coma, to keep his brain in shut down mode while it tries to heal. idk how body work.

yennefer is geralt’s manager/pr person, and jaskier’s “friend” she knows ciri and therefore is able to get updates on how he’s doing. she passes them along to jask and he hangs on her every word.

three days short of a month, the doctors deem geralt safe enough to bring out of the coma. he doesn’t wake up right away, bc, yknow, coma and sleeping, but when he does, he’s alright.

except he’s not alright.

because he doesn’t remember jaskier. or yennefer. or anyone else. the only person he remembers is ciri, and even then, he sometimes calls her pavetta. he’s never done that before.

jaskier is heartbroken. HEARTBROKEN.

but hey, maybe, yknow, this could give him a chance. 

geralt’s finally down and out from fighting, ciri and yennefer will make sure of that. vesemir and the wolves (geralt’s trainer/fight bro buddies) will too.

so maybe, now, jaskier and geralt can actually get to know each other, instead of small talk while one rubs oil and wishes into the others’ scarred and knotted flesh.

and it works.

geralt begins to remember people. slowly, but he does.

he makes references he should have forgotten about, is able to recognize and name fighting moves and techniques, can list yennefer and ciri’s exes and everything he hated about them then and continues to hate now.

there’s not much for him to remember about jaskier. they never really got to know each other anyway.

but they get to begin anew.

jaskier learns that geralt has a horse, named roach, who’s his pride and joy. geralt learns that jaskier is allergic to peanuts, but has done the “shove in a reeses and stab with the epi pen” move at least twice.

they both learn that neither of them likes to talk about their parents or their past.

geralt eventually Remembers most things. there are still holes and gaps and such, as there always will be. brain trauma really fucks with you.

geralt discovers he likes french toast, which yennefer and ciri both SWEAR he hated with a passion before the injury. jaskier only smiles and looks up recipes.

(he’s a shit cook, but that’s okay. they’ll find that out together, at a later date.)

so geralt got discharged from the hospital a week or two after he woke up, as his body had healed, only his mind had not. he goes go see a therapist (triss, probably) who he doesn’t fully trust, but she knows yennefer and has good reviews on RateYourShrink.com. so he goes with it

she, of course, unearths some deep seated trauma.

geralt knows that since she’s his therapist, he should talk about the trauma w her, but he also wants to do it w someone he also Actually cares about.

since the injury, vesemir and the wolves have grown distant. geralt guesses it’s due to guilt. they’re all still fighting. he’s the odd one out.

ciri is his daughter. absolutely not.

he and yennefer don’t quite have that kind of relationship. they talk about feelings, sure, but the feelings they talk about are mostly “i’d like to burn down a building but i can’t” or “i wanna stick my dick in it” or “i think that perhaps one of us is misreading the situation here.”

they don’t really talk along the lines of “i don’t know who i am anymore. i don’t like what i went through to get here. i don’t know if i like who i am.”

it’s a conversation they absolutely should have, as the two of them specifically would be very good at it, but they don’t. that’s just not where they’re at right now.

so jaskier it is.

jaskier sits quietly and listens and holds geralt’s hand and head and body while he cries. 

sometimes, just so geralt doesn’t feel weird about it, jaskier unloads a little too. he talks about his love for music that his parents forced him to abandon for A Real Career. tells geralt about the scars his father left, both mental and physical. about his mother’s blind eye and slow descent into drug related madness. about his sisters abandoning him in their haste to get away from their parents and leave the house.

geralt nods. he knows what it’s like to be abandoned.

through their mutual trauma, they bond. jaskier tells geralt he isn’t sure he knew him all that well before the accident, but he’s very much in love with the person he is now.

geralt absolutely does not cry at that. no way. ciri buy more kleenex, please. yes, the ones with lotion.

(he has a sensitive nose)

jaskier moves into geralt’s huge mma money fighter mansion. yennefer (who doesn’t live in the house but might as well start paying the mortgage) threatens him with bodily harm if he hurts geralt. ciri only narrows her eyes and makes no attempt to hide the knife strapped to her thigh.

they’re happy.

jaskier adopts a dog, a lil jack russel terrier who has the personality of a million year old rabbit on crack cocaine. geralt pretends to be annoyed by him, but jaskier walks in on geralt napping with the dog curled on his chest far too many times to believe it.

he takes up music again. relearns how to play the lute and the guitar and the ukulele and the piano. the house is almost always filled with music.

they’re really happy.

geralt remembers little pieces more and more every day. and sure, he’ll never remember everything. but that’s alright. he doesn’t need to.

he has everything he needs right here.

[alwaysmarais98]

Something Different | Chapter 6 (Never Know) | Jonah Marais

A/N: HEELLLOOO EVERYONE!!!!

Ahh here we are already at Chapter 6. Thank you for all the likes, comments and reblogs on this series I’m having so much fun and appreciate it all such a lot!! Please keep leaving me feedback and tell me what you thought of it!! Now enjoy Chapter 6. I think it’s one of my favourites so far!!!!

Here is also the link to my masterlist and to all the other chapters: MASTERLIST

Summary: You are Daniel’s best friend and go to one of his concerts. You meet Jonah and let’s say the feelings are directly mutual. Every chapter of this series will also be inspired by one of their songs. I chose ‘Never Know’ because it fits the best in my opinion also not completely. It was hard to find one but it is inspired by it sooo HAVE FUN!!

Wordcount: 2.3k 

Jonah stares at you as it feels like ages to him waiting for an answer to a question that was so important to him to ask. Normally he wouldn’t have done it this formal but he wanted to make things between the two of you clear.

“Yes Jonah, yes of course. I’d love to”, you finally say making his smile grow the widest you’ve ever seen on him. You lean over wrapping your arms around his neck while he sneaks his around your waist burying his face in your neck.

“Thought you were gonna say no now”, he mumbles into your hair making you giggle, “how could I ever say no you. I just didn’t expect you to ask me. It was so cute though”. “Yes, I just wanted to make it official so things between us don’t get confusing. You make me already the happiest my love, you have no idea”, he whispers before pressing his lips onto yours kissing you even softer than the first time.

You can’t help but smile widely before reciprocating his kiss. You cup his cheeks gently caressing them with your thumbs while he draws small circles into your waist.

“Mm let’s eat that pizza now, I’m hungry”, you say pulling back slightly. His cheeks are a little flushed and Jonah opens his eyes agreeing with you, “me too yeah, we can continue this later then”, he smirks before opening the pizza box.

You sit next to him, head against his shoulder while both of your legs are covered in the extra blanket he brought along. “You really thought of everything. I also love the fairy lights, what a cute idea”, you smile grabbing another slice.

Jonah wipes his mouth swallowing down the bite he just took, “Thank you and maybe I got myself a little inspiration and advice how to make a picnic at the beach even more romantic. But I really wanted to show that place to you. It’s one of my favourites here in LA. It’s always so quiet here.”

You nod your head looking over to the water, “it is yeah. Far away from all the noise and thousands of people in the city.” You lean your head against Jonah’s strong upper arm while he eats he last slice. After finishing he pulls you onto his lap to have you even closer. He tucks your hair behind your ear then leans down kissing your collar bone gently.

“You really have the softest skin”, he mumbles against your neck making you giggle as it tickles, “mm and you haven’t even touched all of it yet”, you whisper. You could feel his smirk as he slides his hands under your shirt but stops at your sides making you shiver. His fingers feel warm against your waist but it still gives you goose bumps over your entire body.

“How spontaneous are you babe?”, he asks out of nowhere making you lift your head. You already love all the nicknames he gives you. “Quite a lot I’d normally say but depends”, you giggle as he easily lifts you off his lap

“Well then”, Jonah smirks and unzips his jeans. Your eyes widen some as you watch him, “okay woah what are you up to Marais? We won’t have our first time together all spontaneous here on the beach now”, you laugh and place your hand over his to stop his fingers. Jonah chuckles some, “As much as I love your dirty mind and your hand on my crotch but who said something about having sex now?”, he smirks at you making your hand jerk away blushing as you realise where you had placed it.

Jonah smiles shaking his head. “You are the cutest, you know? But actually, I thought we could go for a swim now. The water looks way too beautiful to resist” he grins at you. He already pulls his jeans down his long legs then slips off his shirt. Jonah looks over at you, “You wanna join?”

You can’t help but laugh then take off your shirt and pants as well. Jonah reaches his hand helping you up. You walk down the beach together, your feet hitting the cold sand.

“We won’t swim out too far, no worries”, he assures you feeling how tightly you grip his arm when you enter the water. It is more than freezing cold and you could feel your nipples harden under the thin lace fabric of your bralette.

Jonah would lie if he’d say he didn’t notice but keeps his mouth shut about it. He doesn’t want to rush things tonight and make you maybe regret something. He wants to take his time with you and wait till you give enough signs so he knows when he can take it a step further.

“Are you okay? Too cold?”, he asks seeing how you wrap your arms around your middle. “I’m fine just need to get used to it. How do you walk in so easily?”, you giggle at him as he doesn’t even show a reaction to the coldness, there isn’t even one goose bump on his body.

He laughs some, “Well asking you out robbed all my nerves already tonight. That water is half as bad”, he grins and pulls you against his side while you go in deeper. He makes sure to stay there where you can still stand and slings his arms around you.

“It’s so beautiful out here. It really feels like we are where the stars touch the ocean”, you whisper making Jonah smile, “how poetic”, he chuckles. You laugh and poke his chest, “stop teasing me always. You are way cheesier than me anyways”. “There’s something true about that”, he grins when you lean on your tip toes under water.

You kiss him soft supporting yourself at his upper biceps. Jonah bends more down so you have better access to his lips, one of his hands cradles the back of your head playing with your damp hair while the other one rests on your left hip. You deepen the kiss and when you part your lips he gently slides his tongue into your mouth massaging it against yours.

“Let’s get back out, it’s getting too cold now”, you mumble and pull back slightly. Jonah’s eyes flutter open and he nods. He easily grabs your legs lifting you up bridal style making you squeal as his movements are so fast. “Not gonna let you drop baby”, he says amused and carries you back to the beach. He sets you down on the blanket then wraps the two of you in the other one to dry off some.

“I think I got a hoodie in my car. I will get it for you so you won’t be cold”, he rubs over your bare thighs to warm you up a little. After you both dried off Jonah walks to his car as he keeps a gym bag there with some fresh clothes. He takes off his still wet boxers exchanging them with sweatpants. He grabs a hoodie for you as it would be long enough to wear as a dress.

“I don’t have any bottoms for you. Are your panties dry already?” he asks kneeling down next you again. You have already packed all the stuff together nodding your head, “yeah it’s fine just my bra isn’t yet. Thank you”, you peck his cheek then get up. You walk a few metres away turning your back to him while you take off your bralette then slip his hoodie over your head. It’s so oversized on you that it hits your mid-thighs. Jonah’s eyes light up as he sees you in it while he folds he blankets, “You look so cute in my clothes. I could really get used to this sight.”

On your way back home Jonah rests his hand the entire time on your thigh. You already know he is that kind of guy who loves to show that you are his and that he’d raise the PDA if there would be another guy looking at you for a few seconds too long.

It is almost midnight as you arrive at the house again. “The others are for sure still awake”, Jonah says you step out the car. You walk inside the door not seeing that Jack and Daniel do a live stream on the Why Don’t We Instagram account.

“I will go for a shower okay”, you tell your boyfriend pressing a kiss on his cheek which is clearly visible in the back of the live. Neither you, him or the other two guys notice just as the comments go crazy from one second to another Daniel turns around widening his eyes. Jonah walks over still shirtless as you went upstairs to the bathroom already.

“What are you two doing?” he asks looking confused at his friend’s shocked face. Jack quickly grabs the phone walking into the backyard with it to continue the stream there. “I think Y/N and you were live on Instagram… how she kissed your cheek” Daniel says.

“Don’t fuck around with me now bro”, Jonah response but runs his fingers through his hair, “we were back at the door. How should they have seen that? Why didn’t you warn us?” he asks panicking slightly. That definitely wasn’t the way he wanted fans to find out and for sure not so early into the relationship. He is scared of the reaction as he also doesn’t know how you will handle all the hate. He didn’t expect to discuss that topic so early.

“How should I know you two just walk in here half dressed and all touchy. I just noticed how the comments went crazy from one second to another then I saw you”, Daniel ruffles his hair some, “don’t say anything now to her… you had a great time together?” he asks and Jonah nods smiling a little, “yeah it was amazing, she is amazing. I’m so happy I got to meet her. I owe this all to you. I will talk to her about it tomorrow morning. I don’t wanna kill the mood now.” With that being said Jonah walks upstairs into his bedroom to wait there for you. He plays with his fingers nervously trying to stay away from his phone. He wasn’t ready to deal with the fans at the moment.

You decided to stay the night in Jonah’s room and it was a beautiful night. You weren’t awake for too long as you both have been quite exhausted but you talked a lot about childhood and were you both grew up. You fell asleep in his arms around 1 am and that’s exactly the same place you wake up the next morning.

Your head lays on his broad chest, one of you legs rests over his hips. His arm is slung around your side holding you. You didn’t sleep this peaceful in a really long time.

You’re awake before Jonah making you grab your phone, he looks so cute while sleeping that you don’t want to bother him. First you check your messages then you notice the huge number at the Instagram icon making you furrow your brows. You had just about 2000 followers which are mostly friends and people you know just a few fans who saw you on Daniel’s page but not a lot. You log into the app and widen your eyes seeing all the notifications.

“What the hell”, you mumble under your breath seeing how many followers you have gained, the tons of comments and likes. You look through the things you are tagged in and almost couldn’t believe it as you see the live from the night before. The fans zoomed in the back at Jonah and you, took lots of screenshots and shared it all over the internet. There it is, a video of you kissing your boyfriend’s cheek in nothing but his hoodie and all that after just one day of dating him. You knew it would be hard to handle all the fans but you didn’t expect it to happen so quickly.

Nobody mentioned your name in the video but those fangirls did a great research already. You look through a few of their pages as they already found out who you are, that you are Daniel’s best friend, where you live and to what college you go to. You keep scrolling through your tags then decide to take a look at your pictures and the comments. Bad idea.

You tap on one starting to read what people wrote under it. You always thought you couldn’t care less what other people had to say about you but some of the comments hit you quite hard. You feel some tears burn into your eyes as you are just so overwhelmed by this whole situation.

Look at her ugly smile.

Get your hands off my man, bitch.

He is mine!!

You are so ugly, I think I’m gonna throw up.

Fuck off!

Go kill yourself and leave our Jonah alone. He is better without you!

Your thighs are so fat. Better go and starve yourself.

You aren’t even worth a fuck!

You are so into scrolling through all that hate that you don’t even notice Jonah’s waking up next you. “Baby what’s wrong?” he asks seeing your tears. He sits up quickly and tries to take a look on your phone. He forgot for a second that he knows it indeed but Jonah didn’t expect you to see it so early. His plan was to talk to you first about it then look at it together. Well, too late now.

“What’s wrong? Your fans are. That’s what’s wrong!”, you say a bit too loud. You don’t even mean to hiss at him but your feelings just overcame you in that moment. You sigh throwing your phone on the bed before hiding your face in your hands. 

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Just Friends ~ Cat's Out Of The Bag (part 76)

A/N: this is the second to last chapter whooooop. Idk how I feel about the last scene, but it'll do.

Harper White is best friends with Luke Hemmings, they always have been. Not only is she  friends with the rockstar, but with the rest of 5 Seconds Of Summer, as well as a really nice girl named Erika.

Harper has a few secrets, she can play all the instruments the boys play and many more. It's a talent she has kept hidden, only very few people know.

What will happen to the six teens, wondering around the world together?

***

Scrolling through my Twitter timeline on my laptop as I rest my head on top of Luke's stomach, enjoying the half-hearted head massage from him.

"This is the first time I'm going on Instagam since we got together." Luke states.

"If you don't stop doing that, I'm going to punch you." I reply. "Plus we've only been dating for a few hours."

"Best few hours of my day?" He says but it comes out as a question.

"Hm." I grunt, going back to my laptop. "Hey!" I whine when he pushes the screen down.

"I wanna cuddle." He mumbles.

"Cuddle your pillow."

"But it's not warm like you."

"Put a hot water bottle in it then." I tell him, look in up at him.

"Harper." He throws a tantrum like a little boy.

"But I'm so comfy." I pout.

"Be comfy with me up here."

"Fine." I exaggerate a sigh, and sit up, laying down next to him. "You have to give me tickles though." I request, putting my arm out on top of his stomach.

He huffs, looking at me in disapproval but trails his fingertips up my arm. I smile smugly, pressing a kiss on his clothed shoulder, as I play with his fingers.

"This is nice." Luke comments after some time.

"Yeah?" I raise an eyebrow, tilting my head to look up at him.

"Mm," he hums, "lazy is nice."

"Excuse you, I've been building a plan on how to kill someone without anyone knowing."

"And how does that plan go?" He asks intrigued but slightly amused.

"Well, I'd probably take them somewhere cold, then I could stab them with an icicle so the evidence of that is gone." I begin.

"Then what would you do with the body?" Luke questions, intertwining our hands.

"Feed it to a polar bear, or just leave it there, because something will eat it." I answer, looking up at the ceiling.

"Right..." he trails off. "What about when you go back home, won't their family ask you what happened to so and so?"

"Well I hadn't got that far yet, but I've got a couple options." I tell him.

"Go on." He laughs,

"Pick someone who doesn't have any family, go off the grid for the rest of my life and hope I appear on Buzzfeed Unsolved."

"Is that your dream? To appear on Buzzfeed Unsolved?"

"Infuriating the whole world because they have no idea what actually happened, can you think of anything better?" I reply.

"Would you kill me right now if you could?" Luke proposes.

"Do I get away with it?" I ask.

"I'll tell after you decide what you would do."

"Honestly?"

"Yep."

"I'd kill you."

"What? Why?" He asks, severely offended.

"You get kinda annoying sometimes." I shrug.

"You absolutely do not get away with it, you spend the rest of your life in prison."

"Solitary confinement?"

"Yes."

"Good."

"I could throw you out the window right now." He huffs, and I roll on top of him.

"Go on then, pretty boy." I smirk, pressing a feather like kiss on the corner of his mouth.

"I would, but I think you're a little heavy for me to lift." He sheepishly says, and I feign a gasp.

"Now that's just rude." I reply, slightly pouty.

"Saying you'd kill me is rude as well." He tells me, poking my nose, which I try to bite.

"You win some you lose some." I shrug.

"I'd say I've won today." He smirks and closes the gap between us, burying his fingers in my hair.

After some time of lazily kissing, there's a knock at the door which makes both of us spring apart.

"You guys better not be naked in there." The voice of Calum Hood speaks up.

"Why would we be naked?" I question and the door opens, in comes Calum, Ashton, Michael, Erika and Maddie.

"I don't know what you do when we're not here." He shrugs, sitting on Luke's desk chair.

"So you assume we have sex?" Luke raises an eyebrow.

"Last time you two left alone you did." Michael remarks.

"Fuck you." I groan.

"Nah, that's Luke's job."

"Oh my god." I groan in annoyance but it ends in laughter.

"What are you guys doing here anyway? It's like 6 P.M.." Luke questions.

"We were bored." Erika shrugs.

"So you decided to come here?" Luke asks.

"Originally we were going to go to Harper's but then we saw her car here." Ashton explains.

"Great!" I sarcastically reply.

"Feeling the love as always, Harper." Ashton smiles.

"You know it, Irwin." I stick my tongue out.

"Should we go downstairs as there's more space down there?" Luke offers.

"Yeah." Maddie nods, and soon they all pour out.

"Guess we're back to this again." I say as Luke holds his hand out to help me get up.

"What?"

"Sneaking around." I answer, placing my arms on his shoulders, fiddling with the hair on the back of his head, making him wrap an arm around my waist.

"Ah, back to the good old days." He jokes, pressing his forehead against mine.

"Shut up." I laugh.

"Can't deny that I don't like the thrill of sneaking around." Luke says.

"Yeah?" I inquire as he nudges my lip with his.

"Mhm, the fact that we could get caught any moment now." He mumbles, grazing his lips against my jawline.

"And then the secret is out." He whispers, biting my lip.

"Can't have that," I tell him, going for an open mouth kiss and he hums in agreement. I take his tongue between my lips and flick my tongue against it, provoking a moan from him,

"Are you guys coming or what?" Someone asks from the bottom of the stairs.

"Yeah." I reply, pulling away from him with a smirk, leaving him hot and bothered

***

"I'm going to miss you guys." Ashton sighs.

"Cool story, bro." I mumble, not taking my eyes away from my screen.

"Stop running from your feelings, Harper." He tells me, flicking my arm.

"Ow." I whine, lifting my head up from his shoulder.

Some time has passed, Luke's family invited everyone to stay for dinner and we're now all waiting for dinner to be served. I did offer to help, but Liz ushered me out of the kitchen.

"It's going to be weird not seeing you guys everyday." Maddie says.

"Yeah, but we'll get used to it soon enough." Calum reassures.

"Be right back." I mumble, getting up and going upstairs to get my laptop.

Trotting down the stairs back into the lounge, I place my laptop on the coffee table, sitting on the floor by Luke and Michael.

"We should throw a party for you guys when you leave." Erika comments.

"Because you're happy we're gone or as a nice send off?" Luke questions.

"Both." Maddie answers.

"Maddie you just like getting drunk." Michael states.

"It's not as fun getting drunk on my own." She sighs.

"And you like organizing things, lists, and decorating." I add.

"Don't forget being a psycho." Calum chimes in.

"And unnecessarily mean." Luke says sitting up, picking up a bunch of my hair to twirl around his finger.

"At least I'm not unnecessarily obvious about my feelings." She remarks.

"That doesn't even make sense." He replies.

"Hm." She hums.

"Dinner!" Liz calls from the kitchen, and I hear plates being placed onto the table.

Everyone gets up, making their way to the dining room. I hold my hand out for Luke to help me up, and he intertwines our fingers before he pulls me up.

"Thanks." I mumble, beginning to walk with the others before Luke pulls me back with my hand.

"Where do you think your going?" He raises an eyebrow, tucking me impossibly close against him.

"To see my first and only love." I reply. "Food."

"Um, that's incorrect." He comments.

"It is?" I ask.

"Yeah, and you know it." He answers, kissing my lips briefly. "Now let's go see my competition." Luke teases, pulling me along by our hands to join everyone else.

Pulling my chair out, I sit down, Luke sitting in the chair next to me, sparking up a conversation with a mixture of people. Glancing across the table, I notice Erika and Calum staring at me.

I raise an eyebrow as a silent question, and Calum looks between Luke and I. I shrug, trying to steer the silent conversation away and pick my cutlery up, beginning to talk with some people.

"You're going back to England soon?" Jack questions from beside me.

"Yeah, next week." I nod.

"Are you going to miss me?" He coos.

"I barely see you." I deadpan.

"Speaking of which, you never texted me back."

"Because you only send me pictures of your dog." I reply, amused.

"I want everyone to see him, he's worth the look, you just don't understand dogs." He exclaims.

"I've had dogs before and I just prefer cats."

"You would say that."

"As always, lovely to talk to you Jack." I smile.

***

Putting my napkin on the table, finishing my meal as I'm so full that I just want to lay down and sleep for 48 hours.

Sitting back in my chair, against Luke's arm that is draped over the back of my chair.

"You okay?" Luke asks, facing me as he drifts away from his conversation, brushing his fingertips against my arm.

"Yeah." I nod, dropping my head against his shoulder briefly.

"You tired?" He questions.

"Little bit, guess someone never did let me sleep this afternoon." I answer, having to talk in his ear as everyone is talking so it's quite noisy.

"If someone else heard that, they'd think it was a very different scenario." He chuckles.

"Shame it wasn't, huh?" I tease, with a small smile, making him raise an eyebrow.

"Yeah it was." He replies.

"Maybe next time, Hemming." I smirk.

"I'll hold you to that." He winks.

"Didn't doubt that for a second." I tell him, giving him a look.

"Do you know what could happen in seconds?" He asks.

"What?" I ask, then feel him place his hand on my thigh, slowly travelling upwards. "Um that's rude, I last way longer than you."

"Really, do you remember that weekend your parents were away?" He smirks, stopping his hand on my upper thigh, and my eyes widen slightly at the memory.

"That was one time." I exclaim and he gives me a look. "Okay twice!"

"Exactly." He mumbles into my ear.

"Okay Hemmings, do you remember every time we've ever done it?" I ask and he laughs.

"Nope."

"How about that time when I snuck over to your house that summer?" I remind him.

"That was only because I hadn't seen you for a while." He claims, getting defensive.

"You saw me like 2 days prior." I explain.

"Who can even remember that far back anyway?" He shrugs. "Time doesn't really exist, that's just kinda how the world works."

"Sure, Hemmings." I laugh.

"Real talk for a second though." Luke says.

"Yeah." I look up at him.

"When are we going to tell everyone about us?" He asks and I naturally look over the table at our friends, who seem to be in a conversation with everyone.

"When do you want to?"

"Sooner rather than later."

"Whenever it is, do not do it tonight because I will leave you." I warn.

"Nah, I couldn't do that to just yet, I'd like to keep you around a little bit longer." He smirks, tucking a some stray pieces of hair behind my ear.

"Just a little bit?" I raise an eyebrow.

"Yeah, get bored of you otherwise."

"Funny you've never said that in our 19 year long relationship."

"You know I wish we weren't around all these people so I could shut you up by kissing you." Luke states.

"Shame, you'll have to wait a little bit longer, lover boy." I drawl.

"We could just start making out and that way everyone will find out." He suggests.

"What like last time when the boys and Erika walked in on us?" I laugh.

"It worked didn't it?"

"Not to be dramatic or anything but I'd rather die than start making out in front of your family."

"Love my dramatic little baby." He laughs.

"Do you guys want pudding?" Liz interrupts us, as she puts a hand on Luke's chair.

"Not for me thanks." I decline.

"What even is for pudding?" Luke asks.

"Trifle."

"Uh, sure." He nods.

***

"Hey." I smile at Ashton as he opens the door.

"Hello!" He greets, closing the door, following me into the kitchen.

"Hey guys." I wave, walking through the doorway as a series of greetings go around the room.

"So what's going on?" I ask, situating myself beside Luke leaning on the work top.

"Nothing interesting, Maddie is thinking about getting a new car." Calum sighs.

"Wow, we really need to get lives." Michael says.

"Speak for yourself, the car I'm looking at is super cool." Maddie claims.

"Let me rephrase it, you need to get a life."

"It's weird when you're at this point because everything is booked, you're just stuck waiting around for a week." I point out.

"Can't relate." Erika speaks up.

"Uh, uni?" Luke reminds her.

"Oh yeah."

"It's going to be so good getting away from the heat." I say.

"Lucky you." Erika replies.

"Let's go up to my room." Ashton suggests.

"'Kay." Calum mutters, following his best friend down the hallway.

"Hey." I say to Luke once everyone leaves the room.

"Hi, I missed you." He smiles, placing his hand on my neck.

"You saw me yesterday."

"Exactly." He says before connecting our lips.

"What are you guys doi- oh shit!" We get interrupted by a familiar voice.

"Oh no." I mumble, not turning around yet.

"Yeah just checking your dental hygiene, it's all good." Luke states, then giving me a friendly pat on the shoulder, beginning to walk away.

"Not so fast."

I turn around, seeing Michael slightly wide eyed but with a growing smirk leaning against the fridge.

"So did I just ruin a moment or is this a thing now." He questions.

I look over at Luke in the doorway and he looks as speechless as me.

"Um, it's a thing now." I admit.

"Really?" He excitedly asks.

"Yeah, why are you so happy?" Luke asks.

"I don't know, you guys always seemed so happy together, and I was just waiting for you guys to wake up and realize it." He explains, making Luke and I make eye contact. "And I bet on January, so I win $50."

"You guys bet on when we'd get back together?" I question.

"Yeah, it was obv-" he cuts short when he sees the look in my eye. "I mean, yeah, it was obvious I would never do that, pfft why would I bet on something like that."

"I hate you guys." I pout.

"So how long has this been going on for?" He asks.

"Since the middle of last week." Luke answers.

"Really? I thought it would've been earlier than that."

"Why?" Luke raises an eyebrow.

"You seemed all loved up for a while." He shrugs, opening the fridge.

"We only made it official the other day, it all started on New Years." Luke fills him in.

"Ew, I just remembered we're going to see you make out every 5 minutes now." Michael groans.

"We?" I ask.

"Yeah, you're gonna tell the others now, right?"

"Um no." Luke shakes his head.

"Um why?"

"Because we just want to keep it on the down low, see if this is going to work out again." Luke explains.

"Fair enough, I guess." He shrugs. "How long do I have to hold this in for?"

"I don't know." Luke shrugs.

"Wow, helpful." He sighs.

"Just keep it to yourself for a while, I'll repay you some day." I plead.

"I'm still waiting on that $10 I gave you back in year 9, I'm not going to trust you at all." Michael says.

"Here." I huff, placing $10 on the counter and then walk over to Luke, taking his hand in mine, dragging him upstairs.

***

"Who took my last M&M?" Erika asks accusingly.

"Not me."

"Not me"

"Not me."

"Not me."

"Not me."

Everyone but me answers, and Erika looks at me expectingly.

"Oh, I don't care." I reply, going back to my phone.

"Okay, so it wasn't Harper." Erika concludes. "Calum stand up."

"Why?" He asks.

"Because I've got a suspicious feeling."

"Even if I did have it, it'd be gross as I was sitting on it."

"Just stand up!"

"No." He protests.

"This is why I don't like liars."

"Ash, tell her, I don't have it." Calum points at Erika.

"I'm so done with this group." Ashton sighs.

"Hey, I didn't do shit, name names don't put me in a group I don't belong in." Maddie unnecessarily defends herself.

"Well you belong in that group now, because you overreact to everything!" Ash exclaims.

"Erika I don't have it, stop whining." Calum says.

"I will when you stop being an ass." She responds.

Soon enough Calum and Erika are arguing over absolutely nothing, and Ashton and Maddie are following in their footsteps.

"I was the one who broke your phone." Erika confesses in the heat of their bickering.

"Yeah, well, I'm the one who changed your password when you needed to finish writing your essay but I forgot it so you went down a grade." Calum fires back.

"You bitch."

"Oh my God, you're so bossy." Ashton groans

"Someone needs to grow up here." Maddie huffs.

"For someone who is grown up, why do you still live with your parents and why didn't you confess to it being you who kicked a hole in my room?" He asks as I tune into Ashton and Maddie's arguing.

"Oh shit." I laugh with Luke.

"Hey, that wasn't all me! Michael made it a lot worse than it was originally."

"Dont bring me into this!" Michael innocently exclaims.

"When one of us goes down, you bring everyone down." She says.

Luke and I look at each in annoyance when everyone is bickering, both of their arguments joining into one as they throw around insults they don't mean at all, and confessions are being made left right and centre.

"We should get a better friend group." Luke tells me.

"Maybe we could sneak out as they're all so distracted." I suggest but I speak too soon.

"Luke and Harper are dating." Michael admits and they all go silent, Luke and I looking at each other.

"What?" Calum questions.

"Yeah, what the fuck." Erika agrees.

"Oh, is it my go?" I ask. "I stole your M&M, it was really good thanks. Luke you want to have a go?"

"Sure, Harper and I are dating again."

[luhslilbitch-blog]

One Week - (j.j.)

Warning(s): smut, cursing

[BTW: I wrote this same imagine/smut for Derek in my book, I didn’t steal it. Just reworded it to fit it for Johnson]

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“Dude, you females can’t even go fifteen minutes without running your hands all over us,“ my best friend Jack Gilinsky laughs, his head leaning back from laughing so hard.

“True that, they practically eye-fuck us every time they look in our direction,” Johnson chimes in, joining G in his fit of laughter. My face turns as red as my manicured nails, but Madison just hides her face in her hands.

“I bet you two couldn’t last one week without sex,” Gilinsky says, raising his brow at me and Mads.

“I mean, I totally could go without it. Y/N too, I mean, we women are strong as hell,” Madison begins, but Gilinksy’s laughter interrupts her.

“Yeah, Y/N can’t last a damn week. She practically begs me to bend that ass over over and fu–,” Johnson begins, but my hand slaps over his mouth.

“Jack Edward Johnson, stop! Jesus Christ,” I say loudly, my hand slowly leaving from his mouth.

“Chill, baby girl. I’m only fucking around,” he chuckles.

“Fine! Since we’re just ‘messing around’, why don’t I just tell them how I found you master–,” I said, but his hand covers my mouth.

“Okay, enough! I’m sorry,” he says, his cheeks going red. “We can totally go without your guys’ touch for a full week,” I say matter-of-factly, Madison nodding her head.

“You’re on, bitches,” the boys shoot back, Johnson biting his bottom lip. Holy shit, is this going to be hard.

“So,” Madison says, “What are the winners gonna get, hmm?” “I was thinking, maybe breakfast in bed for a whole week?” I ask, but laughter interrupts me.

“Y/N, you guys don’t even get up until like 12 in the afternoon. So how about head, everyday?” Gilinsky smirks. Jack, nods his head and high fives G.

“Okay then, what do me and Y/N get if we wins?” Madison says.

“Key word 'if’. But, the same exact thing for you guys?” G says. Mads grins at me and high fives me.

“Sounds perfect for me guys,” I say, winking at Johnson, knowing it drives him crazy. “Let the game begin girls,” he laughs mischievously. Right then, Stassie and Sammy appear and sit down with us.

“What are we talking about, guys?” Stassie asks, curiously.

“We are having a contest to see which gender can last a whole week without sex.” G says coolly, not even embarrassed.

“Winner gets head for a full week,” Johnson comments. Stassie looks at us disgusted, while Sammy just laughs engaging into deep conversation with the other boys.

It’s been five days since we started this damn contest and so far, me and Madison are still going strong. I woke up this morning from a steamy dream about Jack. My panties were soaked and I was ready to drive over to Jack’s apartment and fuck him.

We’re at In-N-Out sitting in a booth with Madison and G. Gilinsky was being very fidgety and Madison kept her hands in her lap. I guess they were both really struggling with this bet.

I slowly reached my hand onto Jack’s thigh, something I do all the time at diners. I looked up at his face, his jaw clenching every time I moved my hand higher. I slowly reached my hand farther up his thigh, his jaw clenched for a minute but then he regained his composer. I gently placed my hand on top of his crotch. Jack bit his lip and let his eyes glare into mine. I slowly palmed him through his sweats, feeling him growing hard beneath me.

“Well how have you been so long without sex, Y/N?” Madison asks, her face was flushed. I’m sure G was doing something beneath the table to her. I picked up the pace of my movements on Jack’s dick.

“I’m doing just fine, you Mads?” I say, plastering a fake smile on my face. I look up, glancing at Jack who looks like he’s about to release just then. He keeps biting his lip and his eyes are closed tightly and his head leans back onto the booth. He’s breathing heavily and I know he’s ready to let go.

“Great. Oh, ah! J-Jack, baby what about you,” she stutters out.

He smiles widely, looking innocent as ever. “Yeah, amazing actually,” he smirks at Madison.

I feel Jack’s abdomen tense up, a muffled groan leaves his soft lips as he releases.

“Woah, you aight, man?” G asks, chuckling. The booth goes quiet and our eyes are on Jack’s slouched over body.

“Y-yeah I’m g-good,” he stutters out, his face flushed and sweat droplets oh his forehead. I lace my hands into his hair, and place a quick kiss to his lips. He glares at me when we part, he leans in close to me, so close that his lips graze my earlobe.

“You’re gonna pay for that later, baby girl,“ he says and kisses down my neck.

*next day*

We all decided to meet back up today to hang out at the Jack’s apartment. We had on Scream III, but we were talking over it. I had my legs over Jack’s and was laying across the couch. There was a break in the conversation , because of a high pitched scream and everyone’s focus was on the movie, everyone but Jack’s. His hand crept up to my thigh, then to my stomach. I sucked in a sharp breath in to keep from moaning. Madison and G were laying on the floor right below us, they both turned around. Jack’s hand toyed with the hem of my panties.

“You okay, darling?” Madison asked concerned.

“Yeah, Y/N. Are you feeling alright, babe?” Jack asked biting his perfect lip, his hand was slowly circling my clit.

“I’m-” I groaned lowly, “I’m fine, I have a small h-headache, that’s a-all.” I doubt Madison bought it but I didn’t feel like being asked more questions, so I turned back to the movie. I sat up on the couch and cuddled up close to Jack’s body. I could see the smirk on his face, from the corner of my eye.

“Meet me in the kitchen, baby,” he demanded.

“Does anyone want popcorn or anything?” I ask, getting up from my spot on the couch. G and Mads said their ‘no's’ and I head to the kitchen. I turn around to see Jack quickly following behind me.

We immediately smash our lips together, hungrily. I run my hand through his soft blonde locks as he lifts my legs around his waist. I harshly grind into him, making him growl into my mouth. He lifts me up and places me on the kitchen counter, he pulls his sweatshirt off and I pull his shirt I was wearing off. His hands immediately cup my bare breasts as he leaves hickeys down my neck. His hands massage my breasts, rolling the nipples between his fingers and pressing wet kisses around them.

“I’ve missed this.” He groans out.

“You should have gave in yesterday at In-N-Out, then we could have had lots of fun, without Mads and G here.” I chuckle as I trace over his tattoos.

“I know, but I wanted to win. But, by the way I hope you know I won,” Jack deeply chuckles, placing a few kisses over my neck as he reaches my lips. He smiles and ghosts his pink lips over mine. I run my fingertips from his biceps down to his v-line. “Are we gonna keep waiting playing or…?” Jack mumbles into my neck. He drops his sweats and I can see his prominent bulge through his black Calvin Klein boxers. I lick my lips and moan at the sight. A week is too long to go without sex, when you’re dating someone so handsome. I pulled down Nike Pros and Jack pulls my matching Calvin Klein panties down. They’re something we bought together, he lets out a low groan at the sight. I smirk up at him as he grinds his clothed crotch against me. I hungrily reach my hand down to his boxers, pulling them down quickly.

His shaft springs up and hits abdomen, my mouth watering at the sight. He presses kisses on my lips as he starts to line himself up at my entrance. I bite my lip to keep from moaning, remembering that G and Mads are in the other room. He pushes in and I squeal into his neck. My nails take down his shoulder blades as I adjust to his large size. “F-fuck, Jack.” I whimper as he starts to thrust at a slow pace. He slams right into my G-spot after a few hard thrusts, making me moan again. I dig my nails deeper into his shoulders, surely leaving red marks.

“God, Y/N. I missed you, I missed this body,” he mumbles into my hair as his thrusts continue. I throw my head back and let out a loud moan as he continues. He removes himself completely, running his tip over my clit. I lean my head forward and bury my face into his neck. I feel a knot forming in the pit of my stomach. I sloppily press kisses from his neck to his jaw. His fingers are digging into my hips they’re going to leave bruises. He starts to thrust into me faster and harder than ever. I try to hold in my moans so Mads and G don’t take notice but it’s impossible, with the speed he’s going at.

“C'mon baby girl. Scream my name, princess,” Jack groaned out.

I finally let go, “ugh! Jack! I-I’m gonna cum!” I felt the waves of euphoria wash over my body harshly. I pulled myself close to Jack’s chest as I came. I clenched around him and threw my head back with a loud scream. He thrusted into me as he reached his climax, letting out profanities and my name as he came. He leaned over, panting on top of my naked body, still inside of me.

Just then we heard loud moans coming from the guest bedroom. We both immediately burst into a fit of laughter. “Well, I see they couldn’t keep their hand to themselves either?” I chuckle. Jack laughed along with me, he placed a soft kiss onto my swollen lips.

“Well, I won!” G says, bursts out of the room, shorts hanging low on his hips.

“Yo, me too,” Jack says, bro hugging G. “They just can’t handle no sex,“ he says laughing.

“It’s not our fault that you guys are so sexually talented.” Madison says. "Guess that means oral everyday for a week, honey,” Jack says grinning at me. Who could say no to such a beautiful smile?