#and i wanna. i wanna bite the alligator tail i wanna lick it & suck on it not in a weird way i just think it would feel cool on my tongue
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever felt an intense need to have something fundamentally impossible to have
#i need a fucking alligator tail#i need to be able to knock over chairs and people and i need to be able to sit on it#and i wanna. i wanna bite the alligator tail i wanna lick it & suck on it not in a weird way i just think it would feel cool on my tongue#i need to rub it and i wanna lay on it and i wanna. wag a fucking alligator tail#like at this point i would let a shady scientist conduct weird and unsafe experiments on me if i got an alligator tail out of it#if they take my spleen that’s just fair payment#sex is cool but
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