#and i still vividly remember jon being like 10 or 11 years old at the dinner table salting his steak | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

britneyshakespeare · 1 year

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Having siblings is wild cuz you just grow up w some fuckin weird kids in your house and you'll remember songs they made up about taking a dump for the rest of your life

#im not just talking about my brothers. my dad still sings HIS older brothers' taking a dump song #text post #tales from diana #you don't have to like it but it's true #jon also had this song about salting his food. bc he did it a lot as a kid #and my mom was like 'too much salt is poison you know'#and i still vividly remember jon being like 10 or 11 years old at the dinner table salting his steak #and singing like a smartass 'im mr. poison man... happy happy poison man'#do you know how often i think to myself im mr. poison man happy happy poison man?#it broke my brain chemistry. i still think it's the funniest thing ever

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