#and i say there is trick or treating 😤😤

[crusty-chronicles]

Kite As A Dad Headcannons

An: You can't make me shut up about this man 😤😤. He deserves so much love and I'm not ready for Ch 16 of Moon and Sun. Fluff, lots of fluff.

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Kite, to put it quite simply, is a great father.

He never thought he'd ever have kids of his own. He always felt he was too busy, and relationships never tended to last with his line of work. But his perspective began to change when he met you.

He was content having you in his life. One of the only constants. He was content having the boys stop by occasionally. Already treating them like his own. And a part of him thought that was the closest the two of you would ever get to having kids.

So imagine his shock when you told him you were pregnant. 

The surprise when he could see two little blimps of life inside you instead of one.

He's the type of father that when his little girl is older, doesn't mind her giving him ‘makeovers’. Who doesn't bat an eye when she starts applying splotchy eyeshadow to ‘make him pretty.’ Who lets her braid his hair and put all of her glittery clips in. Who makes sure to sit in on every tea party, tiara and all, just to see her smile.

He's the type of father who can never say no when his son asks to go on a fishing trip. Who teaches him all his favorite tricks for the perfect catch. Who listens to him rant excitedly about the trout he caught, listing off each and every fact from the top of his head. Who is more than supportive when he decides to be a hunter just like his father.

But even in the early stages he seemed to excel.

Kite is the type of dad to listen and nod his head when his two infants start babbling. Cooing a ‘mhmm’ and a ‘your’re absolutely right.’ Acting as if he really understands what they're saying. Who, when they make little grabby gestures, always seems to know what they want. Whether they just want to be held or fed, he just knows.

Who, instead of being grossed out when there's a bit of spittle on his shoulder, laughs it off instead. He'll set his little girl down to clean it off, only for his boy to drool on his boot next. Who'd rather it be that then the throw-up currently on the front of your shirt. And who, when you eye him with a mischievous smirk asking for a hug, flees while the twins giggle and laugh at the sight.

He's the type of father to beam with pride when his kids start speaking. Who, after being gone for a few weeks on an expedition, returns home to hear his two toddlers arguing in their playpen. ‘Gib me!’ from his son trying to pull the pacifier from his sister's mouth. A ‘No! Maaaa!’ from his daughter. And he's definitely the type who's heart melts when they turn around and coo ‘Dada’ at him for the first time.

He's the type of dad who absolutely adores the fact that both of his children look exactly like you. From your hair to your eyes, they were both mini copies of you. Who loves you with his whole heart, and in turn loves his kids just as much, if not more. 

He's the type of father Who tries to be around more for you and them. Who makes sure he's not gone for more than a few weeks at a time so he doesn't miss any major milestones. Who immediately steps up to help you with the twins, and who tells you to rest so you don't overwork yourself. 

Who wants to be able to give his kids everything he never had as a child. Including a home filled with warmth and love. 

Who likes to tease you after a night of intimacy by placing a hand on your tummy and whispering, “Maybe we should have just one more. But knowing our luck,we'd end up with two again.”

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This is how I cope!!!! I'm still not over MatPat 😞

[miasmaghoul]

wellll the only AU we have is dewther human!wedding AU 👀 something in that universe mayhaps . . .

u didnt say trick or treat 😤

thats okay i forgive <3

They haven't stopped talking since Aether slinked up to him at the bar, and Aether really couldn't be happier to have a good old fashioned aimless conversation. They'd discussed the basics over appetizers - where are you from, what do you do, are you single - and in the lull before the entrees are to be served Dew throws him a conspiratorial grin.

"I think we could use a treat, don't you?" Aether raises an eyebrow, but catches on real quick when Dew produces a worn mint tin. It's contents rattle, plastic on metal. "You indulge?"

"If that's what I think it is, absolutely."

"Thank fuck." Dew stretches when he stands, brushing crostini crumbs from his tie. "C'mon, there's a fire door by the bathrooms. I can rig the alarm not to go off."

Aether doesn't bother asking why, exactly, a tattoo artist has that knowledge. Especially not when he offers an elegant hand for Aether to use to stand. The edge of a tattoo pokes out from the edge of a well-tailored sleeve and it makes his belly warm.

They make it outside without incident, the sun sitting low on the horizon. They find a nice little spot at the corner of the parking lot, and in no time at all they've burned through more than half a joint.

"Good shit," Aether coughs, handing over the stubby end for Dew to finish off. His head has started to swim in the most delightful way, limbs gone heavy and skin tingly. Dew hums his assent, reddened eyes crinkled at the corners. He really is handsome, especially with the way his golden hair glimmers in the evening light. "Been a minute since I had the chance to smoke with good company."

"Sweet talker." Dew puffs out a smoke ring, snuffing out the roach and tossing it under a nearby car. He winks, and Aether gets that funny warm feeling again. "They're gonna start missin' us soon," he sighs, cracking his neck. His long, pale, incredibly kissable neck. When did Aether's mouth get so dry? "Shall we?"

Aether blinks and finds Dew standing before him, one hand in the pocket of his slacks and the other extended once more. He smiles when he takes it, lacing their fingers together without a second thought. Dew stares at their joined hands for a long moment, and Aether doesn't miss his crooked little smirk.

[xjulixred45x]

Big Bro Gojo! Reader find out about Megumi and Tsumiki. Ft Kugisaki and Itadori!

This part is pretty long!

First part for context

first of all, thanks to @shootinglove14 for giving me the idea for this adorable drabble, thanks sweetie!

Now, moving on to the topic, I think Big Bro Reader would know about Megumi's existence shortly after he has his talk with Satoru (after the breakup of KFC) and confesses that, that Touji told him that he had a son, as if He would wait for his brother to tell him what he should do. Big Bro at first, I'm not going to lie, is too angry at Touji for almost killing his little brother to think clearly, so he tells him to do what he thinks is right.

which in Satoru's mind translated to: "do what your brother would have done" and knowing that under normal circumstances Big Bro Reader would not hesitate to take in a child in need (ESPECIALLY if Big Bro already has children of his own) Satoru He decides that he will do the same.

so, he goes to get Megumi (and additionally Tsumiki), takes them with him and introduces them to his older brother as the children he had been telling them about :D (completely ignoring the fact that he warned him with, like, 5 minutes of before they arrived and that it was supposed to be just ONE SON)

but as soon as Big Bro Reader sees them, any kind of dislike towards Touji or resentment IS CRUSHED and replaced with pity when he sees how small they are, he very much regrets having thought the way he did when he saw how they lived, and begins to treat them like his normal friendly self, almost like his own children.

As Megumi and Tsumiki grow up, Big Bro reader is a very important figure in their lives, mainly because he has the tact that Satoru doesn't have, he is cuddly without being annoying, he is much more respectful, how could they not love him? especially in the case of Megumi, who tries to help him with his abandonment issues.

With Tsumiki he becomes close through things like housework, Reader is a deconstructed man, he helps his wife and Tsumiki in everything he can😤 and even teaches her some tricks that he has learned in the Gojo house (cooking, laundry, embroidery, self-defense, the man is a box of surprises).

overall Tsumiki sees her friendly personality supported by someone like Big Bro reader who is almost the same. She sees him as a great man and definitely a good example of a man, father and husband.

Megumi, as I already said, likes Big Bro Reader more in the sense that he has much more tact and respect for what others say, that already gives him many points, but he also gets attached very quickly to him because of how good he is. general that he is, but he doesn't take shit from anyone. Big Bro reader will be gentle, yes, but he can't stand disrespect and is definitely someone who can hold a grudge, can empathize with it.

but Big Bro's fatherly and uninterested attitude was definitely what made him love him so much, they can bond through things like board games, Big Bro teaches him how to be a gentleman, go out to parks together with the Divine dogs, teach them Gojo clan techniques, etc.

By the time they grow up, they see Big Bro Reader as a kind of secondary father, but if Big Bro already has children, they will be their guardians and help Reader take care of them. when Tsumiki happens, Reader is the FIRST to run to the hospital and comfort Megumi, he is the one who occasionally prepares her a homemade lunch for school, he is the one who Megumi goes to visit when she has the opportunity (aside from Tsumiki) to tell him of his day.

Big Bro reader is one of the few people (if not the only one) who feels like he will never abandon him, and gives him a genuine and warm feeling of security that he wishes he had before. He loves it very much.

Megumi becomes an unofficial part of Big Bro's family, his wife even has a guest room tailored to his tastes (and for his divine dogs), she has some of his favorite snacks in the pantry, and MY GOD, when he comes over of surprise and Reader's children are going to greet him with "welcome home Megumi-nisaaaaaan!" Megumi could DIE THERE AND DIE HAPPY.

They even leave him a space at the table (Big Bro's wife always gives him extra portions because according to her "he is very thin") and he can feel calm. simple peace of mind.

Gojo's brother is amazing.

and eventually thanks to this and being the fucking sensei's brother, he would also meet Nobara and Itadori.

Itadori would meet Big Bro reader before Nobara, he would probably even be either 1- one of the people Itadori would go on his first missions with or 2- one of the few people Gojo trusted to let him know that Yuji wasn't dead.

Let's go for both.

Itadori was VERY surprised to see the difference in attitude between his Sensei and his brother, but he still saw that Big Bro Reader was someone very respectable, even adorable! always bragging about his family and Gojo-sensei also started showing him his own photos of his nephews/nieces (Big Bro's children) and even some photos from when they were young, it was very wholesome.

I can see Big Bro joining Itadori in his movie marathons (especially after the incident with Junpei), inviting him to his house to meet his family, even staying for dinner. For Yuji everything is so...NEW, a whole family, functional and happy, how does he do it? but ends up thanking him very much for the experience (even giving him a hug that Reader gladly returns).

Itadori goes with Big bro reader if he needs more sentimental or emotional advice, since Big bro is something like his guide in that sense, his reference point for what he would like to have, and although Itadori is a walking green flag , sometimes doesn't understand certain situations, and wants to become as friendly and supportive as big bro reader.

Imagine Itadori and Megumi babysitting Big Bro reader's children! I imagine that they are half angels and half Gojo(xd) so they would have to be very careful with that. Megumi would absolutely LOVE to see children drawing pictures or talking about their family, if they draw him a picture of him, he will cry (even if it is the ugliest thing ever drawn, he will hang it on the refrigerator, NO BUTS)

Itadori stays more with Big Bro reader's wife (if she is there) and helps her with things like shopping bags and wanting to know more about the children to be a better babysitter with Megumi (although he knows them better so not much problem).

And when Big bro reader comes Back and the kids go running to give their dad the "welcome home!" Call, Itadori swears his heart MELTS.

Sensei's brother is very kind. Is what he thinks whathever the topic of Big bro is bring up.

Nobara would probably meet Big Bro after Itadori's "death", and at first she didn't think much of him (except that he dressed VERY well) until she learned that he was Gojo-Sensei's older brother. and honestly? She didn't believe it.

It couldn't be!! IT HAD TO BE A JOKE! How did someone like his sensei have someone so friendly as a brother? Or was Reader hiding his own idiotic side? It took photos from when they were young and a lot of insistence for her to finally believe that they were even related.

Definitely at first she was a little alert because of the friendly way Big Bro Reader acted, but eventually she was able to let her guard down when she realized that he wasn't planning anything shady, on the contrary, he wanted to be with them in a difficult moment like what he was doing. It was losing a partner. Nobara could respect him for that.

and he believed that he must be the proudest man in the world, because he always showed off his family, especially his children. At first Nobara found him somewhat annoying, but it didn't take long before she got on the train of enthusiasm for the achievements of Big Bro's children.

If Big Bro has a bad fashion sense, Nobara is ON A MISSION to change that, no ifs and buts. They won't go away until you at least know basic color theory.

Overall Nobara is happy to be a girl around Big Bro reader and have good mental support at this school. Sensei's brother is great.

Thank you for reading!❤️

[creatingblackcharacters]

Trick or treat + thank you for your blog + have a nice day + love your pfp and banner + I forgot to say my outfit. I am dressed as Twilight Sparkle from MLP + offering you some glitter

Oh I didn't know we were dressing up for this. Hold on-

Gotta be the baddest 😤

You have a nice day as well!

[hotchshands]

fave cm eps

* these hit different

a list of cm eps with my reactions/comments about each and the occasional pic of hotch

s1 e6: LDSK

- i’m a whore

- hands on the hips😫

- the suit, the fluffy hair, the sunglasses🥵

- him teaching spence to shoot🥺

- him being a bully to spence to get to the unsub 😓 but like it’s hot…

s1 e7: the fox

- “is this your daddy” lol yes he’s my daddy😩 (9:30)

- derek in a suit

- 😳 why gideon screaming like that (14:11)

s1 e10: the popular kids

- reid i beg you please stop putting that much sugar in your coffee😭

- derek in a suit again😩

- hotch and elle 😳 they are the reason for my bisexuality😭

s1 e16: the tribe *

- the way he pulled out his baton…🥵 (38:28)

- him without his blazer/suit jacket on!!!

- i want him to toss me around like that and throw me on a table😩

s1 e19

- happy birthday daddy🥳

- …marriage troubles 👀 👹

- lol him sitting on the plane pouting like a baby🥺 (6:30)

s1 e21

- they go to the CIA😩

- princess diana’s death was definitely not an accident… penelope’s right

s1 e22

- hotch in a pirate hat🏴‍☠️

- him & haley 🤢 THAT SHOULD BE ME😤 smh

- smily hotch tho🥺

- spence and his mom🥺

- i’m just gonna pretend that that’s me being all lovely dovey w hotch and well you know😉

- i can see his right boob😮‍💨

- not her showing up at the BAU

s2 e1

- hotch sitting like a whore… sir i will come over there and jump you😩

- he did the tie thing😩

- not spence having his mom to help them on the case😭

- spencer’s mom >>>>

s2 e2

- spence with glasses🤓

s2 e5

- hotch standing like a whore (30:10)

- elle said fuck the law

s2 e9

- emily arrives!!

s2 e10

- imagine waking up next to hotch😩

- sir-😳

s2 e12: profiler profiled

- reid being a goofball

s3 e14: damaged

- 👁👄👁

- sir-

- ooooh divorce 👀 rip

s3 e19

- i hate to say this but i feel like that blonde lawyer and hotch probably had some 🌶 but for the stake of my sanity… i’m paranoid and they did nothing together☺️

- derek calling penelope babygirl for the first time🥺

- hotch calling out some lawyer for wearing a fake rolex 😭

s4 e16: pleasure is my business*

- megan kane my love🥰

- “how am i a whore?”

s5 e6: the eyes have it

- his tan skin with that suit🥵

- his hair has finally grown a bit thank goodness

- his face is so pretty 🥺🥴

s5 e10: the slave of duty

- hotch helping jack with his tie🥺

- lol not the bau carrying haley’s coffin rip girlie

- also emily i can see your boobs😩 i’m looking respectfully

- his voice is so sexy🥵 daddy? i’m sorry daddy? 🥺

- spence’s long hair… a flop🤢

- i know he’s talking about his dead ex-wife but god damn sir😩 i beg of you

- jack looks so sad😭

s5 e22: the internet is forever

- “what did you do, join a boy band?”

s6 e6: devil’s night*

- dad!hotch

- jack is soooo cute🥺

- i wanna crave pumpkins and go trick or treating with them😭

s6 e9: into the woods

- he’s wearing his quarter-zip😩

s6 e22: out like a light

- soccer coach! hotch 🤪

- 💦💦💦💦

s7 e1: it takes a village *

- beard!hotch 🥵💦

- bark bark woof woof grrrrr 🥴

- his hair grew 😩

- him sitting in front of the chairman in court 👀

s7 e2: proof *

- cooking lessons🍝

- i wanna be mad at him but he too sexy🥴

- is it just me or did he lose weight??? he looks skinnier 👀

s7 e4: painless

- jack + hotch 🥺🥰

s7 e6: epilogue

- he looks so sudjbdjd this season🥵

- ARMS

- rolled up sleeves 🥴

- “hotch rocket” 😭 yes penelope!!!!

- please shot me sir 🥺🔫

s7 e10: the bittersweet science

- not beth🙄

- smily hotch🥺

s7 e11: true genius *

- saw a gif of hotch’s hand from this ep so i’m adding it to the list🤰

- ok but his hands!!! 😩 oh and don’t forget the rolex🥵 (8:06)

- spencer speaking at some event lol he looks so cute — oh and emily’s there too for some reason

- spence girlies come get y’all’s juice

- he’s so socially awkward… me too😔

s7 e13: snake eyes

- derek and penelope 🥰

- ok but like derek… 💦💦💦

s7e14: closing time

- smily hotch 🥺

- …beth again���

- valentine’s day!!!

- date night things

s8 e10: the lesson

- he’s so pretty🥰🥰🥰

s8 e12: zugzwang *

- the way he just pushed reid into that hallway😩 that should be me!!

s9 e5: route 66

s9 e22: fatal

- hotch with kids👀

- not that teacher having a crush on him but like i don’t blame her cause bitch me too… however imma find where she lives 👹

s10 e5: boxed in *

- 🌧🌧🌧☔️☔️

- 🎃🎃🎃🎃

s10 e13: nelson’s sparrow *

- cabin in the woods🪵

- rip the best founding father of the bau

- he looks so BIG🥵

- 🥹🥹🥹🥹

s10 e19: beyond borders *

s10 e20: a place at the table

s11 e9: internal affairs *

- hotch sitting in a chair

s11 e22: the storm

- hotch gets arrested rip

[yume-tokashi]

Happy Halloween! Fun Facts about Haruko (part 2)

I forgot that it’s Halloween and I forgot to prepare something so this is what ya’ll get.

. Haruko goes trick or treating

. They dress as a devil every year for Halloween because it’s the easiest thing to dress as for them

. Haruko once used an oujia board because Nyasuki gaslighted them into it

. Haruko has a fear of ghosts

. They once got lost while trick or treating and they were stuck in the middle of nowhere until the police found them

. Haruko always takes one piece of candy from those unsupervised trick or treating baskets that says “Take One” unlike some of you 😤

[raewritesf1]

"I want you to fuck me." says the world's biggest and most repressed virgin lol. i wonder what max's reaction is to george fucking russell asking him to sleep with him since everyone knows george is um conservative about sex. like when they were in f3, he used to walk around wearing a purity ring and pulling faces at the other omegas when they talked about their partners or sex. max knows george liked him but he assumed he would want a relationship, courting period or something like that before even thinking about that. max being like "what if george is using me for sex?" - xoxo angst anon

Hey! he knows how sex works. He did extensive research before he got his first heat 😤

I mean Max’s initial reaction is fully “I mean am I supposed to say no to this???” An attractive omega that he might or might not having feeling for climbs into his lap dressed like that and asks him to fuck him, which for George he knows was difficult, and he’s just supposed to say no??

Once he calms down and get out of horny brain he does start questioning this a whole lot more cause this is very much not George and he concerned that George feels he need to do something that he’s not comfortable with just for Max (which just upsets George to no end cause he did all of this and Max still doesn’t want him and fuck now he’s gone and made a idiot of himself)

(A very very very rough draft)

“You don’t want me.” George whispered, eye already brimming with tears. He looked away, wrapping his arms protective around himself. “Christ, I’m such a fucking idiot.”

“Hey, that’s not true there a lot I want to do to you right now.” He breathed, gently reaching out and moving George’s arm, finally allowing his eyes to slowly rake over George’s exposed body. “Trust me, it’s taking every ounce of self control for me not to bend you over this couch and fuck the living daylight out of you, princess.”

“I just,” he paused, “You don’t need to do something like this for me or anyone. I don’t want to pressure you into doing something you don’t want-

“Max,” Hands roughly cup his jaw, George’s big blue doe eyes staring into his with a renewed vigor. “Please don’t start treating me like some dainty fucking omega who doesn’t understand anything about my own body. I know what I want, and I know what I’m asking for. You did not trick me into buying this, you did not force me to wear it, and you did not pressure me to come here. If I change my mind I will tell you, but right now I want you to fuck me. Now, are you going to or I’m going to have to find someone else to?”

They both knew it was a bluff. Even with this stunt George was the last person who would willing go out and having a meaningless one night stand with some random Alpha. It was a nothing statement; a baseless challenge ment just to rile him up.

And fuck did it work.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Your tags about gone girl are so TRUE and good!!! Marta from knives out was proven again and again to be the MOST selfless and kind nurse that family ever met!! Marta is so good she LITERALLY can’t lie bc she will LITERALLY vomit from the anxiety it causes her. Like all she really did at the end was expose a greedy selfish family from abusing her kindness any further just bc she’s in a lower tax bracket than them. She kept the money that was GIVEN to her by a man who saw that it should be rewarded. Like even the ending of knives out explicitly explains that Marta is such a good and experienced nurse that she didn’t commit any crime!! Who made that image!? I just wanna talk!! 😤😤😤

Absolutely!

the thing is, I can/could try to analyse or armchair-deduce what the intent of this person was (maybe they didn't even watch Knives Out and just saw that scene with the cup at the end and decided she was some evil homewrecker girlboss?) but in the end, I can't really say what the logic is.

The fact that they chose that photo makes me believe that if they had an actual reason, it was simply that the film ends with a young woman coming out on top and, you know, actually keeping it what she earned. I personally believe that there is a certain anxiety in our culture about female success that manifests in stories where women escape their social status on their own merit. The whole Hallmark-film cliché isn't just reserved for Hallmark films - we encounter it in a lot of works, like The Devil Wears Prada and other romantic comedies, where a woman being ambitious is treated as her being cold or neglectful or selfish - and giving up all of that is the "right answer" - another really big example would be 13 Going on 30. The basic narrative a lot of these films have (many of them not so directly or crude or not as their primary focus) is that a woman chasing a career is either cold, evil, manipulative - or she's secretly unhappy and denying an aspect of herself. Another huge historic example is the "femme fatale" - born out of the anxiety of men about women taking up careers during the war, being successful, and not returning to their assigned domestic sphere all that easily.

And I'm not saying that stories about big careers being unsatisfying or career-oriented women being selfish are inherently bad or sexist - there are also many stories like that about men (but also a lot of stories where male ambition or innovativeness is seen as a good thing) - but as I said, I think there is a tendency to demonise this in female characters with very little effort to actually show why it's a bad thing - or associating viciousness, selfishness, and arrogance with success to an over-the-top, lazy degree.

So what our meme-artist might have mis-deduced for some incomprehensible, no-reading-comprehension reason: Woman in big house looking down at others holding a mug that say "my house, my rules"? = EVIL!

But that's not the kind of story that Knives Out is telling. The whole point is that Martha acted correctly and that she was a good nurse who cared about her patient - and that her patient recognised and appreciated that. And that the family was duplicitous and arrogant and looked down on Martha.

In a way, Knives Out has one of the oldest "moralities" in the world, the same you will find in a lot of old stories, fairy tales etc: Hard, diligent and honest work and decency and kindness being recognised and rewarded - and falsity, selflishness, and arrogance being recognised and - usually in a plot-twist at the end - punished (or at least, withhold the reward that the "bad" person felt sure they were going to receive on account of their false nicety or noble birth or their tricks or attempts at manipulation - and have it transferred to the person who actually put in the work and deserves it). It's straightforward. It's a tale as old as time. It's both a tale of hope and a form of social criticism. In fact, it's also something you will encounter in a lot of classic detective stories, which is what Knives Out pays hommage to.

(I also think there is a certain anxiety in mass media tropes about women actually recognising the power and invisiblity of the caretaker positions they find themselves in - and weaponising that marginalisation against society. A lot of female villains are presented as villainous or perverted caricatures of caretakers.

Nurses are even a very common example of that:

Think Annie Wilkes in Misery, a former nurse and a woman who takes care of sick and injured Paul Sheldon - except she abuses him and tortures him and forces him to rewrite his work while he is isolated and at her mercy. Think of Mildred Ratched. Or even just costumes that play with that invisiblity, like Elle Driver disguising herself in that stereotypical nurse outfit in Kill Bill when she's trying to poison the Bride in her sleep - only to be held back by Bill, who tells her that she's acting dishonourably.

Even in the picture this person posted, you have Cassie from Promising Young Woman (double-)disguised as a stripper dressed up as a nurse. The sexualisation of occupations of mostly female professions, the marginalisation of sex workers, and (on plot-level) the dichtonomy between the doctors at the bachelor party (who only became doctors because the rape of Nina was brushed under the table) and Cassie (who dropped out to take care of Nina) all play into those scenes and the decision to dress her up as a nurse. Here, she does this on purpose. It's a way of calling these men out (men who likely work next to nurses every day). The guy she's after happily let's her cuff him to the bed because he barely notices her as a person - and is confused and horrified when the situation changes.

There seems to be some sort of horror element rooted in the idea (fear) of these jobs and this marginalisation actually giving a character power over someone - especially over a male character. (A similar thing happens in Gone Girl, where a lot of the trials/horror for Nick are rooted in realising that his wife has a whole secret life going on. He carted her off to Missouri, basically acts like she stops existing whenever he leaves the house. The big Horror is the realisation that she spent that invisible time schemeing against him and that her intimate knowledge of him gives her a whole lot of power over him that he underestimated - until she unleashes it. (characters like wives or staff having intimate knowledge is also something that is an element of worry and concern in a lot of stories and has been for a long time.))

But again, this isn't the case in Knives Out and it's not the story being told. There is nothing negative associated with Martha being a nurse - quite the contrary, it's basically an ode to the importance of her profession and the responsibility a nurse has for their patients and the knowledge and the split-second decisions that they need to make. Administering the right medicine is a literal life-or-death skill here and Martha recognising which one was the right medicine without even reading the label is an essential aspect of the story. Benoit telling her that she is a good nurse and she performed her duty admirably well and that she's absolutely free of guilt is a central aspect of her character being released from the duress she was under. It's an important moment. She needed to know that and it is a way of validating the value and honourability of her work. Knives Out doesn't associate anything particularly scary or horrifying with Martha being a nurse. It's a good thing!

Like. I mean. I talked for too long about a meme that simply doesn't make sense. But in short, there is no fucking reason for Martha to be in this picture and there is no reason to compare these characters to Amy Dunne whose character serves an entirely different purpose.

[mikuni14]

Jun & Jun Ep 1-3

I like office/workplace romances in my manga or fics, but BL series usually can't get them right because it's almost always a boss-subordinate relationship, and that's always going to be problematic in a romance. Not to mention that for me personally, inequality in a relationship is just a major turn off. How this relationship doesn't work was seen recently in Step By Step.

That's why I started Jun & Jun wary and uncertain, because I didn't want another disappointment. But I was so wrong! First of all, Jun & Jun, despite the boss-new employee relationship, used a clever trick previously used in another lovely office romance, Our Dating Sim: MLs already knew each other, they have a history, which gives their relationship an even start. The second thing is the romance happens between the characters from the beginning and the show focuses on them (this is something that SBS couldn't do and ended up rushing it and botching it up in the last episodes, actually there's more going on between MLs in 3 short episodes of Jun & Jun than in SBS for the first 8 hour long episodes). And work is an important, but still just background for the couple, it affects them, but it doesn't determine their relationship.

This year, three of my favorite Korean series showed relationships where there is someone new, "fresh" at work or school, and this person has his agenda, he is not treated like a child who needs to be looked after and led by the hand, also he's just cool and as a viewer I cheer them on right away. This is The Eighth Sense, ODS and I think Jun & Jun will turn out to be like that. In comparison to the Thai series this year, where characters presented as uke are very often just annoying and mantally childish, they can't handle their work and their relationships, often running away from their problems - literally or by getting drunk. (The series would have them have a grown up sex and act like kids at the same time.) Also I think I can even say that in these Korean series uke characters have more power than the characters presented as seme, which for me is just 🥰✨😘

What else I loved about Our Dating Sim, and what I start to love about Jun & Jun, is how charmingly and effortlessly spicy, saucy... just plain sexy these series are. AGAIN I'll compare them to SBS 😀 In SBS nothing happened for 8-9 episodes and then they suddenly jump on the kitchen counter. And then they have sex like all the time. The sexiness in SBS (and Thai BL shows in general) is usually literal, it's just sex, physical stuff and that's it. That's one of the reasons why I like Laws of Attraction so much, because the series, the couples are sexy WITHOUT having sex 😤✨ (I have to mention also SCOY and Why R U where horniness poured out of the screen, whether the characters had sex or not, although it's a bit different) The couples from ODS and J&J are sexy, but also natural and funny. They're like a real people, corny and dorky and silly. The butt slap before leaving for work from ODS, the tie and waist pulls, and the hilarious inner monologue about "solid things" in the otherwise very sexy scene of sitting on the hot dude's lap from J&J will forever live rent free in my head 💖💖💖 It's just.. it's hot, but also cute and funny and well, that's how people having crush on each other are. I don't know how to explain it, but I just don't feel when I watch them, that they're performing for me as a viewer 😉

Of course, it's only 3 episodes of Jun&Jun, so the series may still flop. But right now I love it!

[oooohno]

First of all, never apologize for taking so long to answer! You're more than worth the wait to chat to about things like this! 🥰💛

But Nana.... why would you make this worse for me!? I...ugh... he's just so.... UGH! 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Like, best believe that for everything he tries to do will be met with resistance; and I am not kidding. I will reject the new gardening tools he brings, for I have me own (and if it breaks I have my own personal blacksmith in Haganezuka) and if DO need the tool he brings, I will use it but it's being returned to him once I am done.

I do like sweets, so half the time I will happily accept but it will depend on my mood - like if I am feeling up for a sweet treat. And I swear if he helps with the ladder, I will become more upset over the fact that YOU aren't helping me and are pawning it off to him (I see your tricks 😤)

And trust and believe that if he ever looks at me fondly, and/or plays with my wind chimes on my hat, the utter look of confusion that would be painted across my face would be hard to miss - a lot of this happening

And jesus, I can't have this man having any sort of romantic interest in me! Not just cause I would be confused and unable to handle it; but have we forgotten the two Hashira he is closest to!? I can hardly handle Misturi as it is, least of all if she thinks a crush is forming!

And Uzui..... I don't think I need to elaborate there 😒

Rengoku is on thin ice right now until I can handle my feelings 😤

You’re the sweetest, get over here so I can shower you in kisses!!!! 💗

What can I say? I love to throw you in emotional turmoil & I think your resistance & lack of enthusiasm is exactly what keeps him coming back! He’s such a sunshine boy that never strays from his ideals & if he sets his heart on gaining your favor then that’s what he will do 🥰.

Also I cackled when I saw that meme! I tried to keep it as ambiguous as possible (I still ship you with every single one of your faves just bc YOU DESERVE TO BE DOTED ON BY ALL THE PRETTY HUNKS!!) but maybe he just enjoys your company & wants to be around you in a platonic way - that’s all up to you 💗 (I mean Himejima is still my Nr.1 husband contestant for you just saying…unless you wanna join Haganezuka & me 😏)

ALSO mitsuri is a sweetheart!!!!!! She’ll want to know all the deeds concerning our love lives but she’s adorable + I’m nosey as hell too so I can’t blame her lmao

[waitingformyfavoritesongs]

23 April 2023 Sunday 🌞 2:37 am pt

Incubus is seriously killing my brain. He put a lot of acid on it today. I imagine a lot more of it is missing. I’m going to lose. My younger sister is different from me so maybe 🤔 she’s not really related to me. They knew b4 conception that they were going to sacrifice me. They knew b4 my older half sister was conceived and she’s a nurse 👩‍⚕️. They knew b4 my cousin Jeremy was conceived. Bcz they’re all Leo ♌️ born in august (Caesar????? Idk 🤷🏻‍♀️. But people perceived them as good and have friends and are married. Same as my youngest sister. So if we all share a lot of the same genes 🧬 then it’s really only the luck of the draw ✍️ that I am sacrificial lamb 🐑 cow 🐮 ox. My youngest sister thinks she’s good too. Better than me. She’s honest about her feelings. 2:44 am pt. Surrounded by leo ♌️ I wrote this many posts ago. Auto save green box 📦 through keyboard ⌨️ 2:46 am pt. People make excuses all the time about how to treat someone. 2:46 am pt. 2:47 am pt

2:55 am pt door 🚪 slam.

3:02 3:03 am pt here’s my intaglio print of radios 📻 with hearts 💕

3:50 am pt

3:53 am pt incubus keeps removing pictures from this post b4 I can save. He is doing it for secretive heinous reasons (teeth 🦷pain 3:55 am pt) there’s always a secret hurtful reason. It usually is not what I expect Bcz of the way they mislead me. They are not honest to me probably Bcz I wasn’t Honest about my feelings growing up 🆙 but they often did confuse me. Like I felt none of the feelings I probably was supposed to feel to say that I love 💗 someone, except for some times when I anticipated ?something like buddy pictures the blooming beautiful blossoming feeling in my heart ♥️ literally after he said “I’d love to” and it made me smile in my sleep 🛌 in bed 🛌 and then I sang in the middle of my sleep 😴. 3:59 am pt I sang my heart ♥️ will go on Bcz we recently saw the titanic. And maybe 🤔 guy with middle name David had a little resemblance to Leonardo do caprio. Hit me now I realized (acid right arm pain 4:01 acid brain 🧠 pain) rose 🌹 Kate winslet. 😑 everything is opposite. They mean death ☠️ when they mean life. Vice versa. 4:02 am pt. 4:03 am pt.

5:54 am pt big harsh acid bite inside throat. A lot of random vehicles 🚗 have been parking in the street for a few minutes each. This time it was a construction 🚧 dump truck sky ish blue colored. 5:57 am pt when the incubus did the dainty kiss 💋 it was the kiss of death ☠️. It was intentionally to trick me though. Bcz they don’t mean anything they say to me when it’s nice 👍. When I was nice to people it’s Bcz I was trying to be respectful. Even if I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ if I’m going to like 👍 them or not. 6:01 am pt. Incubus tricked me. They are hurting my throat a lot, which was the trickiest move they last did Bcz that felt more romantic and intimate than the 💋 kiss. But it was very odd at the same time. But I was already hurt a lot by them so I needed to think 💭 more (left foot 🦶 pain 6:04 am pt) they keep giving me signs 🪧 of cancer ♋️ 69. 6:95 6:05 am pt. 6:96 6:06 am pt it felt as if someone put his/her mouth 👄 below my chin on my neck, (pain forehead bone 🦴 6:07 am pt) mouth 👄 open and slide the lips 👄 closed with out losing contact with the skin. It was weird. But now I know why they toyed with me incubus stuff in 2001 when I talked to Derek and “Brendan.” Bcz it was their excuse to toy 🧸 with me s*xually and emotionally. Boys will be boys. Back pain 😖😭sharp 6:11 am pt. They will touch whoever they want when they want. They own you like toy 🧸 inflatable dolls right shin bone 🦴 lower back hip? Bone 🦴 pain 😖😭😤🥵 and s/he rubbed that area that they bit into a minute ago 6:15 am pt. It was in the panty region some one (6:16 am pt 😖😭 right heel bone 🦴 pain) rubbed it in circles I think 💭 it was early 2022? Then I found the Adam Noah Levine picture with his hand 🤚 partially disappeared 👻 . I thought 💭 he was saying he was invisible. But now it feels like he’s biting into the bone 🦴 to make it disappear. 6:19 am pt. My eyes 👀 were closed for both occasions but they wanted me to believe it was him hence the picture. I posted it a few posts ago here. 6:20 am pt. Jordi died. He’s calling me his wife and himself incubus Bcz my (acid brain 🧠 skull 💀 pain 6:21 am pt again 6:22 am pt they did it a lot today) name transliterated is chavah with Greek letter nu. And eve did not follow directions 🧭 like other people Bcz this eve was not accostumed to hearing 👂 (right hip bone 🦴😖😭) him speak to me. But other people clearly hear 👂 him all their life? Why? Luck ?😖😭😤🥵😤🥵6:26 am pt. All this writing ✍️ or talking seems to lead no where. Except to kill me. 6:27 am pt.

6:29 am pt

I tried to put 10. They took out 7. 6:34 am pt

7:02 am pt Backstreet Boys song as long as you love me. Makes me think 💭 that incubus really means that. With Q. With garrido. With s*x offenders who are his friends. Etc. maybe 🤔 if that one guy who I think 💭 he was Jon benet Ramsey’s kindergarten teacher 👨🏻‍🏫? Didn’t really do it, and it was some one else more normal, then we still don’t know. It seems even if you’re a thief and murder he still likes/loves you more than me. He (acid throat pain 7:07 am pt) he let garrido keep dugard. Even though it was wrong. But garrido didn’t murder. 7:08 am pt. So maybe did that save him? He allowed himself to be caught with dugard in public. (Right hip bone 🦴 pain minute ago 7:09 am pt) 7:10 am pt. Incubus said in 2018? The purpose of life is to be a parent/apparent (definition?). . 7:11 am pt b4 that I think 💭 I might have been trying to get comfortable with the idea 💡 of giving him a child 👶 when he was trying? To trick me into thinking 💭 he loved 🥰 me. Probably b4 the Q thing happened. I (😖😭pain right heel 7:13 am pt) it might have (chest stabbing pain 7:13 am pt) b4 he started tearing away at hip bone 🦴. When I was 16 years old I feared pregnancy 🤰 Bcz I thought 💭 it would hurt too much. 7:15 am pt. I m not sure anymore about chronology (acid mouth 👄 pain 7:16 am pt. I figure that’s maybe the order of events. I have a lot of shame about year end of 2017 w/ Q stuff. But that was probably the worst thing I did to Q, besides not having the courage to detach from her sooner when I had conflicting feelings that I had hoped would go away. 7:19 am pt I told her to make as many friends as possible so she would not be alone if and when I decided to end our friendship. 7:20 am pt

8:41 am pt yup 👍 they’re still killing me. I asked them to stop 🛑 burning 🔥 me Bcz I’m so tired I think 💭 I’m going to die they hit me with more acid in my brain 🧠 . 8:43 am pt I can’t stand to do dishes w/o my butt hurting again! Right foot 🦶 arch pain = arch enemy? If you hurt me duh 🙄. 8:44 am pt he’s the dragon 🐉 and I’m chavah/hoshiana/hosanna = Jesus. Burning 🔥 butt stings 8:46 am pt. When I die it means more apocalyptic bowls heinous activities child rape human s*x trafficking. Incubus justified it. I will be dead ☠️ and he’s going to say it’s people’s fault it’s my fault 🤦‍♀️ Bcz he’s going to say I’m sitting 🪑 on the throne opening the scrolls 📜 releasing the horses 🐴. 8 billion people. 8:48 am pt. The signs 🪧 say it all. But then he is going to say forgive everyone yadda yadda. 8:49 am pt back and forth flip flop 🩴 fake outs. 8:50 am pt something on the tv 📺 about Disney land tax... acid brain 🧠 pain 8:51 am pt autocorrect pregnant pretty. I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ why it’s saying that. 8:51 am pt I’m not pregnant 🤰. They did weird stuff to me when they told me that I was pregnant 🤰 last year they were pushing in my gut while I was sleeping 😴 and made my head flop back and forth (right knee sharp pain 😖😭 8:54 am pt) I forget how hard they were doing it if it hurt but I don’t like that they did that to me. 8:55 am pt they showed a lack of maturity and made me think 💭 they were trying to give me an abortion I guess. 8:56 am pt it might have been abusive but they’re good at taking away memory of pain. And they poured acid on my brain 🧠 after stroh and Maryka came out with news 📰. 8:57 am pt tummy ache 😖 diarrhea???? 😭😫😩 8:58 am pt

9:34 am pt

https://web.archive. Org/web/20111228065708/http://www.Newsweek Pakistan.com/culture/418

now I’m having cold feet 🦶. That the incubus really messed with my mind. 9:39 am pt but I have my print. 9:40 am pt but is anyone really looking and interested? 9:41 am pt and joe blocked me on Instagram. 😞😖😭😭🥵😤🥵 9:41 am pt

[4giorno]

i feel fulfilled 💖

[maveras-posts]

Slasher House:SPKY SZN

Slasher House: Halloween Special

Halloween is RELIGION to the Stabby Bois

Ghostface is HYPED to celebrate and will be for September ALL the way to October

The rest of the household will be VERY confused to say the least

“What the F*** are you doing Ghost?” Freddy watches as Ghostface dangles from the roof “Putting up lights” he freezes “SAM!”

Freddy looks to the gutter to Sam who’s giggling at the sight (Little SHIT)

Michael drives up to the scene with Jason (The ONLY ones with DAMN SENSE–)

Sam claps with joy as Mikey puts his hands out, he jumps into Michael's arms

Michael pulls Jason by the shirt into the house, Freddy follows soon after (Mind you Ghostie is screaming for them to come back )

They also lowkey enjoy the activities Ghostie plans (Pumpkin Patch, Corn Maze, Haunted house…)

They also decide to put their “Skills” to the test and have an ✨UnAliViNg SpReE✨

Let’s just say the Crime Rate increased a tad in the month of October

Michael also takes the initiative to take Sam Trick or Treating

He also RELUCTANTLY matched Sam😭

The others join them and make sure Sam doesn’t have to work as hard

May or may not have “silenced” ANYONE who doesn’t follow THE RULES

Ghostface even tried to get candy…THE DOOR WAS SLAMMED IN HIS FACE (He almost cried)

Michael might have killed the Karen who said Ghostie was “too old” while Sam committed ✨ArSoN✨

Sam & Michael have an unhealthy love for this ✨FaIr HoLiDay✨ & WILL NOT let the sanctity be tarnished😤

Even Jason was able to get candy while Freddy was busy scaring the kids (He likes to hear them scream)

Halloween gives them an excuse to wreck havoc and somewhat be normal for one night

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH—

[metamorphiacreations]

Ranking the Hashira Based on How Late I Think They Would Show for a Check-Up with Shinobu (needle mention)

also ⚠️small season 2 spoilers⚠️This ones just as stupid as the muichiro one and pls note that by “check-up” i mean anything ranging from bare bitch basics like temp and blood pressure check to shots n shit

8. Rengoku

-Shows up the day before hes supposed to

-Shinobu: “i appreciate your enthusiasm but theres a reason. for. the schedule.”

-Takes shots easily, his brave face makes it easier for Senjuro to take his ❤️

7. Gyomei

-Shows up on time bc he respects the schedule 😤

-Chats w/Shinobu a bit if shes still setting up

-Puny needles are nothing to this man

6.Giyuu

-Watches the clock closely to make sure he gets there on time

-Has a “get in get out” attitude about it

-Doesnt want to admit it, but shots sting a bit

5. Mitsuri

-Comes in panicking bc shes a mintue late

-Says its bc she lost track of time doing chores (and playing with her animals)

-Has to mentally brace herself for the shot

4. Obanai

-Always scheduled with Mitsuri but shows up later out of nerves

-Gets Kaburamaru checked up first (he always gets a lil treat afterwards)

-Shots sting for a while

-Shinobu knows about the scar but not the cause in case it tears or gets infected

3. Tengen

-Loses track of time like he lost track of his hand

-Shinobu: “How your wives show up on time but not you? 😒”

-Suma take shots better than Tengen who takes them better than Makio who takes them better than Hinatsuru (however its not that big a margin)

2. Muichiro

-Of course the childs gonna actively avoid this shit

-Shinobus calm smile helps him relax a bit

-Fckn HATES taking shots, they hurt and leave his arm really sore. cant even look at the needle. (but he gets candy afterwards for doing a good job)

1. (once again) Sanemi

-When i tell you that Shinobu has to hunt this man down

-Dont know why this man insists on skipping his appointments but he does

-She throws the syringes at him like shes playing darts

-He has his own rabies medication

-Shinobu was NOT happy with the little Marechi trick he pulled at Tanjiros trial. “Next time you cut your arm open just to prove a point im gonna let it get infected and rot. ^-^”

[0x1lovebot]

❁۪ ｡˚ ✧ halloween with tomorrow x together ❁۪ ｡˚ ✧

gender neutral! reader.

warnings; 1 curse word, mentions of bts and enhypen.

happy halloween everyone🎃👻!!

soobin

you 2 make halloween treats together for the trick or treaters😊😊

you make little ghost 👻 shaped cookies and jack-o-lantern 🎃 cookies and they turn out amazing

but it did get really messy so by the time the first trick or treater showed up you both are completely covered in flour and frosting 😭😭

"hey what are you 2 supposed to be??" a kid asked

"uhhhhhhhhh we're cake monsters and we're gonna eat you like people eat us!!" soobin explained

"woah coool!! happy halloween!!"

[rest of the members under cut!!]

yeonjun

you 2 make DIY halloween costumes together!!

you spent weeks choosing themes and getting all the materials

in the end you 2 chose to be woody and jessie from toy story!!

it took a lot of time and effort but it came out a m a z i n g!!

you two were voted cutest couple costume at the halloween party you ended up going to 😌

beomgyu

gyu definitely drags you out to some halloween party!!

you kind of didn't want to go

but when beomgyu gets down on his knees and b e g s you to go with him🙏😩 you can't really say no

the party was actually pretty fun and you got to some really cool costumes

and you got to dance with beomgyu the whole time 💃🕺

but the party got shut down by the police for getting too loud😔

so you two spent the rest of the night at McDonald's in your halloween costumes eating french fries

taehyun

horror movie marathon!!!!!

you bet 30 bucks that he would get scared before you did 😤😤

and being the prideful boi that he is, he planned a horror movie marathon for you two

there were a bunch of snacks and drinks

and of course a shit ton of candy🍬🍫

you both tried your best to be brave

but by the end of the night you two fell asleep on the couch with all the lights on and all the doors locked

hueningkai

TRICK OR TREATING!!!!

but around the HYBE building :)

you go to different floors and trick or treat at every room in the building

somehow you 2 were able to get candy from every member of bangtan❗

riki, jake, and sunoo even joined you guys on your trick or treating endeavors 😌

if the staff members didnt have candy they would give you other things

like paper clips, mints, and even money🤑

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[dreamkidddream]

Trick or Treat! || Odasaku

Not a day goes by when I don’t simp for this man and he forever has my heart 😔 (Oda and Kunikida Deserves more love club still going strong 😤💚���) so take this fluff at 2 in the morning! reader is gender neutral!

Dream’s Spooktober 2021

“Is everyone ready?”

A chorus of cheers echoed in the room from the excited kids. Your heart just melted at the sight of them donned in their costumes and their bright expressions. Ugh, they’re just too cute!

“What about you, Oda? Or should I say Mr. Big Bad Wolf?”

Adjusting the fake ears on his head, he nodded. “I’m ready.”

You had to hide your giggles every time you looked at Oda. His stoic face combined with the softest fake furry ears has you laughing every time.

“Don’t worry (Y/N), we’ll make sure this wolf won’t get a taste of you. I’ll protect you!” Kosuke stood proudly, pointing the tip of his fake sword right at Oda’s chest. “Says the one who didn’t want to go trick or treating to begin with.”

“Hey! I still think I’m too old for it, but I can’t just let you guys go without me! And besides, who’s gonna be dumb enough to pass up free candy?”

“You just don’t wanna admit that you’re excited too!” Katsumi shouted, twirling his baseball bat around. Yu stood behind him and agreed, him and Shinji laughing at the scene unfolding.

“Alright, alright. Let’s save the energy for when we can actually go get the candy”, you stated, fixing the bow on Sakura’s dress. She can be so quiet, but you could tell with how much she’s fidgeting how ecstatic she is going trick or treating for the first time. She even asked you if you could help her be the perfect Cinderella (like she wasn’t already perfect; these kids are gonna cause you to go to cardiac arrest because of how adorable they are!).

You count yourself very lucky that you were able to convince Oda to take them trick or treating. After you found out they’ve never been because Oda never had the chance to take them, you just had to change that! Granted you understood the arguments of why: he may be a low-ranking member of the Port Mafia, but he still works for an organization that has made a lot of enemies and who wouldn’t hesitate to retaliate in any way they can; even if it meant attacking innocent people like you and the kids. He did shoot down the idea at first (even if he was close to giving in to your puppy eyes despite him staying blank faced the whole time), but you guys were able to come to a happy compromise: you would only take them to your neighborhood and that you wouldn’t keep them out late (of course), but he would have to come with you to make sure nothing happens.

You even managed to get him to dress up in matching costumes so that he wouldn’t be that recognized easily (which was a half-truth, you just wanted an excuse to get matching couple costumes). You knew that he wasn’t going to let you take care of the kids by yourself, but it was still a nice gesture regardless. It was just nice in general: being able to choose costumes with the kids, having them experience something new and seeing the smiles on their face, spending time with Oda.

It just felt like you were all one big family.

And Oda felt that too, a small smile gracing his own face.

“(Y/N)?”

You snapped out of your sentimental moment, and gazed at Oda. “We should get going; I think they’re starting to get restless.”

“Oh yeah, sorry. Shall we then, Mr. Wolf?” You held out your hand. “Of course, Little Red.” He responded, not wasting a moment to lace his hand with yours.

You couldn’t help but chuckle at the gagging sounds the kids were making.

“Alright, let’s get this night started!”

—

You and Oda finished tucking in Shinji, the rest of the kids sound asleep. You figured that they would burn out eventually, the combination of being so full of energy from trick or treating and eating all the candy they got (after extensive checking from you both) causing them to no doubt sugar crash.

“Thanks for tonight Oda, honestly.”

“It was your idea, I should be the one thanking you”, he held open the door and led you down the stairs. “The kids seemed to really enjoy themselves and they’re tired out thanks to you.”

“Yeah yeah, whatever you say- let’s call it a team effort then”, your hand shot up waiting for a high five and he delivered. But then, he held onto your hand, gently rubbing circles on top of it.

“(Y/N).”

“Hm?” He always looks so calm, so composed, which is the complete opposite of what you’re feeling now. How he manages to get your heart racing so fast and by doing just the smallest things is a mystery (spoiler alert: it’s not. You just love this man too much that anything he does just makes you fall deeper for him).

“You should spend the night with me- only if you want to though.”

The warmth that spread through your body made your heart beat a thousand times faster and almost caused you to choke if you hadn’t caught yourself, “Are you saying that you don’t want me to leave, Oda?” The teasing tone that you took on was just a mere distraction to your genuine question.

Oda didn’t want you to leave him at all- he hates to see you go every time, but but he’ll wait to tell you that part.

“Yes.”

Leave it to Oda to be ever so blunt. He’s gonna be responsible if you pass out on the concrete.

You pretended to think about it, but already had your mind made up. “Wellllll since you were already taking me home, I would feel bad if you had to make an extra stop, so I guess it’s fine.”

“Good. I think you still have some clothes left over from last time, or you could sleep in one of my shirts again if you want.”

You hummed again, not letting go of his hand. “Just promise not to gobble me up this time, Mr. Wolf.”

You felt his hand give yours a playful squeeze, “No promises Little Red.”