#and i refuse to use it cause it feels derogatory so im sticking with he

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I feel like iruma has accidentally called certain teachers/demons mom/dad, like kalego, baal, and both of his friend's mom's

Ok im not sure whether you mean like that's something he'd totally do or that's something that has already canonically happened (which im pretty sure id know of if he canonically called someone mom or dad i would die)

But anyway this is something i can see happen cause iruma is literally collecting patental figures like they're pokemons, and he'd be so fucking flustered and embarrassed he wont be able to look anyone in the eye for a month. But! Who would he call his mom/dad first?

Now listen, im just gonna skim over opera cause they're nonbinary and accidentally slipping would mean to misgender? them and i dont want that. Or maybe opera doesn't care but im not taking any chances, but feel free to tell me any hc you have for our resident cat! Or anyone really i love reading headcanons

So, after recent events, and against every bet the babyl staff may or may not have had, i think he'd first slip up in front of amaryllis, azz's mom. Why? Other than the fact that she would be merciless when teasing him and i enjoy iruma's suffering, just look at what happened in chapter 297 and literally every other interaction between them, giving him advice and dressing him up and being overall affectionate with him like he's her own son. She's every bit the mother his egg donor could never dream of being! And the teasing would be out of this world. No one else will tease him like this queen

Now, the one who's got the most bets placed on (There's no way they dont have a bet on this ok?) Our dear grumpy birb, to the delight of dali and mortification of iruma, kalego! This is very much self explanatory, but what would be his reaction? He'd freeze up because Nope nope nope he's not ready to be a father he's not ready to be IRUMA’S father nopenopenope and then he'd go. Doesn't matter whether it's the middle of the class or he's walking off a cliff he is removing himself from this before opera somehow finds out. He is not going to be a part of this family he is not dealing with this he is Not Blushing fuck of Shichirou! (Everyone somehow finds out and my lord does kalego get teased. Iruma just wants to skip school until he forgets this ever happens (he never will) but his grades aren't that great so he can't TvT)

I want him to call balam dad. No, i want the whole class to call balam dad. The guy needs to be loved. He deserves all the happiness in the world. And yes, it'd be kinda embarrassing, but! The kids are teasing him! This means that they're comfortable around him!! Seriously i love balam so much he very much does not deserve being feared as much as he is

Now, for the ultimate embarrassment, the one who'll laugh their ass off and will not hold back in teasing the poor boy, the one who iruma cant hide from, Arikled. Ali-san is total dad energy, no one can convince me otherwise. And iruma will literally want to die cause he's Arikled. Why did he have to call Arikled out of literally everybody else dad

[jann-the-bean]

Mocha

Let me introduce my oc! Say hello to my precious little Mocha! Below you will see her design (reference??) I created! She was inspired by a role play @help-im-a-gay-fish and I did.

About Mocha: She is a mix between a dog and rabbit monster. Mocha was born and raised in the outskirts but attended school that was in the heart of the city. As a result she was often bullied and was outcasted because she wasn’t a “true” city girl. Initially the bullying did affect her so as a result she mostly kept to herself. Eventually she gained confidence as the years went by thanks to her parents and friends she made along the way. Gradually she stopped caring what others thought of her.

Under the cut is more information about her such as her backstory, likes, dislikes, and just random facts!

She is strong-spirited and very few things truly get under her skin. Similar to Ccino, she had to learn self defense techniques to protect herself from muggers (and creeps). She’s well-liked by most and is easy to get along with. She isn’t afraid to voice her opinions and will stick up for what she believes in. She’s loyal to her friends and family. Mocha isn’t afraid to get into a physical altercation if needed to prove a point. However, she does have a bad habit of jumping to conclusions. Can be quick to judge which often times causes problems, where she then later has to go back and resolve. That’s if she’s not too prideful to admit she was wrong.

She is strong-spirited and very few things truly get under her skin. Similar to Ccino, she had to learn self defense techniques to protect herself from muggers (and creeps). She’s well-liked by most and is easy to get along with. She isn’t afraid to voice her opinions and will stick up for what she believes in. She’s loyal to her friends and family. Mocha isn’t afraid to get into a physical altercation if needed to prove a point. However, she does have a bad habit of jumping to conclusions. Can be quick to judge which often times causes problems, where she then later has to go back and resolve. That’s if she’s not too prideful to admit she was wrong.

Personality: Hardworking, honest, cheerful, reliable, resourceful, dedicated, impulsive, know-it-all, critical

Pet peeves: People who don’t clean up after themselves. Anyone that walks slower than her. Killer.

Hobbies: She likes to sing in her spare time, but she will never admit to it. Often times if you hear someone humming or quietly singing at the coffee shop 9/10 It’s most likely Mocha. She doesn’t realize she’s doing this until someone points it out.

She loves to go visit waterfalls, lakes, beaches, anything with touristic water locations. She finds these areas to be relaxing (when not bustling with annoying tourists) and just likes to be surrounded by nature.

Likes: She enjoys making coffee just as much as she likes drinking it. She’s wouldn’t classify herself as a coffee addict. She does like to drink 2-3 cups of coffee in a day if not more, but she would never really admit it. Sweets, mocha has a major sweet tooth and will hardly refuse any gift in the form of pastries, candy, or that is just sweet in general.

She does have a crush on Ccino, which initially was just a simple liking to him because she thought he was cute and overall nice guy. Mocha was rather surprised when she found out that Ccino was dating two celebrities, and was further surprised to find out that it was Killer and Nightmare. She wasn’t bothered that it was a poly relationship. No, she disliked the fact that someone as innocent, sweet, charming, and a caring skeleton like Ccino could end up with a cold, unaffectionate, distant celebrity (Nightmare) and a vulgar, perverted, shameless celebrity (Killer). The more she thought about it the more she realized (thought) that she was a better match for Ccino.

There have been times that her crush has caused problems between the trio, but not because she does this intentionally. Half of the time she doesn’t realize that she’d caused any problems until later which she does regret. Even if she doesn’t like Nightmare or Killer she would never try to purposely separate them. Because she can see how happy he is around them and how lovingly he talks about them. She’d prefer him to be happy and she prefers to keep her feelings hidden from Ccino.

Eventually she does warm up to the two (Nightmare and Killer) and eventually does end up as an ally, helping them in anyway she can. She defends them out in public, and would help keep an eye on Ccino when they’re away for an extended period of time.

Dislikes: “Fake people” such as those who pretend to be your friend just because it benefits them. “Karens” She does not take any crap from them or rude customers in general and she will argue with them. For example if they try to scam their way for a free refill Mocha will call them out. Of course, she has gotten in trouble for arguing with the customers but the owner/ managers are rather thankful for her bluntness. Mocha has threatened to fight customer several times outside of work. Yes, Ccino has had to hold her back a few times. She hates creeps and absolutely despises it when someone continuously hits on her after she’s clearly rejected them.

Hates: Celebrities/ Businessmen or businesswomen. This hate stems from a negative experience she had when she was in a, what she thought, was a serious relationship. She dated someone who was a simple supervisor, of a well known business in the city, who ensured his employees were being productive. Later her (ex) boyfriend managed to become CEO of the company. Her ex prioritized the business over their relationship and became increasingly distant as the months passed. He was hardly at his apartment flat, and she would hardly ever be able contact him. Unfortunately the relationship ended with him essentially ghosting her. She believes that anyone in a similar position is/ will eventually end up like her, suffering in a loveless relationship.

She hates being called floppy/ floppy ears. People would often make fun of her ears because they droop. She has no control over that and it’s a condition she was born with. She also hates being called “patches” she thinks it’s a derogatory term because of her multicolored ‘fur.’

Fun fact: Ccino and Mocha will spar on occasions to help each other with their self defense skills. Most of the time they will go to Mocha’s flat because it’s difficult to train with Ccino’s kittens. Killer tags along to support his boyfriend, but killer gets carried away and ends up having a little too much fun with Ccino when mocha becomes distracted/ busy.

She does have a spray bottle she uses on Killer if he gets a little too excited (this only started after she got more comfortable around Killer).

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Mocha’s design was created by me!

I will also credit @help-im-a-gay-fish because Mocha was created during our RP and gayfish came up with several headcanons that I loved

Studioverse was created by @zu-is-here

Since Mocha kinda exists in studioverse

Ccino belongs to @black-nyanko

Killer (mentioned) belongs to @rahofy-sketch

Nightmare (mentioned) belongs to @jokublog

Feel free to ask questions about her! I will try to answer to the best of my ability!