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chiefofboatwatsonstittymug · 10 months

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Shops are stopping stocking my favourite energy drink and I will Not let what happened to the Rockstar Bubbleburst and Rockstar Punched Sour Raspberry happen to me again so soon

#we ain't fucking around here lads i can carry one of these cases at a time from the B&M up the road #and i am going to do that every day after work #the new rockstars are like watery and crap #and i just. don't like the guava one #relentless apple is okay i guess but I'm not so fond of the other flavours #and monster costs too much #and i need caffeine to uh. have any kind of cognitive function

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