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More nemuri and hizashi headcanons âŒïžđđ +some individual headcanons, little angst.
They have kissed on the lips atleast three times. One was for a dare, one once when they were drunk and once was just for funđ
People thought they were dating for a long time, they did pretend to date at some point but that was because hizashi and nemuri wasnât sure how the public would react to them being gay and pansexual.
Whenever nemuri uses her quirk too much and a lot of skin is showing or just after she uses he quirk in general, if present mic is there he will give her his jacket.
After aizawa left after graduation they would have a lot of sleepovers, stay at each others houses for a while. It was how they would look after eachother. But it didnât last long as hizashi started to get more closed off. But whenever hizashi had trouble sleeping nemuri would use her quirk on him and sing a little song. And if nemuri was having trouble sleeping hizashi woud cuddle up with her, give her some headphones to listen to some nice songs to help distract her.
Hizashi knows nemuri liked oboro and hizashi was the one to tell her that oboro liked her back after his death at some point. But he kinda regrets letting her know that.
Nemuri once sent hizashi gay corn as a joke.. hizashi was like âwtf. I didnât know you were into that..â nemuri spent the next couple of days tryna explain to hizashi that it was a joke and that she isnât into it. Hizashi was just laughing and making jokes about it
Sent eachother ugly characters and goes âbitch this you??â And edits of eachother or of themselves
Has a lot of ugly photos of eachother on their phones. They use them as threats.
for one Halloween they went as Harley Quinn and the joker, another as peach and Mario. (They actually did a lot of matching Halloween costumes, yes some did include Shouta.)
Raised a virtual pet together (they werenât the best)
Midnight had the CRAZIEST hear me outs. Like she would say âhear me out!â And it would be like an monster or something đ Hizashi had to deal with being told hear me out like 24/7
Voiced over Barbie and Ken moments together
Nemuri use to sometimes borrows hizashiâs clothes, he just dealt with it. (Hizashi does own some baggy stuff guys) and also nemuri did sometimes borrow his suits for like days out if she feels like itÂ
Got nails done together and after nemuri died hizashi gets his nails how nemuri did as memory. Obviously not the exact same like not fake nails and everything but same colour and something on some nails or one representing midnight.
Nemuri once dared hizashi to show up to his English class dressed as Michael Jackson, enter the class with his music, enter moonwalking and do his little âOw!â Thing. You bet his ass mic did it. Hizashi then also dared nemuri to show up in REALLY ugly clothes or clothes that look wrecked/dirty, messy hair and everything. Then tell the class a fake scenario to why sheâs like this and play sad music as sheâs telling the story. She did it.
After nemuri died hizashi went to build a bear and got a bear with her voice in it. He knows itâs âchildishâ but it makes him genuinely happy sometimes. It brings him comfort.
Nemuri is a good painter. Nemuri paints stuff and shows them to hizashi (Shouta as well but this is about hizashi and nemuri) and if hizashi likes the painting, heâll keep it. He has atleast 4 of nemuriâs paintings in his house. Hizashi is a decent drawer, nemuri also keept some of his drawings if she liked them.Â
Once for Halloween hizashi decided to do a prank on nemuri by dressing up as scream and sneaking inside her house, playing with her lights and doing other scary shit. And since heâs good at impressions as well he managed to do a good scream impression and scare nemuri more. (I suck at explaining but itâs like those basic Halloween YouTube pranks shit idk)
Once nemuri made hizashi dress up as a girl and go to a lesbian club with her
Watched arcane together (yall im so excited for more eps)đ Nemuri has a crush on victor, Jayce, sevika and Caitlyn, trustđÂ
I headcanon that nemuri has an older brother but she doesnât see him a lot, so once hizashi organised something with her brother and they surprised her.
Rant about their favourite students to eachother
They played dress to impress together and they SERVED.
After Nemuriâs death sometimes hizashi goes to this one specific bar they use to usually go to for memories but he feels this empty void. Like itâs wrong to be there without Nemuri. He feels so wrong when he goes there alone so eventually he stopped because the memories also did eventually start becoming too much for him.
I headcanon that Nemuri use to work as a makeup artists when she was 18-22? And during those times sometimes hizashi would come visit her and ask for a look, mostly as a joke but he doesnât mind getting makeup put on him. Whenever he did he would either come out looking like a clown or some kind of horror person. Very rarely would Nemuri do a good/basic look on him. Nemuri would always laugh and say âpay back for trying to distract me from work!â Or something idk
Linked to last headcanon, hizashi also use to work at a bar early 20âs and Nemuri would come visit him and either just talk to him or cause a scene/create chaos. Hizashi and Nemuri would have a laugh about it now but back then hizashi would find it annoying but also kinda funny. Nemuri did get banned from the bar for a bit but hizashi managed to get her back and then Nemuri just decided enough chaos and just came to visit. After zashi quit the job Nemuri and him would sometimes come back or just hizashi would.
They would get a lot of jokey stuff for each others birthday. Like sex books, anything dirty or just weird stuff in general but obviously proper presents to. Nemuri loved scented candles so hizashi would always get her one plus other stuff. Nemuri would always get hizashi anything music stuff or things that would help with his radio show ect.
Nemuri use to be able to carry hizashi when they were younger. (UA years)
Like Nemuri use to send aizawa pictures of cats everyday (canon, which is super cute) she also use to send hizashi memes almost every day and before oboro died she sent pictures of furries to him everydayđ
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OKAYOKAY (you donât have to post it btw if itâs too much i feel like im goning to rantđ)
the party doesnât start till nine right? we spend the whole day out just hopping store to store (mind you we had the whole day to get costumes) we stop at like two spirit halloweens, five below, and like two walmarts and ofc the mall.
before we went to his house tho we went to the movies row at h terrifier 3 , the last time we hung out we didnât get to watch it bc this fuck ass movie theater was like âyou have to be 21 to take her inside đ§ââïžâ so we came to a ghetto one so we can see it tg(that was my second time seeing it) okayokay we get to the house, we have two hours to spare so we nap (obviously) THEN WE SUDDENLY HAVE 10 MINUTES TILL THE PARTY? so weâre trying on our face paint and rushing (we just went as dead ppl) his friend gets there to the party and weâre just all chilling down stairs till more ppl get there fr, we had dominos and the roommate sister (weâll call her Jessica Rabbit bc that was her costume) shows us all these jell-o shots and jello syringes she made. I got to have first pic bc i raised my hand fastest đŒ i got a blue on bc blue is awesome, from there everyone just starts talking a bit yk? the music gets going and weâre all mingling, there was a girl dressed as zoro (reminded me of my @zoropookie LMFAO but she was a dick, acted like those rude popular girls at school who try to be angsty but are just dicks about it) anyway Jessica Rabbit shows these cones she made and i took one not expected it to hit as hard as it did đ BUT I MADE A MISTAKE DOING THAT BC THREE HITS IN AND I FELT BLASTED? i finish the rest and start feeling groggy and just overwhelmed. Eventually we end up going inside and i was vibing with this one quiet girl (we were low key quite tg) we donât know what to do with ourselves, we look around just kinda question things- âcouch?â âcouch is a good spot yeahâ i swore the couch wasnât as comfy before i got high, we agree it was the best place to sit, then my night kinda starts going south :/ thereâs this guy dressed as chucky, he seemed to be on smth else? that or he was just anxious but anyway he sat next to me and was like âso how do yall know ___â i sat there like this đ§ââïž BC I DIDNT KNOW WTF HE SAID?? so i told him âsorry im too high for this rnâ and he left to land a caca in a porcelain bowl. I start feeling a little sick so i turn to the girl and said âhey i think k better go lay downâ âno pls go lay down if you need toâ âi might knock out tbh, it was really dope smoking with you thoâ âi agree it was fun, iâll see you later okay?â after that i walk up the stairs (as im walking i look for my cousin but he was busy playing beer pong) so i just go to the room, he comes up at some point to check on me and sends me a text saying to come down when i want, that he wants me to have fun.
THEN I PASS OUT? i just remember him coming into the room to complain abt how fucked up he got, after that he leaves again, then comes back like an hour later? and he finally goes to sleep but then iâm the one awake :( thatâs when i realize i shouldâve gone back down bc they started playing good music after i left, i just stayed in the room trying to go back to sleep.
SO it wasnât all that nice? but i had a good time for the two hours i was actually there. This was nothing compared to the small party he had for his graduation tho.. still kinda upset i didnât do more yk?
SORRY SORY THIS GOT SO LONG
woah đš
#donât apologise for it being long đ#i waa INVESTED#iâll never know what itâs like to be buzzed cuz iâm not drinker or a smoker#but i remember being 5 and iconic with the cap from the apple juice carton and throwing it up and back as if i was taking a shot#and i liked to pretend i was drunk at times too đ#idk why i just did LMFAOO#but wow an eventful day for you#this is how i picture the culture of uni#partying#small get togethers#alcohol and cigs#interesting đ€Ș#sorry you didnât have the greatest time tho :(#hopefully this response will soothe you in ways that party couldnât đ
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⧠ROAD TRIP
°:. *â ° . â °:. *â ° . ° .âą
âł chris sturniolo x fem reader
âł words - 2144
âł summary - you and chris are best friends. you, him and all your other friends go on a road trip but then thereâs not enough seats, then only one bed, and well eventually feelings start to come out.
âł contains - swearing, kissing, use of y/n, idk fluff
âł song - infrunami by steve lacy
°:. *â ° . â °:. *â ° . ° .âą
°:. *â ° . â
me, chris, matt, nick, nate, and madi are all going on a road trip for the summer, cause why not. weâre currently packing our bags into the trunk of the car, trying to fit everything, âshit i canât fit mine,â chris keeps trying to shove his bag in the corner, âthen put it up front, thereâs room,â nick scoff and pulls chrisâ bag from him, opening the passenger seat and throwing it in front of the seat.
âwe got everything?â i ask as i try to make sure iâm not forgetting anything, âyeah weâre good, letâs get inâ matt says as he gets in the drivers seat. chris closes the trunk then everyone else gets in the car. nate in the passengers seat, nick on the left, madi in the middle then chris on the right, just as iâm about to get in i pause, âwhere the fuck am i supposed to sit?â
âwhat do you mean?â matt turns his head to the back of the car, seeing all the seats full, âguess youâll go in the truck,â chris snickers as i roll my eyes, âyeah i think thatâs full,â i say full of sarcasm.
âjust sit on chrisâ lap or something,â nate says, trying to hide his smirk. for a moment me and chris try to find out something else until nick interrupts us, âshut up you love birds and just sit down,â both of our faces burst with red, âshut up nick,â chris spits back as i start to climb in the car, setting myself on chrisâ lap as i mumble under my breath.
âfinally, letâs gooooâ nate laughs as i eye madi, i always tell her about me and chris, i mean itâs not like i like chris, weâre best friends, sure heâs hot and maybe iâve thought about it before but no. she thinks that we should just suck it up and make out, sheâs definitely enjoying seeing the embarrassment between us while me on his lap.
an hour and a half into driving, two and a half hours left, we stop at a gas station and all get out, âgod finally,â chris stretches out as we all stand outside, matt filling up the car. ây/n/n wanna go get snacks?â madi asks as i follow her inside the gas station store, we go down to the drinks at the end of the store, âsoooâŠâ i roll my eyes knowing exactly what sheâs going to say, âso what?â
she laughs a little, âthe tension, i mean itâs unbearable,â i grab a dr pepper from one of the fridges, ânoooo, weâre best friends thereâs nothing there okay?â she laughs again, her grabbing a pepsi, âiâm tired of those excuses, you and him would be so cute honestly, and there have been.. times,â
by âtimesâ she just means the awkward moments of when me and chris end up in a weird situation, him having to pretend to be my boyfriend for my family, when he accidentally kissed me, or when he picked me up from a bar when i was super fucking drunk (i thought he was my boyfriend too, i donât even have a boyfriend??), but we donât talk about those times.
my phone buzzes and i look at the screen, âchris wants us to get him a pepsi,â i laugh a little as i grab a pepsi from the fridge, me and madi finish up our conversation about chris, not like thats important. we then grab a few bags of chips and pay. we walk back out of the store and go back by the car, talking with everyone until we get back in the car and drive off once again.
iâm on my phone, still on chrisâ lap as i text with madi, my headphones in as other people listen to their music and talk. i start to notice something hard under me, thatâs not his leg, i look over to chris and see him staring at my legs, even biting his lip a little. he then catches me looking at his staring and turns his head away immediately, his face bright red.
madi đ«¶đ«¶
| holy shit did you see that?
| his staring? yes đ
| i told you, the tension is UNBELIEVABLE
| i think heâs hard tooâŠ
| WHAT?
| i need this ride to be over.
and eventually it is, after those two and a half hours. we get to the hotel, parking the car and getting out, chris adjusting his pants as me and madi look over at each other, her trying not to burst out laughing.
we get out all our bags as nick checks in at the hotel getting our keys, three rooms with two beds each. we get the the hallways of where the rooms are, âwhoâs with who?â matt asks. some people start talking about who they want until it just gets to arguing, ïżœïżœïżœokay okay, everyone shut up.â nick stops them as he thinks of something and takes out his phone.
âhereâs a random number generator, one to three. whoever gets the same number goes with each other, if you get the same number then do it again, yeah?â we all agree on it and nick goes first, he gets one. then nate, he gets three. then madi, she gets one. then me, i got two. then chris, he gets one, he goes again and gets two. FUCK. âokay so matt you with nate then,â i eye at madi again before nick hands us our keys and we all go into our rooms, me with chrisâŠ
âthe fuck?â chris scoffs as we walk into our room, âwhat?â he nods his head to the âbedsâ theres only one bed. âoh,â me and chris drop our bags in the room and go back to nick, âi thought you got three rooms, two beds each?â
âi did?â nick turns around to see chris and me, âwell come look at ours cause it definitely doesnât have two beds.â nick walks with me and chris to our room and he sees the one bed. âuhh, my bad.â
âmy bad?â chris mocks as him and nick argue for a little until i interrupt them, âguys stop, iâll just sleep on the floor, chris gets the bed,â i roll my eyes. chris sighs, âfine with me,â nick walks back to his room.
madi đ«¶đ«¶
| thereâs a pool, letâs go
| iâll meet you there
i walk into the bathroom of the room, changing into my swimsuit then going back out and putting my other clothes by my bag, âwhere are you going?â i laugh a little, âthereâs a pool, me and madi are going,â chris lays on the bed, on his phone as he talks, âyouâre welcome to come,â i smile as i walk out of the room.
when i get to the pool room i see madi there, we both get in the pool, âthereâs only one bed in our room,â i say as i bury my face in my hands, âiâm on the floor though,â she laughs, âyou shouldnât be, you guys need to suck it up and get rid of that tension, fuck it off you know?â i roll my eyes, âhow about fuck that idea?â
as me and madi hang out and swim the door to the pool room opens and here comes everyone else, âthe funs finally here!â nate shouts as he walk in and jumps into the pool, âmore like the funs leaving,â madi laughs as matt and nick walk over to sit on the edge of the pool then chris jumping in.
âchris!â i shake my head a little, getting some water off my face that got in my eyes. âoh iâm soooo sorry your majesty,â he snickers as he starts to swim around, madi looking at me in a âyou two kill meâ way and i mouth at her to shut up as i go back to swimming.
we all hang out for a while until it gets later and we go back to our rooms, cleaning up so we can all go to dinner soon. i take a shower as chris lays on the bed, on his phone once again. i get out and dry off mostly then i realize i forgot to bring my clothes in the bathroom, âchris!! can you get my black dress from my bag?â he yells back then grabs it, coming up to the bathroom door, âcan i come in?â he asks as i finish wrapping my towel around myself, hiding my body then opening the door. chris hides his eyes with his hand and the other holds out the dress, âthanks,â i laugh as i take the dress, closing the door then changing into it.
when iâm done in the bathroom i get out, going to my bag trying to find my jewlery, when i find it i lean my phone against some cabinet so i can see myself in the camera as i put on my jewlery, âyou look good,â i laugh a little, turning to him as i put in my other earring, ânot too bad yourself,â
âyou almost ready to go? weâre just meeting everybody else there,â i nod as i grab my phone, closing it and putting it in my bag as chris gets up and leads us to the door.
we make our way to the restaurant where we meet everyone else. we talk, eat, and laugh for a good few hours, around 7pm when we all walk back to the hotel, madi and nick then going into their room, matt and nate in theirs and me and chris in our room.
chris gets out of his clothes and puts on sweatpants, no shirt. he starts to get in his bed and go on his phone as i start to grab a blanket i packed and lay it down on the floor, then grabbing my pillow and setting it down then i start to lay down.
âwhat are you doing?â chris looks over his phone, seeing me laying on the floor, âwhat do you mean? sleeping?â he laughs some as he sits up on the bed a little, âdo you really think iâm making you sleep on the floor? come here,â he nods his head toward the bed, âreally?â
âof course, y/n. youâre not sleeping on the floor.â he pulls the blanket of the bed up a little, and making room for me. i get up and slip into the bed and cover the blanket over me, âthanks chrisâ he smiles then turns on his side to check his phone before turning back, âwanna watch a movie or something? iâm not honestly not even that tired,â
i grab my laptop from my bag and we decide on a movie. while watching it i feel his leg kick me under the blankets, i kick his back a little then lay my leg on top of his as we both focus on the movie. i then feel a hand go to my thigh as we lay our legs on top of each others. i try to look over at chris not turning my head and i see him staring at the blankets that cover our bodyâs. i turn my head to him as i feel his thumb gently rub at my thigh, his head turns to me as well and as soon as i know it hes kissing me. HES KISSING ME.
he then quickly pulls away, âiâm sorry. oh god. iâm sorry..â he moves away his hand and leg from me as tumbles off the bed, he walks to the bathroom and shuts the door trying to get away from me. for a moment i stay frozen in shock but then i get off the bed, closing my laptop and putting it away as i walk over to the bathroom, knocking on the door, âchris. can i come in?â for a little he doesnât say anything but then he slowly opens up the door, i see him standing in front of it, his face bright red as i grab his face, pulling him in for another kiss. he kisses me back deeply as i hold his face in my hands, his hands moving to my waist.
i pull away and look up at him, smiling, âcome back to the bed,â we both walk over to the bed, getting in once again as chrisâ head turns to me, ây/n.. i really like you,â i smile as i lift the blanket over us again, âi really like you too chris,â
we both get comfortable again as we lay on our sides, facing each other, âgoodnight,â chris smiles as he kisses my forehead, âgoodnight,â i turn to my other side and i get ready to sleep as i feel chrisâ arms around me, holding me tight as we both drift off to sleep.
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[Task force 141 + others with Gen z!reader] [pt3]
A/N: Some of these you /may/ have seen on tiktok, that is me who posted them on tiktok. I am green haired bitch so no I didn't steal anything LMAO. I hope these live up to yalls expectations.
The last two of these my lovely friend gave me inspiration for <3 @frogchiro
Warnings: She/her pronouns swearing, age gaps, tiktok memes (like always lmk if I miss something!)
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You steal Prices hat on numerous occasions bc its a fashion abomination and you refuse to let this man wear it around you. You hide around base as frequently as you can.
Jokes on you though bc he will literally wait til it's your birthday and buy you a matching one and will laugh at your scream of disgust.
Gaz one ups him by gifting you a matching hat as well, putting it on your head as he flicks the brim.
"Thanks Gaz! I love it!
"And not mine?"
"You're on thin ice, old man."
Price gets gifted a set from manscaped by the guys as a gag gift. He uses it for his beard bc he never bothered to look into why everyone was laughing around him.
Price takes your phone when you try and show him memes, squinting hard as fuck like a dad đ
Soap, if yall have the time off takes you to scottish football games and it's a whole thing. You sitting there while he gets drunk out of his fucking mind, hollering and whooping and you're there trying to sink into your seat.
Chances are someone's gonna shove you and you're gonna trip and fall bc everyone's so amped up and Soap threatens to beat the shit out of them. It's a miracle y'all don't get kicked out đ
If you have tattoos, Soap is the first one to take a marker set and color them in and adding his own additions. If you were ever to get them actually tattooed, he would tear up and pretend he isn't emotional about it.
"You like me that much Bonnie?"
He would get something of you too, so it evens out. This also makes Ghost in turn get a tattoo for you bc he refuses to be out done and he's just as attached
Neither of them get your call sign or your name, but they get something personal to what each of them associate you with.
The first time you meet Alex, you're across the room doing something that has your focus and didn't realize this is actually your first time meeting him. You ask him for a hand only to look up and see him extend his prosthetic at you with a smile and you scream.
"You asked for a hand but best I can do is a Leg." Price comes running and he sees the scene and rolls his eyes.
Everyone single one of them are the definition of "my girl can wear whatever she wants bc I'll break your jaw." meme btw. You can take care of yourself but you never need to bc they will beat a bitch up.
Laswell invites you constantly to come over and meet with her wife, esp if you don't have a mother figure. She always always tries to come on base to see you and always has a birthday and Christmas present on it's way to you wherever you may be. Her wife loves you to death and they've pretty much adopted you and you cannot escape it, oh well.
Gaz buys you whatever your little heart desires, especially if he's deployed away in a country where they sell exclusives of whatever you enjoy. It's a pain in the fucking ass to try and ship a anime figure to your place from Japan but he's gonna try his best.
Ghost doesn't share his food, or at least it was before you came along. He groans and grumbles about having to feed you but he wouldn't do it if he truly didn't want to. Soap asks and Ghost tells him to fuck off.
If you watch anime, please imagine trying to get everyone in the room and trying to explain who Dabi is. They're all so fucking old they keep thinking you're referring to the elf from Harry Potter and it infuriates you to no end.
Soap and Gaz know better but it's funnier to see you mad.
Being the youngest, they absolutely force you to do the jobs they don't want to. Whether it be cleaning the barracks, to cooking dinner when able, it doesn't matter bc they'll all pull rank on you.
"You're the new kid, get to it then."
"Ghosttttt-"
"Don't Ghost me."
Soap is the kind of motherfucker to play the fifa games and doesn't understand that he's stupid for buying it every single year bc there are no changes oncesoever. He will not listen to you about it and you've given up.
Ghost will see you talk about your etsy list and will ask for your phone, you trust him so of course you hand it over. He hands it back to you and it's just, all purchased. He says nothing while he sips on his tea while you scream at him asking why he did it. He won't tell you but it's because he knows it makes you happy and it'll keep your mood up, giving you a reason to be motivated to get through missions. It's also because he knows that retail therapy is a thing for your generation.
Soap, if you do any, is actually really good at doing your makeup! He knows how to do everything and he refuses to elaborate. (As a kid he'd do his mom's makeup when she went out for dates) he's the one who helps you doll up if you're going undercover.
Ghost, Gaz and Price find you unfunny whenever you make a "wow I wish British people were real." You say it so often and it gets annoying but they also just accept it's a part of life.
Soap personally enjoys the "SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRRRR" meme and will scream it with you. Ghost threatens to cut yalls tongue out.
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Stardew Valley Bachelors and how they deal with their secret crush on the farmer
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BEHOOOOLD! Iâm kind of back but Iâm not because I have a job and feel tired most of the time. I still need to get used to adult life. Anyway, here are the bachelors and how they deal with having a fat crush on you, you cutesy farmer person covered in filth!
Contents might be a bit NSFW so MINORSâŠyou know what not to do *fights them off with a stick*
Enjoy my brainrot đđ„°
Sam:
-Sammy is a cute little guy, almost like a dog wagging itâs tail when they see their owner.
-he is SO BAD at hiding it
-he will dream about you two jamming on a big stage together. In his ideal world, you two are a successful duo who make noise rock (kind of like the white stripes minus the weird siblings or married controversy)
-Sam will write songs about you. Itâs not intentional per say, and he thinks he really sucks at writing love songs, but it just happens whenever he has to think about you. The words just start flowing.
-he might or might not have had some steamy shower fantasies about youâŠwhile in the shower. Jodie keeps complaining about the water bill being unusually high đ
-yet, Sam is usually not too horny when he is in love with you. He is more gushy and daydreamy than anything
Sebastian:
-homeboy works with nightcore versions of love songs to cope with his longing
-he isnât the type to show his feelings so openly, so no one really notices his crush on you. Maybe Sam, but well, he is Sebâs best bud. Of course he can tell
-He notices how his sleep has improved since having a crush on you. He willingly goes to bed earlier to have some time to imagine scenarios of you two
-just you and him together on his cool ass motorcycle, driving into the night and ending it with a passionate kiss (sounds familiar?)
-well,,, letâs just say Seb is increasingly horny since having a crush on you. Before, he was almost certain he is some sort of asexual, but nope đ heâs healthy and extremely down bad for the filthy farmer who eats raw fish out of the pond đ„°
-what I mean by horny? Uhhh⊠he didnât really need to rely on certain websites to satisfy his needs, thatâs for sure đ
Harvey:
-Harvey is a good man. A very good man
-god bless his soul đ«
-Harv isnât the type to have crushes easilyâŠI canât believe it either, considering his crush on Maru who is way younger than him đ
-but in my head, he isnât the type to be all lovey dovey over someone. Thatâs why heâs so bad at hiding it. But you donât really notice. You just suspect it but it could also be his usual anxiety lol
-it happened anywayđ and he doesnât know how to cope. At all.
-he has to think about you at all times, especially when he looks at the empty jars of delicious pickles youâve made him
-This man is usually collected, but now?! He forgets everything, canât even form a comprehensible sentence at times when his mind is busy thinking about a romantic picknick date with a lovely farmer
-Harveyâs libido is pretty much a dead beat horse đ but now he even feels the desire to do some nasty nasty at times. Itâs still pretty tame, heâs a gentleman through and through, but wild for him to have those feelings and longings after what feels like decades. Heâs not mad at it. He has felt low-key dead inside for so long so this is very exciting and heâs eager to explore this side of himâŠdespite being anxious đ
Elliott:
-bet your ass heâs the prince of crushes
-he is very dedicated and welcomes those refreshing feelings with a kiss
-feeling better than usual AND having inspiration to write ?! SIGN HIM UP
-he will use every chance he can get to talk to you, maybe even get you drunk (in a non creepy way) because he likes when youâre unapologetically authentic and let loose. It makes him feel more in touch with your soul (or some shit idk Iâm not a poet)
-Elliott is NOT SUBTLE
-you practically know from the start that he has the hots for you, but itâs kinda funny seeing him try to pretend itâs not that wayâŠif you can even call that pretending not to be đ
- his passion doesnât end at his artistry. This guy will spend a lot of time in his shower thinking about what could be, or sitting at the docks at night just staring at the sea (heâs NOT doing anything nasty in public, peeps. Donât get it twisted)
-I can also see him recreate a romantic bedroom date heâd love to have with youâŠbut itâs just him đ€·đŒââïž self care king đ
Shane:
-like Harvey: HE CANNOT COPE!
-he hasnât felt like this since high school. Every other encounter with potential partners was surface level and only based on sexual satisfaction
-so caring about you, thinking about what makes you happy and how he could be the reason you smile every day, thatâs a lot for him
-as stupid as it sounds, he spirals and becomes low-key miserable over it. Give this man a 101 lesson on how to process emotions đ
-despite the constant anxiety he feels, he low-key enjoys it. Itâs kind of hopeless as well as pointless in his honest opinion, but there is this believe, that 0.00001% chance (in his mind) that he could turn his life around and be happy with you, married and maybe have a child of his own one day
-but thatâs wishful thinking, riiiiiiight? So what does a self loathing piece of alcoholic man do instead of making a move? Yeah, self pleasure even more than usual, to get at least a bit of serotonin and the willpower to get his shit together, at least for you if it isnât for him. Heâs pretty rough with it too (ouch, unless youâre into that)
-sorry bros but him having a crush is not really all that cute. Heâs my cutie pie, but letâs be real: him dealing with those feelings he tried to shut off for so long will be tragic in a way. Heâs battling his inner demons here. So yeah⊠:(
Alex:
-my man, my maaaaan đ„°
-he has earned a soft spot in my heart, bless his soul
-so Alex has a crush on you from the start, itâs basically canon
-can he show his feelings? Yes! Can he do that in a way that can be read as the feelings he tries to get across to you? NO!
-low-key bullying is his love language đ„°
-at least in the beginning. Heâs a bit anxious and fears he isnât good enough for you, so he doesnât try to be authentic. Being the jock jerk everyone expects him to be gets a reaction out of you and thatâs better than nothing, right?
-heâs neither the poetic nor the intellectual type, so he doesnât process his emotions by writing them down or putting them into words. Just imagine him going about his work-out routine, just thinking about your beautiful smile and rocking bod while sweating like a hog
-Alex and quiet ? Yes thatâs possible. I imagine him to go quieter than usual since having a crush on you. He processes everything internally and that takes a lot of time for him as he usually just shrugs off his emotions and doesnât try to brood too much on them. But now?! He canât but blush in silence as he just imagines how soft and small your hands must be next to his (yours are way more impressive than his and calloused to the gods, but let him have this moment)
-when it comes to being nastyâŠAlex is a serial romantic. We know that he probably was the ladyâs man back in school so he probably got some action one way or another. In other words, man has the libido of a teen that just hit puberty đ
-despite being quite horny, he was able to manage to just do it every other day. Now, he cannot even get out of bed in the morning before doing it as you pester his dreams and make his hormones go crazy first thing in the morningâŠso many nice boxer shorts were lost along the way đ«Ą
-he also did his own laundry for the first time during that period lmfao
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv shane#sdv bachelors#sdv Alex#sdv Sam#sdv Elliott#sdv Harvey#sdv sebastian#sdv headcanons#stardew valley harvey#stardew valley shane#Stardew valley Sam#stardew valley sebastian#Stardew valley Elliott#Stardew valley Alex
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Drunken confessions- Lucifer x reader- 100 Followers special! âš
A/N- Hey everyone! This small one shot is a Luci x reader fic to mark my 100 followers special (It increased to 120 as I was writing this lmfaoaoaođđ) per the poll I hosted not too long ago. We can't get enough of our favourite boy, can we
Tysm guys <3
Nsfw ahead!
đŠąÂ·:*šàŒș â±âźâ± àŒ»Âš*:·đŠą
You swirl the remaining amount of red drink in your cup, facing the only man that you love with all your heart.
âSo, Apple Pie, this ain't so bad, right?â
Lucifer and yourself have been together for years.
Today marks the fifth year of such.
You guys have been through thick and thin together, and over the course of those years, his love for you only grew, especially when you saw Charlie as your own and she loved you as a mother in turn.
So much so that she decided to organise a âSuper romantic, candle lit, heartfelt dinnerâ (Her words, not mine) at her hotel.
Nonetheless, she really pulled off all the stops; that quirk just sort of comes with her personality.
Just like her father.
âYour daughter has really outdone herself this time Luci,â you place the glass cup on the table.
âYeah, sshe's like that,â The demon king chuckles, drinking another glass of wine.
âCareful, you know how tipsy you can get darling,â
Your lover snickers.
âAsss if! Yourârre talking to the King of Hell here,â The rosy-cheeked demon takes your hand.
He hiccups.
âOh yeah? Well, my king seems to be tripping over his words. Come on love, let's go upstairs,â You grab Lucifer by the arm, but he pulls you back into a hug.
âI love you sooooo much, my Songbird,â Lucifer plants his lips on yours, which you accept.
Kissing him is like eating : you need it to live, and it's exhilarating when you appreciate it, no matter how often you partake in it.
His hands trace up and down your back, reaching for the zipper at the back of your dress.
âHey now? Cheeky are we?â You tease.
âCome on, my darling King, let's go somewhere more⊠private,â Seems like the alcohol caught up to you too.
Nonetheless, Lucifer displays a toothy grin and bridal carries you to one of the guest bedrooms upstairs.
The room was decorated with an array of shades of red. The bed was king size with plush pillows and a crimson sheet.
But more about that later.
Lucifer hungrily pounces on you, pinning you on the bed, painting bites and hickeys all over your neck, eliciting moans from you.
You tussle his platinum blond hair and your legs find themselves wrapped around your husbandâs waist, as you both continue to make out passionately, rocking back and forth as one.
Things were getting steamy, and lo and behold, a familiar friend appears from Luciferâs groin.
He pulls you closer, and you grind against him.
âUgh, Sweetheart,â Lucifer groans from the pressure.
Luciferâs hands frantically try to take off your dress by all means, pathetically wanting you, needing you.
You tsk.
âNeedy, aren't we?â Your fingers drum gently on his flushed face, eyes lidded.
You sit on top of him, pretending to think, continuing to grind on him.
âNow, now, good things don't come fastâŠ. but~,â You pause.
âGood boys deserve a reward, am I right?â You coo, the King of Hell whimpering at the words in agreement.
Even though you've done this countless times, itâs still amusing how you can bring the King of Hell down to a blubbering mess.
The alcohol sure does help though.
âSongbird- please- I can't take this anymore,â
âSsh, Itâs okay honey, just relax, you're a bit drunk right now. Let me take care of you,â you say as you pull down your partnerâs trousers, letting his erect cock loose.
Lucifer zips down your dress simultaneously and it falls off of the bed. His lust-filled eyes look at your beautiful figure, truly enamoured by it.
Slowly, you let yourself sit on his throbbing dick, holding Luciferâs face in your hands, whispering sweet nothings in his ear.
You could practically feel him itching to thrust himself in you, but refraining from doing so.
âMy love please,â Lucifer whines as his hips buckle under your body, begging for any stimulation.
Finally (To Lucifer anyway) you start to shift and move around on his member.
When you started, both of you couldn't stop. Despite his position, he manages to pump in and out of you.
âHng- Ahh, Yes! Right there, ng-â your wet folds expand to his cock, and your arms claw at his back, you moan at each and every thrust that reaches within you.
âDon't stop- Oh God I'm about to-â before you could even sputter the words out, your orgasm makes you shiver and draw heavy breaths along with Luciferâs cum filling up your hole, thin ropes of it glazing down his manhood.
You feel the demonâs wings wrapping around you in an embrace, closing you both from the world; it's only you and him.
âAngel?â Lucifer mumbles into your shoulder.
âHm?â
âI love you so much. Thank you for being mine,â
âAnd the same from me Luci,â You gently peck his beautiful face.
ê§ê„âââ»âčâ»ââê„âââ»âčâ»ââê„âââ»âčâ»ââê„âââ»âčâ»ââê„ê§
âSooo, how was the dinner?â Charlie practically jumping up and down of her seat during breakfast the next morning.
Lucifer wanted to sleep in a bit, so you let him be upstairs.
âPerfect, Charlie,â You respond, sipping a cup of tea.
âThank you,â
âYo Charlie,â Angel pipes up.
âSeems like you may have a younger sibling sometime soon- ow!â you kick the porn star under the table.
Charlie flushes at Angelâs remark.
You groan at Angelâs smug grin.
Well, at least Charlie knows that you and her dad love each other.
Right?
đŠąÂ·:*šàŒș â±âźâ± àŒ»Âš*:·đŠą
Word count- 913 words~
#fanfiction#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar x reader#hazbin lucifer#lucifer magne#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#fluff#Switch lucifer
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could u do johnnie guilbert smut? maybe with him being sub? like whimpering and shit đ idk how else to explain lmao đ
Disco Stick. (Johnnie Guilbert x Fem!Reader.)
warning: consensual sex under the influence of alcohol.
im not sure if all of this is true so if its not pretend it is!
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The club was definitely not my first choice of entertainment, but it'd do. Me and F/n pulled up to the most popular club near us, hoping we'd meet new guys to spice up our boring lives.
we got in surprisingly quick and went to find somewhere to sit and get drinks. we settled on the bar, sitting in the very far corner so we wouldnt bother anyone. I ordered my usual while f/n decided not to drink at all so she could drive us home. sadly, next time id be designated driver.
"its boring over here, once you get your drink lets go walk around or something." she offered, sipping her sprite.
i nodded in agreement. shorty after, i finally got my drink and we got up to walk around. i sipped on my drink as we began to walk into a crowd. i was worried id spill it. i pushed through a couple people carefully, making not to disturb anyone. 2 guys with black hair stood in front of me, i began to swerve around them before one turned around, bumping into me. luckily, my drink didnt get spilt.
"shit, i am so sorry." i heard an old, oddly familiar voice apologize.
"its all good," i looked up to see his face. "no fucking way, johnnie? do you remember me from chemistry?"
excitement twinkled in his eyes as he smiled. "yeah, you were the best lab partner i ever had. how could i forget?"
"i remember you too!" jake said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
"sorry, jake! how could i forget you, you always made chemistry genuinely funny!"
"junior year chem was the shit with the 3 of us!" johnnie added as he giggled.
"we should catch up! ill buy you 2 a drink!" i yell over the blaring music.
"im down." he grinned. i grabbed his hand and we walked back to the bar, f/n and jake behind us.
as we sat back down, i introduced them to f/n. "this is f/n, she didnt go to the same highschool as us but we went to middle school together and weve been friends ever since."
jake shook her hand and johnnie waved. "im jake, and this is johnnie." he said, tilting his head towards johnnie.
"hey! its nice to meet you guys." she smiled sweetly.
we spent a couple more hoirs drinking and reminiscing over all of the awkward but funny moments we had together. the three of us were the chemistry group as people would say. although we fucked off a lot, all of us ended with a 95% or higher because we made that class bearable. id rather not talk about my other grades, though.
by the time we were leaving, me and johnnie were drunk as fucking sailors. we held onto eachother, stuck like glue as we giggled over everything. we frequently tripped, unsure of our footing causing f/n or jake to help us regain our shared balance. i had my arm wrapped around his shoulders and the other holding onto the arm that was wrapped around my waist. me and johmnie clicked, just like old times.
f/n and jake threw us in the backseat. johnnie laid his head on my shoulder and i rested my head on top of his. i was nearly asleep before i was awoken by johnnie gagging loudly. "ew, what the fuck was that about?" i slurred.
"i felt like it." he laughed. i rolled my eyes and got out of the car as we parked. i dragged johnnie out behind me and gripped onto him the same way i had before.
while i was drifiting off, f/n and jake had decided theyd just stay the night at our apartment. me and johnnie were estatic about our sleepover. "why dont we just share your bed?" he smiled and laughed, making his eyes squint.
i sighed contently. "that sounds amazing. you can be my pillow." i smiled sweetly.
"of course." johnnie slurred, following me into my room.
"goodnight, lovebugs, sleep tight." f/n teased while jake ooo'd from the living room.
i laughed at her comment and laid in bed next to johnnie. he looked deeply into my eyes, looking like he had something to say but holding back. but i knew what he wanted to say, and i wanted to say it too. "i was in love with you all throughout highschool." i confessed.
"really?" his face brightened, "i was, too. theres not a day where you dont cross my mind, still." he admitted.
"me too, i was so scared to reach out. i wish you said something before we graduated." i frowned.
"me too." he whispered, his eyes flickering down to my lips then back up into my eyes. his blue eyes pierced through mine, making my insides turn to mush.
we gazed into eachothers eyes for a solid minute before i leaned in and kissed him. he immediately kissed me back, grabbing my waist and pulling me in. it was passionate and needy, making chills run down my spine. i pressed into him, wanting more. his tongue swiped my bottom lip. i ran my fingers through his hair before flipping us over and sitting on top of him. his hands carefully slid down to my ass, giving it a gentl squeeze before moving down to grip my thighs.
johnnie pulled back. "is this okay?" he asked, breathing heavily.
i nodded fast, pulling him back in. i grinded down onto his hard member, making him whimper quietly into my mouth. he began to take off my shirt, breaking the kiss long enough that i could get his off, too. i lazily unbuttoned his pants, not bothering to break the kiss. i felt his hot breath heavy on my face. i pulled his jeans down just enough so i could see his boxers.
"fuck, y/n," johnnie whispered, pulling my shorts and underwear off from under my skirt. he didnt bother removing it.
i desperately oulled his boxers down, revealing his hardened cock. i bit my lip as i looked up at him. "youre okay with this, right?"
"yes, please, i need you so bad." johnnie moaned quietly, gripping my hips as i
lined up my entrance with his tip.
i slowly began to sit, just as eager to feel him inside of me as he was. "you dont know how long ive wanted to do this, pretty boy. fuck, you feel so good." i moaned, leaning down to kiss his neck, i sucked and bit, leaving dark hickeys all over his neck and chest.
his fingertips left prints in my hips, which were most likely going to bruise in the morning but the pressure was perfect. he melted under my touch, whimpereing curses under his breath.
i sped up the pace, whispering sweet nothings in his ear. "youre so amazing," i moaned, placing my hands on his chest and tracing his tattoos.
"fuck, if you keep doing that im going to cum even quicker." he admitted, throwing his head back and biting down onto his lip.
i swiftly bounced on his cock, moaning and praises filled the room. "you fuck me so good." i tell johnnie, making his cock twitch inside of me.
"im going to cum," he whimpered and moaned, squeezing his eyes shut.
"cum with me, johnnie." i cursed under my breath.
my body tensed as i felt my stomach swirl and knot. i hit my climax, slowly riding his dick to help him ride out his high as well. he pulled out and came all over my stomach. "fuck." he said one last time, his body going limp.
i dropped down next to him, pulling the covers over our naked bodies. "i needed that so bad." i admitted before placing a soft kiss on his lips.
wrapped in eachothers arms, we slept like rocks.
#jake and johnnie#johnnie guilbert#oneshot#smut#drunk kink#drunk#fanfiction#i have no idea what to put for hashtags
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since y'all seemed to want this.... here's the live notes i took while listening to each song for the first time (bold are thoughts i had during later listens)
fortnight:Â
âi was a functioning alcohol till nobody noticed my new aestheticâ what the fuck does that even meanâŠ
love the fact she gave post the female collab treatment. donât wanna hear what he has to say.Â
theyâre voices sound actually good together?Â
some pockets of the melody are catchy
okay i donât hate thisÂ
ttpd:
her red flags are on fire in this song lol
this seems very half-cooked
also jacks weird mixing continues to plague us all
CHARLIE PUTH???? WHAT THE FUCK WHY HE HERE
tattooed golden retriever??? âŠâŠno way
my boy breaks all his favorite toys:
i blinked and itâs half over
this also is like⊠half cooked and didnât need to be released tbh
i love the way she sings the second verse tho
down and:
the production does not match the vibe
did tpain produce this
iâm⊠kinda bored lol
like i have nothing to say this also didnât need to be released tbhÂ
this grew on me a lot actually
so long londonÂ
the production is so futuristic?Â
oh im obsessed with how she sounds on this one
her talk-singing in the verses is great
honest lyrics without any clunky unnecessary metaphors! a win!!
the fast-paced verses with th slow chorus is really really cool
a favorite so far
daddy i love him
i can barely hear her? the bad mixing continuesÂ
âgrowing up precociously sometimes means not growing up at allâ oh yeah WE KNOW
is thisâŠâŠ is this about her dating matty and loving how people hate him⊠no fucking way sheâs this stupid
SHE IS BEING THIS STUPID
âitâs white noiseâ yeah yeah thatâs exactly how id describe him Â
.... anyway y'all remember when fans really believed the little mermaid theory and this song was supposed to be about how 'joe stole her voice' lmaooo
we will pretend this one doesn't exist!
fresh out the slammer
are we getting another âi didnât cheat technicallyâ song lol
what is this weird tempo changeâŠ.
okay kinda catchy
itâs sounds exactly like you are in love at the endâŠ.. jack is really out of tricks
florida
âmy friends all smell like weed or little babiesâ what the fuck is she even talking about anymoreÂ
iâm sorry but iâm laughing at the phrase âfuck me up floridaâ
again the production sounds so detached from the vocalsÂ
i honestly still have no idea how i feel about this one
guilt as sin
an real instrument?? wow crazyÂ
okay sheâs kinda cute? catchy and fun, love the melody
i love when she goes up at the end of the vocalÂ
okayâŠ. i donât mind this one sheâs catchy, a little too long and drawn out but cute
whoâs afraid of little old me?
what is this production? itâs way too soft to be as threatening as theyâre trying forÂ
why did jack push her vocals back so far when sheâs supposed to screamâŠ. thatâs ruins the whole thingâŠ. sheâs supposed to be screaming and threateningâŠ.. not quiet and far awayâŠ. hello
this song is trying very hard to be threatening but itâs not... vigilante shit 2.0
âyou wouldnât last an hour in the asylum they raised meââŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ upper middle-class pennsylvania?Â
âiâm drunk on my own tears isnât that what they all say, thatâll sue you if you step on my lawnâ okay bar?
the bridge was good but thatâs about it.
i can fix himÂ
âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ not another matty song oh god
âi can handle a dangerous manââŠâŠ im too stunned to speak this is so embarrassingÂ
wow taylor really is that girl who like âwomen supporting womenâ and then dates/defends a racist bfâŠ. a walking example of white feminism
intersectional feminism found dead.... twice....
loml
okay this is really nice?Â
I WAS ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE SONG WHY DID SHE RUIN IT BY SAYING âMR STEAL YOUR GIRLâ đ
if we ignore that one line we're good this is good. im refusing to let that line ruin such a good song
i can do it with a broken heart
âbitch smileâ why are there so many cringey lyrics on this album lol
what is this song omg why do i kind of like itÂ
taylor please learn depressed isnât a synonym for sadÂ
they recycled the mastermind productionÂ
wait till taylor finds out most of the entire world is sad while they're doing their job and has to pretend they're not
smallest man who ever livedÂ
oh i think i like this?
âyou said normal girls were boringâ GIRL AND YOU DIDNT IMMEDIATELY GET UP AND LEAVE??? EWWWW??? she's not beating the pick-me allegations
'i just wanna know if rusting my sparking summer was the goal' okay love that line
i like this a lot
the alchemy
noâŠ.. no way this is real
i cannot
THE SPORTS METAPHORS WE JOKED SHED DO THAT AND SHE ACTUALLY DID IT OH NOÂ
touchdown â
teams â
benches â
winning streak â
the league â
sheâs doingâŠâŠ the worst thing ever this is so laughableÂ
the corny lyrics are on overloadÂ
âthis time itâs heroine with an eâ didnât she write folklore? i canât rememberÂ
that literally was an snl parody of a taylor song
clara bow
love how the guitar sounds⊠bet money this is an aaron trackÂ
a stevie nicks reference!! a win!!!
i like this one a lot no cringey lyrics yet
nope never mind she name-dropped herself donât like that
overall really liked it tho
the black dog
i think i like it?? this is kind of what i expected the album to be
okay for once the weird production choices kind of pay off
imgonnagetyouback
kinda catchy?Â
she loves a fancy car getting wrecked line
the pre-choruses are the best partÂ
this wouldâve been better without the jack of it all bc he loves a song that doesnt build to anything
this just comes down to personal preference: i donât like her lighter vocals with jackâs heavy production (ie most of lover lol)
the albatross
a real instrument!!! production that matches taylorâs voice and is well mixed!!! aaronâs arrived!!Â
i think itâs solid, has good writing and she sounds great. that's about it.
chloe or sam orâŠ
took me a solid minute to have any semblance of a fuck to know what was going on but okay
okay i love this one
wayyyy more emotive than like⊠most of the original album
a lot of the 2nd version (or whatever this is lol) are way more emotive, maybe because her voice isnt drenched in reverb so we can actually hear her voice emote better
how did it end
this sounds like an old school adele song?Â
i love this one tooâŠ.Â
her being upset people wanna know what happened but then also feeding it while promoting the album oopÂ
i love the story of this one it's so refreshing
so high school
THE PRODUCTION is so good ugh aaron never failsÂ
the man here is a walking red flag girl and the lyrics are ~not it~ but the production is too pretty to hate it
fuck these lyrics are so bad lol
maybe if i disassociate hard enough i can ignore the lyrics and just listen to the production and vibe
give me a karaoke version of this song and we'd be so back
i hate it here
i mentioned disassociation and she made a whole song about it!!!! this oneâs mine!!!!Â
âwithout all the racistsâ GIRL HUH
WHAT WAS THE REASON
also... girl donât act like we donât know youâre fine with that lololololol
if i had a dime for every time i was liking a song to then have it slapped away because of a bad, out-of-pocket lyricâŠâŠÂ
thank you aimee
this isnât grabbing my attentionÂ
oh the bridge is interestingÂ
itâs mehÂ
i will never be thanking the people that bullied me thanks tho
i look in peoples windowsÂ
what do you mean aaron didnât produce this??? itâs well-made and has instruments?Â
i love this one, again a really interesting and unique concept that's very refreshing to hear at this point when a lot of the songs feel repetitive
the prophecy
aaron guitar!!!!Â
sheâs nice i like herÂ
i've really grown to love how she sings this one, the melodies are cool.. however i feel like we've heard the same melody.. like on this exact album... where she upturns at the end of every line...
cassandraÂ
this seems veryâŠ. familiar⊠idk i feel like weâve covered this (i mean there are 31 songs weâve already covered everything lol)
this is such an aaron song, that's a classic 'the national' piano
i like her voice in this one tho, sounds good
peter
oh love i love this
now this? THIS feels the most like a taylor swift song
once again sheâs at her best with a simple instrument and emotive simple lyrics
the piano reminds me of champagne problems
the bolterÂ
i like this! the chorus is so cute
oh i like that ending line a lot!
sheâs cute, a little long and drawn out but cute
robin
i havenât seen anyone talk about this one
welpâŠ. i literally have no feelings toward this one but sounds pretty!Â
the manuscript
oh this is soooooooo powerfulÂ
i love this conceptÂ
her ending the album on another introspective album that sums everything up a la dear reader yep yep!!
if you actually read of this ily đ
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Could I please request a Wenclair x Male reader where Enid and the reader have been at a party and arrive back at the dorm drunk and both flirt with a very sober and mildly annoyed Wednesday?
Silly drunks
Wednesday Addams x male Reader x Enid Sinclair
(Wednesday )
Summary: you and enid get drunk at a party, and come to the dorms to flirt with your annoyed girlfriend ,,, Wenclair
Tw:, swearing, threats, alcohol
(Y/n)=your name
â-this is thoughts-â
âThis is talkingâ
Requested by: @lica24
(Iâm aging the characters up, but letâs pretend nothing else changedđâŠ.sorry this took me a bit, life stuff, ALSO, I didnât think Iâd have to say this, but this is not smut, I donât write smut of minor, thatâs gross)
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You and Enid havenât been partying for awhile now, and you both are starting to feel a bit, wonky?
Itâs only then you realize the punch seems, more sour than itâs supposed to.
You nudge enid, and slur. âHeyyy eniee, the punch seems a lil, weiRdd. Maybe we shouldd leave?â
Enid blinks and slurs back. âWhaaa noooOo.â She chugs the rest of her drink.
You hold her hand and go up to Bianca.âMm hey did someone spike the punch?â
She looks at you, seeming drunk out of her mind. âWha?? Who are you?â She suddenly giggles.
You raise your eyebrow at her.
âOk, mm hhow about we walk you to ur dorm?â
She stops giggling, and just nods slowly. âMmm Yea ok, sure.â
Enid speaks up âMmm oK Yea i donât feel good Letâs go.â
She kinda just, drops her cup on the ground and leans on you.
â
You being the most sober walk Bianca to her dorm, while practically carrying enid. Youâre actually kinda proud of yourself , being as drunk as you are.
â
Soon you and enid get to her dorm, loudly at that.
You walk in to a pitch black room, then suddenly a lamp turns on , revealing a tired and annoyed Wednesday.
You jump in surprise and Enid squeals.
âDo you have any idea what time it is?â
Wednesday stats with cold eyes and raspy voice, likely from her waiting for you two to come back ,past her bedtime.
You blush. âHeyyyyy weddds-â
She shushes you.
âYouâre both intoxicated, arent you.â She asks, but it sounds more like a statement.
âI thought I told you both to get here around 19 pm sharp, It is now 3 am.â
You giggle, trying to lighten her mood.
âWeâre just intoxicated from your love.â You say, giving her sloppy wink.
Enid then stumbles to Wednesday.
âDont be mad babbyy.â She leans on Wednesday, who begrudgingly lets her, for the sake of not falling over.
You get on the other side of her. âYeaa cmon, it was only once, well be carefulll.â
You say, resting your hand on the back of her neck, and head on her shoulder.
Wednesday doesnât know If itâs due to lack of sleep, but she feels a burning feeling in her face whenever you two get so close.
âEnough.â She stated with a flushed face. âI was only waiting for you two to get back ,so I could lecture you and go to bed.â
Enid pouts. âAnd because uou love us right?â
Wednesday scowls. âNo. Now get off me, both of you.â
You smirk and sink to kiss her jaw. âWhat if we dont wanna weds?â
Wednesday nearly chokes and pushâs you both off.
You fall and Enid falls on you. It hurt, bit not too bad because your body is tingly.
Wednesday huffs and walks to her bed, then gets in it, clearly ready for sleep.
You pout and help enid up. Then you both try to get in bed with her.
She glares at you both. âNo.â
âAwww come on WednesdayâŠ.â You whine.
âWeâll be careful and quietttt.â Enid whines along with you.
Wednesday says nothing to you both.
âŠâŠ
After a few seconds pass, she looks at you both, clearly annoying.
âAre you getting in bed or not?â
You and Enid perk up snd go to the bed, slipping in and cuddling with Wednesday.
âNot a word.â She declares.
And you both ignore that and continue to flirt with her until it seems she will catch on fire.
Then you both pass out cold on top of her, leaving Wednesday to deal with her complicated feelings.
â-Idiots.-â she thinks to herself.
â-Iâll lecture them more tomorrow, im too tiredâŠnot because i like them sleeping on me. That would be idiotic.-â
She eventually falls asleep.
â
In the morning, you and enid have no idea what happened, but still get and earful from Wednesday about, âinappropriate behavior.â
You both donât care.
#wednesday addams x reader#wednesday#addams wednesday#wednesdayaddams#wednesday addams x y/n#jenna ortega#jenna ortega x reader#wednesday addams x gn reader#wednesday addams x male reader#wenclair#wenclair x male reader#wenclair x reader#wenclair angst#drunk#enid x y/n#enid x wednesday#wednesday x enid#enid x you#enid sinclair#wednesday x reader#wednsday addams#wednesday addams x you#wednesday x y/n#enid x reader#wednesday and enid#enid and wednesday#enid wednesday#wednesday x you#enid sinclair x male reader#enid sinclair x reader
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Hiii :D
Wanna req some modern au Kid, Mihawk and Shanks with a s/o who always manages to zone out at the worst time possible, (like they're driving and stopped at a red light, not realizing that what seemed a moment later the light turned green and everyone is beeping at them or they're being late, smth distracts them and they literally just freeze in place lost in the most off topic thoughts ever) hcs or scenario, all's good with me gosh I zone out way too much
Gosh sorry for the long ask and since I'm here I just might remind you to go drink some water and take care of yourself, cuz we need ya and your hilarious writings here, to brighten up our days yk? ( ËêłâË )
love ya <3
a/n - ERROR HOW HAVE I BEEN LAUGHING FOR A SOLID TEN MINUTES AT THIS ASK SUEBDHBDHDBD đđđđ awww Iâm so glad that I can brighten up your guysâ days that really brightens mine đ„șđđ
Warnings â ïž - cracky, g/n reader, modern au, shanks doesnât have an arm (letâs just say it got bitten off by a shark because he thought drinking beer while surfing was a brilliant idea)
- watch him ban you from driving đ
- last time you decided to drive to a coffee shop was the last straw for the poor man
- âY/n please keep your eyes on the road.â
- *minute passes, now itâs a green light*
- heâs looking at a newspaper while people behind you guys are honking
- you had taken sight of a beautiful monarch butterfly, cruising around just outside your window
- you didnât even realize the light had turned green
- Mihawk was about to get out of the car and go punch some people for honking but then he realized the light had been green for minutes, and you two were holding up the biggest line of cars heâd ever seen
- âY/n! Itâs green-!â
- He undid his seatbelt and climbed into the seat with you, hitting his head on the ceiling while simultaneously giving himself a bad back
- he pressed the gas while you stared at the butterfly, and you snapped out of it when you realized the car was moving, and Mihawkâs huge ass was right in front of your face
- âMihawk what are you doing-â
- he sighed and kept driving forward until the light from before turned red right as he started going
- Cars from the right were about to crash into you too when you started screaming at him to go faster
- âMIHAWK GO GO GO GO GO-!â
- âTHIS DAMN CAR WONT GO ANY FASTER! GET ON MY LEFT SIDE!â
- he was saying that to protect you, so that he would take most of the damage if you both were hit
- Luckily, you two made it to the next intersection just before getting hit, and there was a long silence in the car on the way home
- â⊠youâre banned from driving.â
- âBUT-â âI donât want to hear it.â
- âthank you for protecting me, donât pretend like you didnât do that đâ
- âđđđâ
- he ignored you for about an hour after that (he wasnât mad, just terrified)
- shanks is a horrible driver himself, so he gets it! Heâs usually drunk while driving anyways!
- zoning out is totally fine because usually heâll just stare at you and think about how beautiful/handsome you are đ„°
- today you both were driving to a movie, you had gotten a nice cup of coffee just before as well :)
- shanks was staring at his phone, struggling to figure out where the fuck he put the tickets
- you saw the most awesome skateboarder who was doing tricks along the sidewalk, and you managed to turn sharp left, almost straight into the sidewalk
- shanks immediately grabbed the wheel with his arm and swerved back, but the absolute boiling hot coffee cup was slipping through your grip
- poor shanks saw that and was starting to panic
- âBaby i only got ONE ARM-â
- the hot coffee spilled all over his lap and this idiot started screaming at the top of his lungs
- âBABE MY BALLS ARE GOING TO MELT WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO HOT?â
- bigass man baby woke you up and you started driving normally again, apologizing to your almost crying boyfriend for zoning out
- âMy dick hurts.â
- âPlease donât ever say that again.â
- âBUT ITâS TRUE?? IT HURTS LIKE- HELL!â
- âalso what were you looking at out there?â
- âsome cool skateboarding guy.â
- excuse me-??
- âA guy?..â.
- âTHATS WHY YOU BURNED MY COCK OFF BABE?! AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH?!â
- he started shaking your arm and you were literally about to crash, âSHANKS STOP IM GOING TO CRASH!â
- pls heâs a terrible driver just because of the fact that he will literally scream and flip someone off for not using their turn signal
- I imagine him to obey every single driving law except for the one âdonât be a fucking assholeâ
- he oftentimes will ask for your help when heâs building stuff, like asking for tools and such
- âbabe hand me the wrench.â
- âhammer.â
- ânails.â
- âwater.â
- thatâs basically what your job is. đ
- he was welding today, and needed your help to place something at just the right time so he wouldnât either burn your apartment down or burn his arm off
- âBabe, need it now.â
- you were tuned out completely, and of course at the absolute perfect time đ
- âbabe.â
- he waved his other hand in front of your face to try and get your attention but that didnât seem to work
- âY/N L/N HELLO?!â
- kaboom
- smoke filled the room as you coughed and grabbed the thing you were supposed to hand him
- âKidd you need this thingy yet??â
- âŠ
- your audacity.
- his sllooooooooow turn of his head
- his face was stained with black smoke, a nail shooting out of his work and hitting him in the forehead as he stared down at you with the most dead expression
- you were dead. so dead.
a/n - not me being a little cheeky shit and giggling at my own writing đ
#one piece#one piece x reader#one piece hcs#anime hcs#eustass kid#kid x reader#kid x you#kid one piece#eustasscaptainkid#shanks x reader#shanks one piece#shanks op#op shanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#shanks x you#shanks x y/n#red haired shanks#mihawk x reader#mihawk x you#mihawk x y/n#dracule mihawk#mihawk one piece#hawkeye mihawk#mihawk op#op kid
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assigning LaDS men their TTPD theme songs and specific lyrics
go and open up the entire album with the LaDS in your mind uwu i swear this is too much angst but like not the whole song but vibes <333 someone please write fics on these
Fortnight â Zayne
(I was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me/ I was a functioning alcoholic till nobody noticed my new aesthetic)
(All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February/ I took the miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary)
(And for a fortnight there we were together/ Run into you sometimes, comment on my sweater/ Now youâre at the mailbox, turned into good neighbours)
The Tortured Poets Department â Rafayel
(You left your typewriter at my apartment/ Straight from the Tortured Poets Department/ I think some things Iâll never say like âWho uses typewriters anyway?â)
(But you awaken with dread/ Pounding nails in your head/ But Iâve read this one where you come undone/ I chose this cyclone with you)
+ The entire chorus and bridge đ
(At dinner you take my ring off my middle finger and put it on the one people put wedding rings on/ And thatâs the closest Iâve come to my heart explodinggg đ đ )
My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys â Xavier
(Oh here we go again/ The voices in his head/ Called the rain to end our days of wild/ The sickest army doll/ Purchased at the mall/ Rivulets descend my plastic smile/ But you should have seen him when he first got me)
(There was a litany of reasons why we could have played for keeps this time/ I know Iâm just repeating myself/ Put me back on my shelf/ But first pull the string and Iâll tell you that he runs because he loves me [he loves me âš sings in delulu âš])
(Just say when Iâd play again/ He was my best friend down at the sandlot/ I felt more when we played pretend/ Than with all the Kens/ Cuz he took me out of my box)
Down Bad â Sylus
(Did you really beam me up/ In a cloud of sparkling dust?/ Just to do experiments on/ Told me I was the chosen one/ Show me that this world is bigger than us/ Then sent me back where I came from/ For a moment I knew cosmic love)
(Did you take all my old clothes/ Just to leave me here naked and alone?/ In a field in my same old town/ That somehow seems so hollow now/ Theyâll say Iâm nuts if I talk about the existence of you/ For a moment I was heaven struck)
+ The chorus and bridge like, justlistennn
So Long, London â Rafayel
(I saw in my mind fairy lights through the mist/ I kept calm and carried the weight through the rift/ I pulled him in tighter each time he was drifting away)
(And you say I abandoned the ship/ But I was going down with it/ My white knuckle dying grip/ Holding tight to your quiet resentment)
(You swore that you loved me but where were the clues?/ I died on the altar waiting for the proof/ You sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days/ And Iâm just getting color back into my face/ Iâm just mad as hell cause I loved this place)
(For so long, London/ Had a good run/ One moment of warm sun/ But Iâm not the one/ So long, London/ Stitches undone/ Two graves, one gun/ Youâll find someone ...)
But Daddy, I Love Him â Sylus
(insert the entire song just kidding)
(He was chaos, he was revelry/ Bedroom eyes like a remedy/ Soon enough the elders had convened/ Down at the city hall/ âStay away from herâ/ The saboteurs protested too much/ Lord knows the words we never heard/ Just screeching tires and true love)
(Thinking it can change the beat/ Of my heart when he touches me/ And counteract the chemistry/And undo the destinyyyy/ You ainât gotta pray for me/ Me and my wild boy and all this wild joy/ If all you want is gray for me/ Then itâs just white noise cuz itâs just my choice)
(Iâm telling him to floor it through the fences/ No, Iâm not coming to my senses/ I know heâs crazy but heâs the one I want)
Oh Lord I havenât listened to Fresh Out The Slammer đ
Florida!!! â Sylus
(The hurricane with my name when it came/ I got drunk and I dared it to wash me away/ Barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine/ Well, me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time/ Yes, Iâm haunted but Iâm feeling just fine)
(Little did you know/ Your homeâs really only the town youâll get arrested/ So you pack your life away/Just to wait out the shitstorm back in Texas)
(I need to forget, so take me to Florida/ Iâve got some regrets, Iâll bury them in Florida/ Tell me Iâm despicable, say itâs unforgivable/ What a crash, what a rush, fuck me up, Florida/ Itâs one hell of a drug)
Guilty as Sin? â Zayne
(My boredomâs bone deep/ This cage was once just fine/ Am I allowed to cry?/ I dream of cracking locks/ Throwing my life to the wolves/ Or the ocean rocks/ Crashing into him tonight/ Heâs a paradox/ Iâm seeing visions, am I bad?/ Or mad? Or wise?)
this is literally MC in Zayne cards no question no judging we love our personal rocking chair babe
(I keep recalling things we never did/ Messy top lip kiss/How I long for our trysts/ Without ever touching his skin/ How can I be guilty as sin?)
Whoâs Afraid Of Little Old Me? â Rafayel(?)
Just vibes.
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) â Sylus
(The smoke cloud billows out of his mouth like a freight train through a small town/ The jokes that he told at the bar were revolting and far too loud)
(They shake their heads saying âGod help herâ when I tell âem heâs my man/ But your good Lord doesnât need to lift a finger/ I can fix him, no really, I can/ And only I can)
(The dopamine races cross his brain like a six-plane Texas highway/ His hands, so calloused from his pistol, softly traces hearts on my face/ And I can see it from a mile away/ A perfect case for my certain skills set/ He had a halo of the highest grade/ He just hadnât met me yet)
(Good boy, thatâs right/ Come close, Iâll show you heaven if youâll be an angel all night/ Trust me, I can handle me a dangerous man)
Did I just type out the entire song oop-
loml â Rafayel
(Whoâs gonna stop us from waltzing back into rekindled flames?/ If we know the steps anyway/ We embroidered the memories of the time I was away/ Stitching âWe were just kids, babeâ/ I said âI donât mind, it takes timeâ/ I thought I was better safe than starry eyed/ I felt a glow like this, never before and never since)
(Whoâs gonna tell me the truth when you blew in with the winds of fate/ And told me I reformed you/ When your impressionist paintings of heaven turned out to be fake/ Well, you took me to hell, too/ And all at once, the ink bleeds/ A con-man sells a fool a get-love-quick scheme/ I felt a hole like this, never before and ever since)
(You shit talked me under tables, talking rings and talking cradles/ I wish I could un-recall how we almost had it all/ Dancing phantoms on the terrace/ Are they second-hand embarrassed? That I canât get out of bed/ Cuz something counterfeitâs dead)
I Can Do It With A Broken Heart â Xavier
(There in her glittering prime/ The lights refract sequined stars off her silhouette every night/ I can show you lies âš )
(Cuz Iâm a real tough kid/ I can handle my shit/ They said âBabe you gotta fake it till you make itâ and I did/ Lights, camera, bitch smile/ Even when you wanna die/ He said heâd love me all his life/ But that life was too short/ Breaking down I hit the floor/ All the pieces of me shattered as the crowd was chanting more)
(Iâm so depressed I act like itâs my birthdayyy everyday/ Iâm so obsessed with him but he avoids me like a plague/ I cry a lot but I am so productive, itâs an art/ You know youâre good when you can even do it with a broken heart âš )
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
ummâŠ. imma be saving this for later because âŠ. we can all sense a betrayal of smth coming right? or is it just my bestfriendâs pessimistic arse againâ
The Alchemy â Sylus đŻ
(What if I told you Iâm back?/ The hospital was a drag/ Worst sleep that I ever had/ I circled you on a map/ I havenât come around in so long/ But Iâm coming back so strong)
(So when I touch down/ Call the amateurs and cut âem from the team/ Ditch the clowns, get the crown/ Baby, Iâm the one to beat/ Cuz the sign on your heart said itâs still reserved for me/ Honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy?)
(Whereâs the trophy? He just comes running over to me.) â please let us take a moment to appreciate how sweet this line was, even in TS standards
The Black Dog â Sylus
(I move through the world with a heart broken/ My longing stays unspoken/ And I may never open up the way I did to you/ And all of those best laid plans/ You said I needed a brave man/ Then proceeded to play him until I believed it too)
(Six weeks of breathing clean air/ I still miss the smoke/ Were you making fun of me with some esoteric joke?/ Now I want to sell my house and set fire to all my clothes/ And hire a priest to come and exorcise my demons/ Even if I die screaming/ And I hope you hear it)
imgonnagetyouback â Sylus
(Whether Iâm gonna be your wife or gonna smash up your bike, I havenât decided yet/ But Iâm gonna get you back/ Whether Iâm gonna curse you out or take you back to my house, I havenât decided yet/ But Iâm gonna get you back)
(Bygones will be bygone eras fading into gray/ We broke all the pieces but still want to play the game/ Told my friends I hate you but I love you just the same/ Pick your poison, babe, Iâm poison either way)
The Albatross â Rafayel
(Wise men once said wild winds are death to the candle/ A rose by any other name is a scandal/ Locked me up in towers but I'd visit in your dreams/ And they tried to warn you about me)
(Cross your thoughtless heart/ Only liquor anoints you/ Sheâs the albatross/ She is here to destroy you/ Devils that you know/ Raise worse hell than a stranger/ Sheâs the death you chose/ And all this terrible danger)
(And when that sky rains fire on you/ And you're persona non grata/ I'll tell you how I've been there too/ And that none of it matters)
hands down the best fitting song and ship by far aaand weâre gonna be getting some zayne angst for the next few ones
Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus â Zayne
(If you wanna break my cold, cold heart/ Just say âI loved you the way that you wereâ/ If you wanna tear my world apart just say youâve always wondered)
(If the glint in my eye traced the depths of your sigh/ Down that passage in time back to the moment I crashed into you/ Like so many wrecks do/ Too impaired by my youth/ To know what to do)
How Did It End? â Zayne
(We hereby conduct this post-mortem/ He was a hothouse flower to my outdoorsmen/ Our maladies were such we could not cure them/ And so his touch that was my birthright became foreign)
(Say it once again with feeling/ How the death rattle breathing/ Silenced as the soul was leaving/ The deflation of our dreaming/ Leaving me bereft and reeling/ My beloved ghost and me/ Sitting in a tree D-Y-I-N-G )
So High School â Xavier
(I feel so high school every time I look at you/ I wanna find you in a crowd just to hide from you đ)
(And in a blink of a crinkling eye/ Iâm sinking, our fingers entwined and cheeks pink in the twinkling lights/ Tell me âbout the first time you saw me/ Iâll drink what you think, and Iâm high from smoking your jokes all damn night/ The brink of a wrinkle in time/ Bittersweet sixteen suddenly)
I Look In Peopleâs Windows â Zayne
At this point Iâm cutting onions for Zayneâs story. Maybe other albums will have better song choices for my babe đ„čđ
(I had died the tiniest death/ I spied the catch in your breath/ Out, out, out, out, out, out/ North bound I got carried away as you boarded your train/ South, south, south, south, south, south/ A feather taken by the wind blowing/ Iâm afflicted by the not knowing so)
(I look in peopleâs windows/ Transfixed by rose golden glows/ They have their friends over to drink nice wine/ I look in peopleâs windows In case youâre at their table/ What if your eyes looked up and met mine/ One more time)
(You had stopped and tilted your head/ I still ponder what it meant now, now/ Now, now, now, now/ I tried searching faces on streets/ What are the chances you'd be downtown, downtown, downtown/ Does it feel alright to not know me?/ Iâm addicted to the âif onlyâ)
The Prophecy â Zayne
(Hand on the throttle/ Thought I caught lightning in a bottle/ Oh, but it's gone again/ And it was written/ I got cursed like Eve got bitten/Oh, was it punishment?)
(Please, Iâve been on my knees/ change the prophecy/ Donât want money/ Just someone who wants my company/ Let it once be me/ Who do I have to speak to, about if they can redo the prophecy?)
I will cry if the creators donât give at least one happy ending to one of them
Peter â Xavier
(The goddess of Timing once found us beguiling/ She said she was trying, Peter, was she lying?/ My ribs get the feeling she did/ And I didnât wanna come down/ We said it was just goodbye for now)
(And sometimes it gets me/ When crossing your jet stream/ We both did the best we could do underneath the same moon/ In different galaxies)
(And I wonât confess that I waited but I let the lamp burn/ As the men masqueraded/ I hoped youâd return with your feet on the ground/ Tell me all that youâve learned/ Cuz loveâs never lost when perspective is earned)
The Bolter â Sylus
(He was a cad, wanted her bads/ Just like any good trophy hunter/ And she likes the way it tastes/ Taming a bear, making him care/ Watching him jump then pulling him under/ And at first blush, this is fate/ When it's all roses, portrait poses/ Central Park Lake in tiny rowboats/ What a charming Saturday/ Thatâs when she sees the littlest leaks/ Down in the floorboards/ And she just knows/ She must bolt)
Robin â Xavier
(Strings tied to levers, slowed down clocks tethered/ All this showmanship/ To keep it, for you/ In sweetness/ Way to go tiger/ Higher and higher/ Wilder and lighter/ For you)
(You got the dragonflies above your bed/ You have a favorite spot on the swing set/ You have no room in your dreams for regrets/ You have no idea/ The time will arrive for the cruel and the mean/ Youâll learn to bounce back just like your trampoline/ But now weâll curtail your curiosity)
The Manuscript â Rafayel
(Now and then she rereads the manuscript/ Of the entire torrid affair/ They compared their licenses He said, âIâm not a donor but Iâd give you my heart if you needed itâ/ She rolled her eyes and said âYou're a professionalâ/ He said, âNo, just a good samaritanâ)
(The only thing thatâs left is the manuscript/ One last souvenir from my trip to your shores/ Now and then I reread the manuscript/ But the story isnât mine anymore)
Yes I left out Clara Bow, I Hate It Here, thanK you aIMee and Cassandra. These are really amazing songs, very TS girl-coded and we stan all the lyrics <3 they just didnât particularly fit oh oh maybe
Clara Bow â Sylus
(This town is fake but youâre the real thing/ Breath of fresh air through smoke rings/ Take the glory, give everything/ Promise to be dazzling/ The crown is stained but youâre the real queen/ Flesh and blood amongst war machines/ Youâre the new god weâre worshiping/ Promise to be dazzling)
I Hate It Here â Zayne
(I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind/ People need a key to get to/ The only one is mine/ I read about it in a book when I was a precocious child/ No mid-sized city hopes and small town fears/ Iâm there most of the year cuz I hate it here)
(I hate it here so I will go to lunar valleys in my mind/ When they found a better planet, only the gentle survived/ I dreamt about it in the dark the night I felt like I might die)
thanK you aIMee â Xavier
(All that time you were throwing punches, I was building something/ And I couldnât wait to show you it was real/ Screamed âthanK you aIMeeâ to the nightsky and the stars are stunning/ And our town, it looks so small from way up here)
Cassandra â Rafayel
(I was in my new house placing daydreams/ Patching up the crack along the wall/ I pass it and lose track of what Iâm saying/ Cuz thatâs where I was when I got the call)
(I was in my tower weaving nightmares/ Twisting all my smiles into snarls/ They say, âWhat doesnât kill you makes you awareâ/ What happens if it becomes who you are?)
#lads#love and deepspace#lnds#lads rafayel#lads zayne#lads xavier#lads sylus#love and deep space#ttpd#taylor swift ttpd#lnds rafayel#lnds zayne#lnds xavier#lnds sylus#dreambigdreamz
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this is solely bc i've been doing karaoke for the past 3 hours but who of all the aot men (eren, jean, reiner) would prob be really good at singing and might serenade their s/o?
(and i feel like by this point, you can just 100% assume that porco is included when i say aot men)
hello hello! im sorry that you asked me this in august and i'm only just getting to it now đ i feel like i've been so absent after tbaw ended so im gonna try to get caught up on asks that i've been putting off
sorry about the wait đ
â°â†karaoke - aot.
ft. eren, jean, porco, reiner. cw. gn!reader, alcohol
â eren jaeger.
LOVES karaoke! is usually the first to suggest it but if someone else beats him to it, he's a very loud supporter
has great stage presence and excellent theatrics but is not great at actually singing, mostly just likes being there to have fun, goof around, and have some drinks
likes fast rap songs like right round by flo rida or rap god by eminem.
also really likes popular songs that people can't help singing along to like bohemian rhapsody by queen, don't stop believing by journey, sweet caroline by neil diamond, since u been gone by kelly clarkson, party in the usa by miley cyrus.... the list could go on
really good at getting the shyer people to sing along too by taking some of the attention off of them by doing something crazy
â jean kirstein.
not a huge karaoke fan but after a few drinks, he gets really into it
surprisingly has a really great singing voice but leans toward picking songs that everyone knows so they can sing along and he doesn't look like a show off
mr brightside by the killers, all-star by smashmoouth, livin' on a prayer by bon jovi. he doesn't pick as goofy songs as eren, but a similar vein
when singing he performs for you. he's looking at you and singing to you the whole time, even if it's not a romantic song. the others get on his case about it but he can't help it, he just wants to impress you
pretends like he hates doing duets when you ask him to, but gets really into it and smiley the whole time đ„ș
â porco galliard.
HATES karaoke. literally will not go unless you and the other drag him out, but even then he won't sing at all and will just eat and get drunk while the rest of you make fools of yourself
but after a few drinks, he always gets annoyed with someone (reiner) and takes the mic away to "show him how it's done"
picks annoying songs just to piss everyone off: mmmbop by hanson, baby by justin beiber, the national anthem
when he gets really drunk he starts showing off and it turns out porco's got some pipes on him!! he'll jokingly pick my heart will go on by celine dion and everyone will be staring at him with their jaws on the floor because he can actually carry the notes
gets irrationally angry the next day when he finds out that you've posted videos of him singing on instagram or snap and DEMANDS that you delete them
â reiner braun.
he's very shy at first. he'll turn down any offers to sing and he'll just kinda hum along or sing quietly to himself as others perform but after a couple of drinks he starts to loosen up
will join in with eren and jean if they do some goofy rendition of let it go or will sing into the mic if you hold it out to him in the middle of your song
but after too many drinks he gets a little in his feels. he'll start picking someone like you by adele, can't help falling in love by elvis presley, perfect by ed sheeran
bless his heart, reiner tries his absolute best but he just doesn't have the best voice. but you appreciate the effort and make sure to smile and nod encouragingly to him while he's on stage
probably cries on stage during one of his love songs and then you and the others have to do damage control to get him off the stage before you all get kicked out
#tiff.asks#aot headcanons#snk headcanons#gn!reader#reiner braun#porco galliard#eren jaeger#jean kirstein#aot x reader#tiff.fic#eren#jean#porco#reiner
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~Purple Rain~
Summary â You are at a party, where your friends like always had disappeared and you were stuck on the couch in between couples making out pretending to be on your phone. But it all changes in the kitchen.
Pairing â Pre-outbreak/no outbreak Joel Miller x F! reader
Warnings- MDNI 18+, use of alcohol, reader is drunk, but everything is consensual, unprotected p/v sex, use of âdaddyâ kink (like a lot), fingering, chocking, inexperienced reader, reader is in her early/mid 20s and Joel is in his late 30âs-early40âs. Creampie, rough sex, squirting. Joel is good at convincing and praising. Anything else? Let me know.
Word count- 4,4K
RATING- 18+
A/N- Was listening to purple rain and my brain came up with an idea for a fanfic so wrote it all down. Also, this is my first time writing smut so apologies for any bad grammar or if you spot any mistakes. I actually was going to scrap this but decided to just go for itđ
Promise that part 2 of the fangirl fic is coming soon.
Inspired by~ Purple rain of course and @amandaapascalll love her brain so much.
RULES: READ THIS WHILST LISTENING TO PURPLE RAIN
You are lonely at a party full of people, but you are avoiding everyone by pretending to be on your phone because of your anxiety.
You lift your head up to look at the crowd, your eyes land on a handsome man and he makes eye contact with you, but when he does you look away. When you try to peek again, you see that he has company. Sipping on your drink you realise that you need a refill so make your way to the kitchen.
On your way out you bump into this mysterious man and spill your drink all over his white shirt.
âHowdy?â. He says whilst standing in the door frame, but it was too late as you werenât looking where you were going.
âOh, my goodness! Iâm so sorryâ. Wine splashes all over his shirt, exposing his muscly chest.
âItâs alright darlingâ. He says rubbing your shoulder.
âCome in here I will clean it, I feel awfulâ.
 âLook itâs really not a big deal darl-â. you grab his hand and lead him into the kitchen where you find a cloth and damp it in the lukewarm water.
âSit right there for meâ. You point to the chair.
âAlright bossy pantsâ. He abides and sits right where you told him to.
You make your way to him and crouch in between his legs in attempt to rub off the wine stain on his shirt which, by the way is not going well. Fuck, fuck, fuck! Why is he hot? Stay focused, stay focused.
âYou really donât have to do th-â he tries to speak.
 âShhâ you shush him by pressing your finger to his soft pouty lips.
It is your go to phrase when you are drunk, you like to shush everyone. There is no way you would have this much confidence if it werenât for alcohol running in your system, but you arenât complaining.
âSo, my names Joel by the way, how about you?â. Joel breaks the silence.
âMy name is Y/Nâ. You look up making eye contact with him.
âThat is a lovely name rhymes with Miller donât you think?â He shoots you a wink.
âMmhm not a bad pick-up lineâ. You try so hard to not smile like a schoolgirl, if it was supposed to work on you it sure did, but you werenât about to make it obvious and out yourself.
âItâs not a pickup line, itâs the truthâ he smirks as he is staring down on you in between his legs, making you fluster and this time you are unable to hold back a smile from forming on your lips, so you look down and continue your task of getting the damn wine stain off.
As you are rubbing the stain, you place your other hand onto his thigh to keep yourself sturdy, without paying any attention your fingers brush on his crotch and he groans.
âJoel are you okay?â you stop for a moment and look back up at him.
âYeah, Iâm ok, just um your hand.â
âOh! shit sorry.â You look at your hand and realise that it is right on his private part, you quickly move it but canât help your face from turning red as your cheeks burn in embarrassment.
âNo need to be sorry, quite enjoyed that to be honest.â He adjusts his jeans.
Did he just flirt? No way canât be, FUCK I must be imagining things. He is so fucking hard, ainât no way. Focus, focus, focus. Donât look... You try as hard as you can to resist the temptation of your thoughts from taking control.
You give the shirt a few more pointless attempts in hopes that the stain magically disappears, but it doesnât. You decide its best to give up and stop embarrassing yourself by pretending that you can get the stain off.
You let out a huff. âOh gosh itâs really not coming off, Iâm so sorry Joelâ you say biting onto your lower lip whilst looking up at him and batting your eyelashes.
He lifts your chin to face him âWell, it is a wine stay after all, look itâs okayâ.
He gets up, giving you his hand to hold onto whilst helping you get up. âGive me this letâs put it down, I have a better idea.â He takes the cloth from your other hand and throws it into the sink.
âWhat idea?â You focus your gaze on what he is doing.
âHow about I just take it offâ
~faint purple rain song starts to play in the background~
He starts to seductively unbutton his shirt at a slow pace and then takes it off throwing it onto the floor.
âHoly shitâ you close your eyes. âWhat is it?â âOh, someone is shy.â He laughs playfully.
âYou are, you are naked.â You squint your eyes as hard as you can to resist from looking. âNo, I am not honey.â âItâs okay you can look, no need to be shy.â
~The music is now louder and both of you can hear it~
His warm ochre eyes are glinting from the faint light above as he steps forward to you and extends his hand. âShall we?â
You grinned wider as you took Joelâs calloused hand and held it with both of yours.
âWe shall.â Your voice grows quieter as you take a step closer to him, holding his hand tightly. ~I never meant to cause you any sorrow~
His eyes seem to sparkle even more at your quick response - the wrinkles under his eyes seem to fade away as he pulls you in closer, chest to chest. ~I never meant to cause you any pain~
Joelâs face lights up at your reaction, his gaze softening and his ears flushing a slight shade of pink. You fail to stifle a small laugh and your cheeks match the colour of his ears. ~I never wanted to be your weekend lover~
Both of you keep traversing through the room, your footfalls drowned out by the sound of bubbling laughter.
âMay I?â Joel grins expectantly, lifting your hand above your heads. ~I only wanted to be some kind of friend, hey~
Whatever answer you planned on giving him dissolved in giggles as you twirl under his arm.
âIâll take that as a yes, honey.â He blushes deeper as you steady yourself, meeting his gaze. A gaze full of emotion - adoration, awe, and something more. ~Baby I could never steal you from another~
Joel clears his throat and looks down to your feet, his moving slower as he thinks for a moment.
âJoel?â You skid the rhythm to a halt after asking.
âI justâŠâ Joel leans in closer, his eyes flitting to yours. ~Itâs such a shame our friendship had to end~
You donât say anything instead just get on your tiptoes and place your hands around his neck until your lips meet his, he kisses your lips gently and slowly, but the kiss quickly grows hungrier and passionate.
~Purple rain, purple rain~
He picks you up without breaking the kiss walks towards the door, locks it and then sets you down on a table lifting the hem of your dress up to your hips.
His hands are gliding up your thighs caressing them in stroking motions closer to your core. He kisses down your neck making his way to your chest and uses his hands to free your boobs.
He uses his finger to glide it from your neck down to your nipple. He then rubs your nipple before using both of his hands to squeeze your boobs and returning one of his hands back to your thigh.
His calloused hand on your thigh makes you whimper, you try to close your legs and your pussy clenches on nothing, but he stops you by using his other hand to spread your legs back open by squeezing on your thigh roughly, whilst his other hand caresses your cunt through your soaked lacy thong that is drenched in your juices. Â ~Only want to see you underneath the purple rain~
âWhat baby?â. âNuh uh, you want me to stop?â.
âDonât stop pleaseâ. You say breathlessly as he rubs your g spot.
âSuch a needy girlâ.
âYes Joel, need you so badâ.
âSo sensitiveâ.
âYes, daddyâ.
âBaby youâre so wet, is this how bad you want me?â.
âYesyesyes, Joelâ âPlease, need your fingersâ. You plead.
He pulls your thong off and slides his digits into your folds using them to rub your pussy in gentle circular motions to gather your slick.
Once there is enough wetness, he slides two fingers into your pussy curling them as they dissolve inside of you, deep inside your abyss, reaching his knuckles, you arch back a little and close your eyes.
Moans and whimpers escape from your mouth as he continues to pump them in and out of you hitting the spot that makes your toes curl.
âSuch a tight little pussy babyâ.
âMmm yess daddyâ.
Moaning feels up the whole kitchen, all that comes out your mouth is âJoelâ over and over again.
âRemember if itâs too much at any point just say red light, okay?â
âYes, thatâs okay Joelâ.
He is working his two fingers in your pussy, placing the thumb on your g spot and rubs it.
When he places his thumb on your aching clit and continues to deeply finger you, it makes you cry out in pleasure and your pussy flutters around his fingers pulsing now which makes him finger you at a quicker pace, your hips move to ride his fingers as you are approaching your release.
âJoel Iâm closeâ. âI know darlinâ can feel you squeezing my fingersâ.
âYouâre doing such a good job babyâ. He places his other hand onto your belly to have a tighter grip on you and takes your hard nipple into his mouth sucking on it and giving it a lick as he let goes.
âCome on honey, come for daddyâ.
âCome all over my fingersâ. Â
âSoak em baby, want to taste your honeydewâ. It doesnât take long until you come undone soaking his fingers.
âFuck! I knew you would taste good, as sweet as honey, I could spend hours between your pretty pussyâ. He pulls his fingers out of you and puts them in his mouth. Â
âYou did so well, now you are ready for daddyâs cock arenât ya? Going to let me ruin that pretty pussy of yours?â he reaches down to unbuckle his belt and unzips his jeans, letting them drop and frees his cock out of his boxers taking it into his hand giving it a few strokes it and moves closer.
You let out a gasp from seeing how thick his cock is and that it is already hard when he lets it sprung free.
"Go on, take it pretty girl".
You take his cock into your hands pump him until his pre cum leeks, youâre about to lean in and take his cock into your mouth when he stops you by pushing you on your back until you lay flat on the table.
âSee how hard you make me baby?â âThis is all you and your sweet little pussyâ.
âMhmm, Joel need you so bad, pleaseâ. Â You brush your thumb over his tip.
âNot yet baby, you have to be patientâ. âDaddy is in charge hereâ. âBe a good girl for meâ.
âYes daddyâ.
He taps the tip of his cock on your sensitive throbbing pussy, drenching it in your arousal.
Then moves his cock up and down your pussy, teasing you at your entrance, making it seem like he is about put it in but instead he just slides back up to your g spot and slowly moves it down again repeating it a couple of times.
âHow about I, yeah you like that baby?â âYou like how I feel huh, dirty little slutâ âSay itâ he uses the other hand to choke you slightly to get a response out of you.
âYesyesyes Joel fuck pleaseâ âI need you inside, please daddy, pleasepleasepleaseâ. You beg as you canât handle anymore teasing, your pussy is aching for him.
âThatâs what I like to hearâ. âI like to hear you begging to be fucked like the whore you areâ.
 âYou will depend on daddyâs dick, babyâ. He speaks in a possessive and low voice.
He leans on top of you as you lay flat on your back on the kitchen table, he uses both of his hands to grab your waist to slide you down closer to his hard as a rock cock whilst holding you in a firm grip to position himself at your entrance.
âShit baby youâre so damn tightâ. âMmm, feel so goodâ. He shuts his eyes as he enters your tight pussy.Â
He thrusts in deep but not all the way, but it is enough for you to moan and arch making you slide up and his cock slip out.
He puts it back inside, but you place your hand on his chest trying to push him off a little because of the pain and not having time to adjust to his length. Youâve never fucked a guy with a big and thick cock as Joels, youâre not sure you can take it. Itâs so big you can feel it stretch your tight walls and cling to his cock.
âOh nuh uh baby doll no escaping, you can take itâ.
âJoel I-â you slide up again.
âNonono donât think so baby, you stay right hereâ He positions himself at your entrance and pushes in deeper this time then before using both of his hands to keep you in place not letting move not one bit as his hands dig into your bones.
âAnd keep your eyes open for meâ. He commands.
âShit! Joel I canâtâ you see stars for a moment, and everything goes black in your vision.
âYour dick is too big, I-i cant Joelâ you stutter âIt hurtsâ.
âYou can take it sweet girl I know itâ. His thrusts slow down and he fucks you at a slower pace.
âGotta get used to it babyâ. âI will be gentle, relax for meâ you abide to his command, as you completely give in, the pain fades and ecstasy takes over. His cock is stretching and moulding your tight pussy is addictive and any pain you feel is titillating.
âAtta girl just like thatâ.
âJ-joel-â.
âDoing so well for daddy arenât ya?â âGood girlâ he whispers in your ear. âDaddy is proud of you, you feel so good baby doll, your pussy is perfect like it was made for meâ.
He sucks on your neck, pretty sure it will leave a mark, but you are way past the good girl shit right now it doesnât even matter, a problem for another day.
He is fucking you so good you didnât think anything could make it even better but him whispering into your ear and feeling his breath and warmth on your sweaty body only made you feel more intoxicated and orgasmic.
Itâs like your pussy was made for him, his dick was sculpting your pussy and stretching it as if it was her first rodeo.
Although Joel hasnât pushed himself all the way in yet, it sure didnât feel like it to you, you didnât think there was more to come.
âIâm going to comeâ You cry out.
âHold on baby canât let you come yet, not even in all the way babyâ.
âWhat? Joel itâs too big I canât take moreâ. Your eyes go wide as you look down at his cock seeing that he is barely thrusting past his tip. Your lack of experience at sex really is catching up to you.
âYes, you can, sweet girlâ.
âI will slide it in a little further, is that okay?â He brushes his nose against yours gently, moving deeper into your hole and you let out a moan.
âYesss daddyâ.
âFuck daddy, fuuuck!â. You feel his warm hairy balls slam against your ass cheeks, making your pussy clench whenever his cock disappears into your body.
âGood girl, doing so wellâ.
He feels your pussy clench around his cock âNot yet, daddyâs not done with youâ. âCome hereâ.
He gets up, pulling out up to his tip, holding your hand to help you sit up, when you do, he picks you up gripping onto your thighs just below your ass and you place your hands around his neck. You choke out a sob when he sinks your pussy down onto his veiny shaft, your head falls back, and eyes roll to the back of your head. Â
Joel is pounding into you at a brutal pace, pushing himself all the way into you before pulling out only to slam straight back it. His balls strike your ass with each thrust adding to your building orgasm making your pussy tighten and thighs ache as your legs swing in the air.
His cock is reaching so deep inside of you that you can feel him in your lower belly, the only words you manage to choke and cry out in between the moans are âJoelâ âfuck! daddyâ âdonât stopâ.
Itâs buried so deep that you struggle to keep your eyes open and they water making your vision blurry while your nails dig into the back of his neck.
Joel isnât being merciful at all, he uses his hips to thrust in you with his thick shaft to stretch and fill you up. Your pussy makes a sloppy sound as he uses your entrance however, he pleases, and you feel a sudden urge to pee.
âWhose pussy is it baby?â âSpeakâ. Â
âYours daddy, only yoursâ. You manage to choke out.
âAnyone fuck you like this before?â. Joel slams all the way into you and stops moving for a moment before pulling out and thrusting straight back in making you squeal.
âUHHH! no daddyâ. âAHH- only youâ.
âMhmm thatâs what I like to hear baby dollâ. Joel grits his teeth.
âYes, daddy just like thatâ. âYesyesyes-yesâ.
You can feel him hitting your cervix, your body tensing and pussy pulsing with pleasure every-time he pounds into you.
âJoel, Joel, Joel fuck fuuck!â âI-I Iâm going to c-â.
âCome for me, I ainât going to last much longerâ. You know he is close as his thrusts are now even faster and messier.
âFuck, Iâm going to come babyâ. âWhere do you want it?â
âInside, Iâm on a pillâ.
You come undone drenching him as your muscles tense up and his release follows shortly after one last powerful thrust.
He empties his balls deep inside of you, and you feel his warm liquid drip and flood your walls.
You donât even realise it but when you come you completely drain him in your release and some of it had dripped on the kitchen floor.
He doesnât pull out straight away, both of you are in the post sex haze panting trying to come down from your highs.
Breathing evens out and he finally puts you down gently onto your feet and you tremble on your limp legs and grip onto his bicep as your feet give in, Joel reacts quickly and wraps his arm around you to help you stay up.
âOoop oop oop, I gotchu baby girl, you okay there?â.
âYes, just canât really feel my legs and everything is spinning woah-â you giggle.
âItâs okay baby girl youâre all drunk from daddyâs cock arenât ya?â
âYes daddyâ.
âGo sit for me baby, I will get you cleaned upâ. âCan you do that for me?â He pulls his pants on and buckles his belt.
âYeahâ. You make your way and slump into the chair.
But you are still intoxicated from sex that your sight is still blurry. You canât help but replay the sex that you just had with Joel in your mind.
Joel ignited something within you, him pounding into you and his balls slapping against your ass with each thrust made your body burn with desire and lust for more. There are so many more ways you would love to fuck him or even let him fuck your tits and have him come all over them. Suck his cock until his cum drips deep down your throat. Youâve only just fucked Joel minutes ago, but you are already looking forward to fucking him again. He fucks like a god with years of expertise.
He grabs your panties from the floor and makes his way to you.
âOpen your legs for me babyâ.
âHey, hey! donât fall asleep yet babyâ. Â Joels tone is quite and gentle.
âSorry, what did you say?â.
âI will get you cleaned up; can you open up for me?â âOh yes, sorryâ you canât help but smirk looking down at Joel.
âItâs alrightâ.
He used your panties to wipe your pussy clean from both of your releases and then used the warm cloth to clean you up. He doesnât give you the panties back instead he stuffs them down the pocket of his jeans without you noticing.
You pull your dress down and put the straps back on to hide away your boobs.
âS okay daddyâs gotchaâ he wraps his hands around your waist.
âDid so well for me babyâ pecks your cheek.
âMhmmâ
âYou okay baby doll?â
âYes, just feel tiredâ.
âItâs ok baby, let me get you some waterâ.
âHere you go and um so have you got a boyfriend darling?â Joel feared the answer to this question, but he had to know, a part of him hoped that he a chance with you and that he could see you again and ask you out on a proper date to do right by you.
âNoâ you choke on the sip of your water before answering.
âEasy, easy nowâ âThe only thing you should be choking on is my cockâ.
âGood one Mr Millerâ.
âHow come a girl like you doesnât have a boyfriend, look at you baby doll, you are perfectâ.
âI guess I just prioritised my studies, I wasnât looking for a boyfriend itâs not a priority for me, you knowâ. A lot of guys tried so hard to get your attention and constantly asked you out on dates, but none of them felt homely or long-term type of relationships so you just focused on getting your degree. However, one look at Joel made you rethink your ways, this instant attraction to him didnât compare to any of your silly crushes you had before it was more intimate and nerve cracking. No guys had ever made you nervous the way Joel did, you stuttered in front of him.
âAny guy would be lucky to have a girl like you, but I get itâ.
âHow about you, Mr Miller, you got a girl?â you ask dreading what his answer may be in anticipation.
âNo darling I donâtâ.
âWell, I guess that means we are both singleâ you say in relief.
âYes, baby I am all yours and now that we both established that we are single, how about I give you a ride homeâ.
âThatâs very kind of you Mr Millerâ you tease. âOh please, just call me Joelâ.
âAlright daddy Joel it isâ. You giggle.
âCome on letâs get out of hereâ. He grabs your hand and walks out of the party holding your hand in his.
Tagging: @kateispunk @amandaapascalll @brilliantopposite187
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Thank you for reading! Stay hydrated and may Joel bless y'all.
#joel miller x reader#joel miller fanfic#joel miller x you#joel tlou#joel miller smut#the last of us hbo#tlou#pedro pascal x female reader#joel miller fic#pedro pascal character fanfic#joel miller
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this might be bc iâm headed to the club soon but im dying to know if u have any headcanons of the mk roster at the club? whether theyâre there willingly or by force đ
ooooooooo yes yes
Kuai Liang: depends on how drunk he is, if he's sober or tipsy he hates everything about it and will leave the moment he can find an opening and was probably forced to be there. Brunk Kuai Liang on the other hand is dancing up a storm and having the time of his life
Johnny: needs very little incentive to go clubbing, will go at the slightest opportunity. King of the dancefloor. Absolutely the type to dance up on a creepy guy who's making a girl uncomfy t prove a poiny
Hanzo: Here mostly against his will as he tends to act as the dd, when he drinks he prefers it to be private and among friends only, he doesn't like to go out drinking. Will always go if Kuai Liang does to 1) keep an eye on him and 2) bc he has a crush and can't resist
Kung Lao: Also enjoys clubbing, but is not as eager for it as Johnny. High alcohol tolerance so he helps Hanzo look out for their friends
Sonya: Only here bc Johnny begged, but having a good time regardless. Usually heads home by midnight as it's not really her scene
Jax: Pretends to hate being there but secretly loves it and will dance up a storm. He tends to get really giggly when clubbing too, which everyone finds adorable
Liu Kang: Not going to dance much, but enjoys being around his friends and watching them do dumb shit when drunk. His pyromancy burns through the alcohol really quickly so even though he is a lightweight, he sobers up by the time they're headed to the next bar
Bi-Han: Here against his will and refuses to drink or dance, content to watch from the sidelines. Will, 100% start a fight to defend his friends. Begrudgingly, he helps Hanzo keep an eye on their friends
Sareena: Clubbing is like heaven to her, she loves every second of it and ends up attached at the hip with Johnny who enables her every bad decision. Is 100% the drunk girl in the bathroom who hypes you up
Kitana: Doesn't understand the point of clubbing but will go if invited and is mostly just happy to be included. She has nearly gotten them all arrested by nearly killing a man over being to familiar on the dancefloor. Doesn't really dance unless she's tugged onto the dancefloor by Kung Lao or Liu Kang, but enjoys it nonetheless
that's all I can think of rn, but lemme know if you want more or who I missed
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Damn I prolly lost what little cool factor I still had cause my blog is just me being a goof ball for the most part, you prolly also didn't notice it cause it's my sfw blog cause I am still setting up my nsfw side blog but I keep forgetting to actually do anything with it
Also feel free to pull on my hair needy boy, it'll just make me bite on you and toy with you more, I would love to spend a looong time between your thighs turning you from needy nym into fucked out nym
Also >\\\\\\\\\\\\\< ruuuuuuuuuuuuuude, eye contact isn't something I'm the best at (prolonged eye contact in like a serious situation almost always makes me want to laugh just cause it feels weird, like tickling my brain of sorts) but when I am flustered I almost always try to hide about it cause there can be no witnesses to me being blushy (there are so many witnesses but if I hide then I can pretend no one can see how flustered I am) especially cause generally when I am pretty flustered my Domme will look like they want to eat me alive (or eat me out till I die) and it makes me even more flustered which compounds until I have no choice but to behave (I'm always a good boy for you cause you don't enjoy brats, but I love being a little shit to dommes who enjoy brats taming, unfortunately I'm not always good at it cause I care about my partners and so I can barely even mildly inconvenience them before I start behaving again, but I like to pretend I am super mischievous)
Also I know I already sent you a happy birthday message but I'm sending you another one
Happy birthday!!!!!
I wish I could teleport cause then we could go to a queer bar together and I'd buy you a drink cause you are hot, but I have a low alcohol tolerance and so if I ever try to do shots with people I am sloshed by the time I take 4 (drunk me is incredibly snuggly but also has no filter in a super embarrassing way, -i have sung an impromptu song about stegosaurus-)
-đŠ
Hehe, in the nicest way possible, you were more cute than cool when you came to my asks, baby. I figured it was sfw, and I'll go follow the nfsw when you finish it. I just wanted to be moots >:3
God, I would die for some bites and marks on my thighs rn. I'm so freaking desperate that I'd love to get my pretty boy between my thighs so I can feel so good. I think you'd really enjoy fucked out Nym //////////
I'm not the best with eye contact at all, haha. I think I'd be extra bad at it during sex and stuff cause it's so freaking vulnerable. But I can understand how someone can find it hot! That's so cute how flustered you can get. Just giving me so much ammo to use against you, pretty boy
Thank you for the extra birthday wishes! I meant to answer this yesterday, but I think I dozed off while typing my answer to this đ. I dont live in a city with many gay bars, but I would love for you to come and bring me to some! I need to try some different alcohols, so I think being with you would make me feel comfortable enough to try. I think I have a little higher tolerance? I haven't tried enough to be sure.
Now I need to hear about the stegosaurus song!
I do wanna bring the thing up about brats again because I don't want anyone thinking I don't like brats or anything. Even I can get bratty with dominant moots that I interact with. My personal boundaries with bratting have changed a bit, and I now know that I need to know the sub a little bit. Just figuring out personalities and never going too far is easier when I know the other person. If I can't figure out how to get a brat to listen to me, I tend to get irritable and think I'm doing something just completely wrong. Overall, I'm fairly neutral on brats, but I can't handle super serious brats that tend to need a big punishment to fold. I'm just not a fan of giving punishments like that, so I'd rather not have brats come in that are expecting that and get disappointed.
Though, as easy as I find it to fluster you, I definitely think I would be fine with you bratting
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Only Friends Ep 6
Oh, but they're all nasty now đ„ł Even Sand, who seemed so cool, could throw the guy he had a crush on under the bus when the desire for revenge and to emerge victorious in this stupid and old fight with Top, the desire to have the last word, turned out to be stronger.
Ray and Sand Ray definitely won this episode. I wrote from the beginning that for me Ray was the most withdrawn, bland character who was nothing but a background for others. And it's quite possible that this effect was intentional, because this episode made it clear that Ray IS the backdrop for his crew and even for Sand who used him without any consideration. He is invisible, he is in this group probably because of his money, because I bet that if he were poor, with his drunkenness and detachment, he would have been excluded from this group a long time ago. Let's face it, money makes a whole difference in how drunks and drug addicts are treated đ€·ââïž But beyond that, Ray is invisible and the worst things can be said about him, even in his presence. No one noticed the tension between Ray and Boston, the way they looked at each other with hatred at school, during meals, ALL THE TIME. Likewise, what Chueam says about Ray is rude and I'm not surprised that she was the first victim of Ray's outburst when he finally had enough. In general, Ray was treated terribly by his so-called friends who behaved towards him as if he had no feelings and could be easily insulted without any consequences. Because he's a good sport and these are just jokes, right? Additionally, no one notices his depression or his new relationship with Sand. I really like that Ray used the weapon used by Boston - the truth served raw âšđ And I love that no one escaped his wrath, not even Sand (calling him whore was, I must admit, very satisfying). (The only thing missing is that Ray is unable to look at Mew other than through rose-colored glasses and sees no flaws in him. Even after he hit him. But that's just me, I simply don't like Mew :P)
It's very good that the series also showed Sand in a negative light, he has been shown too well so far. And here you go, data theft, lies, pettiness, taking advantage of people who trust him :) I hope that seeing Ray on the road to self-destruction will bring him to his senses and reflection. Personally, I think that for their well-being, Ray and Sand should limit their contacts with the rest of this increasingly chaotic crew.
Boston and Nick Poor Nick, every time he thinks he has a chance for a relationship with Boston, a new obstacle pops up đ Ah, Boston. His wierd honesty is so incredible. And it turns out that he wanted Top, just like that. He chose him and got him, because fuck you, that's why. And he probably didn't intend to do anything about it, it seems he didn't intend to use it against Mew, he looked genuinely concerned when Ray told him he knew about it. It's amazing that out of this whole team, Boston is the most honest person, who makes things clear all the time and is right about every single person. In fact, the only problem is with his way of presenting the truth - he did not do it nicely and sensitively. Just like Ray suddenly became the "bad guy" when he did the same thing.
Mew and Top I liked Top, who didn't deny what he did, didn't minimize his guilt, didn't lie. But the more I see him, the more I wonder what is so "top" about him... Mew felt a bit inconsistent in this episode. First, he presents himself as a fulfilled person who has plenty of love and doesn't have to look for it, doesn't have to prove anything. Then he makes a whole show of pretending his interest and love in front of Top to triumphantly prove his cheating. What for? I know it was a good scene, because it was, but the fight with Ray, then the whole.. acting in the bedroom⊠somehow it doesn't fit the story and how Mew is being presented. Because I'm 99.99% sure that Mew will give Top a second chance and will probably do something stupid as a revenge, and that fits Mew, who for me has been a contradiction of the image created from the very beginning. Many things are said about him, by others and by himself, but imo it's very simple, he just wants a specific guy, he wants Top, and that's why he has and will continue to look for excuses to be with him. And unfortunately, living in lies and delusion about oneself kind of poisons the soul, so I think that in his case it may be his villain original story đ And, hmm, maybe this scene in the bedroom is the first manifestation of this "poisoning of his soul"? Breaking bad? Maybe this makes some sense after all? đ€
What this series does well is the butterfly effect, those little bad things that turn into big bad things. That they take on a life of their own and get out of control. Did Nick expect his little recording would cause so much trouble? Did Sand expect his little trick on Ray to cause such chaos? Did Chueam's expect, that her rude, thoughtless comments towards Ray would endanger her own relationship? It is also about underestimating others, their feelings, their habits, which ends exploding in their faces. Boston underestimates Nick, everyone underestimates Ray, Mew underestimates Top, Top underestimates everyone. Chaos is already spiraling beyond control. Woohoo! đ„łâšđ
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