#and i have to work against tomorrow obviously so 🫠

[threnodians]

controversial opinion apparently but i think that horror movie trailers should be skippable because some of us are big babies and get genuinely scared but youtube says “fuck you” to me specifically apparently 🤡

[rosenallies]

So I already did a little story where Kendall walked in on Nat fingering Jane 🫣 but I guess I want to cause more suffering because I thought of two more situations where they get “caught” by one of Nat’s parents. I’m sorry 😬

So it’s a really nice summer day. The pollen has gone away, it’s not too hot or too sunny. It’s perfect weather and Synthia’s been feeling good so they are obviously going to jump on the opportunity to spend the day outside as a family. Everyone’s gathered at Natalie’s parents house so they can go have a family picnic. Kendall is in the bathroom with Synthia giving him all of his medicine and helping get him ready. Nat and Janey are putting together sandwiches and snacks in the kitchen…alone. They’re just talking and shooting the shit when Nat just walks up behind Jane and smacks their ass 🤦🏽‍♀️ she’s pressing up against them and fully two-hand groping her partner while leaning into her ear, laughing. What they failed to notice was Gia waking into into the kitchen right when Nat slapped Jane’s behind 🥲 They slowly back out of the kitchen and just walk away 🫠

A few months later, Kendall and Gia are working and Nat, the sweet neurotic person she is, insists that Synthia stay with her so he’s not home alone. It isn’t the first time he’s spent the night so they already have a little routine where they’ll all chill on the couch watching a movie and go out for breakfast in the morning, if synths up for it. Halfway through Toy Story 3 (the best Toy Story)Nat gets up to take a work call and when she hasn’t come back 20 minutes later Jane goes to follow her. It’s they’ve been gone for a minute, so Synth pauses the movie and goes to check on them and tell them they’re missing whole damn movie. Their bedroom door is cracked and he can hear Nat discussing the call she was on with Jane. A patient’s treatment is going to start tomorrow and she’ll need to stay late and Jane responds with “Aww you’ll miss the package coming tomorrow. I wanted us to open it together when it came.” Synth is about to make his presence known when Nat says “you’ll just have to send me pictures of it when it comes so I have something to look forward to after my shift. Just remember to be good so I’ll be motivated to get home and tie you up sooner.” 😳 just traumatizing. Synth just goes back to the couch and tries not to think about what he heard 😭

-🐰 anon??

I’m testing out emojis that I can sign my asks with. I like bunnies, so idk

Snsbbs I can just imagine Synthia sitting there all red in the face and trying to act normal when they get back and of course Natalie thinks somethings wrong so she’s begging him to tell her if something is hurting or if he’s overheated or cold or whatever it may be😭 he just says quietly that he heard them and no one knows what to say😭

I like ur bunny signature btw it’s up to u if u wanna use it since last time u mentioned being nervous about it but I always kinda appreciate little signatures and I think they’re cute 💗