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tallochar · 7 months ago

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SQUEEEEEM!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!

BALTHAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God the music choices for background are fucking sick this season in general but this finale especially!

SQUEEM WITH MASS HEALING WORD!

FABIAN WITH TOUCH DISPEL MAGIC ON MAZEY!

Good thinking on the bonus action Second Wind for Fabian

OUGH Mary Ann rolled a nat one.

"You picked the wrong team gorgeous." FIIIIG

"Say it don't spray it" GODDAMN MARY ANN, SAVAGE TOO (approving & admiring)

"Slightly horny but german sheperd mode" Fabiaaan

HUGE KISS

POWER OF KISSES, SAVING THROWS WITH ADVANTAGE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

SHE WANTS TO BE FABIAN'S GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES YES YES YES YES!!!

PROTECTIVE ANGER PLUS THE POWER OF KISSES!

OH OH OH OH

DISPEL MAGIC

PLEASE ALLY

PLEASE ROLL ONE OF YOUR NAT 20S

NAT FUCKING 20!

SHE FARTS AND SAYS BLIMEY AND IT'S A NAT FUCKING 20!!!!!!!!

IS BRENNAN RAGE QUITTING?!?!

OH MY GOD BRENNAN

BRENNAN COME BACK

SHE CRITTED BUT COME BACK

BRENNAN COMING BACK "WHY DON'T YOU JUST HAVE KRISTEN --" AND THEN GOING OFF AGAIN!

"SHOW'S OVER WE'RE WRAPPING UP" BRENNAN IS KILLING ME

ZAC SUBBING IN FOR BRENNAN

BRENNAN MOVING CHAIRS IN THE BACKGROUND "ABSOLUTE FUCKING HORSESHIT" XD

Brennan, Brennan take deep breaths

Oh my god is he really going home?

He's taken his computer and he's said he needs a ride home

WHERE ARE YOU GOING BRENNAN

BRENNAN COME BACK

BRENNAN ZAC IS GIVING BACK SIX SPELLS TO K2

Fuck is Brennan really actually gone?!

Has Ally actually broken Brennan for real?

Brennan is checking his phone behind Zac, please tell me he's going to stay and remain

NO UBER FOR FOUR HOURS

Oh thank god he's back I was actually getting real worried he was going to rage quit.

Making Ally roll for Kristen's Luck point out of curiosity XD

It's a 15 and --

Brennan: "Kristen would have gotten it"

Emily immediately: Not as much as K2

THE WAY I BARKED A LAUGH LIKE A SEAL AND HAD TO SMACK MY STRESS PILLOW ONTO MY FACE NOT TO WAKE UP MY FAMILY!

GODDAMN, EMILY (DELIGHTED)

Spoilers for ragenarok part 2 under the cut

AND JACE FUCKING GOOOOESSSSSSSSS, THANK FUCK THE DICE STOPPED SPINNING

18D10 DAMAGEEEEEEE LETS GO!!!

AND THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND IS SO GOOD

117 DAMAAAAGEEEEE OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK YEAH

96 HIT POINTS, SUCK IT JACEEEEE

100/10 JOB BY WHOEVER DID THE MINIATURE POSING IN POST PRODUCTION

NOT MAZEY, YOU ASSHOLE!!!

K2 WITIH THE BANISHING!

Goddamn fucking Porter

RIZRIZRIZRIZRIZ *bass thumping* WITH BLIND SIGHT AND THE READIED ACTION!

HOLD PERSON OVER THE LAVA *HOWLS*

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FAIL

FUCKING 4 YESSSSSSSSS

18D10 AGAINNNNNN

NON-CHARACTER ABILITY STRATEGYYYY

THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT GRINDERS FOR HP, THEY ARE PROPER ADVENTURERS WITH ALL THE EXPERIENCE THAT COMES WITH IT!!!!

106 DAMAGE FOR THE FUCKING WIN!

"A tiny pair of polished shoes running across igneous rock" FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, BOO YAH!

"VERY GOOD ON PAPER BUT NO PRACTICAL APPLICATION" OH MY GOD RIZZZZ THAT WAS SAVAGE!!!!

#fhjy #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20

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tallochar · 7 months ago

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Finale keeps on trucking and so do Iiiiii~

The quick and little "No" from Brennan XDDDDD

IT IS OKAY BRENNAN

YES

IT'S TOO FUNNY NOT TO HAPPEN, ALLY'S RIGHT!

Ally: I cannot believe that she crit

Me: I CAN

OH MY GOD

CASSANDRA GRANTS K2 TRUE LIFE

CASSANDRA MAKES HER REAL AND BRINGS HER TO LIFE

CASSANDRA LIVESSSSS

OH MY GOD!

K2 IS A FULLY REAL PERSON

OH NO

K2 IS LEAVING SPYRE TO BECOME A REAL PERSON

SHE IS BECOMING REAL BUT THEY ARE LOSING HER

GODDAMN YOU BRENNAN, FUCK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE AND HATE THIS

K2 IS GRANTED TRUE LIFE AND IS HER OWN PERSON AND IS NOW HER OWN HUMAN CLERIC!!!!!!!

YESSSS

BAKUR HAS CHOSEN THE RIGHT SIDE!!!!!

OH MY GOD, THE WHOLE BIT WITH CASSANDRA AND K2 IS CRACKING ME UP SO HARD, EVEN WITH TEARS IN MY EYES FROM K2 BECOMING REAL BUT HAVING TO LEAVE

OH NO BALTHAZAR

GODDAMN FUCKING PORTER

58 AND 29 POINTS OF DAMAGE, WHAT THE FUCK, GODDAMN PORTER!

Aaaaand the gym is cracking further, goddamnit goddamnit goddamnit

NAT 20 AND A NAT 1 THANK FUCK FOR THE ADVANTAGE ON THE CONCENTRATION FOR K2'S BANISHMENT, LAST THING WE NEED IS BUDDY BACK AROUND

Riz on Mary Ann "the only villain I wanna revivify"

Adaine: "We did to Ragh we can do it to her."

97 damage with 18d10, Mary Ann is gone T_T REVIVIFY HER GUYS

WOOOOH MAZEY, TWO HITS AND A CRITICAL!

HEALING WORD TO GORGUG YEEEAH

Gorgug keeps going down and being brought back this whole fight, poor kid.

C'MON GORGUG, FABIAN AND ADAINE ARE DOWN, START WHALING ON PORTER, YOU CAN DO IT

GORGUG IS GETTING ALLIES IN!!!!

SANDRA LYNN, JAWBONE, RAGH AND LYDIA!!!!! FUCK YEAH! HEALS HAVE ARRIVED!

22 HITS, EMILY FUCKING HITS!!!!

37 DAMAGE FUCKING YES! AND 39!!!!

Love that everyone else is dead so they are now all going on Porter

BALTAZHAR IS BACK, WELL DONE LOU WITH THAT ALLY ROLL!

"All I have to do is be dead and I can roll anything" LOU XD XD XD

LOVE THAT NAT 20 FOR YOU

AGENT CUSPIN CLARK TAKING CARE OF THE ILLUSORY DOUBLE!

OH NO, MAZEY GOT DROPPED TOO

FUCK

SANDRA LYNN WITH THE HEALS!!!!

BAXTER BE CAREFUL, PLEASE, I LOVE YOU SWEETIE

RAGH MAKING THE BROKEN GYM ACCESSIBLE FOR HIS MOM'S WHEELCHAIR AND FOLLOWING HER INTO BATTLE!!!!! I HAVE ALL OF THE EMOTIONS ABOUT THAT!!!

"[Adaine] she has faith in her friends and maybe that's enough"

MY HEART

WAIT

NEAREST EXTRA-PLANAR CREATURE

OH OH OH

ADAINEEEEEEE

OH FUCK

BOX OF DOOM ROLL

please please please FUCK 16 ON THE DIE

FLASHBANG FROM GORGUG!

-D8

5 OR HIGHER DOES IT

YES YES YES YES FUCK YOU PORTER, DONE IN BY GORGUG'S TECH, THAT'S WHAT HE GOT FROM COMBINING ARTIFICER WITH BARBARIAN!

GORGUG OH MY GOD

"Don't be blinded by rage" COMING OUT OF RAGE JUST TO RIP PORTER A NEW ONE, SAVAAAAGE!

BAKUR WENT GOLDEN ARMOR HIGH ELF!!!

THE CHAMPION OF ANKARNA, JUST HAVING SMOTE PORTER IN THE CHEST!

FOR THIS MOMENT THEY ARE ALL CLERIC'S OF ANKARNA

OH MY GOD BRENNAN

MAKING THEM ROLLING DIVINE INTERVENTION

PLEASE GODS OF THE DICES, DON'T LET PORTER HAVE A FINAL STAND, FUCK HIM UP NOW AND HARD.

FABIAN GOT A ZERO!

PLEASE PLEASE

YES HE GOT AN 8

DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!

BRENNAN IS GOING INTO NARRATION MOOOOODEEEEE~~~~

GORGUG AND HIS GADGET MADE THE DIFFERENCE AND SAVED THE WORLD!!!

bReNnAN YOU ARE COMING FOR MY HEART WITH MAZEY

"I'm the bouncer and you are fucking coming in!"

THE DAWN OF JUSTICE

"To the question posed by the oracle, not of the elves, but the oracle of all the people, no it is NOT just" OH MY FUCKING GOD LET'S GO ANKARNAAAAAAAAA

A SWORD WIDER THAN THE GYM CUTS PORTER IN HALF

SO LONG GOOD FUCKING BYE DON'T LET THE DOOR OF HELL HIT YOU ON THE WAY IN PORTER!!!!

And JACE IS GOING TO JAIL, EVEN FOR --

OH MY GOD FIG

AND JACE GOT KICKED IN THE LAVA TOO XD

WIVES REUNITED?

PLEASE WIVES REUNITED!!!