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performing-personhood · 2 years ago

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Unpopular Opinion:

Ponytails on grown cismen are - I'm so sorry - a little bit gross and give off very strong "I learned all my spiritual beliefs from pithy instagram quotes that nobody fact-checked, and philosophy books I don't realize I didn't fully comprehend."

If you're just some average cisguy with a long ponytail I'm going to assume it's greasy, that you smell a little (either of weed or armpit or both), you're maybe in the early stages of some kind of midlife crisis, and are the kind of guy who will ask your date zero questions. Stop it. Get a haircut.

I'M SORRY OKAY.

#none of this applies to transfolx and Eggs™️#i am sorry if thats the wrong term for babytrans #look okay #yes i did have an ex with a long greasy ponytail who smelled and waa generally awful #but also #my spouse had long hair for our wedding and that was fine and lovely #he said he might grow it out again #and i had to hide my weirdly strong visceral Please God No reaction #i know so many grownass men growing ponytails now #none of yall are jason momoa okay #he is a professional hot person for a living #long hair looks good on professional hot people #it will not automatically make you hot #now i will go try to continue convincing myself that lots of tattoos will not instantly make me SuicideGirl-hot #same same #these things are the same #but wtf do i know #i am just a hater #hater life #you do you #if you feel hot then you are hot #the end

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