performing-personhood · 2 years ago
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Unpopular Opinion:
Ponytails on grown cismen are - I'm so sorry - a little bit gross and give off very strong "I learned all my spiritual beliefs from pithy instagram quotes that nobody fact-checked, and philosophy books I don't realize I didn't fully comprehend."
If you're just some average cisguy with a long ponytail I'm going to assume it's greasy, that you smell a little (either of weed or armpit or both), you're maybe in the early stages of some kind of midlife crisis, and are the kind of guy who will ask your date zero questions. Stop it. Get a haircut.
I'M SORRY OKAY.
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