#and i got my toes does got the first time since 2021? insane

[pumpk-n]

yes i do have three short on the other side thanks for asking!

[user9715467]

ughhhh imagine spa day with harry. face masks together, watching some silly movie while doing each other's toes, even tho he could buy you two a hole luxury spa, it's better when it's just the two of you. And when you two get into an argument about letting the clay mask dry or not, he calls his dermatologist and she says it's better if you don't let it dry completely, proving you were right this hole time. He's like "how did you even know? I thought I was the skincare addicted of this relationship" and you simply answer "I saw it on tiktok" and he's incredulously laughing and say "that was your source?!?!" 🤫🤫🤫at least I was right hun

ugh shut uppp this is tooo adorable for my cold, dead heart. Do you guys remember in 2021, when a fan was staying at the same hotel as him. I think it was for one of the MSG shows? and she said he was swimming in the pool and then went to a spa appointment in just his fucking robe on the elevator. Yeah, I have not been able to stop thinking about spa harry ever since.

I'm sure he'd be fancy and book couples massages for the two of you when you're on tour or something, but he does love a pampering night at home when he's around. He makes you pull out allll the products and you show him TikTok videos about hot girl showers and he gets wayyyy too into it. He'll argue with you over which products go first and how hyaluronic acid needs to be in between two layers of moisture in order to work properly. And you order a pizza so it can get here while your masks dry. You go to wash it off before eating and he's like "no it's not completely dry yet. You're so impatient!" you tell him that, actually, keeping it on until it hardens and ripping it off is bad for you because it hurts your pores. He's like "love, this is the best of the best, not some sheet mask you get at the pharmacy for $2 at the checkout counter." He won't believe you, so he's just like "I'll call Helen."

"It's weird that you know your dermatologist's first name, and its insane that you don't trust me."

"Forgive me for needing scientific judgement. You're probably just going by what your grandma's told you. I love her and her cookies, you know that, but have you seen her wrinkles? we don't want THAT!"

"Excuse you, my sources are scientifically valid too. I got it off of TikTok."

When he hangs up the phone, defeated, you're like "told you so! TikTok isn't all influencer ads. Look, I follow aestheticians too." And you end up forcing him to watch some videos with you while busting out the pleasing nail sets and doing each other's nails.