#and i eat it up like popcorn u.u

[mixelation]

since i’m in a posting mood....... here’s the beginning of a fic where i was like “trope where kakashi enters a romance by saving a civilian woman from weird men following/threatening her” but also i’d just discovered kakashi/ayame (as in the ramen stand lady) is a thing

the file is titled “dog-based flirtations” 

Ayame woke at 2 AM to the sound of her dog, Udon, scratching at the door. That was Udon’s new thing– he had to pee at 2 AM every night. Ayame would make him an appointment with the vet in the morning. At least he was polite enough to not just pee on the kitchen floor.

For now, Ayame pulled on her glasses and stumbled out of bed, blindly grabbing for the housecoat she left over the back of her desk chair. 

Udon, who was ancient and mostly blind, turned his face slightly to Ayame’s left as she approached him with the leash. She squatted over him, and he licked at the vague whereabouts of her hands as she wrestled him into the harness.

She stepped into her shoes and out into the corridor of their apartment building, Udon plodding along behind her. She was going to go around the block, let him pee, and then crawl back into bed. 

Except, after a loop around the block, Udon hadn’t done anything but sniff at someone’s flower garden. 

“C’mon, boy,” Ayame whispered, her voice loud in the silent streets. 

She headed for a park, instead, pulling Udon along behind her. It was only a ten minute walk away, and maybe the familiar grassy area would inspire the dog to get his business done already. 

It didn’t. Ayame sighed loudly, the sound echoing through the empty park, and decided that maybe Udon wasn’t going to pee after all. 

She called Udon– rolling in the grass and getting as dirty as possible– back to her. As she was wrapping the leash around her hand, two men wandered out of the line of trees at the back of the park. They were both swaying, obviously drunk. 

Ayame was not immediately alarmed, although she moved faster as she ushered Udon out of the park. It was a bit stupid of her to come here alone at night– parks were pretty popular drinking spots– but Konoha was heavily patrolled by ninja and wasn’t necessarily a dangerous place for a civilian woman minding her own business. At least, not this neighborhood. 

She pulled Udon closer to her as she hurried back toward home. Udon was mostly blind, missing a lot of teeth, and moved like he was older than time, but he was a large bull terrier, and she felt safe with him by her side. 

At least, she did until she turned around and saw the two men following them. One of them waved at her and yelled something rude. 

Shitshitshit, Ayame thought, and then made a snap decision to turn the corner and head for a 24-hour convenience store down the block. It was closer than her apartment building, and she didn’t want two weird men following her home anyway. They were less likely to try something on her with a bored store clerk and a customer or two watching. 

She was two buildings away from the convenience store when one of the men slipped an arm around her shoulder. Udon did nothing to intervene, instead wagging his tail happily because he was a dumb traitor. 

“Hey, girlie,” the man said, “what are you running from?”

His friend snickered, sliding up in front of Ayame and Udon and blocking their path. 

Ayame’s heart was pounding. If she ran, could Udon keep up? If she screamed, would someone hear?

“This is a pretty stupid dog,” the man in front of her said. Udon was, in fact, staring up and him with a big doofy dog-smile, which was pretty stupid, but… how dare he insult her dog?!

The man crouched over Udon to pull meanly at his ears, while the other one squeezed Ayame closer to his body. Udon whined, and Ayame’s heart beat loudly in her ears. In front of them, the neon signs of the convenience store blazed. Ayame had to think fast, to figure out a way to close the gap between herself the store–

A customer wandered out of the store, a plastic bag clutched in his hand, and he looked awfully familiar. 

There, Ayame thought, and yanked herself away from the man with his arm around her. Udon whined as she dragged him forward, flinging herself toward the convenience store customer. 

“Hatake-san!” Ayame greeted, louder than necessary, and the man looked up. “There you are!”

The hand of her assailant brushed her lower back as she powered forward, but made no move to stop her. Hatake-san’s uniform was rumpled, but it was still obviously a jounin’s uniform.

Hatake-san looked up at her, then down at her dog, and then up at the two men lingering behind her as Ayame very awkwardly power-walked toward him. When Hatake made no move to greet her, Ayame rattled on, “You remember Udon, don’t you?”

There was a beat where Ayame thought Hatake might brush her off and leave her with the two men, but then his one visible eye crinkled into a smile. 

“Ah, Udon, nice to see you!” Hatake cried and then knelt down to scratch behind Udon’t ears. Udon barked happily and licked at his masked face. “What a good boy, Udon~!”

Whatever Ayame was expecting, it wasn’t for Hatake Kakashi to start baby-talking to her dog. Her two stalkers also found this weird, as they gawked for a few moments before turning and leaving. 

Udon was on his back getting the belly-rubs of his life, wiggling like a puppy, when Hatake-san finally turned to smile up at Ayame. 

“I’m sorry, I don’t remember your name,” Hatake-san said.

“Ayame,” Ayame supplied. Then, because she wasn’t wearing her contacts and hadn’t brushed her hair and wasn’t sure he recognized her at all, she clarified, “From Ichiraku Ramen. You are Hatake-san, right?”

Ayame recognized him, of course– she never forgot a customer’s face (or mask, in this case). He’d taken Naruto-kun and some other kids to her ramen stand a few times recently.

“Call me Kakashi,” he answered. He started to stand, then made a defeated noise in the back of his throat and squatted down again, scratching Udon behind the jaw. “What are you doing out so late, Ayame-san?”

“Udon was being a brat,” Ayame explained, giving Udon a pointed look. He did not have the dignity to stop furiously licking Kakashi’s hand. 

“Tsk, tsk, Udon,” Kakashi said, even as he moved to scratch the dog behind both ears.

[interzoney]

TAG!

tag thing I was tagged by @louder-than-love and @way-beyond-wildest-imaginations thanks my dear friends! <3

What’s your favourite musical? Grease, Hairspray and The Rocky Horror Picture Show

How do you get to sleep? I smoke pot so that helps…

What happened at the last party you went to? Well it’s was like 10 days ago, it was part of my contract with the company that will do my college graduation party. So lots of stuff happened, i got pretty drunk cause it was a open bar, besides others stuff and i made a tattoo! For real, like the organization of the party gave 15 tattoos for free xD the music was really shity, they played several remixes of bon jovi songs, pretty weird… I don’t remember much else xD

Have you ever smoked a cigarette? Yep, I usually do every day…

What’s your hair like at this present moment? mostly dyed in black and with a little piece of it dyed in pink xD

Are you more comfortable sitting or lying down? Laying, it’s easy to get to sleep hahha

What’s the worst film you’ve ever seen? Hum idk, there’s tons of it! XD

Are you and untidy person? yeah, my room is as messy as my life @way-beyond-wildest-imaginations​ I make your words mine hahaha

Have you ever been a fan of*NSYNC? not actually :/

Do you watch a lot of Television? I used too but since I stopped living with my mom I stopped owning a tv so… I haven’t watched much in 4 years xD

Do you think you’re fat sometimes? Yes all the time :(

Do you like to flex your muscles? Wtf…I guess no…

Do you think you’ll ever get plastic surgery? If I had money maybe… I don’t have nothing against it, everybody alters who they are in some way…

Have you ever completely misunderstood what someone was saying? Yes, like always hahahah I probably misunderstood some of this question xD

Favourite kind of cake? cold cake, with coconut <3

Was it a boy or girl to text you last? A boy, that lives with me

Name something you are doing tomorrow? Going to college unfortunately

Do you sleep on your stomach? I used to but I’m old now and it hurts if i stay in this position for too long :/

Where are you going to be at 4PM tomorrow? At home I hope hahaha

Last time you saw fireworks, with whom&where? I don’t remember, probably the New Year’s Eve with some friends in the Av.Paulista…

Are you missing someone? My cat!!!

Do you like horror or comedy? i love both! ^^

Who did you last share a taxi with? No one, last time I took a cab i was alone

Dogs or cats? Cats! But i like dogs too

What were you doing at 12 this afternoon? Eating or studying

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? I have pretty sure I won’t even in 3 years from now

What’s your favourite season? Why? i like the end of the winter cause where i live is not so cold nor hot…

When was the last time you did something you knew was wrong? Today, everyday I do shit wrong :/

Did you have any unread messages when you woke up this morning? Yes

Who was the last person you hugged? My friend yesterday, she wasn’t feeling good

When was the last time you cried? Two weeks ago I think

Who was driving the last time you were in a car? My roommate

Does any part of your body hurt right now? Yep, my backs, my knees and my neck.

Do you like your bed? Love it 😍

Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Only my moms heart :/

When did you last talk to your brother or sister? Kinda never, he was born last year so…

Do you ever want to know which person you are going to marry? I already know, it’s John Frusciante or nobody u.u hahahahah

How much cash do you have on you? 6 bucks and i have to live this for 2 weeks

Are you tanned? Only my arms and face probably xD

Did you get any compliments today? Not really I think

Have you ever gone to court? No

Do you get jealous easily? Yes, but I try to control and not show it

Would you ever want to swim with the sharks? Yess!

What are you going to do do on saturday? Idk probably stay home im poor

What is in your back pocket? My lighter

What were you doing at 3AM this morning? Happily sleeping

What do you usually do first in the morning? Drink water or check my cellphone

Are you good at math? Hell no

Any plans for friday night? Netflix and popcorn probably

Do you have a little crush on someone? Yes, john fru is my eternal crush ❤️

How old is the last person you kissed? 30 years

Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because he was a hot Italian ;)

I’ll tag: @negans-archangel @fru-strated @fajantas @perfectoutliness @daddykiedis @snort-me-john2 @i-am-corn-holio