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sapphroditewrites · 1 year ago

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Bishova Poll Marathon! (9/10)

this was a hot debate on the bird app, i can't wait to see what y'all say here. (i did use some of the reasons ppl gave on twitter, just so the playing field is even)

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#bishova #kate bishop #yelena belova #kate x yelena #yelena x kate #bishova poll #bishova poll marathon 1 #kate bishop drinks frat boys under the table every friday night change my mind you CANT.#and i do see where ppl are coming from w yelena being smol bc i am also a smol #HOWEVER #i do think tall ppl underestimate us bc #technically the key to drinking a lot is to eat while you drink and to take water breaks #and i think yelena knows exactly how to do that and pace herself #kate though? i dont think she paces herself at all #i think she didn't drink till college and has tried to prove herself bc of it ever since #but i could be wrong #maybe her mom let her drink wine w dinner or maybe she partied in high school #but i very much think yelena is winning in this one #but it'll be a close contest !#clint will probably have to step in like 'can we please not die of alcohol poisoning and can i please not clean up two sets of vomit'#or in an au where everyone is alive natasha just walks in and chugs what's left just like in parks & rec laksdf

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