#and i didnt get fucked up sugar crashes from it

[funpuddle]

For real if you view your sugary premade smoothies and drive thru ice coffees as Concentrates to add milk or water to they will;

Last longer

Be healthier

Be worth your money (subjective)

Taste NORMAL

[luckybitch1]

no lie i was wicked depressed today and woke up way later than i meant to so it kind of threw my american psycho routine for a loop and i didnt even meditate. i did do yoga took that walk read for an hour and all that so it couldve been worse because i almost just stayed in bed. yayy. lol. after all that i had this moment sitting outside with my dog after lunch where this wave of pessimism and hate for life took hold because i knew the next thing i had to do was start making art again, daily, like for real, like taking it seriously as a life thing like a nun and not just sporadically jerking out creativity randomly when im inspired or hit that perfect depression pitch that makes me want to explode instead of disintegrate. i hate sitting with that. usually i dont. i seriously considered just going to bed right that moment at like 4pm but miraculously that schedule i made actually helped me visualize how much time had passed really, that i hadnt wasted too much time getting low blood sugar and dissociating and i didnt have to just die because i dont fucking want to sit there and face ugghhh the goddamn future. which is what it means to me to create on purpose, with intention, with dedication with (god just kill me) commitment because i just love commitment and long term plans neither of those things makes me want to crash my car on the i95 cause a pileup and go to hell to be satans 173rd luscious bitch from miami. then i came to my senses and cleaned my entire house to my japanese bossa nova/future jams playlist annndd im officially out of reasons not to pick up the supplies im missing and get crackalackin. just kidding i have to shower

[usermaha]

CB Thoughts

This album is if Eternally was an entire album.

The actual shock to my system that was Devil By The Window??? the jaw was on the floor the whole runtime i kid you not

i dont know the lyrics?? Its All English from the sound of it?? All i can hear is Soobin and Soobin sounds angelic

This album is very tied to the narrative or theme. Which makes me really happy bc i was kinda expecting to get robbed out of the storytelling teased by the promo stuff.

I was jumping up and down in glee when i heard the intro to Sugar Rush Ride DARLING IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU SINCE DECEMBER

You know every txt cb has a part in the melody/production thats so good its almost pure coke and they build the entire song around it and its kinda repetitive but you dont complain bc its so good you cant get enough of it?

WAIT the vibes of CYSM’s thing (you know what i mean) and SRR’s intro are quite comparable

Up until the prechorus she is tons of fun and there are so many good vocal moments i dont know who’s who yet bc its happening too fast

But the chorus is a little short of a disaster to me the puncture of the energy to the empty chorus??? you mean to tell me i dislike a txt chorus what is happening??? Its gonna take me a while before i get around this song, even if i actually do. Which as a moa is a real shame.

Im really really excited to see the whole choreography

Okay all of this is very sexy. The narrative is “being tempted by the devil into a psychedelic bliss that is actually a hoax/dangerous but its irresistible”. I suppose that angle was always present in the concept but i didnt expect it to be played this upfront.

Sigh i should have known when YJ was shirtless. Everyone said Angry Soobin from GBGB was a shock SLUTTY SOOBIN??? Did i even type that phrase?? Txt is constantly challenging their concept and image and this is the more jarring one yet. They would’ve done an edgy concept that was a given but i legit never couldve imagined them this way.

i shall not speak any more of this, and i am respectfully looking away.

Yeonjun’s “What did you do to me, sugar” 😵 i still havent figured out my favorite line but this might be it

Happy Fools has a Balance Game energy. And i do not like Balance Game so. ://

and the feature really took me out otteokhe

Tinnitus is kinda fun kinda groovy… and also very sexy

Farewell Neverland gave me Lonely Boy. And Lonely Boy is one of my favorite songs from txt so this one will definitely be a at the top of this album

MY PETER PAN-

This pretty neatly fits my theory that they are visiting Magic Island (Neverland in this context) for a final time for closure.

Throughout txt’s discography there is this headstrong argument supporting escapism, that’s what the concept of Magic Island is about. “Run away with me.” And at this point the illusion of escapism finally crashes. We must go back home.

Honestly heartbreaking you can hear the bittersweetness in their voices

But i was expecting the Cat to eat them or something none of the action in the middle :(

When i heard Minisode 2 for the first time my gripe was that its not doing much in terms of interesting or unique. But here its’ inverted; this album experiments and pushes the envelope, and im happy for that, but for me it doesnt stick the landing

but again the album might grow on me as i slowly get around each song. It has happened before with txt songs. But this is how it stands right now.

Member-specific points:

Soobin era. From Devil By The Window ive called it. His falsettos are in full form here and i love to see it

It feels like Yeonjun’s existence as an idol was destined for a moment like this. He unhinges his jaw and never retracts it back. HIS VOCALS TAKE ME OUT every cb day dont sleep on YJ’s vocals please this has been a PSA

Beomgyu’s vocals in Farewell Neverland he is such. an emotional singer he sings with so much heartbreak in his voice

Fuck Taehyun honestly he sounds better and better every cb and for what. For me to bias him harder??? Fuck him.

Huening Kai plays the sexy so right its almost wrong he is such a fantastic idol and performer he is a chameleon he carries any and every concept with such ease he has it all truly

[kineko-fab]

What are your favorite FOB songs? I've always liked Thnks fr th Mmrs, Just One Yesterday, and The Last Of The Real Ones, but I admittedly am a radio-listening normie so I only know a small selection of their songs ^^"

vees my dear friend vees im gonna write so many words now thank you TL;DR heres a list of my faves and me only letting myself choose my top 2 from each album. i do not talk about EVERY song on this list but i talk about a lot

FUTCT

Lawyer sued

Dance

Sugar goin down

Get Busy

XO

IOH

Arms Race

Lawyer (Me & You)

Hum Hallelujah

Golden

Thnks

(After) Life

Bang

Fame

Crashing

FAD

Disloyal order

I dont care

Headfirst

(Shipped)

[Coffee]

What A Catch

W.A.M.S.

West Coast

Pavlove

SRAR

Phoenix

Light em up

Alone Together

Where did the party go

Miss missing you

Save Rock and Roll

ABAP

Centuries

Kids arent alright

Jet Pack Blues

Favorite Record

MANIA

Stay frosty

last of the real ones

hold me tight

Wilson

church

heavens gate

sunshine riptide

OTHER:

City in a Garden off of Lake Effect Kid

ok to start those are all great songs. Thnks fr th Mmrs is one of my personal faves cause i grew up listening to that song. however did you know that song has a lead in song? fall out boy has many segue songs; a song whos end flows seamlessly into the beginning of the next. Golden, the song before TFTM is gorgeous and i loooove listening to it, especially since the transition to thnks is so dramatic sounding. Last of the Real Ones is also a big ol song for me. it is, admittedly, on several of my character playlists. now im gonna go by album. ill admit right here i dont listen to take this to your grave very often so. its. not gonna be on here. off of from under the cork tree. theres a lot of good songs but the two i come back to are another segue pair, Get Busy (im not writing the whole title its their longest one) and XO. i love the transition, but both of those songs are absolutely wonderful as standalones.

infinity on high is where things start ramping up in terms of songs i like off of it. ignoring the popular ones because i also like those, and golden that i already talked about. I'm Like a Lawyer is such a nice sounding song I like it a lot. The lyrics are really good (as usual, i will gush about fob lyrics), and the music is very upbeat and fun, the contrast between the lyrics and the music should be stark but they go well together. The (After) Life of the Party is another absolutely gorgeous song holy shiiiit. i love that song so much it sounds gorgeous. fun to belt, fun to listen to, 10/10. Bang the Doldrums is one of the songs i listen to most frequently, and like a lot of fob songs, especially on IOH and FAD, it has a little section right before the ending chorus that has lyrics thatll kill you. Fame>Infamy is such a fun song to listen to, but i have to say the switch from minor to major in the middle blows me away every time. its so gorgeous. Crashing is fantastic but the subject matter is so heavy i have to be like. prepared to listen to it. love it to bits.

Folie a Deux is hard because thats. like my first or second favorite album. but this album FUCKS HARD. a lot of the songs on here have orchestral parts to it that makes them absolutely gorgeous. The first song, Disloyal Order of Water Buffalo, is gorgeous, big, loud, and dramatic and i love it. Headfirst Slide is also great and i love it and i wish i had his range holy cow. (Shipped) Gold Standard is great and i love trying to sing that little genre change at the part before the last chorus its so fun. [Coffee's for Closers] is. wowie wow wow. This song is why i think people who didnt like folie were just upset that it didnt sound like their perfect little emo songs because holy shit this song slaps. This song perfectly combines fall out boys version of emo with orchestral music. its honestly a fucking tragedy more people dont listen to it. What a Catch is so great, i just cant listen to it all the time because its so sad. which is understandable given the songs context. however, it does make for a funny little "hey is that [insert another famous musician that hangs with fall out boy a lot]" moment. W.A.M.S. is one of my all time faves and is one of the reasons Im learning bass guitar! still cant play that! fuck you pete your bass lines fuck severely but are so complicated for me to play! I also love West Coast Smoker. high energy belt/scream song. also not on the album proper but on the delux edition, love me Pavlove!

Save Rock and Roll has so many bangers, but did you know theres a music video for every song on this album and all the music videos tell a story? its really cool. again, skipping the popular ones. Alone Together is such a pretty song. that song sounds so good. Where Did the Party Go is so fun. I love their fun songs theyre fun to dance around to. Now, if I had to choose ONE FOB song as my all time fave? Miss Missing You. Holy fucking shit that songs so fucking good. The lyrics in that song are just one punch after the other and its so. AAAA. Save Rock And Roll (thr song) is also fantastic. Elton John hello sir. ABAP has a couple good songs. I recently used Irresistable for an OC piece i did. Jet Pack Blues is also a pretty sounding song and is nice to listen to for more of a chiller vibe than some of their other music. Favorite Record my beloved I love that song its so nice and upbeat and love filled.

Mania my beloved. My good time boy. My rotten soldier. genuinely dont think theres a song on this album I don't like. Stay frosty will always be there for me when I feel like throwing hands. that song slaps. hold me tight is a funky little jam. fun song. Expensive mistakes? my song. i love that song. pete was after my own heart making that song. Church is such a fuckin devotion song. Church and Last of the Real Ones are songs that feel like you sing them to someone youd give your life for. i also use those on charcter playlists. Heavens Gate is my FAVORITE love song. of all time. Sunshine Riptide is such a good song and is so fun to listen to.

not on any of their main studio albums, but City in a Garden is so good. so lovely so full of emotion.

[organsinajar]

An IRL History

OOG: Back in middleschool I heard of this game called dungeons and dragons and my bff patrick played it with his family, i thought this sounded awesome but never got a chance to play

In the 9th grade (2018-2019? i think) i was finally in highschool and they had a dnd club! I signed up immediately and was brought into dellilah’s epic campaign; this campaign was really rough on the edges and was the continuation of someone else’s story, but we had a lot of fun with it. My first character was a changeling sorcerer who proved the hard way that dellilah didn’t know fall damage rules :))), soon after i played an awoken cat wizard who flew with mage hand.

The problem strikes when dellilah graduated that spring and for the next year her younger boyfriend was put in charge because nepotism~

10th grade rolls around and we have the honor of playing in chris�� epic campaign. not gonna sugar coat it, this fucking sucked. the game went at a snails pace and we couldnt do jack because his catgirl oc was the main character, but chris showed up less and less before eventually ghosting us all.

now chrisless and with a table of players and no dm i got my turn at being the guy behind the curtain and ran a few one shots with everyone’s preexisting characters. After we accepted that chris wasn’t coming back i got everyone to roll up new characters and we started a campaign of my own. The campaign is a little wonkey but we all enjoy it, i start bleeding players where a cast of [Patrick, Eric, Dakota, Heather, Joyce] became [Patrick & Joyce]

later into the year i also start a side game where patrick makes me run all of the lord of the rings (im too stupid to read these books it goes weird)

CRISIS STRIKE AGAIN! crisis being the covid-19 pandemic, no more school, no more dnd, big cliffhangers /_ \

next school year my dad makes me stay home and do online school, i hate my life. i try to get people from the club to play online. they dont

the big thing from this is im able to run a one shot testing out my post apocalypse idea of THE SEA OF BLOOD, i run it for patrick alex and rowan. they killed a dragon and it was cool; there was a followup with weird gravity shit and illithids that had the LORCUS on the walls of a dungeon but patrick just walked past it.

12 grade baybeee! last year of highschool, next year i can be cool and go to college. This year i walzed into the club and gave a brief presentation on my kickass campaign idea, apparently no one heard me but several people still thought it would be cool and joined. These legendary adventurers were [Patrick (again), Joyce (again), James, DJ]. This kickass sandbox campaign with players all in it for the game was my best experience to date! Things go shockingly smooth and we find a natural endpoint near the end of the year and leave satisfied.

Those times were alike to ancient greece, here come the sea people.

My next venture into tabletop games is attempting to run 5th edition’s curse of strahd. I assemble a team of [DJ, Rosali, Mikey, Zander, Cricket]. This was rough. No offense to most of them but it was a disaster group; i was struggling to parse this poorly organized module, dj was coming in with lofty expectations of roleplay, rosali has seen too much critical role and googled spoilers, zander didnt know what was happening and is a little too silly goofy, and mikey has just kinda been an asshole to me in the past and i accidentally talked myself into a corner and invited them during the “second chance” phase.

On the side i run a silly goofy tiny critters consisting of [DJ & Maryam] (we tried to bully ares into it but he wasnt complacent enough). this kinda went no where and fizzled out while the curse of strahd campaign crashed and burned

to salvage the wreckage i not only drop curse of strahd but drop 5e, i start running cyberpunk 2020, zander stops showing and i kick mikey out of my life (finally). Early cyberpunk goes really good but i make a fatal mistake, i assume my players care enough to follow the plot they beg for. They do not. I change the status quo dramatically putting them in a less great position game wise but it pushes for this grand plot, they resist and only desire to sit on their asses. fuck. While the group grows back in numbers to be [Rosali, Rae, Cricket, Rachelle, Zander (haunted)] i slowly lose my motivation, i get increasingly burnt out, it becomes harder and harder to run but i do it. The characters actually are motivated enough to go do something for once so it becomes a little easier.

In the background my interest grows in the OSR, i pick up old school essentials, beautiful beautiful minimalism. my desire to run something else grows but im stuck working on a minecraft tournament (ew)

The final season of minecraft heroes concludes, this is my chance! i quickly harass several people and get a shocking ratio of yes:no, i assemble [DJ, Maryam, Patrick, Alex, Gaber] is this my new dream team??

as it stands my weekly cyberpunk game is going and in just over a week my new dnd game will begin, i am hopeful

i pray this not be the end, until we meet again tomecrawler

[actualbird]

was looking at luke’s room and do you have any idea why he has a little ladder on his kitchen shelf? seemingly leading up to a very breakable item? I know that birds sometimes have little things to climb around on but that is a straight up ladder to a glass container. I just thought it was very funny so I wanted to share this observation with you. every time I have any tot thought I go hmmm zak actualbird will love this

hi anon! and hjjHJHSVDKFJ OMG u brought up something that ive been wondering ever since frigging Day One of having first seen luke's apartment like

luke, why?

exactly like how u explain, i first thought that this could be for peanut and that made me happy to think about. luke's apartment actually has a bunch of stuff that doesnt really make sense unless i look at it from a bird's eye view (literally, like, how would a bird feel if they could interact with this) and realized that thatd be a super fun thing for a bird. like check out the stuff above his bed

1 ) the lights. there doesnt seem to be any practical reason for those rings to be there, but if i were to think like (heh) an actual bird, these seem like great perches! also would be fun to fly through. canon has shown us that peanut is a very intelligent bird, and so enrichment would be extremely important for him.

2 ) the wooden stand with perches sticking out of it. i assume this could be a thing where one could hang certain stuff like ID laces or hair ties, but luke has kept it completely devoid of Stuff. so i can only assume this is for peanut once again.

which, sidenote, i LOVE PEANUT'S MAIN PERCHHHH CAN I TALK ABOUT THIS PERCH (i will) (nothing can stop me)

like idk it just makes me happy cuz relative to the other objects around it, this is a Pretty Big Perch Setup. i wish we could see this from a background like perspective and not just topdown, itd help me figure out better just how big it is and, consequently, how big luke's love for peanut is 🥺🥺🥺

also i love how peanut's hangout place is directly across from luke's bed. theres a non zero percent chance luke wakes up everyday with peanut's beady little eyes staring straight at him. like this OvO

(sidenote sidenote: ......that means theres a non zero percent chance that mc, back when she was living with luke in his personal story 4, also woke up with peanut's beady little eyes staring straight at him. like this OvO)

i got sidetracked, wait. back to the little ladder. it must be for peanut. it's peanut sized in an apartment that already has a bunch of other For-Peanut objects. but yeah, it just leads to.....a pot and a kettle

the only rationalization i can think of for why this little ladder leads here is that The Ladder Was There First

i propose that luke added it back when there was nothing on that shelf! and so peanut had another fun little thing to hop about on and luke wasnt ever planning on putting stuff on that shelf cuz he doesnt know how to cook anything aside from fucking tomato omelet (i love him).

but then he starts accruing Cooking Paraphernalia for Reasons. the pot in particular is something i can see him having bought after his personal story 1, after he and mc cooked tangerine crabs together. maybe he wanted to make it again, so he bought a cooking pot.

and the kettle....luke doesnt strike me as a coffee or tea person, he strikes me as a "will chug a monster energy drink and then sugar crash later" kind of person. but maybe one day artem and/or vyn learns that whenever he needs hot water for like, cup noodles or whatever. he just gets a mug of water and microwaves it

artem: 😬

vyn: good lord

so they get luke a kettle. and luke didnt know where to put this stuff, so he just put it on the shelf. but i dont think peanut would push these things off by accident, hes a very smart bird

would peanut do it on purpose though if he wanted to be mischievous little monster to his beloved bird-dad?

absolutely

in conclusion:

[animesllut666]

KNOWING TOJI FUSHIGURO BEFORE HE WAS YOUR STEP DAD... 2

Part one

Characters: Toji fushiguro x FemaleReader x megumi and Tsumiki

Anime: jujutsu kaisen

Style: Headcannon

Warnings: cursing, over protective, violence, not proof read (yet).

Summary: You knew Toji before your mom, he had 'helped' you escape from someone that was tailing you. And you both formed a friendship of some kind, but one day he just stopped showing up. Now, imagine your own surprise when you come home and there he was sitting in your apartment. With your sister, your mom and ... A baby?

AN: Got some asks and replies for a part two, so here it is enjoy! Possibly a part three, or just cliffhanger.

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You didn't go back home for two weeks

Though nearing the third week

You were at school, ready to go crash at your friends place or even at the place you work

When you heard it 👂

"Who is that guy?! He is built."

"isn't that Tsumiki? That's .... sister right?"

"Yeah, but why is she with that beast of a guy?"

"I'd let him rail me, and then spit on me and tell me why I'm pathetic."

"Fuck me up, and sideways. PLEASE."

You were mentally gagging, honestly even physically gagging as well

"Toji." You whispered earning a shit eating grin from him as he stood at the entrance 😁

With your sister and his kid (cute kid name megumi, spitting image of his dad though)

"What the fuck are you doing?" You demanded a roaring laugh was given back

"Neesan! Mom said to be nice."

Nice? Since when have you ever been nice to your mother boyfriend's?

Never. And even if you knew Toji, you weren't going to be nice to him

"Tsumiki and Megumi wanted to pick you up from school. "

......

Just silence in return, you looked at megumi, his face still expressionless

"Come on," you held a hand out towards megumi, and with some hesitation he took it.

"where are you going?"

"Too the park, let's talk Toji"

And talk is what y'all did

If you call whispering (shouting) at each other talking

"You're fucking my mom?! HOW DID YOU TWO EVEN MEET? YOU STALKED ME DIDNT YOU?"

"I wouldnt call it stalking, it was just curiosity and background checks."

"Background checks?"

"Yes.. or breaking into your home and digging around.. where are you going?" He hollered out, did he say something wrong

He honestly was ridiculous .. just ridiculous

But after some more shouting, and some parents even children getting in-between you two

You finally go home, and have a huge talk with your mom and ... Toji.

"I'm not calling him dad, it'll be Toji"

And that's all you called him .. well at least when your mom was around

If he was the only one home when you got back from school, it was "jackass" "bitch" "lowlife" and some other names

But he did return too walking you home from work most nights

"You going to stay mad at me? Your own father?" Toji taunted, casting a hand over his chest for dramatics.

Father? FATHER?!

"You listen here, you fucking piece of sh-" a loud BANG was heard that echoed down the alley

You ducked behind a dumpster, even though Toji had already thrown you in that direction

And that's how you found out about Toji does for a living along with some of his past

Not the childhood part

But the sugar baby and being a gambler

"You know... That doesn't surprise me. You just have an aura that screams 'I have daddy AND mommy issues. The whole package, throw in gambling...I see why my mom went for you."

He just sat on the ground, legit bleeding just killed a man in front you

And your just.... Insulting him

"could you help me?"

"no" walking next to him and gentle tapping the worm with your foot

"What the hell is this thing?"

"You can see it?"

"Well of course, has my mom or sister said anything?"

And then that's when he told you about curses, while also trying (and failing) to bribe you into helping him get back up

"I have a bullet wound in my leg and my arm.. a little help here "

"not my fault, now come on."

I'd say that was a bonding experience but if anything you just had even more questions

After some time, you got used to Toji

Who am I joking?

You never really did, it was still weird to come home and boom

There he was just sitting there, he did teach you some self defense moves

And even told you more about jujutsu sorcerers

Though one night sticks out the most too you, cuz come on... He is kind of a wanted criminal. Both by the law and by his family and the whole curse world

You had been watching Megumi and Tsumiki, when there was a knock

You and Toji, even your mom came up with a secret knock a while back just in case of something happening

When that unfamiliar knock came, you told Tsumiki to go hide with Megi

Ya opened that door and guess who it be?

A weird ass looking teen with some maggots and worms for a hair color.

"You hair looks like you got maggots at the ends and worms on top"

😲😲😕

Ya got ya ass beat 🍑🪘

Jk Jk

He started to ask you questions, ask you if you have seen anyone that looks like Toji

"Nope, never seen nor heard of someone matching that description."

He knew you were lying, and you knew that he knew that you lying.

"What's your name again? "

"Naoya Zenin"

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[astrochemstry]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy how are u? Can i please have some headcanons for the main four eddsworld boys with a reader that drink a lot of coffee with no sugar? Thank you!

Hello anon!! Doing good and Thank you for requesting :D this is an interesting request huhu

This can be interpreted as romantic and platonic

Gender neutral reader

EDD:

Scared

Intimidated

Why???

This guy loves cola

Sugar

Su ga r

And if hes drinking coffee, it hAS to have sugar

“How do you drink that???? Why?? whY?? How?” “with a cup and swallowing it”

Hes okay with it but just intimidated as hell

Especially since you keep drinking it a lot

“Im just concerned Tom, what if they die from all that Coffee?” “You drink Cola everyday- now find the answer.”

He makes coffee puns btw

“Hey! You better stop drinking a latte-” “oh theres a cup of coffee! Where has it bean your whole life?”

He even got Matt into it lmao

“Edd, we’re going to the mall-” “I can’t fully espresso my excitement!” “oh my god.”

He once broke your coffee maker and managed to buy another one

“Hey (Name)-” “Look, Edd, i don't-”

And then you see him holding the box for the coffee maker and a coffee in his other hand

“I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.”

What a dork

MATT:

Ah the ginger bread man

bro is terrified of coffee

If you thought Tord just punched him

weLL GUESS WHAT

BRO POURED COFFEE ON HIM

STEAMING HOT COFFEE

Not on purpose tho

Matt and Edd tried to scare him and he was drinking Coffee so

Anyways

He does think its bad for you to drink A LOT of coffee

“(naaaaaameee) stoooooop!! That coffee is distracting you from my beautiful face!!”

Uh he tried it once actually

When he got zapped by that gun which makes u forget?

He saw ur coffee and went “oH????”

He uh didnt know how to make coffee with the coffee maker

So he just drank yours

Hes runNing around hES up the rooftoP HE brOke ur coffee maker and probably at Eduardo’s house now

In the end he swore to never drink coffee again

He woke up at a dumpsite after he didnt feel so energetic

But i mean he can be unaware sometimes and he doesnt even realize hes drinking your coffee

He wonders why theres ‘mud stains’ on his face after he leaves the kitchen

But deep down, somewhere,

He knows.

TOM:

Ehh hes just neutral about it? but

Concerned tho abt u drinking coffee a lot

Very concerned

“Im just concerned, Edd. I don't want them to die after some- coffee crash-” “Ok- didnt i talk to you about this before? Also you drink smirnoff all the time.” “Touche.”

Hes the one hiding the coffee from u whenever it gets too much

Tried to hide the coffee maker, broke it but managed to get away with it actually

But felt guilty and did tell the truth to you

Tord drinks coffee too and youre coffee buddies and hes uh

“Stay away from this guy hes dangerous” “we’re literally drinking coffee?”

Yeah not after The end

CouGHCOUGH COUGH SNEEZE

I mean it could be expected he hates the coffee bcs Tord drinks it too buuuuut

that aint gonna stop him from trying new things just bcs some guy he hates drinks it too, hes a mature guy

Anyways

Hes tried it before and he drinks it only when hes feeling tired

Vv tired and stuff

One time Edd got everyone (except Matt) to drink coffee with sugar

Actually i mean mixing it with his Cola

Yeah

Tord didnt like it, tasted weird but he felt REALLY energetic

Though the aftermath wasnt so good

Edd, of course, loved it but said “still not better than the real thing.”

And actually Tom likes it too

“Not like smirnoff buut, its good.”

He actually drinks with you from time to time since Tord went off

Hes pretty chill abt it tbh and sometimes forgets you drink a lot

TORD:

Like the last three, concerned but

Hes just yolo, your life, your problems, your pain tbh

He drinks coffee

Not that much like everyday

I mean when he was still livin with the guys

But since he left and went around to make some thing

Cough

He stays up a lot to finish a project

coUGH

So he needs coffee to energize the fuck outta him

Though it doesnt affect him that much now, cant be energized with something hes tasted for like 365 days and 2 years

So before he went away

You guys drank coffee together

Like you and him will get out of your rooms and make coffee

“Tired?” “very.”

And yk just chat about stuff

Pretty chill stuff until you get close

Bro starts making challenges

Even worse than cola in coffee

“I think i can sneeze the coffee out of my nose- hey lets try it whoever does it fir-” “oh my god”

Actually he started selling some of them using your coffee maker

Managed to make a couple of cash

But he broke it

Yes all 4 of them broke your coffee maker equally

He used his recently gained money for it lmao :’)

Actually you don't see him much with coffee

Most of the time he drinks it inside his room or at early mornings

He invites u to hang out tho

Coffee and bird watching

Until he shoots one

Pretty good shot tho

oK so he leaves the gang to pursue a dream

COVUUUCHHCHGHCOU GH COU GH

You guys keep in contact through skype, zoom whatever app you wanna use lol

You guys just drink coffee with cameras on while working on stuff

And having a convo

“Hows the gang?” “same old same old, what about you?” “eh, been alright.”

And uh after The end, bro still drinks it

But it aint making him energized

Oh boy does he wish he didnt ban cola

Co U GH

Overall, very chill with the coffee and he doesnt drink it with sugar either

[angelgurlhearts-2]

Tw: needles, blood, covid, vax, covid vaccine, death, im pissed and I need to vent

I’m feeling annoyed. I don’t even know how to vent about this and idc if my s/o sees this at this point I just need someplace to vent where I’m not gonna get a whole lot of interaction.

My boyfriend’s family are literally health freaks, I swear. You mention one MINOR thing wrong and they’ll flip out. Covid? Yeah they’re big on that. Like stay tf away from me, get vaxed, wear a damn mask, get tested, and it’s basically demanding at this point. I had to cancel my fucking Christmas trip last year that costed me well over maybe $400 or so because they’re huge on the lockdowns and shit. I was pissed and upset and crying almost everyday. But now a said family member is showing minor symptoms of who knows what, and of course the whole family has to know and they demanded to have said family member tested for Covid ASAP. Like??? It’s night time?? Why couldn’t you just wait until morning??? I get it, age, but still??? It’s not life or death rn, I’m sure it can wait. I was just telling my boyfriend that like…imagine if I had diabetes problems, they’re probably gonna freak tf out…calling 911 and shouting for doctors because my bg is high/low. I told him if anything medically happens to me, do not contact anyone from his family. I don’t care if it’s a simple doctors appointment, lab work, whatever, don’t contact his family about me. So if this said family member turns out positive, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be canceling my $450 trip ONCE AGAIN and won’t see my boyfriend until next year (probably overreacting but I don’t think I’m wrong at this point). Also since I got covid the beginning of September and I refuse to get the vax, my boyfriend said “you HAVE to get the covid vaccine now, you’ve had it twice.” (Back in 2019 in October I was showing similar symptoms) the only reasons why I refuse to get the covid vax is because as a type one diabetic, I’ve seen many cases where diabetics will go into DKA and they cannot fix their bg no matter how many units of insulin they give via pump, flex pen, or syringe, and I don’t feel like being sick as fuck with after effects of the vax (and with diabetes, it amplifies that shit more), and after all that insulin I don’t want to crash into hypoglycemia and being low to the point where I have to be sent to the hospital and have my glucagon being used on me. Also I’ve heard stories of people passing away from the vax and I fear death and I don’t want to leave the world just yet. I told him “listen, if you want to deal with my shitty side effects, DKA, low blood sugar, fear of needles, and everything else, you can fly up here and take care of me because I’m not making my mom stay home from work and I probably won’t be able to fight this off alone.” And what does he do? HE GLADLY AGREES AS IM FUMING BECAUSE NOW I FEEL FORCED TO GET IT AND I DIDNT WANT TO GET IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’m not anti covid or anything, it just annoys me how much stress they put into thinking this is the apocalypse. Like we’re alive and okay right now, I don’t care about a, b and c, just BREATHE for a second. I might just be over reacting but I just needed to vent where I don’t get a lot of interaction because no one cares and idc if my boyfriend sees this at this point, he knows how pissed I am about everything. But now it’s more like pissed and stressed and I don’t even want to SEE the light of day over there or interact with his family. Ugh just put me out of my misery already PLEASE. T_T

Thank you for letting me vent okay bye.

[obsessive-ego]

Home early

You come home early from work and see what you demon pal was up to while you were gone

Musical beetlejuice x readrr

Nsft content

enjoy the mess

Being sent home early from work was a rare occurrence, you were sent home an hour early due to your incompetent boss making a shecdual error and having too much staff on hand, and since you were the next one off you were sent home. It wasnt bad, just weird having your routine messed up, won't beetlejuice be surprised your home early, you smiled to yourself, staring out the bus window. The demon who crashed at your apartment constantly whined about how you work too much, and how you need to take it easy once and awhile, which basically ment 'stay home and hang out with me'.

Yes he was clingy and alittle creepy, kinda gross too, but it suited it, and was somewhat charming in it's own special way, okay so maybe you had a crush on the ghoul, you enjoyed having him around, he made you laugh, he was interesting, and wanted your attention, no one else ever wanted your attention more then BJ did, maybe that's why you basically let him do whatever he wanted within reason of course.

Beetlejuice didnt have a phone, and you didnt have a landline, so you couldnt tell him you were coming home early, meaning you couldn't give him a warning to stop whatever awful thing he was doing while you were out.

Which if course was jerking off, Beetlejuice has mentioned on multiple occasions that he is a very sexual being, you would always just wave it off as a joke, beetlejuice has constantly made lewd passes at you, yes they made you blush and flustered, but you could never tell if he was messing with you or not.

You try and get your mind off these embarrassing feelings and stare out the window watching nothing in particular as you headphones drown out your brain.

So There was the demon in question, laying on your bed, a pair of your panties fresh out of your laundry basket held to his nose while his other hand slowly teased his cock. This was a part of his routine when you were away, to tend to his urges, he wanted you so badly, you were so kind to him all the time for no reason, you were fun to mess with too, not to mention how you let him loose on people who were dumb enough to knock on your door, what more could he want from a breather? I mean that body didnt hurt either, god slash satan he wanted to squeeze that cute behind of yours.

Beetlejuice was so wrapped up in what he was doing, confident he had all the time in the world to enjoy his little activity, it was like nothing else mattered except your scent and his throbbing cock, besides you wouldn't be home for another 2 hour or so.

He could imagine it now, you sitting on his face, his tongue buried in you pussy, while you were jerking him off, you would moan and shout praises of how good he makes you feel. With that image he couldnt help but start licking the crotch of your panties, desperate for the taste of you.

"You taste so good sugar~ you like that dont you~? Fuck you're so good for me sweets" he babbled to himself, hair an electric pink, picking up his pace as he groans out your name, so focused on what he was doing he didnt hear unlock the front door and come in.

You assumed beetlejuice isnt around since the moment you walk in the door hes normally all over you, you shrug and drop your stuff. You perk up when you hear Beetlejuice shout your name, coming from down the hall, you respond with a hum, taking your shoes off.

"Y/N!"

what? Why was he yelling? Did he have something to show you? You head towards the noise.

Stopping in front of your bedroom, door slightly ajar, you frown, you told beetlejuice multiple times how you dont like him in there without supervision, as you go to push the door open you freeze at what you saw.

Beetlejuice laying completely naked on your bed, your panties in one hand and his cock in the other. You cover you mouth and step aside from the door, you can't believe it, do you say something? Do you just pretend you didnt see it? He's doing it in your bed, this was wrong, you have to do something.

"Oh y/n you're so good for me"

You're torn from you thoughts by his gravely voice.

He's thinking of you?! I mean no shit, those are your panties in his hand, you glance back to the room.

Beetlejuice had your panties pressed to his face, while he stroked himself, you felt like you're legs were gonna give out, this was private, but hes doing it in your bed, as twisted as this whole mess was you couldnt help but feel turned on by the scene. You like beetlejuice so much, and yeah maybe you might have thought about him when you were alone late on those sleepless nights.

"Oh sugar, come on, you like that? You naughty thing" he purred bucking hard into his hand, you couldnt help but let your hand drift between your legs, rubbing yourself over your clothed sex.

This was so messed up, but it felt so good, you wanted to join him, but fuck you were too nervous to even move, so watching will have to do.

"Fuck, sugar, I'm gonna cum!" He growls, bucking hard and bringing his strokes to a punishing pace.

Biting your knuckles to keep yourself quiet, god you wanted to feel him buck that hard into you, you've dreamed of the demon pounding up into you while you rode him multiple times.

"Oh sweetheart!~" with that he came, spurting him cum on his hand and stomach. Beetlejuice didnt need to breath and yet he laid there panting, sighing he wipes his hand on your blanket without a second thought, you flinch at that, as hot as it was, you should do some laundry before you go to bed tonight, in theory it's hot, but youd rather not sleep in cum stained sheets.

You haven't finished yet, debating on if you should continue or slink away and pretend to just come home now, before you could decide your cell rings.

You hear the movement of the springs in your mattress assuming beetlejuice herd it, you were lucky enough to be out of sight, you decline the call and sprint to the front door as quietly as you could.

"Y/n? Sugar? That you?"

Taking a deep breath to compose yourself."Yeah, just got home, they let me off early"

Engulfed by green smoke, beetlejuice appears before you, pulling you into a tight hug spinning you around as he always does when you come home. You couldnt help but feel super awkward about it,

"Just got back myself sweet stuff, I was messing with the old couple few doors down" he laughed

You knew he was lying, but it didn't matter, it ment he didnt notice you earlier and believed you just came home, thank god.

Unfortunately you have to deal with those lady blueballs until hes out of your apartment. Needless to say the whole evening hanging out with the demon was more then awkward for you, since the ghoul didnt exactly get the whole personal space thing.

You weren't exactly ready to confront beetlejuice with your feelings, but at least now you know he wants you too.

[ithisatanytime]

Vegetables are fucking bullshit. im not gonna proofread this, but if you want to lose weight this is literally the only thing besides surgery that will work and its not even hard at all i promise, this was not inspired by me being disgusted with fat women, as everybody knows im down with the thickness. not fat though, there is a wider range for men then women believe, but i guess they are mostly just trying to compete with each other (i dont actually believe this for a second, it is for men its just a subconscious instinct, manifesting consciously as a desire to compete or look good) i added this long as disclaimer because this is a lifelong interest of mine, i always talk about it, but i dont want some poor girl to read it and think i want her to go on a diet you are beautiful just as you are, but at the same time i didnt want past relationship girls to see me saying i was down with the thickness and think they were heavy, only one was heavy

  Dont get me wrong, i like vegetables, but they are honest to god a fucking scam. vegetables are CHEAP, especially grains and cerials, to be honest grains are less bullshit than leafy greens, but they are still kind of bullshit. you are made of fucking meat, thats what you are, all the stuff you need or pretty damn close, is found in meat, vegetables are mostly insoluble fiber, very low in calories, which despite what you have been led to believe is not a good thing. its nice to have a little roughage in your diet, but the idea that we should be eating primarily plant based food is fucking insane, and i suspect is a result of the sugar companies years long propaganda campaign against fat. for years they funded studies claming dietary fat or cholesterol caused fat to accumulate on the body, and cholesterol in the arteries, we have known since the seventies that these claims were false, but the propaganda campaign was so extensive, even doctors commonly fuck this up. you cant digest plants on your own, you need to recruit gut bacteria to ferment it in your bowels, in other words it rots in your guts making you bloated and gassy, all for just a tiny bit of calories, its ASS, because no one can live that way, your diet is failing because you arent eating enough meat. meat is food, its real food. no fucking animal would go through the trouble of evolving the necessary intelligence and hardware needed to have to KILL every single meal, if it wasnt so much better than the fucking grass and leaves that are everywhere, and grass is much easier to catch and kill than a gazelle,so why bother? because the gazelle is food, its made of the same building blocks you are, you are made of meat.

   Meat is much more readily digested in your body than plant matter, people think that meat constipates you and ive seen people say it sits in your gut for years, the opposite is true, meat is digested quickly and efficiently leaving behind almost no waste material whatsoever, meaning you arent pooping because you arent making poop, meat is digested almost completely where as plant matter is filled with fiber which passes through either completely unchanged or only mildly changed into a gel like substance in the case of soluble fiber.  but heres the real MEAT of this post (heh) fats and proteins from animal sources (meat) are far more satiating than carbs from plants, meaning a hundred calories of animal fats and’/proteins will keep you full for longer, than a hundred calories of carbs, and i can prove it, a boneless skinless chicken breast has 284 calories (very little fat but high in protein) thats less total calories than two cans of mountain dew, how long do you think you could last after eating a chicken breast vs drinking two mountain dews? there are 250 calories in a new york strip steak, thats less than two potatoes, i bet you could last all day if you ate a new york strip steak for breakfast, a potato and a half without butter or anything? you would crash by noon.

 Vitamins are fucking bullshit. as long as you get micronutrients into your body at some point, meaning you arent a third worlder who eats nothing but one kind of cheap food, you are getting vitamins, all of them, most of them and guess what, meat has literally all of the required vitamins your body needs in abundance, so long as you occasionally eat liver. but it hardly fucking matters, almost no one in the first world is seriously deficient in micronutrients (the vitamin d thing is bullshit, they miscalculated the requirements or there is some racial factor they refuse to aknowlege, because if fucking everyone is d3 deficient and doing just fine, then no one is. also d3 is found ONLY in animals, not in plants) its all about macro-nutrients FAT PROTEIN carbs, you are eating too much carbs, if you try to stop eating so much carbs you are going to fuck it up, i promise you, your body keeps track EVERY DAY, trying to maintain homeostasis, you will take one extra bite, you will measure your portions wrong, you will eat a whole goddamn cake because you are starving, your body is better at counting calories than you will ever be. so heres what you do, DONT TRY, if you have to try you will fail, you are working too goddamn hard, be realistic with yourself, a temporary diet is actually fucking meaningless, diets are for life. you cant sustain that horrible dumb ass bulshit girl magazines are trying to make you live on, NO ONE CAN, less than 6 percent of people who have lost significant amounts of weight will keep the weight off after a year. who the fuck knows after that as well, other than its certainly less than six percent. i am giving you the cheat code right now, all you have to do is take my word for it, do i seem like i spent years obsessing over this shit? because i have, heres the secret. all you have to do, nothing more, if you try to do more you are fucking up! all you have to do, is take your body weight, divide it by two, and try to get that many grams of protein per day, like your life depended on it, preferably from MEAT. preferably with fat! but honestly i dont fucking care. tbh if you are a girl, id shoot four 40-50 grams everyday, and heres the thing, please! do not go for lowfat, lean meats. you want meat with fat on it, preferably unprocessed, you can still eat hamburgers and sausages but dont make them the center piece of your diet, because they actually add fats in as part of the processing, you can stil leat it though, if you try to get your 40 grams of protein from lean meat like chicken breast alone, you will go crazy and quit, or you will just eat a bunch of carbs to make up for it. again, you want fat and protein. if for the next two months, you made it your goal to eat whatever the fuck you wanted (this is important) so long as you got 40 grams of protein a day, preferably from animal sources, preferably with fat, i promise you, not only will you lose weight like fucking crazy, but it wont even be hard at all, you will feel like you are fucking gorging yourself while slowly getting hotter. that being said, to us men, being hyper thin is not really all its cracked up to be, thats gay fashion designer shit, we like women to be soft, to contrast are hard muscular bodies.

[rubyrockz]

Blood and Bread Thoughts as I watched

- The bright purple/pink colors

- “Too much murdering to do, let’s go”- Lou

- Oh no, Emily’s gone!!!

- Theo for once doing good on intiIticd l

- “Stupid little muffins”. They made a huge mistake

- Theobald has war magic!!!

- One shot killed a guy first round in surprise attack, go gummy bear!

- Killed two/three of attackers in a surprise round, and the. He still gets to go before the last muffin.

- theo is a bossssss!

- Oh I love Canadian magic!

- Oh, he’s an eldrixh knight!!!

- Poor dude. Doesn’t know Jets dead yet.

- Oh! The queen! Oh god, supper. Oh we’re being attacked!!!

- Oh god, Theo needs to defend the queen.

- thank god, the queen is not in on it.

- Does the castle has a candy land walkway? Oh I love that so much!!!

- SECRET PASSAGEWAYS!!!

- Calroy revealed to the Queen. Fake death Husband!

- “The man who made bastards of your daughters” I fucking love that line. Hate the man who said, but that line.

- Did they level up?

- Poor Ruby, BRING HER BACK

- SUGAR PLUM FAIRY, that “please”. Don’t trust her, but oh god. Poor Ruby.

- “There might be a way to bring all of you to her” NOPE DONT TRUST THATTTTT

- Her sister is waiting for her!

- KILL THAT FUCKING CARROT AND HIS 30 KNIGHTS

- DOUBLE NAT 20 BITCHES

- Glowing Ruby! GLOWING RUBY!

- Oh god, she thought Amethar was dead for a second!

- Liam has a level of rouge???

- Is wTersteel illegal or a war crime??

- Liam can’t be seen by true sight! Ciabatta doesn’t trust Alfredi! Oh spaghetti lady is dead. No more waters tell! Yay!

- Stupid fake glowing rock.

- Jets body! Wrapped in lingerie tear away. That’s fucking sad. At least Ruby will get her stuff back.

- Locket give him advantage???

- The bands getting back together!!!

- Papa daughter love

- RUBY DONT KILL THE CHILDREN

- The inclusion jokes are back!

- Two invisible people hugging.

- Cruller revealed to Ruby

- Amethar just sounds broken

- Cumulous being stealthy like lapin.

- Ruby gets her locket and blade back. Poor girl.

- Liam keeps the necklace. Ruby and Liam getting brotherly.Choker or bracelet.

- THE GANGS BACK TOGETHER!

- Horrified woman. Her worlds about to crash down!

- IT WAS A SETUP! CARAMELINDA DIDNT KNOW LINGERIE LADY(or she lying)

- We have to stop screaming.

- Castle candy has no defenders that are loyal to the true king.

- Love the weird smell ideas!!

- Love to hear “nice” with initiative rolls

- YAY THEY LAUGHED

- BRENNAN PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE

- So cute! Mini minis! But. There’s. A. Jet. One.

- Good luck charm Jet!

- 25 minutes left!!

- Instresting battle layout.

- Fucking Cruller banners

- So many Nat 20s from my girl!! (And the others!)

- They’re just tracking Theo and Caramelinda right?

- Convincing people you’re a god never works out well

- Liam Rules

- I love creative uses of mage hand! and DM is pretty cool himself for allowing it!

- And message is so useful

- Character sheet edits on the fly!

- Zac keeps trying to kill his character with sacrifices, dog damn.

- Long death monks are freaking badass. Love them so much. Keeping the dogs from moving closer is great!

- So many one shot kills.

- Steal those horses!!

- Who is Liam Wilheminia!?

- Cumulous honestly should have left the dogs alone in my opinion.

- So many shenanigans!

- Kiss on the cheek! Is it Jet??

- JESUS CHRIST! NAT 20s UP THE WHAZOO. Off the cliff we go, whoops!

- Deflect missles!

- How do you hurt cotton candy?

- 17 ain’t a lot of hit point my friend

- IS LIAM CONNECT TO SOMETHING IMPORTANT??? BUT NOT THE HINGRY ONE!?

- Cumulous is so ruthless

- This episode is just them running. This season is just the. Running, let’s be honest.

- You gotta have that lingerie store

- Friends don’t let friends Ford a river!

- Ruby’s rolls are over the place.

- These Nat 20s man.

- Everyone a Italian

- Ally’s nat 20s coming back to them, baby!

- I love Liams Batman-ing.

- Damn.

- Love Siobhans honestly about not being invisible.

- In the future, Ruby and Liam bonding over being ranged fighter buddies.(and rouges)

- Brennan’s, little impatient “23” gives me life.

- I love the rage that gives damage.

- “How dumb we want to be”

- Don’t mess with Candians, man.

- The little bread army didn’t even get to hit the family!!

- I never thought Cotton Candy would be fast.

- Oh those knights move fast.

- You gotta love those roll in the 30s

- That poor black licorice baby. Its just so sad.

- That fucking Hay Bale!!

- REALLY MANTA RAY! YOU HAD TO RING THE BELL?!?

- DO NOT HIT RUBY

- Swirl warden applies to Liam?

- Hoarse Theo, “No one else dies today”

- PUSH THE BOAT AMETHAR!

- Monks are really fucking insane.

- Damn, Ruby’s turning into a little killer.

- Knock is fucking cool. Let lose the horses of war!!

- THEY ESCAPED!!

- Ohh they have us official art of Jet and Amethar.

- Kinda a short episode.

- they have a funeral next time!!

- Damn, secrets are coming.

- Ruby’s shadow might be Jet!!!(or lazuli? She had a long braid as well??? Right?)

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

Sugar Rush

Summary- Taylor x Y/N. Taylors birthday is on set, and you have a surprise for him. Smut. Messy Smut. 

Word Count- 2.2k

A/N- @official-and-unstable-satan​ I hope this is what you wanted to celebrate Kitsch’s birthday with. The best and improper way to enjoy cake. XD

“Hey, you there?” One of the sets assistants, Jane asked as she knocked on the door to Taylors trailer, and you popped open the door, and ushered Jane inside, who had a rather large, over sized cake, swirls of green and purples in the frosting, Happy Birthday Taylor written across the whole span of it. You immediately popped open the top and sampled the frosting while stuffing candles all through it. 

“God I love the La Briouches bakery.” You say as Jane takes the candles from you and finishes placing them in a nice design. “He still has no idea right?” 

Jane nodded, and handed you a lighter, which you slipped into your pocket. “Clueless Y/N, hes finishing up on set and going straight into makeup. Hes going to be shocked.” 

Your mouth uplifts in a devious way, thinking that you finally were going to pull off the perfect surprise party for your boyfriend. He didnt even know you were on set today, or that the crew was setting up one of the sets unused for a party after filming today. Todays all about you Sir, you think to yourself. “Good, Im just gonna hang here then till you guys are already.” 

Jane checks her watch quickly. "Theres still 3 hours on set till you can go to stage 3" she sees you going for more frosting and swats your hand. "And stay out of the cake!" You wave her off and she leaves you to entertain yourself till they are done.

Taylor had been avoiding the Happy Birthdays singing fest all day, ducking off set as soon as cut was yelled, and not that he didnt appreciate the sentiment, but he really just wanted to be spending the day with his girl. Pulling out his phone as it was finally a break, his co stars went off there separate ways, and he needed five damn minutes to himself before he was shoved into a chair for makeup. He passed Jane in a rush, who whipped around and muttered ‘shit’ to herself, trying to find someplace to ditch the large box of scripts to chase after him. “HEY TAYLOR, wait!” 

Taylor though was lost in his phone, typing out a message telling you how much he missed you, and his long strides was taking him to his trailer. Jane finally just ditched the box, running after him. “Shitshitshitshit” Taylor didnt even pause, going in the trailer and almost soundlessly the door shut Jane out. There was no way for her to warn you.

Your phone buzz’s next to the cake, and you pick it up, your finger wanders back into the sweet sweet frosting, slicing it through the sugary fluff to bring to your lips when you hear someone clearing there throat. “Oh Jane, did you for-” Turning you see that it definitely is not Jane. 

Yet there is a amused Taylor, holding his phone, looking at you standing next to his surprise birthday cake, that you were just about to taste.... again. You give a shy smile, and a wave of your fingers before stuffing the frosting covered one in between your lips, and that he certainly perked at. 

“Eating my cake on my birthday Little Songbird?” He said with a hint of disbelief, moving in close to take a look at the cake, and then at you with an arched brow, waiting for an answer. Your finger comes out with a pop, and a dart of your tongue to clear the excess. 

“Maybe?” 

He tilted his head, his eyes flashing in warning, your thighs squeezed together at that all to familiar look.

“Maybe Sir” 

“Dont you think you should perhaps share?” He still looked amused catching you like this. 

You reached behind you out of his sight and sunk your entire hand into the cakes corner, grasping a palm full, while his attention turned to the cake. “And how did you manage this Sweetness?” Distracted by what youve done, you smash the piece cake on the side of his face, cupping his face in your hands and turning him to look at you with a sly grin. 

“La Briouche special Sir you like?” Your giggling at the way he is looking at you, whisps of green and purple frosting all along his cheek, and up in his hair and eyebrows, he gave a growl and pulled you in close.

“Oh very much Songbird! But you've been pretty naughty...” He to had taken some and smeared it along your neck in retaliation, making you squeal and try to pull away, but there was no way Taylor was letting you escape that easily. Huffing as he tipped his head, running his tongue along the length of your neck, smacking his lips against your clean cheek.

“Well look at that, I get to have my cake and eat it to.” he bit your cheek playfully, softly as your laughing and tilting your head in to lick at the frosting by his ear, purring against him, and turning it into kisses, he twirls you around and sticks you to perch on the table next to his now destroyed birthday cake, and takes a bite of the treat. 

“You didnt just say that” you snicker and he claims your lips, the push of his tongue pushing pieces of cake between you two, and his sticky hands slid up under your shirt peeling it off, it was his birthday after all, you consider while wrapping your legs around his waist and you pushed yourself in against him. Messy Cake Sex it would be. You take a fistful of the frosting and smear it across your chest, smudging it in your bra when he yanked off your shirt. Sure enough he dragged his lips down your chin and dropped to nip down your collarbone chest to bite of the treat, placing heavy bruising kisses along the curve of your breasts as he yanked down the offending bra. 

“Your so messy Sweetness” he mutters as his mouth closes around a nipple, the grainy feeling of the sugar rough and smooth along the swirls of his tongue. Fuck! Your fingers bury into his hair, spiking it with dried confections, pressing his head in closer “Fuck yes!” You hiss and he chuckles with a bit of a rush, when he lifts and you both are going through a sugar rush, laughing as your mouths clash once more, and both your hands are at your pants, yanking on buckles, buttons, and zippers, getting them down, both pop open at the same time and yank down, he backs away to yank yours all the way away, your legs kicking out to get rid of the denim.

“I was all dolled up and waiting for you! Sir!” You enunciate his title as he stuffs more cake between your lips and nips at them with a smirk, yanking his pants down. 

“That should shut you up sweet little Songbird” he smirked as you moaned at the sugar rush once more.  

You mumble through the bite, and rub your smooth pussy against his groin and along the length of his erected cock pressing against his lower belly. Taylor cussed under his breath and place his hands against your ass cheeks and slide you forward. You smirk as you take your cleaner hand and line him up to fill you in that far more delicious way then any cake could ever be. Swallowing your bite and giving the most filthy moan as he filled you with his thick cock, his tongue swiping up your neck to bite that sweet spot behind your ear with a growl, bottoming inside of you. "What was that little one, so fucking tight around me today." He rutted sharply and you gasped, clutching your fists into his shirt. 

“You feel so good, deep inside me Sir.” You repeat yourself, still adjusting to feeling him pulsing inside you, He gave a roll of his hips, and your eyes flutter back, nodding. Your frosting smeared face was covered, your hair was had bits of cake streaked through it, and Taylor couldnt have had a better birthday gift. Then you purred at him in that way you do that spirals his blood to rush right into his groin, that ‘give it to me Sir’ noise of yours with the hooded gaze you locked your eyes on his, practically begging to be destroyed. That look. 

He grabbed your hips and started thrusting, your legs crash around him to hold on and you fall back against the table with a cry, feeling him just hit and crash into you over and over, your ass and back rubbing raw on the linoleum of the trailers table, the wobbling of it just adding momentum to the way he jerks you back to bury himself balls deep. 

You dragged Taylor down to crash over you, your hands ripping at his shirt as he fucked you hard enough for you to give sharp cries and bursts of screaming his name, oops to not calling him Sir, you just had to get to skin, touch, scratch, taste him and he let your hips go long enough get it off, falling back to his hard grip on your hips, crashing against your chest to claim your lips, a plunging of tongues sloppily tangling and bites against lips to inhale each others cries. The cake, that destroyed cake that the bakery sent over special for today, well that toppled off the table into the bench seat. 

“Fuck sorry?” Taylor grunts against your mouth, and your responding answer is nothing more then swiping your tongue back into his mouth and groaning, your hands clasping against his broad back and raking nails into long red welts down his back until your able to find a spot to grasp onto, those clenching ass cheeks, pushing him to crash into you, fluttering your core around him cause you were that damn close. 

“It was your cake Sir” you huff against his lips, and move to bury your face in his neck, nipping against the shell of his ear. Your lower back arching into the firmness of his chest, feeling the waves start to threaten to crash, the coil snap, all of it to take over. His hand slides into your hair, hard and sharp as it pulls you back so he can look down at you and change his angle, just slightly, since he knows you, he knows how to make you properly fall apart just for him, why hes Your Sir. 

“Give it to me Little One” and his cock rubs against that spot, that sweet unleash and you tighten, locking yourself around him as you release. Flooding yourself around him, he never slows himself, but rides your orgasm to chase his own, and deep, out of sync thrusts roughly claim your still tight channel, and his warmth spills, thick coating of cum being milked from him and you arch just from that sensation again, you could be reminded through the rest of the day from him sticky on your thighs, and well that was a gift all for you. 

“Mmmhhh, Happy Birthday Sir.” You nuzzle against his shoulder as hes experiencing his own high, deep breaths against your neck warmed you, and he lifted his head to look down at you, the corner of his eyes crinkled in his grin, this time his claiming kiss was not hard and demanding, but a teasing exchange. “Better birthday gift then I could have hoped for. If you got a chance to read my message Little One, it was saying how much I wanted this right here” He lifted to his elbows and ducked his head to lap off a bunch of crumbs and frosting that had wedged itself into your cleavage. 

You giggled as you tilted to watch him, arching your brows. “You wanted us to ruin your surprise birthday cake with impulse messy sex Sir?” 

“Well not exactly. This was just an added bonus.” Taylor chuckled around lapping off the frosting from around your nipple, making you whimper at the sensation, and finally he pulled back to slide from you and ease you back into a stand, looking down at the mess the two of you promptly made. The cake was completely ruined, leaving the both of you laughing. 

“the crew... they are gonna be disappointed.” You pout slightly, knowing how hard they worked to pull all this together, and Taylor already has a napkin to wipe his hands clean and dug out his phone, sending off a quick message to Jane. “We really know how to destroy a cake.” 

“Dont worry, I will make it up to them.” He grasped your chin and put a peck on your sugary lips. “Jane will go pick up another cake down the street, and they will be none the wiser that it wasnt the original one.” 

You swipe a finger along the center of his chest and looked between him and the small trailer shower. “What do you say we continue this cleaning up?” 

His hand snapped on your ass and growled “March baby, youve been filthy and Sir has to clean you up.” 

You hop with a giggle, still on your sugar rush, and the two of you go to tumble into the shower, washing away your sticky mess, and making a whole other one. BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! 

@official-and-unstable-satan​ and @kimisama1989​

[sleepyxdarling]

Yoooo what the fuck!!! That wow don’t know what to say I’m horrified and intrigued to see all the other dudes backstories. After that I think I need fluff so can I get how the boys would court there darling. ❤️

I am for the fluff!

Yoshi

prince of tsundere is awful at compliments face to face so expect lots and lots of love letters

like lots of love letters! All the love letters

also flowers

And sour candy..oop

If you dont like sour candy then oops but he will probably still send them cause he bought bags of it and needs to get rid of them somehow

After endless amounts of letters and gifts he writes you a letter to ask you on a date

Mind you he never told you who he was or what he looks like

You could say no

Let's pretend you say yes for your sake

Date at a local fair

When he shows up he looks so adorable and handsome..but that mouth though

"hah? You look.."

He wants to say amazing and hot but...

"you look weird..oi it's chilly wear my coat"

It's not chilly at all but if you refuse

"you have sweat all over your back and it's gross! People are staring! You want to look weird just wear it!"

Total lie but you believe it

The date is just two talking but if Yoshi knows one thing..he spoils you

If you even glance at a booth

"you want it? Idiot..come on"

If it's a prize booth he is winning the biggest one.

If it's good he is getting it

Expect to hear him bitch bout it afterwards

"wasting all my money..god you are so needy"

When it starts to get darker you two sit at a bench eating a snack

Yoshi will kiss your cheek while you are eating

If you say something bout it

"shut up! Damn so annoying.."

Boy is really happy and will ask you for another date

Shun

However you guys meet doesn't matter..expect him to beg for a date

You will probably say no but that's okay

He will smother you with so many gifts that it's a little much

Haha so many flowers!

Like did he buy an entire store?!

So many expensive chocolate!

The biggest stuffed animals!

After so much begging you say yes

He buys out an entire theme park for a few hours

Just you two!

He drags you everywhere

"hey! Let's try this!"

"that looks yummy! [Name]! Let's share it haha!"

He is pretty exhausting to deal with

He is like a little kid

He will win so many prizes for you that you can't carry them so he has to put them in the car

You guys rode every single ride like twice

You guys are every single food there was to eat

At the end you both ride the ferris wheel and shun is cuddled into you half asleep from sugar crash.

Boy is clinging for dear life

"[name]...please.. don't let it end yet"

His cuteness almost murdered you.

At the end of the ride he is all drowsyand sleepy

"let's.. exchange numbers..okay?"

Ryuji

He is more of a nerdy crafty one

He made a rose bouquet out of book pages

Arts and craft for days

Be ready for ultimate romance

Will paint for you

All of them will be painting of you

When it comes to asking you out he will get his students to help

He will have them make paper hearts

Cue him asking you out by tossing them in the air

"love is in the air! Hahaha..haha...ha..please go on a date with me"

Cue a crafty date

Strap in cause you both are taking painting classes

Lots of dad jokes

Like so many..

He will be such a goofball and make you laugh

He is so nervous though

He will feel like the date wouldn't be fun for you

Are you having fun? Please say you are..his heart can't take it

Will be a wreck

Spills paint all over himself when he sees you smiling and having fun

At the end of the date he will give you his painting

It's the painting of the Galaxy

"we were supposed to paint fruits ryuji.."

Wait.. what?!

Well crap.

Cue him rambling about how he should have been paying more attention

One kiss on the cheek shuts him up

"thanks ryuji... it's beautiful"

Oh dear.. he's in love

Suke

Oh no..

He has no idea what to do

How does one create romance???

wikiHow does not help

End up giving you a bag of brightly colored feathers

Why?!

"male peacocks show off their feathers when they wish to court their mate..I do not have feathers. These are real peacock feathers..Should I have dyed my hair instead?"

Oh baby no..

Next day he gives you seashells

"they are the smoothest ones I found..I spent 12 hours on the beach searching for only the best ones for courting"

Maybe you should stop this..but you are curious what he brings next

The next day it's bones..suke why

He is all marked up

"i stole the bones from all the dogs in my neighborhood...dogs save bones cause they deem them valuable..I thought it will be a nice gift..was I wrong?"

You decide to accept his date before he brings the dogs next time or hurts himself more

Date at the beach!

He can't see you in a swimsuit but he figured you look amazing

Walking on the boardwalk!

Like the others he will try and buy you food and stuff

He kinda broke though

"i don't have enough money for the bus if I buy this..courting is expensive"

Buys it anyways

Walking on the sand is fun too!

As far as swimming suke is a little nervous but will do it if you go with him

After a bunch of fun you two sit on the sand and watch the sun go down

"the heat..is decreasing..we should head back"

Will walk you home fist even if it gets him lost

"i had fun..lets do this again"

Grabs your hand and kisses it

You don't know if you should kiss him back but you kiss his head

Suke tenses up but plays it off cool

He is so flustered that he runs into a pole..

This boy is whipped

Ryo

you got a favorite celebrity?

He will find out who and send you signed merch

You get all the atheistic pictures!

He will send you letters

He is a pervert and a dumbass though so very short letters

"you look hot- ryo"

Will give you a camera if you want one

Also VIP pass to see your favorite musical artist

His confession will be pretty lazy

Will give you a rock with writing on the back

When I say give you I mean he throws it at your window

He didnt think it would smash the window

Oops...

Well anyways you say yes..mostly cause who knows what he will do next

Date at the zoo!

Lots of animals! Yay

He takes lots of pictures

Is such a perv

"[name].. what color underwear you wear?"

Just when you are about to slap him he does some handsome shit

Cue him taking his hair out it's ponytail to fix it

He is so pretty...

Or he will smile and make a cute remark about an animal

Damn him

Honestly though if someone says something to you he will break their neck

"what a snacc they are!"

"oh so you've chosen death"

He will buy you one stuffed animal and one snack

He is not an atm

Near the end of the date you two take a seat and review all his pictures he took

"hey..this date was pretty cool..next time let's go to the aquarium"

You get a kiss on the lips

One quick yet steamy kiss

Cue him licking his lips and giving a perverted smile

"tasty~ i wonder if you taste this good everywhere"

"i..uh...RYO!"

boy laughs and makes his escape

Taro

Oh he is determined to go on a date with you

Is the only one to make house visits

"ive come to bless the house!"

"I didn't as-"

"BLESSING TIME"

he does this everyday...every single day.

It comes to a point where he pops up just to hang out

He comes up with an excuse though

"I bought these snacks and need someone to try them with"

"haha..I forgot my cross here"

After a few weeks to a month of this he comes up with one more excuse

"I got two tickets to an amusement park..I have no one to go with..oh noo.."

And that's how you find yourself wearing mouse ears while eating a mouse shaped waffle..

Honestly though it's fun

He isn't as energetic as shun but he is all for going on rides

He isn't going on roller coasters though

If you pressure him prepare for a different side of him to come out

"i said I'm not doing it."

Instantly feels bad so he goes on..

Is crying the entire time..like the entire time

Is clinging to you by the end of it

This does not stop him from riding other ones

"I have to redeem myself as a man! Let's do another one"

By the end of the date his head is in your lap cause he got sick

"[name]...did I ruin the date?"

"taro! Of course not.."

He sits up excitedly but accidently kisses your mouth

Cue him turning red and getting off the bench

Bowing x100

"I'm sorry! So sorry! So so so sorry! I can't believe I did this! Forgive me!"

He calms down when you hug him

"i had fun taro..lets do this again next time..okay?"

When you walk away he just falls to the ground laughing happily

He looks insane..

If someone looks at him

"the fuck you looking at?! Can I not be in love damn it!"

[bigsisterbabysitter]

His Girl 》 Part 2

Promt: Billy and Max are thriving in the Henderson house, but when Billy and Y/N go to a party things get a bit intense and Y/N has a few to many drinks

Warnings: Drinking, Mentions of Past abuse, SMUT

Chapter 2: New Friendships and Summer time Bliss

Billy and Max had been staying in the Henderson House for 3 months as the abuse case got very messy, Susan unfortunately getting into some trouble for never reporting the incidents they awarded Guardian ship to her Step Brother Billy Hargrove. Of course there were still visitations but the relationship was definitely strained. But for the most part everyone's lives were finally becoming peaceful. The school years was comming to a close and the first year of highschool for the party had been a success.

Billy had gotten a job at the local mechanic shop and was absolutely flourishing. Y/N took less of the night shifts at the Gas Station and was looking into other options for work. Once Y/N the Mother Hen of the group next to Steve of course started bringing Billy around more he was accepted with open arms much to Max and Y/Ns delight. He tought the boys about cars and in turn they took him to the arcade and got him in touch with his fun side. It was like a happy family they ate pizza and watched late movies all crashing at whoever's house was the hub that night. On more than one occasion the kids snapped pictures if Billy and Y/N knocked out together on the couch they were just waiting for them to get together at this point.

The Byers returned to Hawkins for the summer, Will and El getting out of school 2 weeks earlier than the others and were staying in a cabin by the lake. Surely that would be where the party spent most of their times this summer.

Billy stood infront of his mirror in the spare room he and Max had been sharing. Though most night he snuck to Y/Ns room to sleep peacefully beside her it was like she was a sheild for his nightmares. Max of course pretended not to notice. He fiddled with his hair anxiously wearing a pair of jeans and his red button down slightly unbuttoned due to the heat. He huffs and sighs jumping when Max speaks from the door way

"You look fine. Y/Ns in the livingroom and shes getting impatient..." she smirks and walks over giving her brother a light punch "go have fun please" she said with a soft look. He hadent done much but hang out at home with her friends and work. Admittedly the thought of the party made him nervous.. Billy Hargrove nervous about a party HAH what a laugh. He smirked and ruffled the red heads hair "alright alright dont have to much fun without me kay?" She pushes him out the door "fine now go" she laughs

When Billy walked into the livingroom his breath cought in his throat. Y/N wore a sunny yellow sundress with thin straps. Her hair was curled and on the sides of her head her hair was braided into a crown with a Daisy hair pin holding it together at the back of her head. She looked so sweet and elegant. He had to shake his head "wow" he whispers

Y/N looked up "finally you take longer than I do!" She laughs grabbing his arm saying her goodbyes Dustin piping up playfully "hey Hargrove have her home by midnight" making Billy blush with a laugh. Y/N would be lying if she said she hadent put extra effort into her look painted her nails and toes a bright summery color and wore a sundress that fell mid thigh. She wore a flowery perfume and had a little makeup on, glossy plump lips and some mascara on those fluttery lashes of hers. She looked killer and she knew it. Climbing into the Camaro they drove to the party together and met up with their friends Steve patting Billy's back reassuringly "hey man just take it slow and have fun" he says as Nancy drug Y/N ofd to dance and chatter away

Billy really started to loosen up and become himself again a drink in hand he talked to a few people from highschool keeping close to Steve. They had gotten pretty close over the few months finding an interest in cars together, it had been helpful to have grown up guy talk. Then Stella whom back in his pkayboy days when he first arrived had been a fling on and off. She was a lanky blonde who wore skimpy cloths and had pretty blue eyes, a cheerleader he chatted her up awkwardly as she kept putting her hands to his chest and giggling. During a slower song she did somthing that cought him off gaurd she kisses him hard he jumped away "Uh sorry but no thanks I'm kinda with someone"

The girl giggled "oh hunny" she slurred "I know you you ain't with anyone" she giggles leaning in again and Billy's fists clenched rage in his eyes "you know NOTHING about me" he snaps she looks up as Steve pulls her away and sends her on her pouty way "hey man shes not worth the time" he pay his shoulder reassuringly. Little did anyone know across the room Y/N had seen them dancing and kissing and her heart was shattered... fine she stomped to the kitchen to hide her tears if Billy could cut loose with some bimbo.. so could she.

Chapter 3: Dunken Tantrums

Much to Nancy's dismay Y/N started to down cup and shots left and right until she lost count. She knew why but she couldn't tell anyone. Y/N was in love with Billy and some other tramp kissed him infront of her. She kept trying to corral the drunk girl as she stumbled around soon Jonathan started trying to help as well as Jonathan was like Y/Ns big brother of sorts since neither of them had fathers they were quick friends in middle school along with Nancy. Steve joined the group in highschool but he was with Billy. Soon there was a loud crash from the kitchen and Nancy yelling as men cheered. Steve looked to Billy confused then on cue Jonathan came pushing through the living room "Y/N" he panted "Drunk. Dancing, table" Steves eyes widened but Billy was already running into the room and was met with the scene.

Nancy stood arms out starched behind the table incase her friend fell Y/N danced swiveling her hips and squealing with her arms in the air. It wasnt on purpose but with here being up there the boys below got a nice view up her dress at a white Lace thong. They cheered and clapped as she danced to Pour some sugar on me by Def Leopard her drunken gaze met Billy's shocked face and she Squealed "Billy!! You're heeeerreee did ya finish up with Stelllaaaa" she slurs leaning forward with a giggle. This elects applause as her cleavage is pressed together as she bends down.

Billy looked at the dunken girl "Y/N common" he says brows furrowed together. He cringed when she mentioned Stella. She didnt actually think that did she? It hurt his feelings a little to think she saw what everyone had seen a heartless play boy. "Common Sweerheart get down" he said firmly. She swated at his hand "nnnoope they lllike me!!" She pouted at him. One guy sits himself on the table "yeah we like her Hargrove" he runs his hand up her calf and the back of her thigh giving her round ass a pinch making her squeak"

Billy is furious grabbing the man by the shirt he yanks him up and slams him into the wall "you touch her again" he grins through his teeth "I'll kill you" he snaps like a feral dog the guy snorts "what's your problem Hargrove you blew it, it's our turn" when the man said our turn like she was a duck doll Billy lost it hauling back with a scream of rage and punched him in the face, the man flailed punching back landing one to hisntight cheek but it was weak wouldn't even leave a bruise. Billy held him to the ground and punched him over and over. Y/N looked at Billy gasping "Billy!" She cried out Nancy ran over grabbing Billy's fist "ENOUGH" She yells Y/N feels dizzy her heel slips but thankfully Jonathan was right there catching the messy girl in his arms "okay alright Y/N up we go" he coos to her as she stumbles "atta girl' he pushed her hair back and held her. Steve was busy getting rid if the crowd and blocking the exit as Y/N kept trying to escape.

Billy stopped when Nancy grabbed him his eyes furious. He say Jonathan catch Y/N thankfully and he shook his fist as it was sore knuckles split he looked at Nancy who said "look I cant really explain but you need to take her home.. after you and Stella... shes just really upset okay" Billy was confused but nodded "yeah okay" he walked over grabbing Y/N by the waist when she squirmed away from Jonathan "I'm sorry guy" he mutters throwing the yelling girl over his broad shoulder. She kicks and curses and pounds on his back and he ignores her putting her in the camaro and buckling her in. He gets in with a angery sigh and starts driving.

Y/N is drunk and angery her emotions running rapid. Clenching her fists she starts to scream like a toddler pounding her fists on the seat either side of her thighs "STOP THE CAR LET ME OUT" she shrieks. "No you're drunk" he snarls at her. But hes forced to pull over as she unbuckled herself and stated opening the door. He slams the breaks pulling over on the empty road "what the hell is wrong with you?!" He yells as she gets out

Y/N is hyperventilating walking a few feet from the car she grips her hair and yells at the forest to their left "ITS NOT FAIR" she yells going from loopy to emotional. Her hands tremble and Billy gets out of the car "Y/N what the fuck isnt fair what's you're problem. The Stella thing? News flash I didnt kiss her back!" She spins around "No she cant have you!" She yells shaking he looks at her blankly "What are tou talking about?! Jesus fucking christ why are you so mad about this why do you even care?!" She couldn't breath her tears came streaming out down her cheeks "no no no she cant that was suposed to be me!" She sobs falling to her knees the truth comes pouring out of her lips she rocks forward crying slapping her hands against the warm pavement like a child "I'm your girl not her!" She cried sobs racking through her body "I'm your girl" she shakes her head repeating herself

Billy stares at her in awe his heart breaks for the woman before him throwing a tantrum on the empty rode and he regrets even talking to Stella when she cries about being his girl he wants to cry with her. Hes loved her since the night she cleaned him up thats when he knew he was in love and it scared him like hell. He knelt down infront of her pulling her close "shhh shhh shh" he says rocking her small form "I'm sorry okay I'm sorry let's go home Angle let's go home okay" he whispers into her hair his heart breaking at the fact that he made her cry like this

Picking her up bridal style as her whimpers died down Billy places her in the passengers seat carefully. He presses his lips to her forehead and then drives them home.

Chapter 4: Handle with Care

She started to calm down her breathing normal curled up in the seat. It's only 10pm but the others were no where around thank god. He helped her walk inside and took her to her room. She sat on the bed wiping her eyes as she started to sober up. Billy had left and returned with a glass of water and some Asprin having her drink the entire glass. He sat on the bed beside her silently. She fiddled with the edge of her dress as she started to relize exactly what she had done. Her heart is pounding un her chest her buzz still remains but she was clear headed. They sat quietly for over 20 minutes before Billy turned to her. He looked her in her eyes and grabbed her face. Kissing her deeply. She gasped softly as he deepens the kiss holding her face to his he nips her plump lip softly and she pushes herself forward climbing into his lap wrapping her arms around him he grips her waist tightly "god I've wanted to do this for so long" he growls "I'm so sorry Y/N" he says softly pressing kisses to her cheeks and jaw she shakes her head "I'm sorry I was being so stupid I got jealous and lost it" she says tilting her head to the side as he trails down her neck

Billy sucks loves bits down to the sweet spot where her neck and shoulder meets and bites down "you are my girl Y/N. You're my girl" he promises. She pulls his face back up to hers and kisses him deeply her hips unintentionally starting against his and he groans against her lips and their bruising kiss. She stops her movements and he growls "dont stop" he snaps out using his hands to move her against him bunching up her dress to get more friction.

The feeling over her lace covered pussy rubbing against his jean clad erection drives her crazy a whole new buzz taking over her body his hands travel from her waist to her ass gripping the soft skin she squeaks and she grips the hairs at the nape of his neck giving a soft tug electing a growl from deep in his chest she bits her lip looking at him with lust filled eyes. His own eyes hold the same look. Standing up holding her up he spins around and throws her onto her bed. She looks up at him her heart pounding as he crawls on top of her pushing the skirt of her dress up. He runs a hand down the front if her thong and kisses the top of her chest as he slides a finger through her folds slowly. Stopping to tease her clit she let's out soft little moans and he hums with a smirk "shhh can't draw any attention here love" he coos slipping a finger past her slick entrance she cries out and he places his free hand over her mouth as he fingers her slowly. 2 fingers curling into her G spot she moans under his grip and arches her back looking down at him and he smirks running his tounge over his teeth like a hungry wolf. This made her shiver just staring into those icey blue eyes. Just as she started to wither coming close tonger climax he removed his fingers making her whimper under his hand "not yet princess" he hums smirking sitting up he yanks her panties down her legs. Shes up just as fast pulling him by hisnshiet undoing his buttons. Her hands run over his tanned muscular skin fingers soft against his scars she looks up sweetly kissing each one individually. He stands shocked for a moment looking down as shes so tender with him

Her fingers worked at his belt as she kissed her way down his hops. Tugging down his pants and underwear letting his erection spring free. She hummed as she let him slip passed her lips and he grunts lacing his fingers in her hair. As she sucked him running her tounge along the underside of his cock. He felt himself twitch and he pushed her back. Drool dripping from her chin with a gasp and he crawls up her body on the bed "I need 5o be inside you" he growls she bites her lip and spreads her legs daringly "then come on in" she teases

Smirking he pulls her dress off of her aggressively and attacks her breasts with kisses and sucks. Lining himself up with her entrance she whimpers impatiently. Her heart racing as he slips inside froaning into her brests " fuck you're so tight princess" he groans into her skin and she threaded her fingers through his curls. His hopes moved slowly letting her get used to his size before he began to snap his hips faster pounding into her she had to cover her own mouth for fear of waking the house

Leaning back up he holds her thighs apart leaving fingerprint bruises in her skin. He looked down at her as she withered and moaned beneath him "mmm what a good girl" he cooed and she smiled up at him her brests bounce with each thrust and she uncovers her mouth eyes rolling back as she tightened around him and he smirks "are you going to come for me princess?" He asks growling as he picks up his speed pounding all the way deep side her "Yes!" She almost yells her toes curling her fists gripping the sheets and he barks "Cum for me" and his words have her unraveling her back arches and he reaches down pinching her swollen little clit pushing her further off that edge. He groans watching her come undone and hes close behind. Pulling out letting her legs fall he pumps himself in his fist rapidly painting her stomach and hips with his cum. He looks down at her state panting. Her brests rise and fall with her breaths. The small bruises on her thighs and the hickey on her neck surrounded by a soft bite mark. Pulling in his boxers he leaves only to come back with a wash cloths wiping her down as she can hardly move.

He grabs her a clean pair of panties and one of his tshirts and dresses her. She lifts his hips for him smiling arms above her head. Sitting up she slips his tshirt on and he climbs into the bed beside her. Pulling her under the covers he laces his fingers in her hair and kisses her head muttering "That's my girl" massaging her scalp softly. They fall asleep tangled in eachother, that was the first time Billy loved anyone in this way. And she would be his only love.

[daddychims]

Offside Pt 3

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Series Masterlist!

Genre: Smut, Soccer AU, College AU

Pairings: Soccer Player! Jungkook X Sports Trainer! Reader

Word Count: 2k

Other BTS members all make a cameo as well because I’m an OT7 Trash!

You work as a sports trainer, providing basic first aid and injury management for the Hanguk University’s soccer team. Going with your mundane life of caring for the dozen of guys hurting themselves in the soccer game takes a turn when one of the guys catches your eyes. It’s not his breathtakingly good looks or his muscular athletic body usually seducing girls at the campus that catches your eyes. But the action plan in your kit, indicating he is diagnosed with Asthma is what draws your eyes time and time again to the Golden Boy of Hanguk University.

Warning: Slow burn, eventual smut, Taehyung being a freaking tease the whole time, Fuckboy!Jungkook, Asthmatic! Jungkook , mentions of episodes of Asthma, Take your Ventolin kids, Take your medications kids!

“Namjoon!” You call finally finding your friend in the middle of the crowd and quickly squeeze through the sea of bodies ”Where were you!? I was waiting for you!” You hiss with an upset tone

“I was having a quick talk with Hoseok and the boys,” He replies wrapping his arms around your shoulder and giving you a quick hug, “sorry we got a bit distracted talking about the games.”

”Did everything go alright!?” You ask remembering Jiwoo’s word about the possible conflicts that might arise between them, considering Jungkook didnt want the opponents in his house 

“yeah,  we're having a friendly game at Hanguk's Stadium this Friday. You’ll be there right!?” He asks with an excited tone

“yeah of course,” you roll your eyes “Enough with the game talk, let's go get your love life set, lovebird!”

He laughs at your teasing nickname and follows you along the crowd to where Jiwoo is standing with a couple of others, swaying to the beat.

”You’re back, I was getting worried!” Jiwoo grins while quickly handing you the red cup filled of booze

“Yeah sorry, I was trying to find my friend,” you say, before pointing at Namjoon who’s standing behind you “Have you met Namjoon before!?”

“Oh no!” Jiwoo frowns, extending her arm for him “I’m Jiwoo, I heard a lot about you!”

“Namjoon,” he replies, his dimples appearing upon his lips curving to a grin “Nice to meet you!”

”Where is Hoseok?" You ask looking around for the guy, hoping you can possibly cover up for your friend's attempt to get close to Jiwoo without her brother suspecting things.

"Not sure," She shrugs looking around for his brother "He was dancing with this girl earlier." she then gives you a knowing smile

"Oh okay," you nod returning her smile with a faint one yourself "I'll see if I can find him, I had something I wanted to discuss with him. I guess I can leave Namjoon with you huh?"

"Oh, sure!" Jiwoon nods enthusiastically "I'll return him safe and sound, dont worry!" she jokes and your best friend almost drools all over her 

"I'll be okay if you dont too," you pat his shoulder and flash him a quick wink "Have fun!"

You drift away from the two, glancing back and watching as Namjoon smoothly occupies your place beside Jiwoo and leans closer to whisper something in her ear.

"Little fucker grew up well," you mutter under your breath watching him like a proud mama when someone wraps his arms around your body and locks you with his.

"What's  Sugar doing here?"

You frown upon hearing the familiar nickname, not even surprised when you turn around to see the sight of Kim Taehyung a few centimetres away from you.

"Avoiding you, for the most part!" you snort back with an unamused tone

"Ouch that's unfortunate," he pouts leaning closer and locking his forehead on yours, the scent of his breath indicating a mixture of booze and mint hitting your nose "I was hoping you're finally upping your stalking game and decided to confess your feelings for me."

"In your dreams, Tae!" you scoff as you push against his chest, the guy stumbling back with a smirk "Have fun daydreaming!" you pat his shoulder walking pass him when you hear a familiar voice and immediately stop 

"Kim Taehyung!"

You turn around and watch as the guy walks closer to where you, or more specifically Taehyung is standing. He immediately notices you and his haughty eyes which are directed at Taehyung curve into an innocent eye smile before coming back to Taehyung again. 

"Park, What do you want?"

You glance over at Taehyung, slightly surprised by his icy tone which you've almost never heard before. Taehyung is a manwhore but he is not mean. For the two years you've known him, he was always one of the guys who was smiling like an idiot in and outside the field, trying to ease the mood for his teammates and everyone else.  This, however, is a different Taehyung that you usually know and are used to.

"I just thought we haven't had much of time to greet each other in the meeting," Jimin replies with a crooked smirk on the corner of his lips "Where's your friend? Is he hiding from me?"

You stand there, watching the guy in awe, slightly taken off guard by the charisma and intimidating aura he gives off. When you crashed onto him earlier and basically planted on top of his body to the floor, everything happened too fast to take in everything about him.

But now, standing across him, eyes stumbling down his God-like features that dangerously all go well together draws you more and more into observing him. He basically is a living example of a Michelangelo artwork and by the way he carries himself, you guess he knows it very well.

"Well he wasn't too keen to have a jerk like you in his house anyway," Taehyung snorts in response, biting the corner of his lips to suppress his anger "If It wasn't for Hoseok Hyung-"

"He could always say no," Jimin scoffs mockingly, rolling his eyes "But he's still a little pussy-"

Your eyes widen as the next thing you know is Taehyung's hand grasping Jimin's collar, pulling him against himself as he mutters the rageful words

"Watch your mouth little boy," Taehyung warns through gritted teeth "you might not have it in one piece for the games if you keep running your mouth like that."

"You all are just words," Jimin mocks holding on Taehyung's wrist and pulling himself apart "Is that Hanguk's specialty? Your friend is good at it too."

Taehyung is about to charge his fist towards him when you quickly reach and grab his wrist "Tae," you murmur leaning closer to him "I wanted to go home, Can you drop me off?"

Taehyung bores his burning gaze into the shorter guy's eyes before glancing at you, eyes quivering in hesitation.

"I was on my way home," you hear Jimin's signature high pitch voice ringing in your ear "I could drop you off." he suggests with a knowing smile, that somehow resonates the fact that he still remembers your strange first meeting. 

You part your lips to object the guy's suggestion, knowing very well that your actual intention is to just stop Taehyung from knocking him with a punch, which he also is not helping with.

"No need," Taehyung growls holding your wrist firmly "She's ours, hands off!"

"Ooh!" Jimin raises an eyebrow eyeing you before facing Taehyung "Possessive huh?"

"Have to be," Taehyung responds sternly " there are a lot of wolves sneaking around here recently." he scoffs, eyes looking Jimin up and down 

"Oh yeah, for sure!" Jimin nods chuckling at Taehyung's choice of words before bringing his gaze to you "before careful of the wolves Y/N!" he mutters with his cocky smirk before walking past the two of you

You stand there, still dazed by what happened against your eyes, wondering how the guy who you barely met about an hour ago already knows your name. Your eyes flick back at Taehyung who still holds your wrist firmly in his.

"I didnt actually mean it!" You state, pointing at your wrist with you head and he immediately releases it

"Bugger," he chuckles scratching his head "I thought that good for nothing bastard was coming to my  use, I was about to go grab some flavored condom's from Jeon's drawer just for you Sugar."

"You are disgusting!" you breath out in disblief as you turn on your heels to leave  You hear Taehyung's laughing fading behind you as you rush out of the house. 

-

It's another mundane day in the corner of Hanguk's stadium. You open the first aid kit which you're gonna carry to the field side and place the MDI Inhaler you just received from the office upstairs inside.

Taking out the action plan inside the little plastic zip lock bag you unfold the A4 page and quickly read through the document you probably skimmed through before.

[Name: Jeon Jungkook

Date of Birth: 1/09/1997

Diagnosis: Stable Asthma

Medications:

- Salbutamol (Ventaline) administered as an MDI during Asthma episodes

- Seretide (fluticasone propionate/salmeterol) administered as a DPI, twice daily to prevent and control the symptoms

See instructions below for more information]

Your eyes wander on the second line of his medications for a few seconds, wondering if they are really being used the way they should be as the page indicates.

The memories from the other night at Jungkook's house, where he was coughing and gasping for air refreshes in your mind and you have to physically shake it off your thought to get yourself out of the dark hole you're falling down to.

You quickly push the ziplock bag which now contains the new Ventaline inhaler inside your kit and lift it off the table, making your way to the field. You push the door of the clinic open when you feel someone yank you back inside before closing the door behind you and pushing your back to the door.

"J-Jeon!" you gasp with a surprised tone watching the guy's rage glazed eyes

"Who do you think you are?" he asks with venom dripping off his tone "Huh? who the fuck do you think you are?"

"What are you talking about?" You ask with a lost tone, slightly caught off guard by the sudden confrontation

"I'm talking about the little game you're trying to play," he hisses leaning closer as he squints his eyes at you "First  you started asking me about the damn medications, then you came into my room pretending like you fucking care," his clenches his jaw together, the line in his jaw protruding from the immense pressure "Now you go behind my back and tell shit about me to Dr Kim."

"I just told him what I saw-" anger starts to boil up in your head and you can no longer just stand there and wait for the guy to accuse you

"What are you trying to get out of this?" he asks with a dark smirk "Is this your way of catching my attention?" he raises an eyebrow suspiciously "If you want me to fuck you, you dont need to go around acting like a little bitch to get my attention, just say it nicely and I'll consider you."

"Jeon," you frown, heat surging up through your veins at his careless words "I dont know what got you so heated, but you need to calm down and watch your words," you explain, trying your best to keep your voice stable despite the anger and frustration attempting to waver it

"Watch my words?" He scoffs in disbelief, eyes boring in yours "That's my advice to you," his voice turns lower, getting a hint of threat in it "Get your nose out of my shoes and shut your mouth," he warns leaning closer, his lips almost meeting your ears "If you're a good a girl and keep it down, I'll give it a thought and I might fuck you in my free time!"

He then pulls away flashing an annoyed look before grabbing your arm and almost yanking you out of his way. You stay fixed on your spot as he opens the door and leaves the clinic with you behind.

-

Its been a few days since your shivering confrontation with Jungkook. You've only been to two training sessions so far and on both of them, you tried to stay away from him as much as possible.

You feel angry and frustrated that somehow your concern about the jerk's abnormal breathing has somehow been mistranslated to you being thirsty for his D.

It boils your blood that he's so full of himself that thinks every single person who's basically doing their job wants to fuck him, and that, unfortunately, includes you.

But nevertheless,  you decided its for the best to ignore the 5 years old self-centred guy who's living inside a 21 years old's body,  for a while and hopefully, he'll drop it all.

But your plans seem to be leading to a dead end since fate puts you in more and more occasions with him.

"Hey," Hoseok runs towards you, grabbing a bottle of water off your hand and mouthing a quick thanks 

"Hey," You mutter looking at the other boys who are recieving a lecture from the coach "How's it going?"

"Not too bad" he shrugs taking a big gulp of the bottle "Are you free tonight?"

"Y-Yeah!" you nod, remembering every unchecked box on your to-do list that scream for you to answer otherwise

"We're holding a small party for Jiwoo tonight," he explains with an excited tone "We haven't been able to celebrate her new job because of my game schedule, I was wondering if you wanted to come?"

"Oh of course!" You nod enthusiastically, forgetting all your deadlines immediately "Did you need help with anything? What do you want me to bring?"

"Oh," he chuckles scratching the back of his head "It's funny you ask because I was gonna ask you ..." he hesitates as he stumbles on his words "to bring Jiwoo with you!"

"What?" You frown digesting his words "I thought it's about-"

"Yeah but I was kinda planning to surprise her, So I thought if you could bring her along-" He hesitates to see your dumbfounded face so he quickly retracts his statement "Or not, I can probably think of something else! Dont worry about-"

"No," you quickly shake the surprise off "Of course I can bring her!" you say with a reassuring smile

"Oh My God, Thank you," he reaches forward, holding both your hand tightly with his sweaty hand "I really appreciate this Y/N!"

"Its alright Hoseok," you softly respond "Just tell where and when?"

"We're planning for about 7 tonight ," he says in a rushed tone "You can just text us when you're close and we'll prepare the place." He hesitates as he looks around trying to refresh his memory "The party is at Jungkook's, he has the biggest house of us all so we figured it'll work well ... "

Your face drops at the statement, all the words after that fading into a haze in your ears as you glance away from Hoseok to Jungkook who's listening attentively to the coach a few metres away from you. 

"Y/N?"

Your eyes flick back to Hoseok and you quickly regain your composure as you mutter "Yeah?"

"So Jungkook's place, at about 7 yeah?" he asks, concerned eyes fixed on you

"Yes," you nod absent-mindedly "I'll text you when we're about to get there yeah?"

"Great, Thank you!" the captain mutters the words of appreciation before running back to where the extra boys are with the coach

There is no way out of this sticky situation, you realize as your eyes trace back to Jungkook. You gulp as he suddenly glances away from the older man he's listening to you, raising an eyebrow at you as if he's questioning your eyes on him.

 His tongue darts to the corner of his cheek, smirking with an annoyed expression covering his face and you dont have to necessarily ask him to know that he's thinking how whipped you are for him, perhaps drooling all over him from the way your eyes are fixed on him. 

Taking interest in the Golden boy's breathing pattern was not the best idea after all, and you start to realize that too far down the track to undo it all.

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