#and hot af

[elysiumwaits]

to my fellow big-tittie busty bitches and bros,

remember in these upcoming months to regularly wash your oversized cheap tank tops that feel like nothing is touching you when you wear them.

when your ancient, comfy house bra begs you to kill it, do not. instead, wash it too, and try to remember what store you got it at 10 years ago so you could possibly replace it.

sitting in front of your fan, holding them up like a pair of sandbags, is an entirely valid way of staying cool this summer.

if you have to stick a towel underneath them, don't use microfiber. it doesn't do as well to soak up the radiating pain from your spine. just stick to a good old-fashioned rag -- it's seen so much already. it can never forget. never.

my overly-blessed, abundantly-chested pals who bind, let them fly free sometimes and layer. the order goes corn starch, towel under each one, your gender dysphoria, binder, clothing, gender euphoria.

and lastly, if anyone says your cleavage is too much or your bathing suits are not modest enough, crush them to your bosom and absorb them into yourself, strengthening your power with every cup size.

[jbowerherondale]

[ctommyer]

austin from the bachelorette is so eddie diaz

[ellefoxxx]

Let's get wet together

[bigmaccasserole]