#and hopefully that looks like a bath tub with water in it and not ketchup or something

[paintys-actual-art]

that bath looks lit 🔥🔥🔥

sorry i havent posted in art in forever 😅 i havent had the motivation to do anything for awhile. but heres something!

[youllneverknowrac]

Oscar Diaz- Double Trouble

Idk, I honestly just wrote lol. This is what I came up with so enjoy! ❤️ PS:Probably has loads of more mistakes that usual since I didn’t go back and read over it.

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“Are you hungry baby?” You ask your-too mature for her age- four year old daughter, the two of you laying out in the backyard on individual beach towels and in matching swimwear. Her kiddie pool a few feet away and being ignored.

“Yes I am.” Rosalie says and looks up from her picture book, using her arm to push up the sparkly blue sun glasses that previously covered her eyes,”Are you hungry mommy?”

“Starving.” You whine as you flip over to your back, your mini-me copying your actions as she tosses the book to the side,”But I don’t feel like cooking. Do you think daddy would go buy us something?”

“We can ask him.” She suggest as she crosses her hands behind her head to rest on them,”Or maybe I should ask him mommy, he always buys me McDonald’s when I ask.”

“Okay that’s good. You can ask him, but no McDonald’s. We can do better than that.”

“Hm what about Carl’s Jr.? You love their fries and I love their chicken stars.”

“I do love them...hm okay, Carl’s Jr it is.” You say as you sit up and stretch your arms out,”Let’s go find him.”

“Hopefully he doesn’t make us go with him.” Your daughter giggles as she stands to her feet and picks up her towel, you doing the same,”I want to watch Barbie Dream House and do not have time to sit in the drive thru while daddy plays his loud music.”

“I’m on the same boat as you.” You nod as the pair of you head inside to find Oscar sitting on the couch, his phone pressed to his ear.

“Daddy?” Your daughter whisper shouts as she throws the towel on to the couch before climbing in his lap and gabbing at his cheeks to shake his head lightly.

“One second baby.” He replies before quickly pressing a kiss to the top of her head and ushering her off.

“Ugh, please hurry. I have to talk to you, it’s super duper important.” She groans as she climbs off his lap,”Come on mommy let’s go get cleaned up so we can get in our pjs.” She says and grabs her towel once again before disappearing into your bedroom, probably so she could bathe in your bathroom instead of hers.

“Yeah please hurry.” You say quietly as you walk by him, Oscar reacting quickly and pulling you down for a quick kiss. His large hand grabbing at your ass before you pull back and offer him a playful wink,”Don’t you need to finish up that call?” You ask before spinning around on your feet and joining your daughter, the pillow he tries to toss at you hitting the wall.

“He’s always on that phone.” She complains when she takes notice of you entering the bathroom,”He’s probably talking to Tio Cesar like always.” She adds as she pours her bubbles to the water she had running in the tub. You quickly check the temperature as you smirk at her comments, she was definitely your kid.

“I’m sure he’ll be done soon.” You reassure her before you go to the shower and run your own water,”I’ll be right back, I’m gonna grab our clothes.”

“Okay mommy, the Moana dress please.” She smiles as she begins to take off her swimsuit.

“You got it.” You say before going to your closet first and grabbing one of Oscar’s shirts along with a pair of boy shorts. When you head out back to the hall you pick up the loan pillow and chuck it back before scurrying off to the over the top pink bedroom, Oscar’s laugh reaching your ears. You find her desired outfit and rejoin her just as she’s turning off the water and stepping in,”Found it.” You sing as you set out the clothes on the counter.

“Thanks mommy.” She says as she plays with a nearly scalped bratz doll.

“You’re welcome.” You reply and get nude before stepping into the shower, the hot water running over you as steam fills up behind the curtain. You’re standing there for a few minutes before Oscar comes busting through the door with a scream.

“Meanie.” Your daughter insults him after she let out a yelp of her own, a small laugh escaping your lips as you peek your head out.

“Was that necessary?”

“No it wasn’t.” She answers for him with a pout.

“I’m just having fun with my girls.” He laughs as he sits on the edge of the tub,”What are you making for dinner ma?” He asks aloud as he picks up the tall cup and fills it with the bath water, your daughter splashing her way over to him.

“Nuh uh.” She tells him with a shake of her head before letting Oscar pour the water over her dark curls,”Mommy’s not cooking today.” She gasps out dramatically as she pushes the now wet hair out of her face.

“What do you mean she’s not cooking? What is she talking about? You’re not cooking for us mami?” Oscar questions as he repeats the action with the cup.

“Well I didn’t feel like it. Being outside all day got me tired and I...” you speak as you rinse off the peach scented soap, your daughter cutting you off mid sentence.

“And she wants to watch Barbie with me in the bed. So we need you to go to Carl’s Jr. for us. Okay daddy? You can even get yourself something to eat if you want. Maybe pick up some candy from the store too, ya know what I like by now.”

“Yeah what she said.” You snort out

“What if I don’t want to? Did you ever think about that?” Oscar says in a teasing voice as he makes a face at Rosalie.

“Oh don’t worry then.” She sasses as she uses the bubbles to lather up her hair, you’ll just have to wash her hair properly in the morning,”Cause what you won’t do another man sure will.”

“Hmh, and don’t you forget it papi.” You laugh loudly as you turn the shower off and stick your hand out for your robe that hung nearby.

“You need to stop listening to you mom cause you’re turning into Y/N number two.” He says with a smirk as he stands up,”Y’all ain’t gonna get away with ganging up on me all the time, but I’m gonna go. Because I don’t like to see my baby’s hungry, I’ll be right...”

“Daddy?” Your daughter interrupts as she rinses out her hair quickly,”Don’t forget the ketchup.”

“Mija how about a thank you daddy, or a I love you daddy.” Oscar chuckles as he glances over at you as you step out, the smaller robe now in your hand,”When did y’all get robes and why don’t I have one? You know what it doesn’t matter, I’ll be back in twenty.”

“You know I love you silly, duh.” She giggles as she hops out of the tub and slides her robe on,”Kiss for the road.” She cheers as she holds her arms up to be picked up.

“See you can be my sweet little princess when you want.” Oscar grins as he wraps her in a bear hug and kisses her nose, your daughter returning the act of affection before being set down again.

“Sweet little princess don’t end up running the castle daddy.” She huffs as she saunters over and climbs on the counter so you could do her hair like you did every night.

“Sorry you have to deal with two of us.” You whisper as you grip the front of his shirt and look up at him with wide doe eyes,”Do I still get a kiss for the road?”

“I can give you more than that when I get back.” He says with a lick of his lips before pressing his mouth to yours.

You laugh as you push him away a few seconds later,”Drive safe and don’t forget our candy.” You remind him as you slam the bathroom door shut, Oscar grumbling about two spoiled brats as he heads out of the bedroom.

“Love you!” You and Rosalie call out loudly so he could hear.

“Love you more!” He shouts back just as the front door closes.

“Butter them up from time to time so they stick around.” You daughter giggles as you come up behind her and began to spray her hair with the leave in conditioner.

“Works like a charm.” You say and give her a quick high five before getting back to the task at hand. Her very wet and knotted hair.

-

“Daddy no, I want to sleep next to you.” Your daughter pouts as she hides under the blankets a while after Oscar returned and the three of you pigged out in the bed.

“I thought you were a big girl now.” Oscar says as he looks over at your sleepy state.

“I am, but mommy’s a big girl too and she sleeps with you still.” She protest as she pops her head out,”Please.”

“Well I’m not gonna start telling you no now, especially when you gave such a valid point.” He says in defeat as he climbs back in the bed, Rosalie snuggling into your back as you lay in the middle.

“I love you daddy. Thank you for the candy and chicken stars. You’re the best, you know that?” She mumbles, her little hand moving to rest on top of his that laid on your waist.

“I love you baby, I got you forever.” He says as your eyes flutter open, a small lazy smile forming on your face,”You too, now go back to sleep.” He whispers, your eyes slowly closing once again as you fall into peaceful darkness.

“See you in the morning daddy.” Rosalie yawns,”Can we make waffles and bacon? Well you, I’m still to little to reach the stove.” She reminds him

“Of course, did mommy want you to ask me anything else?” Oscar smirks knowingly

“Iced coffee in the morning please. And a chocolate milk for me.” She admits as she crawls over you so she could lay in between,”This is better.”

“You two are the worst together.” He teases as his arms lays over the two of y’all.

“But we love you the mostest. And you love us the mostest? That’s why you do it, right daddy?” She smiles as she rest her forehead against his.

“Of course mi corazon. I’ll always love you guys the ‘mostest.’”He chuckles as he stares into her eyes, getting even more wrapped around her tiny fingers, just like you already had him wrapped around yours. Oscar definitely couldn’t say no to his two favorite girls.

[lalka-laski]

Hi, do you like pizza? I might like pizza a little *too* much. In fact, I made a homemade one last night and I’m gonna eat the leftovers for lunch today. 

What do you like on your pizza? I’m usually a plain cheese, no toppings kind of person, but spinach & artichoke on a white pizza is delicious. I also love buttery garlic sauce for dipping. 

Do you like mushrooms? I’m coming around to them

What did you have for lunch? It’s only 9:45 am but as I said earlier, I’m gonna have pizza when I get home 

Are there any lights on in the room you’re in? Several

Who’s to your left? One of my computer screens

Are you allergic to cats? Nope

Are you at home? Nope, work

Do you have any gaming systems? I don’t, but Glenn has 85,000 in our living room. It was one of the (few) compromises I had to make when he moved in. 

Do you have a cell phone? It’s 2020, my dude

If you do, where is it? Right next to me on my desk

What color is your hair? Blonde 

Is that the natural color? I am a natural blonde although this particular shade is lighter than my natural 

What kind of shampoo did you last use? Biolage for color-treated hair. And once a week I use my Milkshake purple shampoo to keep the yellow hues at bay

Do you put clothes on your animals? I don’t have any animals. And if I did, I probably wouldn’t do that. 

Do you like cats? I certainly prefer them to dogs. But I’m just not much of a pet person overall. I could take ‘em or leave ‘em. 

Where is your mother? Honestly I’m not sure right now. She’s either at home or at the hospital with my grandma who is in her final days.

Do you like cheese? LOVE IT. ALL OF IT. Name a type of cheese, I’ll eat it.

Last band you saw live? It’s been so long that this question is breaking my heart! I think the last band I saw live was Glenn’s sister’s. They’re an 80s tribute band (did I hit the in-law jackpot or what?!) 

What’s your favorite television show? Friends

Where do you keep your spare pens and pencils? I have a junk drawer in my kitchen and the rest are stashed with my art/writing supplies

What was the last thing you broke? Hmm.. I can’t remember. Which is unusual because I break shit on the daily 

Have you ever seen PS I love you? Nope, surprisingly. I love a good sappy story so I’m sure I’d like it.

Do you fall asleep when watching movies? Literally every single time. It’s a victory when I actually make it through an entire movie

Is your mouse wireless? Yep

Have you ever choked on anything? Mhm 

What time is it? 10:01 am 

Have you ever babysat? Frequently, yep 

Do you know anyone who has a hearing deficit? Yes. I’ve never heard it phrased that way?

What is the average number of customers that stop by where you work? We have patients/clients and the number varies from day to day. Today’s a Saturday so we only have 11 total but on some weekdays we can see 50+ people. 

When you are having a bath, do you have the water low, medium, or high? As high as my tub will allow 

Do you know anyone who pronounces ‘ketchup’ with ‘catsup’? I think my grandma used to? 

What are your methods to remind yourself of something important? I usually just write things down in the notes app on my phone. I check it so often that I don’t need to set a notification or alert of any kind

Would you miss winter if it never came back? Why or why not? I actually would. I couldn’t imagine not experiencing all four seasons within a year. I’d feel so disoriented! 

Does bad weather ruin your day? Why or why not? It certainly can if I’m forced to cancel or rearrange plans because of it. But I try my best to be flexible. After all, I live in Rochester and the weather is *never* predictable. We gotta make do! 

What is one thing stopping you from becoming a veterinarian? Literally every thing? I don’t like science or medicine of any kind, I’m not good at handling animals, and I’m way too sensitive. 

When you read ‘bass’ just now, was it read like the fish or the instrument? The instrument 

The last time you left your house, where did you go? I left this morning to go to work, where I still currently am. 

What were you doing at 9 o’clock this morning? Exactly this 

How old were you 6 years ago? 22

What are the chances that you will kiss someone tonight? 100%

When was the last time you had a headache? A couple days ago 

When were you last in the presence of someone who was intoxicated? Couple weeks ago I think? Although I’m sure tonight will change that stat! 

Are you wearing anything yellow? Nope, hardly ever. That’s not my color at all. 

Have you eaten any chocolate today? Nope, all I’ve consumed is coffee and water. 

Have you ever made someone of the opposite sex cry? Not intentionally 

What will you be doing tonight? I honestly don’t know yet. I had tentative plans with my sister & friends but those are now rely on the situation with my grandma. We will see. 

What is the best/fastest way to move on from heartbreak or unrequited love? There is no secret trick

In what ways would you consider yourself to be lucky? I’m incredibly fortunate to have the family and friends that surround me. I also recognize I grew up privileged to always have shelter, food, clothing, access to education...  Do you feel like you are further ahead or behind everyone in your age range in terms of experience and achievements? I usually consider myself “behind” but I try not to think in those terms anymore. I’m comfortable where I am. 

Are there any opinions you used to have even a few years ago that you look back on and think, “I can’t believe I ever thought that way”? WELLLL, after my last breakup I was adamant that I would NEVER date again. And then I met Glenn... :) 

Did you have a good day yesterday? I actually did! Work flew by and was a reasonable day (as far as Fridays go), then I came home and made delicious homemade pizza & snuggled with Glenn.

Who is your favorite person to have a deep conversation with? Glenn or really any of my friends

Do you remember what you had for lunch yesterday? I brought a Lean Cuisine I think? 

Who/what has been on your mind the most today? My grandma was taken off oxygen yesterday & is in the final stages of her life, so of course that’s occupied my mind. Although I’m trying my best to distract myself.

Does/did the last person you text messaged go to the same school as you? Yep

Is there anything worrying you? See above 

If so, have you talked to anyone about it? Of course I have 

What colour are the eyes of the last person you held hands with? A beautiful brown

Is there someone of the opposite sex that you can talk to about anything? Glenn

Are you looking forward to anything? Hopefully....

The last time you cried, what was wrong? Yesterday, see above a few questions & that should clear it up 

Should you be doing something else right now? I’m at work and I suppose I should do actual work but I can’t be bothered