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#i was craving ice craM SO BAD#and i went out to get a banana split and when i paid#THERE WAS A TIPPING OPTION RIGHT? BUT I ALREADY PAID LIKE 9 BUCK FOR THIS AND THERE WAS NO#NO TIP OPTION?#SO I HAD TO PAY 2 MORE DOLLARS#and hold on#that would not have been too bad okay 🥺#but#they half assed my ice cream#theres no waffle bowl? theres also no chocolate syrup or strawberry sauce on this#they didn’t ask if i wanted nuts on it either 😔#so then…#i just got like this weird three scoop vanilla ice cream with whip cream and banana and pineapple#but the pineapple isn’t even the SAUCE ITS JUST A SCOOP OF CANNED CRUSHED PINEAPPLE#and i think they poured the water into it 😭#im sorry im so sad#i legit wanna cry idk why#maybe imma be on my period who knows
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Theres this fact i heard on No such thing as a Fish ages ago and i cannot find it anywhere and i do not want to go back through a bunch of episodes scouting for it but its driving me insane.
#basically#and hold on#because this is going to sound insane#and it is#but the whole court of Ye Olde England#(it might have been France but im much more confident on England)#tricked a dukes 6 year old niece into thinking she was pregnant#and they thought it was the funniest thing in the world#and word spread until the queen got involved (which i think was mary)#who also thought it was hilarious#and she was 6 and didnt understand sex yet but was just very confused#but everyone was really committed to the bit#to the extent they would tighten the seams of her clothes#i know this sounds insane but i swear i remember it being mentioned in an episode#i feel like that screenshot of Charlie with the corkboard in its always sunny#um#anyway if anyone listens to#no such thing as a fish#lmk the episode number or the historical context im begging#google is giving me nothing
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right#but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead#like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic#and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually#centered in my now very right biased field of view#so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt#at least one one eyed fucker actually does that
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do you all see my vision here
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#🧻 sharts#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#smokes a fat blunt. knocked this one out inbetween hw ive had this sketch laying around for AGES#edit: to the people pointing out they arent holding a bass#i am so sorry#LMFAOOO i used a free model online as a reference and figured electric guitars & basses looked similar#i dont play either of those instruments so …. my apologies ..
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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees
#the lotus eaters are a bunch of drunks in the airport lounge#charybdis is the baggage carousel his suitcase gets stuck on#calypso's island is the TSA holding cell he gets put in for 7 hours etc. etc. you see the vision.#the odyssey#tagamemnon#fic prompt
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH#i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing#this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only#know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that#make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3#the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design#so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery#i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess#my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty#originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY#but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw#my art#myart#hatsune miku#miku worldwide#philippines#vocaloid#miku
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“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”
WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.
#united healthcare#luigi mangione#brian thompson#uhc ceo#sorry I just see a lot of people spreading all this information and labeling him the killer and it’s like hold on#he’s a suspect#he’s not guilty of it#even if it seems likely he should be treated as innocent until proven guilty#labeling him as the killer before the trial even starts is not helping#am I making sense or do I sound stupid#sparkle.txt
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BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP
#queer people + poc + women + immigrants anyone who's not christian + christians who hate this shit we gotta hold on 😭💖#hopecore#us elections#us politics#election 2024#usa politics#fuck donald trump
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I think one of the kindest things you can do for people with various mental health struggles is just... let people back into your life after they've been absent for a while.
Making friends as an adult is so fucking hard already and isolating yourself from other people is a very common symptom of depression, anxiety, burnout, ocd, trauma, grief, etc. Which means that someone will do the hard work of recovery/healing and resurface back into a world where their previous friends have written them off because they stopped showing up.
So if you know someone where you're like "yeah we could have been better friends but they fell off the map a bit" and that person suddenly reaches out, or starts showing up to events even though you kind of forgot they were still in the group chat... well they may have been Going Through It and you don't actually have to punish them for their absence you can just be glad that they're back.
#forever grateful for friends that let me disappear for a bit because I was too sad for everything and just held space for me to come back#so I'm trying to pay it forward by holding that space for other people#my nonsense
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temple at the end of the road
#artists on tumblr#i'm surprisingly okay with saying goodbye to summer this year#never had anything against autumn but i hate winter#but now i'm a little bit even looking forward to it?#maybe my mood is just better#hopefully the seasonal depression doesn't get a hold of me to change that#for now i'm very happy with hot soups and warm blankets
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Anyone done the Pietà pose for Mouthwashing yet? No? Well.
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#curly#jimmy#pieta aka the Mary holding Jesus statue#this was supposed to be a sketch but something possessed me to go further#so yay#nkos#orangesavannah#fanart
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what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade
#smtg insane just happened hold on#barking#i know i shoulda said glass i got distracted mid sentence when a car almost hit me.
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out of context meme of an au i'm cooking
#gravity falls#stan pines#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#calling for backup au#i won't say anything about the au yet#but i'm hoping that posting this will hold me accountable to actually finish stuff for it lol#okey bye :P#my art#mods draws#mods art
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cant talk rn obsessed over the design concept of this 2017 production of pinocchio as a stage play where pinocchio is the only character played by a human actor and the rest of the cast are portrayed as puppets ,,,
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