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pumpkinrootbeer · 6 months ago

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smth abt the way toms actor delivers his lines makes every flirt sound so sleezy like tom tommy babygirl I'm so sorry but i would pepper spray you. stop staring at harry like that from across the room and stop saying everything like it's a pick-up line in a 1970s bar with cigarette smoke on the ceiling. b'elanna was right when she called him a pig im sorry i love him he sucks

#when riker flirts with any member of the crew im like yes! my bisexual king #and his hot dilf beard and his stupid lean and the way he steps over chairs #when he flirted with whoopi goldberg I cheered #beat it kid we all say in unison #when Tom opens his mouth I immediately file a report and conduct an internal review with hr #he needs to be neutered he is a problem #harry got interrogated and starved for days bc tom saw a married woman and decided to cause problems #star trek voyager #star trek #tom paris

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