#and his chaotic antics are all a ruse so no one will notice how actually intelligent he is

[doublel27]

Tan is not only a professional simp but also an excellent bro.

The way he gave Chain excellent advice to be explicit with his intentions with Pun, because he’s proof positive it works if you just ask to be boyfriends.

And then when Phum asked if everyone wanted to sleep over speaking up for everyone and telling Phum no one wanted to third wheel in his house and winking and slapping Phum on the shoulder. It’s your birthday! Sure you could have a sleepover consisting of your ten best friends or you can have birthday sex. Have birthday sex!

Followed by: Oh, Q wants some of Toey’s cotton candy but Toey is gonna use me as a shield. I will pretend to eat Toey’s cotton candy and send him right back into Q’s arms.

Like, not only engaging in so many kisses with his boyfriend, wishing for a long love, and also trying to tee everyone else up.