#and his bara genie bf

[diamondsareapearlsbestfriend]

whoopsie

((OKAY SO SORRY BUT when I realised it was this beautiful game’s first birthday I really wanted to do something!!! this is probably crappy bc I didn’t edit it to hell like I usually do lol but happy one year of my precious goofballs anyway ❤️💙

oh yeah also I guess this is based on my hc that Beppi’s skin turns completely red and white while he’s under the Devil’s influence, but after the contract burns it turns back to facepaint and that’s how he figures it out, okay? okay!!))

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“Djimbo! Djimbo! Wake up!”

After what seemed like an eternity of frantically rubbing the shiny gold lamp, Beppi was on the brink of banging it on the table to rouse his pal from genie sleep when Djimmi finally emerged in a puff of smoke, blinking sleepily.

“Beppi? What’s going - is everything okay?”

“Rub my face,” Beppi told him, bouncing impatiently on his heels as Djimmi’s face creased in confusion.

“What? Whatever’s gotten into -“

“Just do it! Trust me!”

“Alright, alright - but if this is a prank…” Djimmi trailed off as he cupped Beppi’s chin in his large hand and gently ran his thumb across his cheek, scarlet streaking away to reveal pale pink skin - and in an instant his expression transformed from mild irritation to wide-eyed wonder. “Wait a minute. Your face - it’s no longer…”

“Nope!”

“But that means - your contract -“

“Yup!”

“Then they really - but how did they possibly -“

“It doesn’t matter! We’re free!”

“We’re free!”

They burst into simultaneous, elated, relieved and slightly hysterical laughter as Beppi leapt into Djimmi’s arms without warning - not that he needed any, effortlessly catching him and whirling him around like a trapeze artist as his glorious laugh rumbled through the tent like thunder alongside Beppi’s ecstatic whoops and cackles - the whole thing was like some zany dream, both growing dizzy from the constant motion and never wanting it to end; he grabbed onto Djimmi’s shoulders as they slowed down, still giggling from sheer helpless happiness while attempting to steady himself, leaning down closer to Djimmi’s beaming face until -

- until suddenly there were no words, because Djimmi’s lips were very much touching Beppi’s, and hoo boy, hot dawg, sweet jumpin’ trampolines. He could’ve sworn a million confetti cannons just exploded in his soul in that the briefest, most brilliant of moments until they separated.

“...Uhhh. Heh. Wow.” For maybe the first time in his life, Beppi found himself shockingly short of a punchline - he wouldn’t even need facepaint, the way his cheeks were flushing as he offered Djimmi a sheepish smile. “Whoopsie…?”

For a moment, Djimmi seemed equally stunned and Beppi’s stomach did a triple somersault as he feared the worst - until he broke out into a grin, wide and warm and dazzling as the sun, like everything Beppi ever wanted and barely dared to dream he could have, right before he pulled him in for another:

“No. No more whoopsies.”

Beppi had never been so happy to mess his makeup up - especially when, by the end of the day, half of it ended up smeared across his fella’s smiling face.

[starryrogue]

Self Indulgent Warlock Story Idea

Gay Warlock Patron Harem

Ok Hear me out, A wannabee Warlock/Arcane Scholar, during a late night of study on figures of high magical prowess accidently completes 8 rituals of binding to the 8 Otherworldly Patrons at the same time. Either a cut finger splattered across 8 contracts or something more coincidental (Breaking a fey mirror while drinking fathomless potions while finishing a celestial dance etc etc). And all the Patron want the scholar for themselves but cant agree on who gets them as a warlock so they all compete for his soul and live on the material plane in an attempt to tempt and woo him with power and pact boons (Weapons, Books, Talismans and Familiars) Gayness, and hijinks ensue. 

Yes this is an excuse for self indulgent fiction with 8+ monster bfs. No I am not sorry. 

More Ideas Below

Archfey is a stuckup rich prettyboy (elf)

Fiend is a jock himbo who pretends to be mean (Teifling)

GOO is a professor and total thicc daddy (Dargonborn)

Celestial is a Sweet rule following upperplanes boy (Asamir)

Hexblade is the strong silent type with a heart of gold (Warforged)

Fathomless is a surfer bro (and tentacle lover) (Triton)

Undying is big bara tiddie goth bf (Half Orc)

And Genie is either party boy and sugar daddy djinn (since most of the elements are cover other than air) or fluxates elements based on mood (Genasi)

All of the 4 pact boons take on distinct forms based on patron (Blades from the celestial is a bow of light, Undying is a scythe, Hexblade is greatsword etc) 

Like I said this is just so I can make a self insert and be an 8times monster fucker and huge slut for warlocks in D&D

Alternatively the Warlock is magical girl esque and each patron has a different  outfit/weapon.