#and hes hit by that royal underworld stare π
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#i just think after like the 3rd feast hades hosts in the underworld#a real bad fight errupts between the olypians that destroys half their dining hall#and later zagreus comes up to his parents like whew those olpyians can be a lot huh#and hes hit by that royal underworld stare π#anyways#2 things#hades knows hermes and hypnos gossip....'well So and So had a dream the other night about sleeping with SOMEBODYS wife!' ' and then HERA...'#and during feasts hades has hypnos sit next to a god who currently going thru some beef with someone#like a ticking time bomb that u detonate in the middle of dinner by loudly coughing to wake up sleep incarnate#so he can turn to his neighbor and go 'crazy seeing u at this party. given what ___ said about u the other day#and it jump starts a fight that gives hades an excuse to kick out his family earlier#persephone could pit an end to it but.....theres just some nights her mother is too overbearing#and she has to shoot her husband a look so he can start coughing#hypnos gets paid overtime at these things AND gets extra breaks during his normal hours#hermes doesnt know this is what his gossip is being used for because hes always with charon at these events
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