#and her crossover house is gryffinpuff

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                              favorite character + hogwarts houses  →  princess anna

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DUDE HARRY POTTER AND INKHEART CROSSOVER

capricorn is literally voldemort i just wanna say that straight off the bat. well technialy if we’re going by how they serve the plot + timing + comparison to the other villains he actually becomes quirrell who is the villain of the initial arc and equally as spooky, and also a figurehead for the series’ later main villain (with an association with death) i.e. the adderhead but i digress.this isn’t going to be a Crossover™ crossover but if it was then meggie would be harry and holy i want that fic. (meggie would lives in the attic of her caring but distant aunt elinor’s house after the mysterious disappearance of her mother, and later, her father? p l e a s e)anyway while we’re talking about meggie, she’s a gryffindor. i know what you’re already saying, “but @IIQ!! she’s CLEARLY a ravenc–” shut the fuck up this girl is a gryffindor from her blonde little head to her little wiggly toes. in book ONE she a) hears her father has been kidnapped and immediately attempts to run off and save him with the help of a mysterious stranger who promises her aid, without hesitation, b) actually runs off to save him with the help of twomysterious strangers who promise her aid, c) stands defiant and unbending in the face of terrifying and horrifying people, odds, and actions, and d) actually saves the day at the end, and only didn’t finish the job because she couldn’t kill someone. despite her book-loving ways she shows no particular perchant for knowledge or intellectual interest. literary pursuits do not a ravenclaw make. anyway meggie is a gryffindor, and also the perfect age for admission into hogwarts. i’m not saying this story should have already been written but maybe i am.mo? is a hufflepuff. i will not be providing evidence for this because he just is, i said so.anyway my point is: wizard!mo who completely withdrew from the wizarding world after the death (?) of his wife (a non-witch), raising his young daughter in the muggle world. a young meggie suddenly having inexplicable magic heritage being revealed to her at the age of 11/12, and getting sent to hogwarts shortly thereafter. (this supports my living-with-aunt-elinor au concept since she’s from resa’s side of the family (non-magic) aka she didn’t know the magical world existed and can’t/doesn’t prepare meggie for the reality of world they live in, especially when meggie is forced into it.)dustfinger is a slytherin but NOT for the reasons you’re thinking. it’s tempting to claim slytherin bc of ambition since he has one (1) goal he’s determined for, buuuuuuut that’s a temporary phase of his life and honestly who WOULDN’T be doing anything in their power to get back home if suddenly uprooted into a far, far away land? rather, look at the other traits of slytherins: ambitious, shrewd, cunning, achievement-oriented, traditional, and with a strong sense of self-preservation. who’s that sound like? (he’s definitely not a gryffindor, lmfao, and he’s not really either hufflepuff or ravenclaw. slytherin! farid is either a gryffindor or a hufflepuff, i think. a gryffinpuff.

i was going somewhere with this but i don’t remember anymore so here’s my lineup:

gryffindor: basta, black prince, brianna

ravenclaw: fenoglio, darius, barn owl

slytherin: elinor, capricorn, adderhead

hufflepuff: violante, roxane, mortola

thank you for coming to my ted talk i don’t even like harry potter but i want this au.