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owlrageousjones · 1 year
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Yes Chancellor, Pilot Script
"Chancellor, you've been asked to give your opinion on the Rimworld People's Liberation Front."
"Are they the terrorists we hate or the freedom fighters we're supporting?"
"The former, sir. The latter are the Rimworld Peoples' Liberation Front."
"... Senator, which one is it? The terrorists or the freedom fighters?"
"Well, the Rimworld People's Liberation Front are officially recognised as terrorists by the Senate, but the Rimworld Peoples' Liberation Front are-"
"Hang on, you just said the same name twice!"
"Ah, yes, I see the confusion. The Rimworld People apostrophe s Liberation Front are not at all similar to the Rimworld Peoples apostrophe Liberation Front."
"... How so?"
"Well, we're against the former and supporting the latter for starters."
"I... see."
"Now, these are their flags."
*presents two identical flags*
"Senator, these are identical."
"Nonsense, Chancellor, these are-oh, my apologies. I had the Rimworld Peoples' Liberation Front one the wrong way around."
*flips one of the flags - they remain identical*
"There, is that clearer, sir?"
"As the Swamps in Naboo, Senator."
"And there is of course the matter of the Rimworld Peoples Liberation Front to consider as well."
"... Where's the apostrophe for that one?"
"Oh, it doesn't have one, sir."
"And... what do they want?"
"Well, sir, we're not actually sure yet. It's really rather muddled things for us."
"Yes, what a shame. And it was so straightforward without them."
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flying-elliska · 3 years
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So i started binge-watching Superstore (currently in s4) and !!! i love it. it feels a lot like Parks and Rec except in a store, and more anti-capitalist.
first of all, i love Jonah so much. Not only is he very cute, he's also very relatable with his whole educated under-achiever, idealistic, well meaning but pretentious and frequently annoying thing, but in the end strives to be a kind person and an amazing friend. I love that he frequently comes over as an idiot trying to be super-woke (and the show generously makes fun of him for that) but he doesn't stop, and he also frequently really helps and inspires the people around him. I love Amy - America Ferrera has such a likeable vibe - she feels so real in all her glorious messiness. As the most reasonable, responsible person in a group of people who are all at least slightly insane she could easily be boring but her deadpan humor and chaotic streak make her so funny to watch instead and her 'perpetually done with this shit' expressions are gold. I love it when female characters who have been assigned the 'mom role' get to break out of that and explore who they are.
And those two as a couple are one of my new faves on TV. It's a slow burn, which I live for - it starts with a workplace rivalry where they're constantly roasting and pranking each other but you slowly start to see that they just really enjoy spending time together, getting up to all sorts of shenanigans and becoming partners-in-mischief - this is just too fucking rare in stories ! She grounds him and gets him out of his head, he is so supportive of her in small and big ways, encouraging her to take time for herself when nobody else does. They lean on each other when life throws all sorts of shit at them and make routine fun for each other, they immediately reach out to each other whenever there's trouble...i find that amazingly romantic, really. Like it doesn't really matter where you are or what you're doing as long as you're doing it with the right person. Goals. You see why they're in love like, a season before they realize it themselves, this is show over tell in a nutshell.
The politics of the show are also amazing. The tone is generally fun and trashy but it never misses an occasion to show how deeply shitty capitalism is, especially in the US - touching on stuff like anti-union politics in corporations, shitty healthcare, lack of maternity leave, ageism, etc... So the contrast between the zany shenanigans and the very dark/absurd undertone is amazing, just like the contrast between the corporate propaganda and how awfully the company treats its employees - it feels so real and refreshing and important. Like you have those people who are exploited by the company they work for in ways that create real suffering, but they're also fully rounded characters with complex lives and they manage to have fun and care for each other regardless of how they're not even treated like human beings - it all feels very humanizing. It's a rare narrative about working class jobs, I feel it's either 'ha hah look at those losers stuck in shitty jobs' or misery porn or inspirational bullshit about 'the grind'. This strikes a great balance of like, the conditions of these jobs are horrible, yes, (because of capitalism) but at the same time there is nothing wrong with being proud of doing a job that is essential for the daily lives of so many people, and it's worth telling stories about. The fact that it's a comedy allows them to go over some real insane shit and at first you're laughing and then later you're like 'oh my god this is so incredibly fucked up' and it's a great storytelling dynamic. It manages to combine light and dark humor in a great way.
My main criticism (i have to have one lol) is that some of the secondary plot-lines are frequently hit-or-miss, a bit blah or cringe-worthy or boring ; they rely too much on gross out humor for my taste (the boob cheese ??? whyyyyy) and some of the secondary characters are kind of annoying at times, even though they all have their moments of being awesome too. So I found myself skipping some bits (maybe it's also because I'm binge-watching and it can get a bit repetitive).
But yeah overall I'm really digging it and I feel this is going to end up being a new comfort-watch favorite.
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newagesispage · 4 years
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Check out the We are One Global film fest on youtube from May 29-June 7. We will be able to experience movies from Cannes, Sundance, Tribeca and Venice for free!! Yahoo!!
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May 10 will bring us The Feeding America comedy Fest. So far the stars on board are Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Tiffany Haddish, Chris Rock, Louie Anderson, JB Smoove, Brad Garrett, Jon Lovitz, Tim Meadows, Keegan-Michael Key, George Lopez and Sarah Silverman, just to mention a few.
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Jim Carrey will release his Memoirs and Misinformation on May 5.
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If you need honest medical info, take a look at Quackwatch: A guide to quackery, health fraud and intelligent decisions.
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Current times are a magnification of a problem that has been brewing for quite some time. The kiss ass, the indifferent, the greedy who don’t miss a trick are todays fortunate sons.** If half of this country didn’t want the other half to have a fighting chance we wouldn’t be in this situation right now. The Federal government should have all of our best interests at heart.  I will never understand why so many of the’ have not’ voters love supporting the’ haves ‘that love to fuck over the little guy.
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SAVE THE USPS!!
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I guess we know how this country would be prepared to react to bioterrorism.
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SNL is working from home like so many but with Tom Hanks, Brad Pitt, Fred Armisen, Paul Rudd, Miley and Sandler.
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George Gray, announcer for the Price is Right is recovering after a week of 3 heart attacks.
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Marijuana use is at an all -time high. Alcohol use is up 40%.
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What is up with Georgia Governor Brian Kemp who seemed so surprised at the virus months after everybody else seemed to know the facts? This is what happens if we only listen to Trump and Fox news.** He is so ready to open up the state early. ** A Georgia citizen said it best: Kemp mandates restaurants open, whether I reopen dining rooms or not. I file for business interruption insurance, it does not go through since I am “allowed” to operate full capacity. My landlord can demand all their money since I am allowed to fully operate. Furloughed staff that is collecting unemployment insurance have to come back to work or I have to let them go. Their unemployment insurance then goes on my tab. If things blow up again they are still on my tab, not on the state since they are no longer employed. This is about screwing the working class.** A dog has now been diagnosed with the virus as well as some cats.
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UFO footage has been declassified by the pentagon. Wow, anything to distract! ** This whole Scary Clown 45 mess often seems like a big government experiment. Just how much will we put up with? How stupid or complacent are we??
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The President’s council on reopening America has a message for our country: Die you fucking slaves. Die Die Die. We’re rich and you’re not and we’ll be even richer after the mass burials are over. Sucks to be you.
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The Federal government does not have absolute power. Why do “big government” haters suddenly want the Feds to run their lives??** Some checks were delayed because Trump wanted his name on them?** The Huffington Post has reported that $180,000 a year of Trump campaign money is given to his son’s significant others.
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The Carter’s have asked donors to the Carter Center to instead give those donations to local organizations in need.** A great charity is RIP medical debt which puts $100 to every dollar you donate to wipe out medical debt.
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Need some nature sounds in your life? Visit NPS.gov/sounds
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It looks like Macgruber may become an 8 episode series according to Will Forte.
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It is sort of reassuring to see that the late night hosts who mostly hover around my age, are no better at technology than I am.** BTW, Billy Eichner is such a great guest from home.. more please!** I see that one of the 8G band on Late Night has a big pic of Mick’s face behind him at home. I also see that same pic everyday above my desk. A kindred spirit.
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Linda McMahon, wife of WWE chair, announced the18.5 million Trump super PAC in Florida. Governor DeSantis now calls WWE essential. Many of the wrestlers were fired so the bottom line looks good.
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Being willfully stupid is not part of the Christian tradition.- John Meecham
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Some fast food workers went on strike. This is a good time to do it. Risking your lives for minimum wage is hardly worth it.
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Threadgill’s, the Austin bar that helped launch Janis Joplin is closing down.
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Is this true? 150 members of the Saudi royal family tested positive for covid-19.** Did Trump play down the virus because he owes millions to China’s state owned banks or was it to try to get dirt on Biden?
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I am not sure what has happened to the American workplace. So many strides were made in the mid 20th century but a lot of that seems to have fallen away. I see so many employers leaving it to employees to provide supplies before they even get the job. Teachers sometimes buy things for the classrooms. Some employees must buy their own cell phones for video conferences or even punching in and out. Some nursing home employees bring in their own cough drops or snacks for residents. How much $ do the people at the top need?? No sick pay? Work or starve!
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Everyone staying at home proves how badly we need a better high speed internet system in the U.S.
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Porn hub has been giving free porn.** The My Pillow guy is praising Trump as he donates 50,000 masks.
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All these Trump worshipping MAGA shills, they’re willing to die for the dumbest, flounciest fancy lad in history. –Patton Oswalt.
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So we don’t want to give Government help to immigrants who pay taxes, we do want to help cruise lines who avoid taxes by registering as foreign companies. Got it! ???
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The Neo confederate hate group, ‘league of the south’ is moving ahead with its annual conference in June.** Trump is getting ready to open the country with a coalition of his republican Governors and companies (some of whom seemed surprised). ** How did we get here? If our Pres is incapable of reading simple memos, he is incompetent. ** Scary Clown is trying to speed up the Wall as we are dropping like flies.
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This can’t be true. Federal agents are confiscating masks and supplies in hospitals, presumably for ICE agents??** Was Scary Clown 45 trying to force congress out of session so that he could skate some recess appointments by?** Rules have been weakened as to the release of mercury and various toxins from oil and coal power plants.** Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil do not seem to concerned about the virus.** Trump circled back around to the heat and light thing as a cure because he could not get over the shit he got for telling us that spring’s warm weather would take care of everything, right?
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Chicago businessman Gene Staples has purchased Indiana Beach amusement park and will open in July if he is able.
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Nascar will be back this month with new races but without the live audience.
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Catch Ashes to Ash: The disappearance of Robert Bee on Youtube.
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As everyone is sick with respiratory problems and the pollution has ebbed a bit, scary clown 45 has to roll back some of our rules that protect clean air. Auto emissions are rolled back to 1.5%.  He has to be loving the fact that we can’t all gather and protest. Hmmm?? Perhaps it is a conspiracy.. but his.** Oh but the disbelievers did gather in Michigan with dolls in nooses and confederate flags. Why do they think that the medical experts are telling them this for partisan reasons or just for their own kicks? They have our safety in mind. Use your fucking heads. How can this country get stupider as time goes on? ** Why can’t they just cover Covid treatment? Medical debt is gonna skyrocket.** I don’t like big government either but in times of crises and health care, we need it to work properly. ** But when the powers that be tell us that animals can’t get it and then a tiger gets it or that masks don’t protect you and then they suddenly do, it makes us all skeptical. Way to confuse us fuckers!!  Even with the ignorant and the panicked, just tell us the truth and the average person will be with ya!!** It was snowing in April? Where was this warmer weather that was going to kill the virus?
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You just knew that Trump and his cronies had money on the line when it came to hydroxychloroquine. ** Scary Clown 45 has removed the very man who was set to oversee the $ 2 trillion stimulus. The good ol boys can’t wait to get their hands on that money while people are dying. ** Trump delayed checks that are not direct deposit because he wants his name on them.** People had trouble getting thru when applying for unemployment. Canada gave out the benefits and then checked the details.** States and companies are very confused. Jared claims he is in charge, Pence is supposed to be in charge and FEMA claims they are the final word.  Trump seems to thrive on chaos. The states bidding, stocks up and down and Doctors disagreeing are right up his alley. He probably does hate being stuck at the WH.
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People will forgive you for not being the leader you should be, they will never forgive you for not being the leader you claim to be.
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Why should it be surprising that poor communities are being hit so hard? The poor, the minorities do so much of the cleaning, the cooking and delivering that still has to be done. When people are not sheltering in place because they are needed or they need that paycheck, of course they are getting infected since they are still out there. Add to that, little or no health care and poor diets from food deserts etc. and there you go.
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White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham is out after 9 months.  Kayleigh Mcenany is in.** Vaccine chief Rick Bright is reassigned. He recently wanted to put hydroxychloroquine to some rigorous tests. He has been vocal about the administration.
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Lights Out is leaving Comedy Central and looking for another place to air.
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Can’t wait to see Mrs. America about the women who shaped our past.
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I rarely pay attention to advertising but I love that Chantix turkey. I hate the fact that he had a smoking problem, though.
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Every prisoner in every prison, especially the non -violent and the elderly should be reviewed. There needs to be more room made for white collar crimes that hurt so many more of us.
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Word is that Kim Jung un is brain dead.
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Rumble media has released Planet of the Humans from Jeff Gibbs on Youtube . The film will run free for 30 days and sort of explodes the myth of our ‘green’ heroes.
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Common, Woody Harrelson and Shinola watch co. have created a cannabis leak motif watch and the proceeds will go to criminal justice reform.
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Navy Captain Crozier was fired for telling the truth and looking after his crew. ** The U.S.S. Comfort isn’t taking Covid patients??
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Good bye Schitt’s Creek. We sure will miss ya!!
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Franklin Graham was asking volunteers for his field hospital in NY to sign a ‘statement of faith.’  It stated that they, “believe in God’s plan for human sexuality within the context of marriage between a man and a woman and that those that stray from those beliefs face eternal damnation and eternal judgement in Hell.”**
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Jon Cryer has a new book out: So that happened.
We can see now what would happen if all the humans were dead. The mountain goats have come down the hill and taken over a town in Wales. The Pandas are finally mating in Hong Kong now that they have some privacy.
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Bernie is out after 4 long conversations with Obama and tells us that he will concentrate on the pandemic. Looks like we are stuck with Biden.  At least Biden is talking about lowering Medicare to 60. It’s not enough but at least it’s a start.** Who will the female VP pick be, Klobuchar, Witmer, Abrams??
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Netflix along with Steve Carell and Greg Daniel will bring us Space Force on May 29 with Lisa Kudrow and John Malkovich.
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In Sweden, all land is for public use. Imagine!!
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ICP cancelled their Juggalo fest.
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Perhaps home schooling will become more popular. Perhaps with the pollution dropping, humans will get the message that we have really fucked ourselves in this world. Less cars people!!** The Twitter CEO donated a billion. That made the other top $ people look like schmucks.
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Kleenex Cottonelle is donating a million rolls and a million bucks. Share A Square!!
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Fight Island??
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Tiger King.. who cares.. Crip Camp is the one to watch.  A Secret Love is also great. This is the world that we should build from the ashes of Covid-19.** Stop trying to get me to watch Tiger King. –Bill Maher
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We are in a recession.** I don’t understand when I see so many “devout”  people show no respect for religions other than their own.
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Tom Pelphrey on Ozark this season just blew me away!! He has to be the one to watch at the Emmy’s.
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On a personal note: Hey Aunt Ritski, I will never forget that you saved a couple of people from drowning when you were a lifeguard. I will never forget one of your favorite tales, that you wanted to be Miss Kitty when you were 5 years old and got a little drunk trying. I will never forget the times that you drove thru the ditches, your Cooter Brown stories or the way that you often left all the change on the bar when we were out.  How could anyone forget the weddings, the bullet you had to live with the rest of your life and the love you had for your siblings. We will miss you forever because all of the lives you touched would have been a whole lot different without you in it. What the fuck would we have talked about if not for the saga of you? I can think of nobody who would disagree with that. Your family loves you baby. Go in Peace and serenity.
 R.I.P. Adam Schlesinger, Ellis Marsalis Jr., Mort Drucker, Lorena Boreja, Janet Alexander,  Patricia Bosworth, Bucky Pizzarelli, Logan Wiliams, Maeve Williams, Wallace Roney, Joe Diffie, Andrew Jack, Alan Merrill, John Prine, Thomas L. Miller, tornado victims, Charlotte Figi, David Driscoll, Hal Willner, Patricia Bosworth, Ann Sullivan, Brooke Taylor, the Canadian shooting victims, Matt Seligman, Barney Ales, Bootsy Barnes, Bruce Meyers,Roger Beatty, the tornado victims, Tim Brooke- Taylor, Jorge Camara, Andrew J. Fenady, Brian Dennehy, Don Reed Herring, Henry Graff, Allen Daviou, Tom Lester,  Bill Withers and Rita Hale.
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