#and he snatched them right off his favorite neighbor's clothes line as they dried

[shotmrmiller]

the way you write simon is so gross but in a 😵‍💫😵‍💫 way. like i feel like he’d huff your panties if you stained them with period blood cause he’s an absolute weirdo

im just the messenger. he is 100% disgusting and there's nothing i can do to fix him. not that he sees himself as anything to be fixed anyway. he sniffs panties and stuffs them in his pocket and pulls them back out whenever he's got some downtime at work, polite company be damned.