#and he showed up in the last 2 minutes lmaooo
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“... I think it's really disconcerting and I think it's really tragic that we're willing to write off history just as long as it's convenient for us.”
#mi vato tirando verdades como siempre#and we love to see it#he looks so good and handsome and cozy#can't believe i actually watched 30 minutes of british news#and he showed up in the last 2 minutes lmaooo#sebastian stan#sebastianstanedit#sebstanedit#fysebastianstan#sstanedit#stansclan#gbbb
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My Top Ten Favorite Moments from Ghost Files in Dallas Texas starting at the funniest:
1. Shane and Ryan getting into a brief argument over the Sally House flashlights and Ryan saying, “We are NOT going to rehash a six year fight!” and then making a comment along the lines of, “We’re like a married couple!”
2. After someone clarified that Shane stole Goatman’s Bridge first, Ryan agreed and said that it indeed was *technically* Shane’s bridge and that Shane deserves all of the credit. In response to that, Shane said that after he claimed the bridge from Goatman, he added Ryan’s name to the deed, so therefore IT IS IN FACT Shane and Ryan’s Bridge that they have joint possession of :) And Shane wasn’t being teasing about it AT ALL. He wasn’t saying, “Ha, Goatman’s gonna get BOTH OF US NOW.” He was being painfully genuine in a “i want this to be a thing you and me share” kinda way. 😭
3. Shane saying that he will more than likely finish the Hotdoga someday and that he has the ending roughly planned out in his mind! :D He also explained that he stopped due to the work load, leading Ryan to say, “He made the Hotdoga to annoy me, but then he was like ‘Damn, this is a lot of work!’” 😭 (Also someone made a comment on the dead look in Ryan’s eyes at the mention of the Hotdoga and said, “It took me back!” and Ryan sadly responded, “Me too.” Haha!)
4. The Shaniacs teasing Ryan about the evidence he caught / the evidence that he found compelling enough to include in the live show. Some person yelled nonchalantly, “FAKE!” and Ryan teased them multiple times through the show. Another person put air quotes around the word “evidence” while talking to Ryan and Shane took his hat off for a second in respect, and another person brought a laser pointer to help Ryan point out the evidence cause it was so hard to see and Ryan was so flabbergasted 😭 BRO WAS GOING THROUGH IT!!! (It was all lighthearted respectful teasing and Ryan was a good sport about it all!)
5. A person, dressed HEAD TO TOE as the professor, politely tossed some jelly beans at Shane, Meredith, and Ryan. Shane then dropped some of said jelly beans and proceeded to eat them off the ground, claiming that since they landed on the white carpet under their feet and not the stage that they were fine. Ryan and Meredith were NOT pleased in the slightest. Ryan did however take a clean green jelly bean out of Shane’s palm and Shane let him happily and then politely offered one to Meredith (she said no haha.)
6. SHANE ALMOST FALLING WHEN HE GOT UP TO DO THE ESTES METHOD LMAOOO!
7. Shane and Ryan talking about the episode they discussed the possibility that the man who died playing piano pooped himself and then revealing that they had to cut for like five minutes because they cried laughing so long. Shane, while reminiscing about this moment, said, “Very sad but GOD DAMN was it funny!” 😭 He also revealed that there have been MANY times him and Ryan have laughed themselves to tears together and I thought that was kinda sweet.
8. Meredith and Ryan thought there was a ghost backstage, and then Shane and Ryan lied to Meredith and said the ghost started acting up again when she left, resulting in Meredith believing that the ghost was just racist.
9. A fan asking Shane a question about a certain clip and saying, “When that ghost called you daddy-” and Shane, COMPLETELY misunderstanding what they said, yelling confusedly, “WHEN THAT GHOST FUCKING DIED?!?!?!? 🤨🤨🤨”
10. And lastly, Ryan calling Steven their “Delicate Steven Lim” and teasing him for the last few minutes of the show haha 💛 The best part of it was when Ryan was talking about him and Shane taking Steven ghost hunting years ago and stating that Steven had said he found his calm. Ryan, remembering this moment, said, “He didn’t find calm, he TALKED TO GOD!!! FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!” 😭 and the exasperation in his tone was so damn funny.
Bonus. This person came up to ask a question holding an empty nacho box and Ryan was weirdly extremely fixated on it 😭 He was pretty much like, “Did that hold nachos??? Cool. It looked like a nachos kind of box. Cool, cool. You looked like you enjoyed them? The nachos?” I literally have NO CLUE what that was about but I think he might have been hungry for some nachos idk?!?! 😭😭😭
(Other honorable mentions are Ryan being upset the ghost called Shane daddy and not him, Shane yelling that he’s “GOT PUPPETS TO MAKE!”, Ryan getting a little anxious when people weren’t cheering for his evidence and being like, “NEVERMIND I DON’T THINK IT’S COMPELLING ANYMORE I SWEAR-“, Shane blasting “Mamma Mia” before the show, and Shane taking amazing care of a doll someone gifted him and putting it between him and Ryan!!!)
The show was AMAZING, the episode was SO great, (NO SPOILERS BUT YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR A TREAT!!!), the people there were so accepting, and the Ghoul Boys were so UNBELIEVABLY NICE TO EVERYONE. If you have the money and time for it, I honestly recommend buying a ticket to one of the shows because I had SUCH A GOOD TIME. (Also, LITERALLY DON’T BE SCARED TO ASK THEM A QUESTION OR GIVE THEM A GIFT CAUSE THEY WERE SO GRATEFUL, PATIENT, AND KIND, ESPECIALLY TO PEOPLE WHO WERE OBVIOUSLY ANXIOUS TO TALK TO THEM.) I honestly have NOTHING bad to say about my experience. It was a dandy time and I plan to go to another show in the future if they ever tour again.
#shane and ryan#ryan bergara#ghost files tour#ghost files#besties fr#watcher#watcher entertainment#we are watcher
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arcane s2 act 2
so my main criticism of act 1 was that everything felt rushed. that has not gotten better lol
i knew going in that two seasons -- of nine episodes, and short 40 minute episodes at that -- was probably going to be too little. and it is. well. what can you do, i guess. i'm glad this isn't my number 1 fandom interest the way it was in 2022 because if it were i'd be much more bothered lol. many of the beats we're hitting are beats i like on paper but we are blitzing through them so fast they have no time to breathe or sink in before we're onto the next one.
also i respect the huge amount of effort that goes into creating an animated series that looks the way this looks, but these episodes are so short. the runtime is 40 minutes and five of that is credits and another five of that is our obligatory stylized music video. it's just too little time to dedicate to a large ensemble cast and a complex plot. it sucks to be watching the final season of a show and realize you haven't seen [Major Character] for entire episodes, or entire acts (!). outside of jinx and ambessa, it feels like everyone's fave is getting shortchanged on screentime, some more than others. with only three episodes left it's hard to imagine they'll manage to resolve everyone's arc and all the outstanding mysteries and bring everything to a satisfying conclusion. fans freaked out when they first accidentally let slip that after s2 they were moving away from these characters and fans were right. womp womp
more detailed spoiler stuff:
sevika. the hair. why :(
"jinx is a symbol of resistance" is one of those things that i didn't feel they entirely set up. sure, she has pushed back on piltover -- but every time she has, piltover has cracked down even harder on zaun. there's really no zaunites who resent her for that? hm
isha is a character i struggle with because i thought everything about her was too on the nose in act 1 and then we had open act 2 with jinx stating the thesis aloud to the camera. "gee you remind me of my old self powder. i wonder if this is how silco felt about me, powder." lol
i was DARING the show to have vi flashback to punching powder after she hit isha lmaooo. impressed they resisted
whatever tho i did enjoy the jinx-sevika-isha unit while it lasted
vander's werewolf self going back to the hideout he used to share with silco... their jackets hung together... bro...
i have to say i'm actually not sure i like the felicia stuff that much. i don't know. arcane isn't subtle ever and this felt like another sledgehammer. i think i also ... actually derive a bit less meaning from vander taking them in/silco raising jinx if actually vander and silco were besties with their mom and knew them growing up, too. not that it stopped silco from wanting to murk vi lmao so i guess it's no guarantee of his affection for jinx, but... yeah. idk. subtle as a brick: that's arcane
also was this telling me that vander saw felicia die during a rebellion they all incited, flipped out and blamed silco and tried to DROWN HIM ... like... jesus man that's pretty harsh lmao i'd start villain monologuing too
mel in the torture labyrinth was interesting, and i loved getting to meet a version of her sexy brother kino. as soon as [man's voice] appeared i was like omg is it her sexy brother... and it was! sort of! i'm assuming his look and personality and voice match real kino even if he was some kind of trick monster thing. i like the medarda family lore and i liked getting to see mel and kino interact, if briefly
on the other hand, mel being trapped in the torture labyrinth meaning that's her only 5 minutes of screentime for all of act 2 and the reveal is that she has magic powers which we already surmised from the s1 cliffhanger... i don't know... and an illegitimate baby plot? like... we have so many plots. please.
also she's totally pregnant and i hate that. lol.
i started this season ambessa's number 1 fan and i have enjoyed her but also there is a lot of her, when other major characters from s1 get little screentime. i had hoped seeing more ambessa would mean seeing more of ambessa and mel, bc their relationship with each other is very interesting, but... nope??? i mean, sure there's act 3, but we've had six episodes so far of little.
caitlyn's arc was such a disappointment to me. the end of act 1 with her was such a strong stark scene and by the time we pick up with her in act 2 we've already montaged past all her war crimes and into the part where she feels bad about them and is ready to turn a new leaf. like. come on man.
her reunion with vi was way too smooth. i would love vi to be angry with her for her bullshit. maybe they'll fight again next act, they fight all the time, but like... ugh. 2.1 was such a big falling out and then vi just shrugs it off and we're back to "cupcake". poor vi the writers dgaf about her
viktor's cult was not what i expected at all, i expected something more outwardly sinister lol. people on twitter are arguing back and forth about how obviously evil it was but i am not sure that's the case -- or like -- i mean i think as an audience member aware you're watching a tv show, it's easy to be like "this is clearly evil and will be revealed as such later", but just in terms of what the show is putting down in act 2 i think it's presented as this bastion of hope which is then destroyed. in act 3 we will find out why it was destroyed, i assume, and can retroactively decide if that was a good decision or not.
sky. sis. i wish they like. made you a person in s1. i have no frame of reference for if this feels like the real sky whose consciousness is now in the void (like viktor's seems to be?) or if she's like the hexcore's avatar for getting what it wants (which is what i feel act 1 implied), because they did not spend time in s1 to establish her
i joked in s1 a lot about salo getting a front row seat to jayce and viktor's weird gay thing over the years so it's nice he got to participate in their last conversation flkhghgl. but this was another scene where i felt the pacing was nerfing things -- i like the general exchange on paper, that there's been this time apart and viktor wants to show jayce what he's working on and jayce is all fucked up and bitter or whatever, but in real time their reunion, split, and then this scene happen in such a condensed time ... we haven't really seen either of them apart, we didn't see jayce's time growing bitter or whatever and even if we see it in act 3 it's belated?
i also thought it was odd how viktor was like "i was clouded by emotion" when honestly their breakup was the most emotionless he'd ever been to that point lol
it is very funny to think that jayce came out of s1 and the hell void and the lesson he learned was he should continue shooting first and asking questions never
i can think of several possible explanations for jayce's behaviour, ranging from "something i'd be super into" all the way to "i don't want to type it out in fear of invoking it into the universe". so i'm trying not to speculate all that much tbh, lest i grow attached to the former and get the latter
"peacock princes... an old family joke" and "you once told me every system has limits" are two great examples of stuff feeling rushed. these so clearly feel like they should be callbacks to scenes we actually *saw* but they just aren't. because we never got flashback kino, and viktor and sky never held a conversation until she died.
ekko and heimerdinger died on the way to their home planet...
this all sounds exceedingly negative listed out, when in reality i was mostly having a good time. it's just... the cracks are starting to show as the the show strains under the pressure of accomplishing all its goals in a measly 18 episodes. that crunch means any time someone's watching a scene about a plot or characters they like less they're going to start feeling impatient, any time a musical number doesn't hit (and i have to be honest, s2 is more misses than hits for me so far) they're going to feel impatient... i don't know. i find it difficult to see how they'll pull all of this off without leaving the audience thinking "jeeze that needed another season", or "why did they waste time on X when i wanted to see Y".
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do you write any rpf, like on Ao3? I’m new so idk if you’ve posted about it or not but IM LITERALLY OBSESSED with your answers to any anon ask. I would read a whole ten page essay from you about joemarr and im not joking. anyways, i love anything you post!!
hiiiiii loveeeee, thank you for liking my thoughts on joemarr!!! kind of self conscious abt it honestly bc im drawing up conclusions abt them technically without any basis but yeah 😭❤️ (also english is very much not my first language so i struggle to word things so saying you'd read a 10 page essay from me is very <33333)
i have written and posted 1 (one) fic and its a ja'marr gets nipple piercings fic lmaooo and opposite to the way it sounds it's not even horny or even tender horny its just like full of love and devotion ahaha no but really don't expect much please
some extra under the cut wkwkwk
SORRY BUT im taking advantage of this ask to add a whole unfinished 2k- jumble of another fic i was working on but probably won't finish bc the lack of full understanding of how contract and free agency works and like refusal to actually research shit bc i get stupid sad thinking about it so:
Joe stares down the stretch of the field, Ja’Marr standing by the rest of the receivers laughing as Chuck and Andrei try to playfully (....maybe) murder each other via sumo wrestling moves that are definitely not regulation. He’s just wearing tights today for bottoms–so the delicious tautness of his thighs are free for Joe to gaze hungrily at. Truck, 30 yards in front of him very patiently waiting to catch his warm-up throws, has cleared his throat three times in the past 45 minutes for Joe to tear his eyes away from Ja’Marr Chase and throw the damn ball.
It’s torture. It’s love, devotion.
It’s disgusting levels of Down Bad.
(joe gets introspective throughout practice post ravens lost yada yada they go back home, joe invites jamarr for sudden cheat day meal at like 2 am)
Ja’Marr shows up in his front door bleary eyed and sleep rumpled. He’s decked in thick flannel pajama pants that absolutely do not look cheap, dark grey geaux tigers hoodie with purple LSU letters that clashes with the red of his pants, last season’s bengals beanie that also clashes with the rest of his outfit colors, and gucci slides…that also clash with the rest of the outfit. It’s a mismatched sort of vulnerability that twists up Joe’s insides. Here’s his north star wrapped up in all the things Joe cherishes.
Ja’Marr turns up his nose when he finally finishes yawning right at Joe’s face and notices Joe with his raised eyebrow looking up and down amusedly at his outfit.
“Shut up,” he says. “It’s a 2 am non-party night. Like hell I’m dressing up pretty for you.”
Ja’Marr’s always pretty to Joe, but that’s fine.
“I didn’t say anything.” Joe replies back, moving to the side so Ja’Marr can drag his feet inside the threshold, “I don’t judge you for your fashion taste.”
Joe cleverly dodges the foot being kicked back to his side. Amazing reflexes, of course.
“Where’s this hearty meal you promised me?” Ja’Marr just talks loudly over the dig Joe makes at him.
“On its way. DoorDash says it’s 7 minutes out.”
“Did you get extra cream soup?”
“Yeah, of course.”
(yada yada some banter some cute shit wanted to describe them sitting in joes billion dollar custom renovated kitchen that i would stress out is 'modern and kitschy' with different shades of pink for accents)
He’s been making insane catch-and-runs, Joe reflects. Offers to his agent would be stacking up starting next year, his last year in his contract with Cincinnati.
“It would be easier.” Joe says, throat cramping. “If you want to trade.”
Ja’Marr’s hands stutter and his stupid little butter knife clatters to the table.
“What?”
Joe darts his eyes to the other man, a millisecond glance and he’s gazing back to his ice cream. The receiver’s voice had been harsh, choked up in surprise. Joe feels his insides curdle even worse.
“Just–” he starts, a mess of thoughts jumbled in his head, “if you wanted to. I would understand. Your stats are amazing. If Duke’s still gunning to be an idiot and wait for your contract to dry up before resigning, you can–”
Here he pauses. Saying things makes it real. Saying they’re not a championship level team made him want to gouge his eyes out. Saying how Ja’Marr could leave him would possibly end his life as he knows it.
But Ja’Marr deserves to know Joe won’t hold him back. He refuses to. So:
“If you want, you can sign up for free agency. Next season.”
Well.
Ja’Marr’s face is heartbreaking to see. Joe feels the corner of his mouth drag down, his eyes are fucking burning, his throat is closing up, his hands are clammy, his ears are ringing, his neck is cold but his head is on fire.
“Do you–” Ja’Marr starts, but his voice is cracking, so he has to start over again. He’s scrunching his eyes shut and his mouth is quivering and Joe feels like he’s clumped up dirt under a needlessly expensive boot.
Twice this season now he’s caused Ja’Marr to look like this. At least this time he’s not pushing him physically, but with the way Ja’Marr’s trembling all over this might just be worse. God, Joe can’t even blame being in Kansas City for this. This time, Ja’Marr isn’t hiding from the thousands of eyes scrutinizing him from the bleachers, from across the field, from the houses of unknown fans through LED screens. The agony is clear in the widening of his eyes and the curl of his mouth and the crack of his voice.
“Do you not want me?”
Just the barest whisper like Ja’Marr’s vocal cords has up and left. Joe feels insane thinking of the heart-clenching anymore? Ja’Marr doesnt say.
Joe’s mouth falls open but no sound comes out. There isn’t a single universe in the hypothetical collection of potentially diverse multiverses Joe believes in, that a Joe Burrow wouldn’t want Ja’Marr Chase to stay by his side. But would saying this to the other be right?
He takes too long to answer. Ja’Marr’s face shuts down, going cold.
“Wow, okay, fuck you.”
Joe flinches back at the viciousness of the curse. He has never once in his life been the direct recipient of Ja’Marr’s brand of tiger claws defense, teeth sharp, no mercy.
“I cannot believe you. I thought we were fine now! We’re on the same page again! I leave that contract bullshit behind, you fixed your anxiety over your wrist, but, what, another fucking shitty pick and you don’t think I got it anymore? Fucking free agency, shut your stupid fucking mouth, Joe Burrow, before I do something I regret.”
Joe’s hands automatically flashes to settle the plates rattling when Ja’Marr abruptly stands up and slams his hands to the table. He’s looking up at him now, still sitting down on the bright pink stool in his billion dollar kitschy kitchen with Ja’Marr Chase looming over him in fury.
“I followed you here! To fucking Ohio. I hated the idea of even stepping foot in this state before I fell in love with this fucking city! I did it because of you! I have said multiple fucking times that I’m not leaving you. I said to the fucking media that you were like a god to me, are you fucking kidding me? I bullshitted my way through all those disgusting interviews trying not to say the wrong thing and still having people say I’m stalking you or some shit because I can’t help word-vomitting over you! I have been this fucking close–”
Ja’Marr shoots his right hand up right in the space between them, pressing his thumb and pointer finger so close the skin whitens.
“–to saying to fucking Hobs that I’m ass over tits in love with you! And now you’re telling me it’ll be alright if I leave? That it'll be easier? Just because, what, this stingy ass poverty franchise doesn’t know how to handle its players unless they’re you? That we keep losing even when you throw fucking bullets and I run across the entire fucking field from endzone to the endzone for 60 points? Joe Lee Burrow, I swear if I loved you less I would kill you.”
Ja’Marr finishes his rant with another slam on the table like he needs one more outlet for his anger. He’s heaving breaths, tears running down his cheeks (god, no), face all twisted up. Through Joe’s frozen state, he could see Ja’Marr’s face pale rapidly as he fully realizes what he’s said. Mouth always running a full minute over his brain.
God.
Joe stands wobbly quick when Ja’Marr stumbles around the table towards the kitchen doors.
For all that Joe unashamedly lies over how fast he is–(’i am fast, ja’marr. I can outrun you.’ ‘be so for real right now.’)–he can never outpace Ja’Marr. But for this one thing–this one thing–Joe slams against a blurring Ja’Marr and uses the momentum and extra inches and pounds he’s got over the man to cage him against the nearby fridge.
Ja’Marr yelps as his back rattles against the fridge doors, magnets and receipts and photos and post-it notes not trapped between him and the door fall to the floor. One of those brightly colored humanoid magnets slam against Joe’s left toe. A polaroid of Joe and his Mom somehow balances perfectly right on top of Ja’Marr’s head before fluttering away when Ja’Marr shakes his head in furious disbelief. His beanie had fumbled off his head in the initial tackle, lying on the ground right next to Joe’s right foot.
Joe’s left hand is pinning his man’s right shoulder against the fridge door, hips flushed against him, a leg between his thighs, right arm tucked against the side of Ja’Marr’s waist, face right up against each other like every other overly enthusiastic helmet slam in the field after a ridiculous yard run–but there’s no helmet this time, and there’s no reason for Joe to hide how his eyes slide down the length of Ja’Marr’s face to his lips, letting his gaze linger deliberately long.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?!” Ja’Marr blusters, cheeks going deep red, eyes pinballing widely over Joe’s own features (to his lips even! how exciting.), hands curling on each of Joe’s elbows with his nails biting down through the thick fabric of his sweatshirt over his skin. “What, are you going to hit me? Break my heart? You already did, asswipe, no need to be an annoying overachiever this time! Get off of me, I swear–”
“I don’t want you to go. I never want you to leave. Ever.” Joe cuts him off brutally. Let this be the firmest truth he’s ever said in his life. “I asked you to come here. I always want to play football with you. I always want random midnight DoorDash dinners with you. You keep saying insane shit about me in interviews, have you heard me talk about you? The last KC presser I had to hold back saying I hurt you in front of 50 people sitting down with their laptops open looking at me like I’m a bug to study. I have never been normal about you. You drive me insane, stop staring at me with those cow eyes. Who the fuck lies about dressing their friends up in magazine interviews? And that fucking photoshoot! Were you planning on killing me? Tee sends me your Instagram training pics from back in May like once a week to torture me! I nearly blocked his ass, Ja’Marr, shut up.”
(like. i want the speech to be more?? idk more emotional in the confessional aspect but alas i don't know how to write shit out)
Ja’Marr looks back at him wide-eyed. He hasn’t really said anything throughout Joe’s turn of ranting, but even so Joe needs him to shut up, genuinely. This beautiful, beautiful man doesn’t know Joe loves him. Stupid. Stupid.
“Ja’Marr.” Joe says, low and hoarse. He slides his hands up to cup at his cheeks now that Ja’Marr isn’t pushing his weight back at him. The wetness of his cheeks from his previous tears seeps into Joe’s skin. “I love you.”
“Oh, wow.” Ja’Marr just says back, hoarse and dumb. This man, Joe swears.
Whatever.
Joe kisses him hard and gets dizzy with it. Ja’Marr chokes in surprise, but gets with the program quick enough.
The side of his nose presses against Ja’Marr’s, he’s biting at his bottom lips, his lashes brush against the cold wetness of his cheeks, his hands press hard against the side of Ja’Marr’s neck and he feels like he can count each heartbeat against the tender skin of his wrists pasted to Ja’Marr’s jugular.
“Hi,” he murmurs over his man’s lips, heart feeling so fucking full.
Ja’Marr laughs against his lips incredulously, eyes screwed shut and lips stretched stupid wide. The prettiest thing Joe’s ever seen in his life. Insanely, he feels that if he were to play all 12 games of the season left this morning right after separating himself from Ja’Marr, he’d throw over 300 yards each. Things love could fuel you to do–winning a championship of a sport he’s thrown his entire heart in, with a man who’s gripped it tight since he knew how to throw it to him too.
“Dumbass,” Ja’Marr murmurs back, nudging his nose to Joe’s for the softest nose kiss Joe has ever experienced, “hi to you too.”
ok bye
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Either 2-D is thinking, or he has a slight headache, it's a bit hard to tell lol
Whipped up this at the last minute around midnight, and I was surprised on how quick I finished lmaooo
I also just wanted to show off his nails more 💅✨
Also, happy anniversary to the Plastic Beach album!
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CS WEEKLY #2 BABY! Oh yeah two part opener. Also ummmm its still Saturday right?? Haha...I'm late.
ANYWAY HERE WE GOOOO
How. did they not hear her in there lmaooo
If Player was tracking her altitude as well can you imagine what he thought when she suddenly plummeted from a plane wheeze
I love the "I don't have a parachute" line 1/ its so black sheep. its so cute 2. YOU DIDN'T??? THINK OF THAT??
gay people. also glad el topo got over his fear of heights with his bf around
tigress meowing and flailing around whe gray kicks her out of the helicopter is the funniest fucking thing also can helicopters even get to heights that you can parachute from? I guess so
black sheep is so lucky cracker was the last one to jump can you imagine she just grabs tigress by the shoulders or something
POV you have a parachute
I LOVE THE HANDHELDISH CAMERA AS THEY DROP OUT OF SCREEN AND THEN IT FOLLOWS THEM DOWN AS THEY SPIRAL AND ZOOMS THATS MY FAVORITE ANIMATION STYLE EVER
here starts my gripe (well publicly) with gina rodriguez for being a mediocre voice actor imo. like black sheep, plummeting at maximum velocity and only clinging on my her fingertips to safety: um don't let go :/
gray sounds like such an older brother wheeze WHAT'LL MOM AND DAD DO WHEN THEY FOUND OUT U SNUCK OUT WITH ME
also black sheep is so funny. who cares >:) I'll be long gone WHERE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING. also, at this point she isn't trying to defect. what is she going to do? steal something? that seems like a good way to get forever grounded, stealing something random without authority
the little "uhg" scoff black sheep does. she's such a teenager
what is emitting THAT MUCH LIGHT FROM THAT ARCHWAY
chickens do fly, cleo, chickens do fly
mime bomb is so funny its such a shame they couldnt have him in season 2 because they couldn't get his voice actor back
ohhh i forgot they did the title card after the ominous cleaners thing i love that so much
CASABLANCA!!!! SHE IS IN MOROCCOOOO also my headcanon is that casablanca was the first movie carmen ever saw when she escaped vile. I HAVE PROOF TOO she references the movie in TSONTS so hah.
i hope she still has that picture she took
all these doorways are blindingly lighted
ALL OF BLACK SHEEP'S BRAINCELLS RUBBING TOGETHER TO COME UP WITH A REASON SHE'S AT THIS RANDOM ASS DIGSITE
carmen was a dinosaur kid confirmed
i LOVE how she jumps down the ramp its so. shes such a kid
i like how black sheep is characterized- doesn't care about stealing, finds it like a game, interested in reward and loves the risk. i just...find it hard to believe that one guy changed her mind completely from 15 years or whatever of conditioning from VILE. idk. i guess i understand how seeing some guy almost die at the hands of your brother figure would shake you up but carmen puts her WHOLE pussy into taking down VILE after that one five minute conversation
THERE'S NO EXPRESSION ON HER FACE AS THE DIGSITE GUY TALKS TO HER AT ALLL ITS SO FUCKING FUNNYY shes just like brrrrrrrr ohg i have morals now...
i love the order of black sheep going "gray must have cut the power" then thinking about it and being like hmmm and THEN realizing that it must be the caper
i love the way le chevre runs up that wall
IM DYING
why did le chevre??? climb up that wall and then....use the rope...to jump down again.... i mean i know it was for the dramatic split kick to knock out the guards but STILL
the blown kiss ahag
OKAY ANYONE ELSE SUPER CONFUSED BY WHERE EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING OKAY WAIT
it shows us super up close le chevre and tigress taking out guards and workers but then??
WAY UP THERE??
why are they so far away??? the eye of vishnu is right next to black sheep?? or wat no it was far away but then el topo stole it and tunneled...further away? but closer to BS?? why did he do that and not just go offsite to get away? im so confused
also i love that digsite guy sees black sheep confronting the thief and goes wow she must be working with them not that he was wrong but
very strange that graham is sort of...the muscle? like he turns out the lights but this time he's also sort of a bodyguard for the gem
as much as I complained about it earlier the moment of realization for black sheep hits so hard
also what was tigress doing up there. did she kill all those people or what because if they left no witnesses did they just. leave a whole digsite full of people dead. like they totally killed Digsite Guy after Black Sheep got chloroform'd right
why did they need to many people for this job wheeze what was le chevre doing there either...its. idk
also she did NOT protect the face HAH
"gray" *smacks him with the stick*
they should have let carmen attempt to hit people violently with a stick more often because she failed so bad it was hilarious
the chloroforming is such a cool thing the cleaners do. like. i know its cliche but the fight way later on in season 4 is so much scarier because carmen is so weakened. i'll get to the parallels of that scene with this one way down the line in s4 tho
the added animation of carmen and gray gently rocking as the train stops/starts is my FAVORITE DETAIL EVER
oh fuck i forgot they do let carmen hit gray violently with a stick later on in the ep nevermind
OKAY HEY JACKIE AND I FOUND OUT (via CS Dream's big analysis video) THAT THEY CHANGED GRAY'S EXPRESSION POST-RELEASE IN THE GRADUATION SCENE? SO HERE'S THAT HE USED TO BE SMILING
The absolute delicious irony of Shadow-san being the one to say "No one or thing must stand int he way of achieving our goals" when HE brought Carmen back OH MY GODD
"you've earned your place at our elite table" all of season two's VILE arc entirely disproves that
evil evil evil evil evil evil evil ev
that sneer carmen let's lose when she repeats "evil" is so fucking good they almost never let her be that expressive or disdainful again
also the lean forwards as she says her entire upbringing was a lie is so. idk. almost intimate? she doesn't say it nonchalantly, sitting back and sneering. she leans forward. its important to her.
"steal lives" could be the worst decision the show had to make due to the young rating. but also consider: its funny carmen is going on about how her life was a lie and how crime causes irreparable harm and then she goes STEALING LIVES
anyone else forget chase exists every time they watch this episode. ALSO HEY. SHOUT OUT TO MOTIFS BECAUSE CARMEN'S THEME AND CHASE'S THEME ARE SO DISTINCT AND ARGEHGGSHDSHGRHGWH BARK THEY'RE SO GOOD THEY REPETITIVE HEAVY BRASS OF CHASE'S THEME BRAZENLY ANNOUNCING HIM IS SUCH A GOOD DECISION
the hood flying off of the car i mentioned it in my last cs weekly post but. its so funny
they get to that point so fast the steals from other thieves thing. i dream to see a mystery unveiling of that but only in my fanfic dreams
did he ever hang up on her or did she just hear him kick the door and then distantly commandeer a plane
he's so sinister about "your name" like why was that so menacing girl
carmen putting on that confident mask after crackle crackles on the crackle rod
someone's already mentioned brunt's bone-crushing hug foreshadowing and just. ough.
when black sheep comes back to the island and coach hugs her there are to uniformed students in the back...i wonder if thats the new class or if they're leftover from last year? because black sheep says she's all alone
girl it wasn't an escape attempt you didn't want to defect from VILE the first time
i love the raindrop running down her face like a tear when she decides to leave the dolls
ITS BEEN LIKE A YEAR WHY ARE THEY STILL TALKING ABOUT BLACK SHEEP'S PHONE
i like the detail of black sheep looking up before its revealed that she hid in the ceiling
strudelhaus of dusseldorf
"strange people have been answering your phone" i wonder if player ever talked with the faculty jshagjhfad
player's like OH YEAH YOURE A CRIMINAL and then shes like yeah but not like that and hes just like oh ok sure. cool
RITAAAA
i love the precursor to the comm earrings
maelstrom and booker give ex energy
the type of physical comedy they use with carmen saying that she has to be undetected and then showing mime bomb watch her say it is so fucking funny and so fucking underutilized
ALSO WITH CARMEN SAYING SHHH QUIET TO A MIME
i also like the detail of mb throwing the flower away
that animation of bs's hair as she whips around at mb is so cool
also the gag of mb running in place he's so funny
OKAY hi i'm obsessive but the details of both here and in the boston episode (carmen's first caper) bs/carmen is OUT OF BREATH when she's running but she isn't in later episodes WE CAN SEE HER GET IN SHAPE AS SHE DOES CAPERS isnt that cool???
the music picking up as black sheep races towards the elevator!!
HI OLD WITWICS THEME MUSIC IN THE ELEVATOR <3333
this is an underrated scene i think. of course later there's the physical "passing on of the hat" from rita to gina but this conversation is kind of...that. the old from the new. idk its really cool :)
"my you've grown" you saw her last year and she looked exactly the same
i like to think that black sheep realized she was being a dick to cookie booker after the eye of vishnu heist because idk. you know what its a cool little development moment
she looks so happy about the apology being accepted its so sweet <3 i mean. she does steal from her seconds after but
does she switch the hard drive as cookie exits or when they shake?? has to be when she exits but how the hell did she do that
RED LIGHTING!!!! we gotta know carmen's gonna come out on top now <33 ALSO the coat!!! the coatttttt
i adore how black sheep slumps down in the muck defeated and screaming no she's so dramatic about it
its like she dies
THE RED LIGHT ON THE SWORD GGRR R RBARK BRBWERB BARK CS COLOR THEORY HE'S ACTUALLY HELPING HER THE WHOLE TIME
THE SKID AS BS BACKPEDALS WHEN SHE SEES BOOKER IS SO COMEDICALLY PERFECT
CARMEN'S THEME GOING OFF FOR THE FIRST TIME (WHILE WE SEE HER AS BLACK SHEEP) WHEN SHE SEES RITA'S OG COAT AND HAT IS MY FAVORITE ITS SO GOOD AGHHH
how those stilts are staying in the shoes i will never know
also we never see those stilts again, kinda sad :( woulda been cool to have an operative who used em
the arrivederci imitation was SO BALLSY
cookie after the kid she made up with and gave life advice ties her up and shoves her in a closet five minutes later:
i love the shot of carmen running down the beach towards the boat in the coat from far away
realizing that shadow-san came directly from cutting the heli wires when he told the cleaners to prep air support...
captain was super ready to straight up shoot bs with a spear gun
THAT RUN AND JUMP WITH THE STILTS AND HEELS? I DONT THINK SO
also the look of regret when she knocks out the captain like maybe she wishes she could apologize to him too..
i like that boris seems to have a bit of a soft spot for black sheep- both of them, actually
OH MY GOD THE WIRES BEING RED TOO this sounds like "WHAT COLOR IS THE DOOR AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN" but i swear to god its intentional its theory its
shadowsan, barreling at the boat with a sword out: this surely looks friendly and approachable, and i should keep the sword up though i am much too far away from anyone who could stop me
do you think they have a driving class on vile island but bs was too young to take it or
anime protag?
again. the score is so good RELEASE AN OST RELEASE IT
black sheep. he cant hear you
THE VICTORIOUS USE OF HER THEME AS SHE DRIVES AWAY IT KILLS MEEE
carmen presses the arrow key to call player
the tenderness and relief in her voice as she tells him she made it out absolutely kills me every time. also player being comparatively nonchalant when he answers because he doesnt know how dangerous vile really is yet..
player u already triangulated her position like 8 months ago when she got off the first time but ok
also shocked carmen didnt figure that out herself after they landed in MOROCCO? CASABLANCA, MOROCCO BY HELICOPTER?? what other islands were there????
anyway
pulled her name from a hat
also. her theme again. yes i will keep pointing out themes and motifs
the only thing about the cs artstyle is...those 3/4 profiles. yikes.
chase looks great 👍 also where the hell did he land that thing
i find gray's orders to kill carmen if she didn't come home surprising, seeing as for the rest of the damn series they try to just capture her
carmen took all that time to say her name HE LITERALLY COULD HAVE JUST KILLED YOU your last words could have been "i told you i go b"
this fight is actually really fun. the arcs of electricity as gray smashes down on where her head was three seconds earlier, their physical strength grappling to keep the other away as carmen figure out how to disarm him
god the setup for the finale with this fight right at the very start. i KNOW it wasnt supposed to be setup but it is now
oh wait she doesnt hit him with a stick she kicks him. shit. nevermind. still a cool ass kick tho
they don't ever protect the face. PAPER STAR DOES THOUGH ACTUALLY she's cool
that must have hurt her knee so bad snapping the crackle rod. the metal crackle rod
SEE HERE NOW PLAYER BEING CONCERNED OVER HER DISAPPEARANCE
THE WAY SHE LOOKS BACK AND DISAPPEARS BEHIND THE POLE MWAHG CHEFS KISS
also chase is so funny too
julia's still so polite to him </3 u dont have to be girl
ive never noticed players little pat of the hard drive when he talks about the entries that was cute
cs does a pretty good job of transition sentences between episodes. this one mentions indonesia, indonesia mentions ecuador, ecuador mentions the vermeers, so on and so forth
its almost like...you'll always have paris...right? riiight
they literally only use "red-eye" because it has red in it i love it <3
and we've set up acme!!! ahhh this is good
AND THE CUT TO BLACK WITH THE MUSIC MMM
okay. solid episode <333333 sorry it was so late. BYE NOW!
p.s. ah yes, vile "never leave a witness" and also "hide in plain sight" crime organization...makes sense
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mr my friend tony I have a recipe book with a very cute lemons cover design on it that i want to fill out. will u gift me a recipe to write in it! could be anything :3
ok but u better send me a picture of this recipe book cuz it sounds adorable
so last year I had a recipe for dill-tomato soup pinned to my blog so here's that one
(ingredient amounts are loosey goosey, adjust to taste)
a good bunch of on-the-vine or hothouse tomatoes (not roma!)
a bunch of green onions
2-3 onions (i usually do 1 yellow 1 purple)
3-5 carrots
1 or 2 bell peppers
handful of cloves of garlic
1 carton of vegetable broth or bullion
fresh dill
heavy cream (or something of that sort)
honey
Chop the bigger vegetables up into large chunks (quarter the onions, break the carrots in thirds, etc) but don't cut the tomatoes. put all the vegetables in a large oven-safe dish and roast for about 45-60 minutes at like 350°ish. Once they're out, throw them in a blender/processor until they're good and pureed. pour the puree in a pot and add the fresh dill and vegetable broth and warm it up. (if you have an immersion blender, you can use it here to make sure the soup is extra smooth, but if you don't that'll be fine, it'll just be a little chunkier than normal tomato soup.)
when serving, garnish with a good amount of cream and drizzle honey over the top. maybe a little extra dill for appearance. but Do Not Forget The Cream And Honey. They Make A Huge Difference.
HOWEVER i have shared that recipe before. So I'm also gonna share a new fry sauce recipe I picked up from a dive bar last week. Me and my friend stopped by for a quick lunch and the fries were SO good and the fry sauce was just so ✨✨✨ that we even had the bartender ask the chef how it's made. The ingredients we were told were
kepchup
mayo
garlic powder
tapatio hot sauce
a little bit of barbecue
a squirt of liquid smoke
he seriously brought out the industrial, gallon sized bottle of liquid smoke to show us. he's like "THIS IS THE SECRET" lmaooo. but like it's so fucking good my friend even texted me like two days later that she was still thinking about them and she's not even half as food-minded as i am
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My unasked watch through of The Idol episode 2 *SPOILERS*
the warning has already made me even more nervous (yes i know there was a warning in the last episode, but this one is ehhhhhhhhhh)
i stg if he actually does do some dirty talking shit in this, i don't think i can finish. i get second hand embarrassment terribly
i do not like jane adams. like at all.
NOT THE EUPHORIA TEXT FONT LMAOOO COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW
ooh girl, he ain't picking up? oop
oooohhhhhhhhh, this is when her mother died. scratch what i said before then
wait, when did her mom die? she said she was inspired last night so that obviously means that this picks up the day after the events of last episode. I thought this was a flashback I'm so confused.
YOU STARTED THE SONG OFF WITH MOANING?????? GIRL YOU ARE NOT DONNA SUMMER
honestly the original version was great fck anyone who doesn't think it was
leia nodding to it like the bestie she is, YOU COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE HER
if that was me showing my team a new version of a song, i'd be standing there shitting bricks pls
00000000KKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY that was....some transition. at least the beginning scene ain't 20 minutes this time
damn i gotta mute this, my mom's in the other room lol
oh we're back cool
WHY IS NIKKI ALWAYS ATTACKING XANDER BACK OFF BITCH
managers/agents/record labels probably act like this in real life. if she don't like it, she don't like it. she's the one making you money dummy
LEIA SAY SOMETHING (i know she won't bc she's a shy girly) PLS
THIS MAN STILL ISN'T PICKING UP HIS PHONE GIRL YOU'RE BEING PLAYED
so Chaim is like the dad figure for her aww
why am i enjoying this
the new version of the song sounds like it could be played in step up with all that breathing. i can see them doing a chest pump with it Imao
"why'd you play them the song?" SHUT UP BRO YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANSWERING HER TEXTS WTF WERE YOU DOING????????
YOU'RE PHONE WAS ON SILENT PLS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BRO I CAN'T STAND YOU
we don't even know the passage of time because that damn studio has no windows BUT HE LEFT HIS PHONE ON FUCKING SILENT BRO
• i'm just typing angrily on my keyboard right now, this man has me so heated
if i was jocelyn, i would not have answered bc you just ghosted me after we had that good good and applesauce and NOW YOU WANNA TALK?
at least the scenes are progressing faster than the pilot
izaak is def...ya know💅🏿
DID HE JUST INTERRUPT HER?? AFTER SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT HIM FOR THE PAST FEW HOURS???
she said "i am the id babes" PERIOD
LET HER KEEP DOING IT SHE WANTS IT TO BE BETTER YOU BITCHES
she's obviously going through something and no one is sensing that
NIKKI YOU WERE THERE WHEN DYANNE WAS DOING THE DANCE HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS
Chaim really is a father figure to her awwwwwwwwwwww
THEY GOT A PI ON TEDROS LMAOOO THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHORE
I love DaVine she's so mother
NIKKI YOU BTICH
how can they shoot it if dyanne's not there?
please tell me the music video is coming out
NO THE FUCKING CAMERA ISN'T WORKING Y'ALL SHOULD'VE HAD SOMEONE ON TOP OF THIS WHAT WERE YOU DOING DURING THAT 15 MINUTE BREAK BRO?????
so instead of just cutting, they let her do the whole routine while the shot was OUT OF FOCUS??? I'd fight that director on the spot i'm so heated
it don't matter if i'm giving 110%, if i'm not seen yell cut and fix the shit
now she's gonna mess up again and they're gonna be on her ass bc she wants it to be perfect
the filmmaker in me is trembling in anger i'd light that damn set on fire
director? fired. dp? dropped. 1st ac? probably didn't do anything, but that's why the take is shitty so they're gone too
they need to call it a day bc she's literally hurting herself
HE HAS A SHOCK COLLAR ON IZAAK WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BRO
that $450,000 ain't worth her health
oh, she's breaking. end it for the day y'all, she's been pushed too much
of course this is gonna drive her into tedros' arms even more
PEP TALK HER INTO IT? NO SHE NEEDS TO GO HOME AND REST
DAVINE YOU'RE NOW MY FAVORITE CHARACTER BC SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT NONE OF THOSE BITCHES WOULDN'T BE THERE WITHOUT JOCELYN
it's kinda giving "black best friend", but i still fuck with it
oh SHUT UP NIKKI NO ONE LIKES YOU
OH FUCK YOU NIKKI YOU BITCH HOW DARE YOU JUST REPLACE HER
sam levinson loves his zoom ins and zoom outs
"hello angel" fuck off bro
DYANNE NO
DYANNE WHAT THE HECK BRO
are you sure you should be wearing heels babe?
at least he has transportation
what a beautiful chocolate man
NOW WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN SWIM IN THAT GIRLS POOL? WITH NOTHING ON?
ok but who's the black girl?
DO NOT CORRUPT MY INNOCENT GIRL LEIA WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS TEDROS
CHOLE WHO SAID YOU CAN TAKE A TOUR?
that wig was professionally done at the Tyler Perry School of Wigs lord FIX IT
WHAT IS CHLOE DOING?????
WHAT. IS. CHLOE. DOING.
wait, DID HE TELL CHLOE THE SAME THINGS?
okay, it's getting very wattpad/ao3 right now
or is chloe wanting to be her?
HIS MOANS........
thought the sex scenes would be worse than this tbh, but that isaac and leia one was a jumpscare ngl
MOVE IN? WHAT THE FUCK
chloe can play and sang baby
WHERE DID THE BLACK GIRL GO????
YES HARMONY
oh poor leia
but like seriously WHERE DID THE FUCKING BLACK GIRL GO?????????
my overall opinion of the episode: way better than the first. I didn't feel that it was dragging on at any point. the writing is still a little iffy, although I understand why some characters say certain things. Abel, babe, either the acting ain't it bc the script is off or he just can't act. Like there were points were I liked his acting, but then he'd do something that just deducted 10 points for me. Not to mention that last scene when they were at Jocelyn's house and he started talking dirty to her, I wanted to throw myself out the window bc it was giving Wattpad/AO3 vibes and not in a good way. Overall, I give this episode a 7/10. Do with that what you will.
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Alchemy of Souls, Part 1, Episode 2
Is our man Jang his son and the spell is put by the mage shifting right back or is the king still there I am confusion
The master whooshed away his force field with a wave of his hand like ‘enough of this nonsense’
LMAO that was so smooth and he’s protecting her eyes too! but I feel like that’s going to be found out quite quickly
can no one else see the soul shifting eyes 🤨 they’re under the same moonlight
But also I love them 😭✋
Jang’s enjoying this so much 😭 I love blondie !!!
talking so loudly when everyone’s on guard and anyone can hear you #protagonisttingz
I love her. Threatening to kill someone while also calling yourself cute is something I need to note down for future ✍️
I absolutely adore the comedy in this like it comes out of nowhere and it just hits 😂 like the ground actually started caving in.
‘why is your face down there?’ aggressively yanks her head up ‘it wasn’t intentional’ 😭💀
something about anyone having Jin in their names being drop dead gorgeous like look at Ms Spring!!!
why was she so surprised to see Jang Uk lol
the subtitles going ‘epic percussive music playing’ 😂
I knew it was that man standing beside her!!! (Ofc they did a fake out) but also wasn’t he around them like constantly. I think he was there near that weird cave where they kept her body too like I’ve seen him in the last episode!
ohhh they were engaged? spring queen and our winter boy? they look gorgeous 😭
blondie is truly my favourite person on this show rn. my city might be sweltering but go off summer!
I assumed she’d be with our wind guy? I forgot what his powers were I’m assuming he’s wind or autumn but I love that she was with Uk 😂 and they’re beefing
be careful when you kiss someone. he’s so real. and I guess that answers my why didn’t anyone else see that mark in her eyes in the same moonlight. they need to be at a kissing distance 💋 (I adore Uk)
look at them (or mostly him for now) helping each other.
oh he’s so real for breaking that dog but his ex is going to get his ass.
does no one else find his actions even remotely suspicious though 😭
now how did that master just slip off the stairs lmao but also I love it 😂
blondie giving us context and humour and giving our lil shape shifter adorable boops on the head. oh how i adore him
extreme cold and extreme heat can kill him (insert meme: bitch me too, the fuck) but also lmao @ him being the winter representative here
bae I know you’re saying you’re leaving but that’s the fastest way of ensuring you’ll be around him in the next 5 minutes
lmao he’s talking in pout, all in pain and adorable and our girl is scarfing a chicken leg and asking for fireworks. #thatsmyotpnow
my girl said I’d sell your amulet for a piece of chicken!
now we’ve got another person eyeing that amulet 😭 sneaky people are kind of the worst
they did a face reveal for her teacher as if we’d know who that is
everybody looks so serious and i can’t follow a single thing like who is this king? why is her master here? who is that gorgeous lady? why does the authoritative guy look like he’s wearing a suit?
the old man is the biggest Songrim stan lol, love that for him
one thing about period dramas (the way I’ve only seen 2 💀) the king is always a little helpless in situation like why does the buzz cut guy already have an upper hand. well not buzzcut but a cut I guess
oh even she doesn’t know how he looks
love when the audience has additional intel but also hate it because now we see people being dumb or walking into traps.
is he actually just going to give him that sword so casually
LMAOOO he did. along with a menacing not yet ??? hmmm 🤨🤨🤨
whoever this lady is that stole the amulet from naksu is so beautiful but I think she’s walking to her death 😭
I think the other lady saved her from getting her eyes detected by pulling her away
well at least she knows
well she’s not getting that body back
IS SHE DOING THE MATH IS SHE ABOUT TO RECOGNISE THE DEVIOUS TEACHER?
oh she put that together so fast #thatsmygirl but also that ensures she won’t fall in any traps #real
how was she the only one left. my lil baby 😭💔💔💔
WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS IN THE OPEN BALCONY where anyone can see them?! like what if someone’s watching !?! 😭
I knew she’d get zapped
ahh both of their hopes are breaking ( I recently saw a tv show with veteran actors and maybe they can learn subtlety from this show because see how they didn’t overdo it and I got exactly what they wanted to say!!! Catch this stray aditi rao hyadri)
Uk ‘then go for’ subtitles: melancholy music playing
the way this is the same Netflix that also doesn’t translate other languages in tv shows sometimes and here we get music subtitles. 😂
harmonious music playing. I’m a hoe for flute !!!
I feel like he’s going to save her but also she isn’t dying just because he told her to because of his frustration 💀 she really wanted to die as a warrior. let’s see where this goes though. I actually didn’t think she’d do it. Naksu fight back !!!
OKAY SWORD !!! go off
the way she was casually settling in the water and the sword was like show time bitches 🗡️
I thought it was a lake??? this place is giving sea, river and tributary at the same time
I love him being funny as hell as soon as she wakes up. Oh wow and being crafty! he got someone to hide her soul shifting eye marks!?
pensive music playing
I did not see that coming. I thought when she mentioned herbs she was going to make him unconscious not poison him ☠️
oh he’s red red
this poor man has to go through all of this to unlock his energy that his dad blocked and that’s on daddy issues 😔 honestly not daddy issues, like daddy created this issue. why did that man make it his mission to do this to his son
don’t reveal yourself sister !!!
they loved him enough to open it
how connected does he feel to her already like he’s been going around trying to save her a little too emotionally #real
why did they just leave her alone chilling on the ropes like that ??? they do not care about security here. 😭
Alchemy of Souls, Part 1 Episode 3
just threw him in the air like that. these people are so 💀
but also is that his baby or the king’s like I’m so confused rn
A demon baby 🤨
The songrim guy looked cute as hell in the flashback but am I just supposed to ignore that he did this to Uk
I knew he’d take responsibility for her actions but like how are we going to go unscathed from this? surely someone’s going to keep an eye out for selener 👁️
oh I guess they’re just dropping this matter with a yell for now
lmao the way his caretaker’s mouth literally dropped open when he said mu deok goes with him too
why did I realise I was recapping episode 3 already. how did I not notice clicking next 😭😭😭
the way the take they did with her rn, most of her injuries were gone 💀
songrim, turns dramatically, ‘I can’t even look at them rn’ sir you yeeted a baby!!! this baby !!!
The ribbon on Uk’s hair is adorable
Autocorrect stop showing me the Union Jack everytime I write uk challenge
he says get up, she gets up #real
uh oh the eyes
the caretaker having to carry her on her back LMAOOO and him piggybacking on his friend 😭
the old man having lost ten years of his life and energy because of mu deok and uk’s shenanigans 😭 cutie
Him asking Songrim to get him some wine oh i stan him !!! Songrim’s so dramatic like yes he wants some wine, he’s tired and cold, stop the side eye!
‘why would there be wine in my office’ ‘oh it’s right there, you drink it when you get lonely’ LMAO get him
does anyone have a gif of Songrim screaming I DO NOT GET LONELY!!!
did he like Do Hwa too?! is this why he’s soft on Uk? 😭 besties stop liking the same woman challenge
LMAO the old man literally pushed him away and took the jar of wine 😂
uncle and nephew got a wine chugging problem. also I’d assumed Songrim was our autumn boy’s uncle. got that wrong. at least he’s trying to piece her story together
run dangu run!!
classic is she breathing let me put my ears to her nose scene !!! (my never letting Mr queen references go ass is LIVING) 😭💔
songrim well is kinda laid back on punishments
awww a little callback moment. she did the same to him and now he’s also whispering next to her face how she’s the only one who risked something for him
they’re so adorable every 3 seconds my dumbass wants to yell KISS!
pupil master, servant master (weird power imbalance romance angle but we move !!!)
a contract that says they’ll separate. we know how that goes ;)) im being so cocky for someone whose going to sob if they actually walk in different directions
lmao him pouting I will respect your decision to abandon me
the bad guy’s lair door is giving worli painting
I love when bad guys lie to each other. To be fair the mark was not on her shoulder.
so he backstabbed his great mage magician teacher. is that what we’re learning 🤨
the spirit plaque is missing and y’all are not looking for it 😭
I love this because I once read a fanfic where the main character time travels but ends up in the wrong body and they had the same problem where their new body that they were not expecting was kinda terrible 😂
AAH I love their training day 1 so much. But also it’s so public, what if someone saw y’all 😭
proud of the actors for doing all of this on what appears to be rocks because my knees would’ve left this planet
songrim and ms kim dissing each other by pointing out how they’re both in or were in love with uk’s parents enough to stay single for 20 yrs
LMAO he really said when Jang (UK’s father) said he liked acorn jelly she climbed the trees like a squirrel 🐿️😭
kind of feel bad for Songrim, he’s gotta be the bad guy for a reason
I love Ms Kim 💀
I adore the wine loving blush on his cheeks old man master
LMAO I’m kinda loving the flipping of how initially he was playing around with innuendoes and getting her flustered and now he’s flustered. to be fair she is undressing him extremely fast 💀😭
is she gonna steal some extra energy
old man with blush is slay but he’s a little too nonchalant with leaving his energy in Uk
them spying on Yul (autumn 🍁) guy 💀😭 honestly if he’s that good he should probably know they’re spying
lmao I love Uk I thought he’d be offended that she’d touch Yul but he’s offended that he was deemed easy 😭
the earrings on blondie. he’s such a baddie. Does he have the it girl fancams??? he should!
blondie is me I am blondie we’re both amused at these two
lmao his dramatic ass coughing and holding his stomach
lmao he’s still mad at the medicine stealing goats, honestly I’d be too! goats are a little too devious
the locations are so beautiful
not the jugs of wine, nay, GALLONS of wine. master heo, we stan!
oh that beautiful swanky Jin lady was Ms Spring’s mother. should’ve guessed. they’re gorgeous and so is their eyeliner
lmao it even took me a second to realise she dead ass said she wished her sister was alive so she could’ve married anyone she wanted, in front of her MOTHER 😭✋
Ms Spring’s gonna marry Yul isn’t she
girl you’re about to get caught at this rate be serious
dangu (summer) hanging from the shelf about to fall asking if mu deok is okay a #real man!
dangu is such a cutie. look at him making them work together lmao a #shipper
girl please protect your eyes!!! don’t let your guard down
subtitles: whimsical music playing
their ears are so red 😭
LMAO she’s so 😭💀
I love when people declare love with ulterior motives. It just happened in Link too. All my girl wants is to touch Yul’s stomach 😭✋
at least he’s smart and got it. at the same time girl PROTECT YOUR EYES
she got her whistle back
she was so pretty as a child. the actress is a cutie but also she has similar eyes to mu deok!!! it was all fate (me deluding myself with 2 hrs of sleep watching this)
is he going to find out she’s naksu too
he’s a pretty man
hehehe master heo is drunk. he’s so cute being carried like that 😭🫶
LMAO look at uk being the one who gets the breath technique
she’s so cute trying to do this swap but aww that whistle means so much to her and she’s insisting it’s useless to her. my bb 🥺
yeah I’m fully team ukdeok (I’ll have to check the ship name sorry!) But Yul pulling her hand to his stomach with the whistle moved something in me
i guess something moved in uks stomach too
I love she kinda tells the truth casually all the time 😂
at least he remembers the eyes!
he’s adorable
this man is wearing a hanbok (?) but it always looks like a boss man suit. he’s got a cute laugh
ohhh him and Yul are on the same level
poor Uk man, born as chaos and has to go through all of this by no choice of his own
a complete nobody with that much grace? I don’t think so
like they said he should be a complete nobody and he walked in like a baddie
dangu looks so proud 😭
this got so extreme so fast
my man keeps getting beaten and punished I’m so tired. Dangu gets it ! Yul kinda gets him too I guess
okay I know this is really dumb to expect in dramas but this is right after Link and I need adults to just be honest sometimes. he’s 20! let him know about his destiny or whatever his dad warned like let him know!
Especially about his survival
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They look soooo good!! Very aesthetic and very pleasing to look at!! Wait Barou and yuki ones would look so nice….can’t wait to see them once you write for them!! Also omg NOEL NOA!!! Ik we talked briefly about your ideas for writing for him that’ll be exciting whenever you get to it!!
REAL 90% of my knowledge of it is from the memes KARASU AS THE FUCKING DONKEY AND CANTTTT LMFAOOOOOO wait I totally forgot gojos also that tall the crossover is insane!!!
LMAOO omg have fun!! Also more importantly STAY SAFE SHDHSJSDOSISN manifesting you meet a hottie and not a snottie!!! Do fill me in on any Mira lore developments though but the encounter that inspired the kiyora fic would actually have me shitting myself in the moment
NO FRRR like there was no basis for that first fight the one in the manga shows the beginnings of their hate relationship ughhhhh I can only pray they’ll somehow add it back in somewhere like they did with the English learning scene in s1….
They better not make Barou look ugly like the first half of s1 please all the animation budget can’t just go to sae PLEASEEE im also very excited to see the nagi Barou Karasu interaction that’ll be so funny
LMAOA TRUE I was excluding your long series fics since those are huge but wait that’s also kinda interesting I would’ve assumed you having a fall slump would mean it’d last through the winter somehow but it being limited to just fall is genuinely intriguing LOL
Ykw is crazy I have a friend who refuses to watch bllk because they don’t like the art and thinks their eyes are too big but they’re a die hard fan of OP and it’s like their fav thing ever and when they told me they didn’t like bllk because of the art style my jaw fell to the floor like HUH???? Whatever I guess but also same!! I can get past the animation but if the art style to begin with isn’t my type then I won’t bother LMAOOO hollyhock rin and aegislash isekai rep so real yeah I’ve never once touched isekai I just know of the meme of getting hit by a truck
OH YEAH wait I lowk forgot which part of it it’s from but I’m pretty certain it’s in the egoist bible day before the u20 match things he definitely smoked tokimitsu about that LMAO yuki being perfect IS the beef Karasu fr would be like “you’re too extraordinary at everything which averages out you’re like ordinarily extraordinary so basically you’re just ordinary boooo”
Kaneshiro callout pt. 2 if you’re reading this PLEASEEEE more character dynamics I beg….
WAITTT I fear rseu needs to be your next pet project after everything that’s in line right now the premise of this is too funny him actively wanting to meddle and everyone being like wtf is he actually Cupid oooh this is too good….
SHSHSHSBS FR like ougghhh sorry yuki but you mean you don’t expect me to fall for the sassy smart mouth tall dude whose job is literally to protect people hahahahahhha errr yeah honestly that’s literally me everytime I decide to branch out and just read some works for other characters the minute they mention Karasu as a side character it’s over for me it usually goes like “wait this author knows of Karasu’s existence??? But chose not to write for him??? Maybe I should put them on Karasu propaganda…” as if I ever interact but yeah anyways LFMAOAO OPPS AS SIDE CHARACTERS yk we’re safe when Isagi enters the ring bonus points if we have the whole gang with Kaiser ness itoshi (ok but lowk where are we on this one atp those TikToks have me kinda lost) I can also maybe get by with Barou staying but Karasu is an absolute no that’s literally me reading hollyhock HIORI LMFAOOO THE OTOYA SLANDER real but lowk I see the vision I can see him taking Inumakis place!!
I can’t believe it’s basically November I could’ve sworn it was just June….ok well our convos certainly aren’t helping you then LMAOAO I swear every exchange we have a new fic idea this is bad maybe we need to shut up more when it comes to ideas OTOYA BFB STILL IN THE LEAD??? I remember you mentioning it was gaining some traction before but damn s2 REALLY doing otoya wonders you’re serving the community too (ofc it’s saes seabird too smh but I mean even I really enjoyed seabird as a non sae fan so I guess I can’t blame them LMAOAA Saes popularity despite barely being animated up until now is still kinda crazy to me though like clearly if it were just because of manga readers we’d have more Karasu fics too right….)
LMAOA we’re truly just linked up all the time from illness to online time but KEEP THEM COMING I love watching these I’ll never say no to a tiktok compilation!!!
BAROUUUU wait it’s this editor I think they made one of the nagi ones you sent last time!! Ugh this one eats but also so real Barou nation rise up…
CARELESS WHISPER I LAUGHED JUST BECAUSE OF ALL THE MEMES BUT SO TRUE!!! Majestic model man yuki matches the vibe perfectly I can’t get over the audio though since it’s been so overused in memes
THE SMIRK AXFUALLY HAD ME FOLDING 8bit did yuki justice thank god…he actually looked sooo cool in the latest ep I feel like the vibes kinda match the rough and tough yuki vibe we talked about before! The smirk is doing things to me ugh bllk s2 ep4 (it is four right) you’ll never be forgotten
- Karasu anon
YAYYY i’m glad you like them 🤩 omg i knowww the barou one with the red is going to look fire and yuki with a warm dark orange too…does noel noa have a character color?? i might end up using the french flag and color picking the blue from it if he doesn’t 😭
KARASU AS THE DONKEY just imagine him looking absolutely miserable wearing a pair of donkey ears thirdwheeling otoya and i (jk i would end up leaving otoya for karasu TBH giving him a taste of his own medicine call that reparations #facts)
WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT IT’S HOTTIES ONLY!! let me meet kiyora himself this time 😭 or better yet yukimiya/karasu 🙏🏻 i think we’re doing jell-o shots at the pregame so idk if safety will be in the cards LMAOOO but fun definitely will be!! i will definitely keep you updated (and you should also lmk what you’re doing for the holiday if you celebrate hehe do you have costume plans or anything??)
ig the good thing is they definitely can’t cut the second fight because that’s when shidou gets electrocuted (this saturday i think!!) so we’ll at least see that but yeah maybe they’ll put it in a flashback or something…it’s just kind of a weird shift LMAOO we had to sacrifice the shidou vs rin fight to get otoya rizzing up karasu and chigiri ig
NOOO IF THEY DO BAROU THE WAY THEY DID HIM IN S1 I’LL CRY to be fair i think that was partially them staying close to the manga because that’s exactly how he looks in the first arc of the manga BUT nagi also looked a little silly back then and 8bit had no problems yassifying him…and they yassified sae in his first appearance so HARD it’s def favoritism i need them to transfer some of that love to barou this season though his goal is such a good moment like truly the peak of bllk
it’s so weird like it’s literally every fall?? august—november i have awful writer’s block and then something happens in late november that unlocks my creativity again and i suddenly write SO MUCH i have no idea why it works like that
LMAOOO i do think that there are some animes where the eyes are too big and they look very childish and bllk characters definitely have bigger eyes compared to like jjk or violet evergarden but it’s not too much to me so i don’t mind it (plus it varies from character to character like nagi chigiri and hiori have huge eyes whereas barou karasu and rin don’t as much) idk smth about the op art style doesn’t do it for me i just have no interest plus it’s so long and i tend to prefer stories with tighter plot lines than something with no end in sight
RSEU MIGHT BE WHAT CONVERTS ME INTO A SHIDOU FAN help him trying to be a matchmaker and everyone running away from him is just such a funny image in my mind you know he’d be so upset that no one wants his advice too 😭 and him actually cooking too like he somehow gets everyone with their soulmates once they listen to him but the majority of the plot is just him coming up with ways to get the blue lockers to believe in him and his wisdom 😩
HAHAHA ISN’T THAT WHAT HAPPENED WITH US??? like you saw i mentioned karasu in cherry tree so you sent the request for fwtkac and here we are now ☝🏻 but real isagi kaiser and ness will never make me swerve and trust the itoshis are still opps i just see the vision sometimes with the edits yk…i’d still not swerve for them by a long shot 🙂↔️ agreed maybe it’s because he’s in third place but barou isn’t quite enough to make me swerve especially because it’s easy to write him as someone unromantic?? like even in pursuit where he’s so cool (pre death and possession ofc) i don’t find myself being like “i wish he was the male lead and someone else was reader’s cousin” meanwhile karasu and surprisingly OTOYA are making me kinda want to swerve a bit (mostly because the otoya x reader dynamic is SO FUNNY and when i originally had the idea for pursuit [in the pre-hollyhock days actually] it was meant to be an otoya story with tullia and karasu on the side!! but then i swerved to nagi because of course i did it’s NAGI and tullireo was born so that agenda was scrapped but the vibes and dynamic between otoya and reader are still kinda there…definitely lessened but they have a lot of goofy silly moments together and that’s why a lot of arcs are the two of them up to stuff (like the arc with the abuse ring) instead of reader and nagi 😭 sigh…otoya x reader pursuit you will always be famous [it was a lot more serious in that version too like otoya being a ninja and instead of his clan being exiled it was just him and pursuit reader was much more like hollyhock reader there]) don’t get me started on pursuit karasu SDLKFJHS it’s a lose lose situation there because if i made karasu the main man i would swerve to nagi that’s why i’ve decided that in the future i can never make both of them important in the same story (the only thing i would change about pursuit is switching karasu and otoya to be bachira and isagi because then tabieita are elite four candidates which makes sense with them being former top six members and there’s no chance of swerving because i’ve never been into isagi OR bachira…only thing with that is then we wouldn’t get the glorious found family dynamics of reader karasu otoya and tullia so it all worked out in the end ig)
RIGHT TOMORROW IS LITERALLY NOVEMBER THAT’S INSANEEEE that also means we’ve been talking for about a third of a year now 🥹 KSDHFDS please our combined brainpower is too insane we always come up with genius ideas in our convos…YES OTOYA BFB IS IN FACT STILL IN THE LEAD IT’S INSANE i’m kinda proud of eita though 🤩 like aww one of the first few fics that comes up for him (disregarding smaus and blurbs because those don’t count as fics in my mind) is literally him being a loser and accidentally liking a girl so much he learns how to fix himself just so she’ll date him that’s so cute GIVE ME MORE OF THAT OTOYA we talk about how bfb karasu is peak karasu but bfb OTOYA is up there too in my mind 😩 also yeah LMAO i think part of it is that seabird ended up on the one recommendation post SKDLJFHS but admittedly the banter in seabird is some of my best work they are SO funny in it like if canon sae was like seabird sae i’d actually probably like him he’s so funny loser dumbass coded also it’s like my oldest blue lock work (besides peregrine) so it’s had a lot more time to gather notes ☝🏻
SDKJFHS no literally the careless whisper audio had me LAUGHINGGGG it’s a good edit IN a meme way if that makes sense like the memes about it are the reason why it works so well somehow?? and YESSS the yukimiya smirk is sooooo dreamy like it just suits him so well and ESPECIALLY the rough and tumble au of him…like i said in that post third selection/u20 yuki feels like he was set up to be someone so different and the smirk is such a good example of that even if it’s a more innocuous example 🙂↕️ anyways episode four was truly one for the books i’m hoping episode five lives up to it fr
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after a debate with a friend, curious on your thoughts re the following: 1) did the doctor know he didn't have the right donna (or at least suspect he might be wrong) and tell the tardis to scan her or did the tardis do it by itself? 2) did donna lie when she said she doesn't know anything about the last 15 years? i'm pretty firmly on 'he was at least sus' for #1 but #2 i could see either way after re-watching the end (provided i ignore how it doesn't make sense why the metacrisis would have access to that information)
HMM good questions
Okay for 1 - my assumption was he asked the TARDIS to scan her, not that the TARDIS did it independently. I'm not sure he suspected her exactly (why would he pick her then?) but rather that he wanted independent confirmation just in case. Which turned out to be a good call, lol. I don't think there'd be a reason to grab her if he knew from the start he had the wrong one.
It DOES kind of make you wonder why he didn't grab both and scan them inside lol, but I guess you could argue that choosing the double gave her a false sense of security and bought him extra time to scan her uninterrupted.
#2, I took Donna at her word, that she doesn't know. And the "furnace" bit, I actually took it to mean maybe she could have access that knowledge during those few minutes in Star Beast (which doesn't make sense to me either really, lmao, but sure) BUT that she would've lost that, along with all the science-y stuff, when she and Rose "let it go". So in either case by the end of WBY she doesn't know what happened.
I figure she just wonders because... well, the Doctor brought it up lol, and because she knows the kind of life the Doctor leads and can correctly assume some crazy shit happened in her absence.
(Sidenote, how funny is it that Donna and by extension the show refer to it as "15 years" now when Moffat and Chibnall were throwing off-screen millennia in at every opportunity lmaooo.)
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Jungkook explains, “And this,” he brings a hand to your cheek, squeezes your flesh between your fingers until you protest, “is my girlfriend.”
For a few moments, the screws in your head fall loose, a mechanic buzzing indicating a technical error. You realise that since your parents, you’ve never really introduced each other with the grand B-or-G-word until now.
lmaooo b-or-g word hahahah, also!!! you're telling me NAMJOON is his boss- rid 😭😭😭 pls, the best bro-ship ever; namkook always slays 😫😫
“Keep praising this man,” you tease, looking back to your boyfriend and shuffling his hair (to which he clicks his tongue), “he kinda likes it. Won’t shut up about it.”
omg if this isnt the sweetest repay istg ughhhh. i can totallyyyy imagine jungkook talking about joon the whole time 😂
And the fact that Namjoon noticed within a minute of observing the two of you… says quite a lot.
namjoon the explorer observer.
He breathes against your face; sighs, his quiet voice telling you, “Not yet.”
rid seriously wtf, my patient-o-meter is slowily exploding 🤨🤨 hurrryyyyyy with the reason I WANNA KNOWWW
That you’re in love with him?
oh god, dying to see kooks reaction if oc really said that. damn.
Insanity clouding his mind, he smiles against your cheek, whispering, “Just. You drive me crazy… my gorgeous girl.”
SHYT UP UOU 2 ARE DRIVING ME CRAZYYYY 😭😭😭🤯 JUST CONFESS ALREADG FFS
When you wake up the next morning, his blanket is on the floor and your backs turned towards each other.
why do i think jk is acting cold tho...
“But,” you still argue, gulping, “there’s still something you’re not telling me. When you showed me the tattoo, you still didn’t look entirely happy. And you didn’t last night.” You wait, discouraged when his expressions fall. “Right now… you don’t either.”
DONT BREAK MY HEART IM FUCKING SERIOUS OKAY????!!#?#!#
Through all the hesitation, he smiles, biting his lip before he drops the bomb, “It’s about your mom.”
?????
“He said— he said he was looking for information… or anything against me. Not for the newspaper, but for your mother. Just anything. He took pictures of Ria,” Jungkook scoffs, shaking his head. The smirk on his face is ingenuine, heartbreaking. “My goddamn cousin…”
omfg, at this point my hatred for mom is just unbelievable. just how much of a bad mother does she want to be? oc is her freaking daughter, she should feel ashamed of doing so 😞 and god, i was so scared of nara entering the scene...
The wrinkles on her forehead deepen, thoughts of lawsuits undoubtedly circling her mind. It pains you that this is probably still a bigger worry to her than your breaking heart.
yeah, it hurts me too. ugh, why tf is she so selfish
Pause. Then, “Are you seriously going to file a lawsuit? Against your own mother, are you insane?”
im scared rid PICK ME UP PLS
“I…” Jungkook hesitates. And then, he doesn’t deny your statement, but answers, “I endure it for you.”
STOPPPP THATS SO BOYFRIEND OF HIM 😭😭😭 MAYBE MORE THAN BF
this chapter was such a rollercoaster- i swear. it was just truly amazing. i appreciate your writing skills sm, and i'm just blown away at this point... i could feel and imagine whatever you wrote, yk? u're an awesome writer and idek what else to say cause im so amazed 🙌 ily so much rid <333333 ❤️❤️
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Summary: Jungkook comes back to you with a suitcase full of secrets and hurdles – and once he opens it, you’re left tongue-tied and bewildered.
➳ pairing:Jungkook x reader ➳ rating: 18+ ➳ genre: fwb/f2l, fake dating; angst, fluff, smut ➳ warnings: artist jk actually this time!, old secrets revealed and new ones made smh, deep talks, paparazzi mention, oc’s mother is just not cool, another member cameo!, crying and fighting, domesticity <3, angst ahead 😵💫; explicit sexual content: consent, mentions of bdsm, body painting 😭, dirty talk, bit of edging, oral (f. & m. receiving), throat fucking, fingering and handjob, body paint on his lips…, dry humping, unprotected sex, breast play, some biting, such disgusting fluff it made me sick, again… such deep jk moans, showering/washing up together…., multiple orgasms, aftercare, the moment after <3 ➳ wc: 22.8k ➳ a/n: ahhh okay, so – i hope you guys like this chapter after all the fun theorising and suspense (and after all those months!), and that it lives up to your expectations !! it was so fun to write, though. always thankful for beta’ing @missgeniality, you’re the bestest 🤍 as always, don’t forget to drop by in my inbox and let me know what you think; it means a lot !! ➳ listen to:with love by christina grimmie |full playlist 🤍
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starting my last-minute young royals rewatch before s3 LET'S GO
choir scene my beloved
wille looks so small standing in the middle of the corridor :(((
i love how simon's first scene (other than the choir) starts with a close up of his middle finger keychain
poor sara but she's so perceptive
to THAT picture??? wille looks so miserable felice stand UP
girl...... your hand
felice skipping dinner
simon jumping in immediately so linda doesn't worry as much about sara's integration at school
why does alexander have to go knock on everyone's door do they not have alarms
why are we ranking crimes
the liberal bullshit at the classroom makes me so mad like i'm sure your parents struggle a lot henry
THANK YOU SIMON
wille really isn't used to people challenging the ideals he grew up being exposed to
THEIR FIRST PROPER INTERACTION IS SO PERFECT
hillerska is so pretty tho i kinda wanna study there
im gonna be honest the first time i watched ep 1 i thought salice was gonna happen
you can't convince me simon didn't say he had to go just to see if wille would follow
wille probably had the song stuck in his head ever since he heard it
his sigh while he says simon's singing was beautiful oh wille you never stood a chance
WHAT A GREAT ENDING TO A GREAT PILOT
ok ep 2 let's go
this tradition is so dumb "9 out of 10" stfu
the brief eye contact SNANDJ
hello cool wille
fredrika is like "i could fix him"
the bro tap NSNXJSJX simon was NOT expecting that
poor simon bless ayub and rosh but there's nothing wrong with wanting to leave the small city
august really thought wille was jerking off and STILL waltzed into the room and took his phone
simon still tries to be included and the others just ignore him
at least now wille is coming to the rescue
august did NOT think this psychologist visit through he's just used to getting everything his way
i really wanted to see how wille and simon got in the same table to study
wille was so sad that simon wasn't coming to practice lmaoo
oh felice that's not why he was smiling at you
fuck you august
so convincing wille you're doing great
why do you have to download an app to use the bus
wille was like i'm just like youuu you're just like meeee
like bby no
he's holding the hot dog so elegantly
ayub's little nudge gets me everytime
simon is so giddy i can't
way to start a conversation august
simon and his unspecified citrus fruit
ok but are the rest of the boys taking august seriously rn 😭😭😭
oh shit it's movie time already
wilmon seating next to each other once again
also stedrika cuddling the same way the straight couple next to them is
i always hold my breath during this scene
the way wille LOOKS at simon
simon is so scared he read this all wrong
but it just took him a bit longer to realize he wants it too
another rude ending
EPISODE 3
MUSIC ROOM SCENE
i need to know what simon was going to say
aw i love sara and felice together
the way wille LOOKS at simon pt 100
so much happened in just 10 minutes wtf this show's pacing is insane
why is august so involved in parents day
they were so happy looking forward to their weekend alone :((
smysan hasn't seen her daughter in months and one of the first things she asks her is wilhelm
"glances and stuff" me when i'm delusional
this mf did this on purpose
wille is so flustered stopp
the close up on the phone. ouch.
the way smysan immediately turned her head towards felice lmaooo
i mean it's very easy to misinterpret that wille ajnxjdj
this simon with s2e6 wille
boyfriends who beat up august together
felice wtf STAND UP
him ignoring the phone call......
why was wille the last one to know they shouldn't have let the news come out until after the whole family knew the royal family must have the power to do that
and why is he learning that THROUGH THE PHONE
episode 4 now
it's so cruel how the last thing erik said to wille was see you soon
the "broken" title card....
this show does transitions so well
he kinda looks like he did in ep 1 when he was left alone in the corridor
them sitting on opposite sides with all the empty space between them. simon facing him but wille facing forward. never even looking at simon.
malin my wife
simon always taking care of everyone
he looks so defeated poor bby but so done too
this scene 💀
not august putting felices hand back up i never noticed that
he's so insuferable godddd
"was it royal" LMFAOOO
i do love salice as friends sm
august you are RIDICULOUS "dump him" exactly
wille completely ignoring simon
sara's expression sends me ajjdjdjsjjx it's the right reaction to have
why do people with old money act like that "The Society" yall are silly
terrible terrible way of coping
how did he walk all the way to bjarstad
I REALLY LIKE YOU
and then they walked all the way back to hillerska that's crazy
can i just say i love it's wille that's going down on simon
...... well
why would he do that??? was he planning on saving it for blackmail material or smth or was it just for shits and giggles
alright episode 5
their golden morning 🥺
i like to think that simon forced wille to shower and brush his teeth for my own sanity
simon being the one being cared for for once :((
fish scene my BELOVED
girl solidarity we love to see it
i understand wille was just trying to talk to simon and wasn't gonna say he had to blame him for the drugs but the way he went about it was awful simon had every right to snap and walk away
many people say it's weird that august keeps watching the video but i think it's just bc he knows the power it holds and he can't quite believe it
this song makes me feel a little bit unwell, it's not even one of my favorite uses of music on the show but the song itself is so fucking GOOD
yes stand your ground felice
i recognize that wille is being so vulnerable here and that's not easy and simon can see that BUT come on if you had blamed simon it would've ruined his life it's not just a matter of you not wanting to loose him
the lyrics to samurai swords :(((
sara looks so beautiful
this is betrayal from simon too like he didn't even tell sara he had visited micke MULTIPLE TIMES
FUCK
they're fucked
oof. episode 6 now
i LOVE the way it starts
even the little kid knows who simon is
yeah kristina i don't think that's what wille needs to hear rn
im sorry but wanting sara to go back to marieberg is beyond cruel if the bullying she had to endure there was so bad she had to repeat a year
simon also did made a sacrifice going to hillerska for sara
ok that was quite insensitive sara
they're literally wearing the colors of the swedish flag.......
ohhh the beginning of sargust i don't necessarily ship them but i think they're so interesting
i love this scene sm i mean it's painful but it's so good omar and frida are so GOOD
i think even here simon doesn't quite believe wille will do it but he wants to believe it so bad
"what if i just want to be with him" STOP
but like. ofc he wasn't gonna say it was him he's just a kid and he is under so much pressure
but it's heartbreaking bc he told simon he would and now he just left him to deal with everything by himself
"i have chosen not to get involved in any emotional relationships" that's the worst part
that's why the other students are so shocked in s3 bc after this statement they didn't think simon and wille had anything serious
but like. wille really thought he could go back on his word and then simon would be ok w it and everything could stay the way it was
like simon said, he just expects everything to be on his terms
he probably got that from his mom
wille breaking his promise wasn't even strike 1 or 2 this has been pilling up and simon's been giving wille many chances and has always taken him back
i'm so glad he stood his ground
and he didn't pressure wille into coming out or anything everything he said was very reasonable
another great scene GOD edvin is so good
wille is completely alone
FALLING WE ARE FALLING NOW WORDS WRITTEN DOWN THEY ARE FALLING NOW
AND THE LIES THEY WILL HURT YOU NO MORE HUMAN KINDNESS DESERT YOU NO MORE
CITYS ON FIRE BUT ITS BEAUTIFUL CITYS ON FIRE WONT YOU BURN IT ALL
my favorite 4th wall break fr
REVOLUTIONNNNN
this episode is such a rollercoaster it might be my favorite from s1
#i have so much uni work due this week rip but i needed to watch it one more time 🙏#gonna watch s2 a bit later#lipa rambles
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episode two - scar tissue:
• why did she sleep in 1999!! girl get back in that pond 😭
• yeah no, alice didn’t think about her mom’s trauma even once before running off
• okay now that i’m rewatching this, does dell know about the time travel too? like why’s she so chill
• oh never mind she’s just trying to play it cool for kat.
• “who’s your dad?” “ew! obviously not you, dude” alice please cut the boy some slack 😭
• i love the small town rumor mill. like ofc the whole school knows she was missing
• i don’t remember dell’s friends name, but i remember loving her.
• no, sorry brady, if you wanted minute by minute updates on alice MAYBE you shouldn’t have a girlfriend 😤
• not the true crime book on jacob.
• WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT alice please work on some decorum 😭
• although it could easily be explained that he’s friends with her mom so obviously they know each other outside of school. well but, everyone knows she was missing so that’s suspicious i guess.
• “do you know what i know?” “what do you know…?” okay rachel and joey
• “i’m alice like my mom’s friend alice, but also like me alice…” time travel is so confusing
• i love that elliot has been murder board-ing alice’s jumps for like a decade and a half
• yeah it can’t be healthy that dell won’t even talk about jacob 😭
• “you don’t have a job! you have nowhere to go.” she’s just like me fr 😔
• kat shit talking her friend’s husband lmaooo landry women always gettin themselves into Situations
• oh they were nemeses!!! my b. forgot about that
• the fact that no one has even told alice what happened to jacob!!! come on.
• “damn” number 2
• dell is absolutely right, kat should not write the book (even though i’d read the heck outta it)
• elliot and kat in the tree house 🥹 likely place for them to be 🥹🥹
• “do you remember our friend alice?” “ᵘᵘᵘʰ ʸᵉᵃʰ ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵃ” elliot’s subtlety strikes once again
• alice pulling a bella swan and googling “jacob missing”
• oh yeah i forgot she can only jump sometimes !!
• THE GILES TO YOUR BUFFY
• “the who to my what” i also cry for gen z, elliot
• “the pond works in mysterious ways. it sends you when and where it wants you to go” okay foreshadowing
• oh the friend’s name is rita!
• new guy byron that i remember being suspicious of
• “you just moved here” “six years, rita.” rita is so me
• not the hair tuck 🤭 dell, girlie GET UP
• the landry women DO need closure. you’re absolutely right, rita.
• dell keeps saying she didn’t ask kat to come home but like she did write the letter!! even if she didn’t send it, she had to kinda want this
• kat not only faces the mortifying ordeal of going back to your hometown and running into everyone you went to high school with, but also has to face the ptsd that comes with all of them knowing your brother and dad died 🤧
• present day alice being so much like colton bc she spent formative years hanging out with him in the past 😭😭
• “i wish that you had met her” oh buddy. it might be crazy what im bout to say…
• oh jacob was 9 when he went missing, not 6.
• how does alice not know buffy and giles but does know how to use a microfiche
• okay if i drove by the place my husband died every day, i probably also would do everything i could to move on.
• “i lost my whole world in three months” ugh poor dell 😭😭
• i honestly forgot how SAD this show actually is.
• “a landry never gives up hope” “she does. if she’s the only one left waiting” ☹️
• i see where kat is coming from, bc anything could have happened. but come on it’s been over 20 years…
• kat and dell just both miss their boys so much ): and it’s fascinating to see how they play that complicated back and forth of grieving in different ways while also avoiding just how much they need each other to do it.
• elliot is always gonna be there for kat 🥺
• woah wait the family almanac is from the same year the chase from the beginning takes place 😟 (it’s in huge font right in the middle idk how i didn’t notice that the first time)
• surely that’s not going to come into play in s2 🥴
• elliot taking kat’s hand WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING I-
• brady really never understood the landry family dynamic did he
• “maybe i’ll get see the best parts of my history repeat itself” UGH
• jacob’s teddy bear ):
fin.
📺 | the way home
live blogging a season one rewatch so i can remember everything for season two 🫡
episode one:
• i hope this show goes on forever bc they clearly have a full story planned for this witch hunt
• honestly forgot about this private school situation
• dad’s suck!
• do we learn about the “one hit” orrr
• chyler leigh in glasses. that’s it that’s the thought.
• “fReEs yOu Up fOr sOmE hOmEsChoOliNg” hey why don’t you hush.
• nah bc these two are like… not even divorced yet and his gf already moved in with him? i’d set the fire alarm off too
• oh the one hit was last year’s showcase
• hallmark letting a “damned” into the script. big slay
• i do really appreciate that young dell is just andie macdowell in a dark wig.
• sorry but it’s kinda a dream to have a farm in ‘nowhere canada’ to escape to, alice.
• i love generational mommy issues 😌
• one thing about andie macdowell, that accent’s gon’ be thicc
• wet dog foreshadowing 👀
• moving in the middle of the school year is wild
• omg and a “what the hell” !!
• mystery letter 😈 (i only vaguely remember how it got sent so excited to relearn that)
• the glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars 🥺
• LMAO OKAY dell was wrong for sending her out in her pjs but it was funny hehe 🤭
• ELLIOT!!!!
• “you got a lot in common… what with your divorces.” dell that’s so southern of you
• “and me?” OOF
• dell landry: bee keeping age 😗
• fair that kat wants to talk about her brother and dad but didn’t she also…. like. leave?? 🥴
• “if you ever need to talk i’m here. any place. any… time.” very subtle elliot thank you
• ohp. guess that’s why i don’t remember the bracelet. so rose from titanic of her
• wait that’s literally how she gets in the pond ?? okay that’s on me then.
• baby kat!! (A+ casting btw 🤌🏽)
• i could not imagine sitting on TIME TRAVEL for over 14 years. good on elliot
• elliot and kat better get back together in like the first 2 minutes of s2 🤧
• baby elliot!
• as someone who lost their grandpa when i was really young, alice meeting her grandpa and their whole relationship just hits different 🥺
• no bc the 90s ARE totally back in style.
• “alice will be fine.” “jacob wasn’t.” he was 6, girl 😭
• the white witch 😟 (me: wait why am i gasping i already knew that.)
• the blurry picture is actually very clever!
• elliot just standing over the pond ominously 🧍🏻♂️
• idk why but i love that kat called him to yell at him.
• kat, he just knows, okay!!
fin.
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sundress season (3tan) | myg
drabble: sundress season | chapter: post-anytime pairing: 3tan!yoongi x reader(f) series: masterlist | three tangerines | fireworks | house party | basketball | stay | sidewalk talk | friends | dalo | like that | anytime rating/genre: m (18+) ; fluff , smut ; brother’s best friend au, implied age gap au summary: you’re wearing a what. warnings: language, his texts might need their own warning, yoongi on the phone, mentions of sexual acts, this gd outfit note: this takes place between 3tan8 and the upcoming 3tan9. if you haven’t read anytime or any of the three tangerines series yet, i highly recommend reading those first! it will make so much more sense lol note 2: again..... this literally happened bc of this post so it’s everyone’s fault lmaooo.. but since the goal was p big, i didn’t wanna slack on this one, so that’s why it took a bit longer to finish. i hope y’all know how much ily ! starting off the bday month with a bang. mood: wet dreamz - j. cole (sry lol i had to) word count: 4.8k release date: august 13th, 2022, 2:47pm est
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“No, dude. Outta your league.”
“Fuck you, Chim.”
“I’m just saying.”
“What do you even mean? Hey, Yoong, look at this.”
Barely having paid attention, Yoongi only gets a bright screen shoved into his face before he retreats with a squint. “The fuck? What.”
“Shit, sorry.” His friend lowers the light before showing at a more acceptable distance, the only thing visible a photo of someone with her friends. “The one in the middle. I got a chance, right?”
It only takes one good look to see that he probably doesn’t. “No.”
“Wow. Both of y’all can fuck off.”
“You asked,” Yoongi points out before taking a sip from his glass, the sounds of multiple conversations bustling around their table.
It’s surprisingly busy for a Monday night, especially on this side of town. But who knows. Maybe this is their normal; he doesn’t come around here often.
Besides, he’s only doing what he was told. Upscale hasn’t really been Yoongi’s thing, but Jimin’s newest way of cheering people up is to drag them to high-end, expensive as fuck restaurants. A bit different from inviting them over for drinks and a smoke.
Tae probably has something to do with this.
Whatever. He’ll deal. Not like he has to eat anything. Frankly, he’ll shock himself if he ends up getting anything other than an overpriced cocktail. “If you really wanna know, just find out on your own.”
“Easy for you to say.”
Beside him, Jimin shrugs. “He’s right, Shiv.”
“That’s because you both—People just—Look. This shit isn’t easy for me.”
As soon as Yoongi says “we know” in tandem with Jimin, he huffs into his drink hearing the latter’s laughter. But this dude has been striking out lately, so he decides to soften the blows. “Just chill. You’ve been trying too hard.”
“Yeah, I know. It’s just been rough since we split up.” There’s a big swig before Shiv continues. “Like if being myself caused that, then—”
“Nah, fuck that.” The thick leather of his chair pushes against him as he leans back. “Don’t let that get to you.”
“Just because she left doesn’t mean it was all you,” Jimin tacks on, bottle limp in a few fingers. “Especially when she dipped out of nowhere.”
True.
Yoongi stares into his glass, unblinking as he peers through the dark amber liquid inside. “Exactly. She’s been wanting out for a minute.”
A scoff is all they get. “Is this your way of cheering me up because…” Shiv’s words fade out, but it isn’t until he says something else that his attention is given
“I fucking love summer.”
Huh.
The hell is he looking at?
When Yoongi turns to look, all boredom and sense leaves his body. And everything else leaves his brain.
Because he spots you. Draped in a dress that feeds every goddamn fantasy he’s had since last week—maybe even longer than that.
Fuck.
Fuck.
What are you doing here? Was he always clutching his drink this hard? Shouldn’t he not be looking this long? Why does he frankly not give a fuck if he is or not?
You have to know how attractive you look right now. There’s no way you walked outta that house thinking anything else.
And to think he almost stayed home.
Although, Yoongi’s a little regretful that he didn’t. Because seeing you without being able to do anything else has him on the brink. The edge. An edge he’s fucking close to ignoring because your ass looks even better than he imagined it would.
Goddamn.
You aren’t even doing anything. All you’re doing is waiting to be seated, your entire party talking and occasionally roping you into their conversation.
And he can only stare. Knowing damn well he shouldn’t.
So damn beau—
“Oh, wait. That’s…” His friend that’s still very much present cuts into his thoughts. “Damn. Wait, that’s her? She looks a lot different now.”
Before Yoongi says anything he’d regret, Jimin goads, “Yeah? Different how?”
“Hot.”
The dark, inward laugh that threatens to spill out of Yoongi’s mouth is potent, his tongue shoving all thoughts and responses into his cheek.
Yeah, you’ve certainly matured. And sure, you look hot as fuck right now.
But he guarantees that, above all, it’s your confidence that’s drawing everyone in.
Calm. Unbothered. Staring right at everyone’s eyes as if they’re the most important people in the room.
You’re gonna be someone someday.
And it terrifies him.
Suddenly, Yoongi hears your name leave his best friend’s lips, and it’s taking all of him to hope that you don’t hear him fuck you heard him. So damn loud…
But he laughs to himself in the end.
Because after all this time, you’re still so cute, with your looks of shock that are admittedly some of his favorites.
Especially when he knows the main reason for them. It’s too easy to get a reaction out of you, and he’d be lying to himself if he said he didn’t fucking love it.
The only thing is: he can’t do anything. Absolutely nothing as you make your way to their table hold up why are you walking over? What the hell are you looking at—
Fucking Park.
Of course.
“Hi,” you address in a sweep, looking even better up close.
To Yoongi’s despair, it’s much easier to see how you accessorized yourself. And how well you fill that damn sundress that he still can’t believe you’re wearing.
Of all the things to see you out in…
Is there someone out to get him? Is this karma for all the shit he’s thought about? Or the way he had you on the phone last night?
He needs to not think about that, either. Not when he’s already dealing with you in the present. There’s no way he can handle both at the same time, especially since he’s already forcing himself to stay the fuck in his seat.
At least he gets you tomorrow.
Wait, isn’t your interview tomorrow? Don’t you have work early, too?
Jimin’s compliment cuts through his realizations as it floats above the table, “You look nice.”
“Thank you!”
“Hello.”
Yoongi gives Shiv a once-over as you turn to greet him, and when you thank the guy for saying you look pretty, he hopes that you don’t face him next.
But you do.
And you give him a greeting that’s much to shy, for his heart does something stupid before he offers his own.
“Didn’t expect to see y’all here,” you comment, thankfully sparking conversation around him instead of with him.
Which is for the best. He probably shouldn’t stare while thinking about how those nails would feel digging into his back. Or how you would react if he pulled you into a stall, one palm clamped over your mouth while the other can’t decide where to start.
Another sinful laugh threatens to spill.
Fuck, how he would ruin you if you let him.
Feigning nonchalance, he takes a slow sip from his glass while his eyes inevitably linger, finally tuning back in when you observe,
“It’s so busy right now.”
“Happy hour. It’s why we’re here,” Jimin responds before pointing at Shiv. “Cheering this guy up.”
“Excuse you?”
God, he can’t do this. Your small, innocent pout is enough to break him down, which should never, ever be the case.
If you ever pull one of those on him…
Nope. He doesn’t wanna know.
In a dumb attempt, Yoongi fishes out his phone as you turn to add your own encouragement. Because of course you would.
“You okay?“
“Yeah. Just a breakup.”
“Oh, damn. I hope you feel better.”
“It’s nothing, sweetheart.”
He pauses.
What did Shiv call you?
The look on your face says it all. Yoongi has to fight his lips from spreading any wider, your sorry attempt to hide your expression way too adorable to ignore.
He’s definitely gonna give you shit for that.
“Well, umm. That’s good,” you offer before looking over a shoulder he wants to kiss. “I should go.”
And Yoongi offers a bye along with the others, clenching his jaw when you walk off because what the fuck.
He might damn near groan.
Forget tomorrow. You need to be bent over his couch right fucking now.
If he were younger, and if you were anyone else, there’s no telling what he would’ve done to you in those bathrooms near the back. Or in his car after he swerved off the road.
But on the same token, there’s another emotion lingering in his chest. Something deeper, fuller, more important than the outright attraction he’s hoping to god isn’t so obvious.
Pride.
How can he have that in someone that isn’t his?
Is that normal? How he feels watching you walk with your chin up and a new sway to your hips?
He’s seen that same walk hundreds—thousands—of times. So why does it seem fresh and brand new when it’s you?
He huffs from his nose before staring into his glass.
Showing you off would be too easy.
Whoever gets to do that better do it right, and often.
“Was that too much again?”
Yoongi lowers his eyes to his phone before scrolling in his lap. “Sounded fine to me,” he lies.
There’s a tinkle of laughs while the guy laments, “I knew it. I’m so bad at this now.”
“You wouldn’t’ve gotten that one anyway,” Jimin chides with one more chuckle. “Let’s keep going.”
Yoongi officially checks out when they discuss other potential matches. Because he may or may not have noticed that your table is easily visible, and he may or may not have decided to not leave you alone just yet.
Not like he’s going anywhere soon.
He can’t even stand up if he needed to anyway.
Tonight is supposed to be a fun, celebratory party for Dom. You put on a nice, comfortable dress, and freshened up more than you have in a long time. Feeling great is an understatement.
But seeing Yoongi throws you off in every which way possible and inside you feel like a wreck.
While you’re delighted that he gets to see you done up, you want nothing more than to mount his lap and ride him until he tears you apart.
Because holy fuck, he looks so fine.
It’s decided. You’re sure of it. The universe is testing you and you haven’t studied a single thing.
Did he have to have his hair like that? Did he have to look the most dressed up you’ve ever seen him? Why did he follow this restaurant’s dress code and not opt for a more casual fit instead?
Just don’t think about it. Any of it. Especially the way his hair would look between your—fuck!
Focus.
Tonight is for Dom.
When everyone situates around a multi-table setup, you tell yourself to not be distracted. Yes, there are a bunch of people—most of which you only semi-know—but you still can’t get too sidetracked by his frame in that suit. By the chains on his neck. By the spread of his—
Stop!
Just try to converse. Be social. At least Reia and Yuri are in front of you.
That’s when you feel a vibration.
And you already know who it’s from.
Attempting to appear normal, it’s a wonder you only choke internally when you view what he said.
Yoongi [8:03pm]: Hey sweetheart :)
Goddamn it.
It’s a struggle to not smile like a fool. Admittedly, you didn’t exactly hold back your expression at the stranger’s forthcomingness. Which is exactly why you’re getting this text.
If you weren’t mistaken, you’re also pretty sure you saw Yoongi react. Which was way too attractive in itself, but you don’t wanna give him even more unspoken praise.
You [8:04pm]: oh my god
You [8:04pm]: was my face that obv
Yoongi [8:05pm]: Lmao
You [8:05pm]: 🥴
Wait.
Why is he texting you now? Aren’t you both in public? Surrounded by people you know?
Yeah, your brother isn’t here, but Mr. Sweetheart could know him.
Then again… What does Yoongi have your contact saved as? Is it your name? Something else? Just your number and no name at all?
There’s still so much you don’t know about him, and it excites you as much as it pains you.
Before you can mull over it more, he keeps the conversation going.
Yoongi [8:07pm]: Afraid he’ll never recover
Well.
If he’s gonna keep texting…
Why not lean into it?
You [8:07pm]: damn
A couple minutes go by without anything, and you’re pulled into a discussion. When a few other moments pass with no texts, you assume that’s the end of your thread.
So much for leaning into it. You definitely spoke too soon.
Probably for the best that it’s already over, though. There’s no telling how future texts would go, with the thrill of him being here and looking like sin.
Fuck, he looks handsome.
And quite frankly, you look pretty decent, too.
Hummingbirds flit about your stomach when you know Yoongi got to see you tonight. Because all the other times he’s seen you, what you’ve worn has mostly been casual. Comfortable. Dalo was the only exception, but you assume neither of you wanna count that night.
You briefly wonder what he thinks about your dress before a road trip talk materializes.
“I haven’t been on one in awhile,” Reia sighs as she places arms on tablecloth.
When Yuri agrees before facing you, you already know what she’s gonna suggest. “We should go. It’s summer!”
“I have work,” you groan, frustration pursing your lips. With this interview also hovering over you, there isn’t much thought you can pour into something like that.
“Boo.”
“No fun!”
“Sorry, y’all.”
Although… You start thinking about how one with—
Another vibration pulses in your lap, and you check to see who it could be.
Yoongi [8:12pm]: Wdy look so cute for?
What.
Huh?
What is he doing!
The other texts were harmless. What the hell is he thinking sending this?
You [8:12pm]: 😳
You [8:12pm]: be serious
Yoongi [8:12pm]: K
You snort when you see the curt reply, knowing that if it was anyone else, you would’ve been mad as hell. But it’s so him that you can’t help but laugh.
At least he came to his senses quick. Gotta stay safe someho—
Yoongi [8:13pm]: Wdy look so fucking hot for?
Fuck!
Your foot abruptly slides forward, shoe clunking against the middle table leg in your shock.
Everyone around you doesn’t notice, but Dom eyes you with a cocked brow from the head of the table. How did she know that was you?
You wave her off before taking a sip of your drink to cool down.
You [8:13pm]: ……..
Yoongi [8:14pm]: :)
Ass!
In your haste to just reply and get this over with, you discover that he can make you flounder even over texts.
You [8:14pm]: don got promoted !!
You [8:15pm]: don*
You [8:15pm]: dom**** fuck
Yoongi [8:16pm]: Lmaooo
Why the hell did you ever respond?
You don’t know how it’s possible, but just his texts are enough to make you sweat. Beneath your dress, both of your legs slowly shift, your thighs rubbing against each other a bit too often.
If anything, Yoongi certainly knows how to compliment someone.
Distraction comes in the form of servers, getting everyone’s orders and gathering menus. A bit thrown by a potential vibration in your lap, you don’t even remember what you got and you hope to everything that it was a relatively cheap option.
More conversation sprouts around the table, and you try to listen to what’s happening on either side. Some are talking about work troubles, others are lamenting the down period for sports. But they’re all lively and let you feel included, just like the one that invited them all.
You feel a little bad when you keep checking your phone, but at least they don’t really know you. To them, it would just look like you’re…
What? Talking to someone you like? Someone you may or may not be seeing?
Where were you going with that?
Glancing down, you do see another text. And its contents affect you just as much as the notification.
Yoongi [8:30pm]: Isn’t your interview tomorrow?
You [8:36pm]: mmhmm. i’m dd🙄
Why are butterflies mingling with the hummingbirds? And why do you feel like smiling like an idiot in front of all these people?
Maybe how last night ended is still staying with you. Because you feel pretty damn good right now, and knowing that you have Yoongi’s attention like this in a public space makes you feel something dangerous.
There’s another reason why you decided on your outfit today. Since you left that part out, you allow yourself to slide another message up, riding this wave as far as it will go.
You [8:39pm]: but yeah it’s sundress season !
Yoongi [8:39pm]: My favorite :)
You [8:41pm]: ofc it is
Yoongi [8:44pm]: 😊
You [8:45pm]: don’t even
Yoongi [8:45pm]: Haha
Yoongi [8:50pm]: But I’m serious. You look nice.
That’s where it should end.
A natural close.
Just say thank you and move on.
…But what if you do something else?
Be it the thrill of doing this in a public space, or the fact that you want to jump his bones right now, you don’t know. There’s just a tiny flame you see in his words that you want to stoke.
So you do.
You [8:55pm]: how nice
Of course, you sometimes forget who you’re dealing with.
Because your plan completely backfires when his response comes way too quick.
Yoongi [8:56pm]: Meet me in a stall and I’ll tell you
What the fuck!
You can’t even pick at your food. Not when he’s giving you plenty to choke on already.
You [8:56pm]: ????
You [8:56pm]: here?(?
He’s not serious, is he? No.
Even if he was, that would be crossing multiple lines. Texting is already pushing it, but it would be glaringly obvious if the both of you were absent from your tables for too long.
Yoongi [9:01pm]: I’m kidding
Yoongi [9:01pm]: But I’d be down
You [9:05pm]: no !!
Yoongi [9:06pm]: You don’t wanna? :((
God.
You hate how much you like this side of him. Or maybe this is just him, and you still can’t believe that you get to witness him in his natural, lethal state.
If you told yourself from a year ago that things would come to this, you wouldn’t have believed it for a second.
But if you also told yourself that you’d grow in ways you didn’t even consider, you wouldn’t have believed that, either.
You [9:10pm]: i do
You [9:10pm]: but i’d rather go home with you..
Looking back, much has changed.
But when you glance over to see him lift his eyes your way, your heartbeat concludes that some things will always stay the same.
You don’t ever think you’ll get over him.
Which is fine, because you don’t want to.
Yoongi [9:11pm]: You don’t want that lol
Huh.
Of all the responses that he could’ve sent, that certainly wasn’t the choice you were expecting. Cocking a brow at your screen, you respond.
You [9:12pm]: i do🥺
Yoongi [9:13pm]: Promise you don’t
You [9:13pm]: why not?
What the heck does he—
You hear your name being called, and it takes all of you to not react like you’ve been busted. “Hmm?”
“The party’s this Friday, right?”
“Yeah.”
“See,” Dom directs to one of her friends. “Busy.”
A small smile is offered on your end before impatience ropes you back to your phone. You’re sure the song that’s playing above your head is nice, and you can guess that the giggles in front of you are about Rohan.
But your full attention is on an answer you’re zero percent positive about.
What the hell does Yoongi mean? And why is he so damn enticing even over texts?
Yoongi [9:14pm]: Just cus
Enticing, your ass!
You [9:15pm]: wow
Yoongi [9:15pm]: :)))
It’s like that, huh…
This guy is something else.
Questioning why you started texting him in the first place, you put your phone down to take a few more sips. Because you’re thirsty. Certainly not to cool yourself down.
Right.
“Damn, where’s our dessert?”
“I was wondering.”
Now that people mention it, you agree. It’s been quite awhile since you all ordered, and you feel a bit bad that your party is so big. Damn Dominique and her brilliant way of gaining friends and keeping them.
She looks positively radiant as she tells another work story, and you laugh a little when you know exactly which one it is.
Not many people can say they had a tough conversation with their CEO and came out unscathed. But when you save your company a bunch of time and money, no one can really do anything except let it slide.
Well, and promote you. Which is why all of you were invited to a place like this.
What would she tell you to do now? How would she tell you to respond?
Probably to press the man for an answer.
Following sound advice that you manufactured, you go back to your device and start typing.
You [9:22pm]: tell me🥺
He probably won’t, given his stupid, short track record. But damn it, you wanna know!
The only solace you get from minutes of no texts is that you can always hound him tomorrow. You know exactly where to poke him to make him flinch, after all.
Yoongi [9:27pm]: Can’t. Heading out now :)
Oh.
Forget poking.
The both of you are gonna fight.
You [9:29pm]: RUDE???
You [9:30pm]: ok🙄
After you slip your phone back into your bag, you turn just in time to see him walking away with the others. When he playfully shucks Jimin off at the exit, you wonder if it has something to do with you.
You blink.
Why do you feel so… peaceful? Like life is okay and there isn’t anything that can bother you except the man strolling out the door? It’s such a serene feeling that you feel like smiling for no reason.
For the first time in a long while, the sky in your mind is spotless.
Thunderclouds can’t be seen for miles, and there lies an abundance of soft grass and flowers at your toes—a stark difference from the thick, muddy sludge you’ve been trudging through for days. Weeks. Months.
And something else drapes over you like a warm blanket, a feeling from the night that you kissed under moonlight. Another time Yoongi blatantly disregarded where you were and simply did what he wanted.
You craft the scene from memory, staring and realizing that those two have no clue what they’ll go through in the coming days. How the uncertainty between them is going to wither and fade, bit by beautiful bit.
And then you leave them alone.
You join the present with newfound tranquility. Everything around you rings clear, from the voices around the table to the clinks of glasses around the restaurant. The summer breeze announces its presence through open windows, and you wonder if it’s been trying to get your attention for awhile now.
Everything’s good.
Observing a decorative clock on the wall you never noticed before, you can’t believe that you’ve been texting Yoongi for over an hour. In public.
If only you could sit next to him next time. Or maybe even…
A text comes through.
And you figure that things are fine as they are now.
Yoongi [9:40pm]: So are you 🤕
Shit, you know you’re beaming but you honestly can’t help it. You truly didn’t know he’d like your outfit this much, and this new information makes you feel more than a bit dizzy.
Suddenly shy, you text back and hope he sees it when not being orbited by his friends.
Dessert finally arrives a couple minutes later, and it isn’t until ten minutes after that when you get a reply.
You [9:42pm]: i wish i knew you liked them. i have a lot.
Yoongi [9:55pm]: Show me sometime
Ah.
You intend to.
You [9:57pm]: if you behave🥴
Yoongi [9:59pm]: Haaaaa
The giggle you let out is the one that gets you caught.
You raise your eyes to Yuri and Reia, the two of them giving you smug as fuck looks. “Huh.”
“You’re so gone, dude.”
“I told you!”
Swatting their comments down, you give them sheepish lips before muttering, “Shut up.”
“You are!”
“Why didn’t you invite him!”
“She wants to keep him to herself, look at her.”
“Stop!” you playfully grit. “I told you, we aren’t a thing.”
“Bullshit.”
“But you’re married?”
You outright groan through a grin, feeling bashful and elated and giddy all at once as you laugh with them right after.
“Go on, keep sexting your man.”
“I’m not!”
“Sure you aren’t.”
“Uh huh.”
When they mercifully let you go, you chuckle to yourself before texting back your reply, thrums of doves invading your stomach when he immediately responds.
You [10:05pm]: jk. i will☺️
Yoongi [10:06pm]: Thank fuck
It should be a crime how attracted you are to this man.
Well, no.
That isn’t the real issue. While attraction and lust are certainly problems, they aren’t the feelings you’re really worried about.
Yoongi [10:08pm]: Have fun doll
The scarier feelings are the ones you have to sequester to the innermost parts of your heart. Because your finish line seems a bit too much in reach right now, and you don’t wanna trip right before you can cross it.
You [10:08pm]: see you tomorrow<33
As soon as you click your phone shut, your head shakes with a tiny smile.
Because somehow, seeing him makes you more nervous than your interview does.
And you’re determined to make the most of both.
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You can’t.
You can’t leave this alone.
What did Yoongi mean? What did he have on his mind?
After everyone’s made their way to the standing bar, you sneak away to lock yourself in a stall. Inhaling, you ring him up, hoping that Jimin or the other guy aren’t around.
Thankfully, he answers.
“You okay?”
“I wanna know.”
“Huh?”
Your voice comes out in a whisper, even though you know you’re alone. “What you would do. If you could’ve taken me home.”
The soft chuckle on the line makes you weak.
“You’re in the bathroom, huh.”
“Maybe so.”
“Adorable.”
“You’re stalling.”
“Maybe so.”
“Yoo—”
Suddenly, some people walk through the door, the sounds of the restaurant a lot louder for a few seconds. After perking up, you realize it’s some of Dom’s friends.
Do you think they’ll care? Would they even know who you’re talking to?
Have any of them been with Yoongi before?
It’s that one stupid question that convinces you to keep quiet.
“Mm. Can’t talk?”
“I—” Your voice is hushed. “Yeah.”
“Poor baby.”
Ugh!
You almost think about hanging up on him, but the deep, knowing laugh that strokes your ear renders you useless.
“I’d blow your fuckin’ back out, doll.”
Fuck.
Breaths turn ragged in a second. Vision is somehow blurred.
You weren’t ready. Fucking hell, you were not prepared.
“Make you sit on my face until you come.”
You almost moan his name, and you have to press a palm against your mouth to keep it in.
“Is that what the baby girl wants?”
“Yes,” you whisper, impossibly small and undoubtedly hoarse.
”What was that?”
“I said fuck you,” you grit a tad louder, lowering your phone volume when Yoongi outright laughs through your speaker.
“Please do. But get your pretty ass back out there.”
Why the fuck is he so perfect?
Sighing, you shudder out before obliging. “Okay.”
“And good luck tomorrow.”
It’s not the interview you’re worried about anymore. While you feel prepared for that, you don’t feel ready for what’s to come after it in the slightest. “I’m more nervous to see you.”
For some reason, Yoongi chuckles again. And you don’t have a damn clue know why.
“Don’t say that.”
Why not? “It’s true.”
“Always so cute.”
Well, you figure you’ll find out either way tomorrow.
Maybe you’ll think of some preemptive revenge, as well.
“Bye, babe.”
“See you soon.”
Everything goes silent again, only the ambiance of the bar and the music in the speakers accommodating the space.
When you stare at your dark screen, you realize a few things.
One, you’re alone again. Two, you call him babe way too easily.
And three?
Whether in secret or not.
You’re seeing someone.
For real.
And it’s Min fucking Yoongi.
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Obey Me Brothers Sleeping Headcanon!!
Lucifer -This only happens if you can get this workaholic in bed in the first place.. And usually he will give in since he wants to big spoon you. Yes. He’s a big spoon. He wants to be the dominant one and protect you (But sometimes will let you spoon him but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) -His voice.. *Chefs Kiss* is sooooooo soothing, you can practically fall asleep in less than a minute. (I’m sorry his voice is just so calming and attractive- SORRY LMAOOO) -He tends to be very still when he sleeps, I mean STiLL (You wonder if he’s dead or something) -Your sleeping position is either A: He will hug you from behind and breathe in your neck all night, or B: He will lay down flat on his back like usual and have his arm out and keep you in place, while your head is on his chest. -Mutters nonsense in his sleep sometimes, he muttered something about you in his sleep one time and it was so sweet..~ -He doesn’t know, but you somehow recorded it for yourself only. (He did like a whole speech, hmmmm wonder what his dream was about) -The temperature in his room.. I feel like his preferred temperature would be the cold. His room gives huge cold vibes, so bring extra blankets!!! -Usually falls asleep after you do, but if it was a harsh day he will automatically pass out. -Your the only person he will show being vulnerable to, he trusts you and is so soft for you :) Mammon -You IN HIS BED!? WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE! -In with the idea but super flustered and nervous of you both sharing a bed for the first time. -Just letting you know, he is a huge cuddle bug, and his temperature is warmmmm so you probably won’t need any blankets.. unless he somehow hoards them all -_- -His room would be cold, so MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T HOARD!! -Oh he loves the big spoon yes.. but might want to be the little spoon some if he had a rough day.. poor baby always getting insulted by his brothers ;-; -Warning 1 y’all aren’t waking up in the same position ur sleeping in, you will both be scattered on the bed by morning, or on the floor LMAOOO -Warning 2 he drools.. so maybe try not to have him near your hair or whatever lol -Warning 3 he may snore too, so bring earplugs just in case. -Other than that, he loves to cuddle you, and talk to you while you both fall asleep, it’s like a fantasy he’s wanted forever. -You both like to talk before going to bed and it's usually for a couple hours or more since you both really enjoy eachothers company. -He falls asleep first, don’t ask, he just falls asleep first for some reason. -Also pillow fights occur usually before going to bed XDDD Levi -’AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY S/O IS SLEEPING WITH ME-’ //////// -This man is flustered and rambling all over the place.. -First: he has never slept in the same bed bathtub with someone before- -Second: He is nervous about messing up and you think he is weird or creepy. -And Finally: He is scared about his appearance. -We all know he is super insecure and wants the best for you, REASSURE HIM EVERYTHING IS A-OKKKK. -He sleeps in a damn bathtub.. so at best yall cuddling all night. (Guys imma be honest, his room looks really cool to sleep in, the aquarium and the jellyfish) -Levi would be such a switch between spooning or you spooning him, it's honestly your call if you want to be a small or big spoon. -Last to go to bed, he plays games all night and you best be joining him half of the time. -But he will try to be quiet and play more of a chill game if you had a bad day or just cuddle with you to make sure your ok ;-; -You both have definitely built a pillow fort for a little game date night, maybe more ;) -Pillow Fights occur too! - Overall one of the best cuddlers or best for you to cuddle with since our Otaku is adorable. Satan -Probably one of the most chill to sleep with out of everyone besides Belphie. -He is a bit flustered, but has always wanted to sleep with you and hold you. -Always last to go to bed since he reads for about an hour before he does so, unless you're a bookworm like he is. -Satan loves being a big spoon and having you in his arms.Yall’s sleeping position would definitely be you on top of him with your head in his chest. OMG- I bet he also loves to stroke/ play with your hair before going to sleep- ^^^ -I see his room to be cold, so.. BLANKETS! - He definitely snuck some cats to sleep with and cuddle amongst you both and the blankets and pillows. - And half of the time, you wake up with a book on your head XD -If you had a bad day, he is always there to listen to you, and will read to you if you’d like. -Honestly, the sweetest most considerate partner to sleep with, and will always respect you and big spoon you. Asmo -”Oh MC~ your in for a treat” -Oh you were.. This man has plans before going to bed, going to bed, and waking up- -He already had this planned. I bet you both do some pedicures, facemasks, paint yalls nails, etc, before going to bed, and he will make sure of it. (Unless you had a bad day) -He is such a big spoon, will cuddle into your chest, may give a few pecks there too. -He adores you and loves sleeping with you, he has many fantasies on what he wants to do and try out. -He puffs while he sleeps and it's very cute ^^, but might snore- rarely tho and do not tell him because he will always deny it. -I feel like you both would do pajama runway, if you're both too tired then just face masks and watch a rom com. -Likes room temperature at exactly 71. I don't know why but he says it's the perfect temperature but it is. -You both love pillows, stuffed animals, and wearing onesies. XDD -He wants you to feel good and feel amazing around him, he just wants the best for you and cuddle with you <3. Beel -Doesn’t even blush, he is just excited and has a cute grin on his face- awwwwww ^^. -He is a cuddler, so make sure he doesn’t squeeze the life out of you. XD -You both definitely watch movies and eat snacks before going to bed. If not then you both just cuddle and talk for a little bit about the day and tomorrow and much more! -He loves pillows so you both have lots of pillows in bed, and most of them are food pillows LMAO- -Sleeping position would probably be him big spooning you with his face in your hair, he loves the shampoo scent in your hair, it's calming to him. -He is very warm, so make sure the room temperature is pretty cold so you don’t overheat LMAO- -Sometimes Belphie will join you too and sleep with yall since you both are fun to cuddle with or be near, it's comforting to him. -Beel loves cuddling and sleeping with you overall, very sweet and such a cuddler. Belphie -YeS.. literally wanted this since the beginning. -Right when you even mention the idea he grabs you and cuddles you like his life depends on it. -He loves big spooning you and being spooned at the same time- -CuDDLes are his favorite thing in all of devildom, the celestial realm, human world, please give him the best cuddles. ^^ -You both have definitely used dream potions to be in each other's dreams and explore around them together. -NO ALARM CLOCKS ALLOWED, JUST NO.. Wake up late so you both can be in each others arms still and not be disturbed. -Don’t even ask, yall have done basically everything, pillow forts, onesies, pillow and blanket marathon, you name it. -He likes the temperature cold, meaning A: Having you closer in his arms, and B: More blankets and pillows. -He really doesn’t care what position yall sleep in, he just wants to be at least touching you. -There’s one warning though, he drools. -Overall, Loves sleeping with you, it's his favorite activity and time of day ever.
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