#and he plays it off like a Totally Normal Thing until they're fucking nasty

[samwinchesterthewitch]

dirty "Sam does porn to pay for college" Wincest thoughts

Dean finding Sam starring in porn while he's still in Stanford and jerking off to it every night, hating himself but managing to convince himself it's just because he misses Sam

Sam working with porn actors who look like his brother/remind him of his brother, and doing incest scenes where he's ALWAYS the little brother...he tells himself it's just better chemistry, better money

Dean watching a dude who looks suspiciously like him go "you like that? you like taking big brother's cock?" and imagining himself saying it and coming hard when Sam on screen moans "yes"

Dean trying SO hard not to get a boner when he and Sam are sparring in the pilot episode because he's thinking about every porno that he's watched Sam in and if they were in one now...

Sam one day finding Dean's stash of HIS pornos and just. not saying anything. but Dean knows something's off with his brother, he always knows, and eventually when he presses Sam too much Sam just blurts out "why did you save them"

Dean cracking little jokes about "i really liked (x) part" now that they both know and Sam gets fed up one day and snaps that "if you like it so much go jerk off to it" and the look on Dean's face instantly tells him that he has

Sam backtracking and trying to apologize for going that far, feeling...awkward is an understatement, but Dean pushes back and says y'know what, he will, and Sam is welcome to join him. and at first Sam is like haha no way you're kidding until Dean just shrugs and tells him, suit yourself, before taking out the laptop

Sam ends up joining him

[rubyreduji]

[minors dni]

greasy gamer pervert wonwoo who you're forced to live with because he's friends with your brother and now you guys share an apartment and he's the worst roommate ever because all he does is tease you and play video games

and he's such a fucking loser like barely wears pants and rarely does chores so you're left doing all of the cooking and cleaning. the only place you don't clean is wonwoo's room because you're too scared to go in there but every once in a while wonwoo comes out with a stack of dishes for you to do and you want to strangle him even more than normal

the most infuriating thing about living with wonwoo though is the fact that he's so effortlessly handsome and charming even when he's being the most rancid human being you've ever met. you'll be seconds away from yelling at him but then he shoots you a sly smile and suddenly you're doing his laundry for him

the factor of living with wonwoo that you weren't expecting at all is the way he's a total fucking pervert. you can hear his hentai porn videos blasting out of his speakers at 2am in the morning and you know it's on purpose because when he's gaming he always wears those digusting headphones that make his hair even greasier than it already is

then there was that time when you came home from a long day at work and wonwoo was in only his boxers on the couch, his dick pulled out from the leg, jerking himself hard, his other hand cupped around his balls. his whimpering was pathetic as he tried to get off. when you walked in you stopped right in the entrance, staring at him. neither of you said a word or made a move to leave either so wonwoo continued to buck up into his fist. he stared at you the whole time and you didn't take your eyes off of him either until he gasped and spurted semen all over his hand. after he finished you just scoffed and headed to your room and tried to banish all thoughts of just how long wonwoo was

after that day wonwoo got more bold with you. made sleazy comments to you and found any reason to put his hands on you and even started to coo about how you made such a good little house wife for him. you always brushed him off, calling him disgusting, but you could feel your resolve breaking everytime he'd brush up against you on his way to the bathroom or casually grope at your breasts while you were making dinner

everything comes to a head when you go to make a bowl of rice and realize that there are no bowls left in your cupboard which means they're all hiding in wonwoo's nasty gamer cave he calls a bedroom. you sigh as you make your way to his room. you knock but there's no response. ugh he probably has his headphones on

"wonwoo-" you open the door to chew him out but stop when you see the sight in front of you. first off wonwoo's room is not as dirty as you expected, but there is a pile of bowls sitting next to his PC. that's not what has you stopped though

laying on his bed is wonwoo, jerking off again, but this time he has a pair of pink cotton panties held up to his nose as he takes deep breaths, hand rapidly pumping at his length. the panties in his hand are the same panties you just put in your hamper before you took a shower

"f-fuck y/n," wonwoo gasps, glancing to where you're standing. "smells so fucking good. want the real thing in my face too. think about you every night doing this."

his eyes are drooped and hazed with lust and his too long hair is pulled back into a ponytail that makes him look way too sexy for your own good

he brings the cloth down from his nose and wraps his around his hard cock. "i-if you're gonna just s-stand there, least you can do is h-help out."

that's when everything breaks and you're on his bed, hand wrapping around his own as you press your lips up against his. he tastes like stale energy drinks and its gross but also so intoxicating

"want your pussy," wonwoo growls against your mouth. his long, bony fingers plunge into your shorts and panties and touch your dripping slit. he smirks at you before inserting two fingers in right away and you gasp. "so fucking good. so wet and warm."

he only fingers you for a few moments before he's tearing off your clothes and pulling on to his lap

"be lucky i'm not forcing my dick down your throat," wonwoo says as he lines his dick up to your pussy

he sheathes himself up into you and you whine and clamp down on him as wonwoo groans

"shit y/n. always knew your cunt would be perfect. now take it like a good girl."

wonwoo fucks you hard and fast and there are tears spilling out of your eyes by the time he's cumming inside of you, filling you up with his sticky white semen. he doesnt stop there though and flips your bodies over and starts to rut into you again. not that you're complaining at all. his dick hits in you do deep and you ashamedly loved the way he stares at you like you're nothing but an object to use

wonwoo cums in you again, his hand around your throat, his mouth on your tits. you hate how much you love it. wonwoo is panting into the valley of our breasts as he pulls out of you

"always knew you were a dirty girl who wanted me," he purrs. "don't deny it doll. you didn't stop me this time and you aren't going to stop me next time."

and you know he's right, already desiring to do it again

wonwoo is still the worst roommate ever but at least now he can make up for it with his dick

[part 2]

[thornescratch]

Ask game: prison au 😈

Some author who is much cooler than me wrote a really good prison AU for Star Wars called “Help is coming one day late” in response to an anonymous writing prompt (that I may very well have actually sent you in the first place, I think this was before we actually were talking to each other) and even though modern SW AUs rarely satisfy me, this one had great Oz vibes and made me sit up and go "Ooooh?"

So then I joined her server and awkwardly tried to make friends with her and then blurted out HEY CAN I WRITE SOME MORE OF YOUR PRISON AU because frankly I wanted to write the sex scene that would follow the end of the last piece she wrote, and she was nice enough to say yes.

The thing that fascinated me about the prison AU is that, as I mentioned, SW modern AUs don’t always do it for me because the original SW characters and settings are really hard to translate and transplant easily into modern settings, and for me, there has to be some fundamental similarities or connections to the canon setting or material, and if there isn’t, you have to adequately do the setup or arc for why that is, or how that change takes place, and what that then impacts. (I mean, that is, for me to generally enjoy writing or reading it. People can and should do whatever they want; my preferences do not have any bearing on that.)

So it was interesting to me to read and then contemplate how Luke, who is generally the most powered up character in the standard SW setting, ends up at the bottom of the heap in this prison AU; how will his normal arc and abilities eventually translate over? Will they? Oz was a great show with all the multiple characters and bonkers storytelling it carried, and it did a really nice job of showing people in their different areas of strength and knowledge, and how that adapted over times. Luke, Din, and Boba aren’t actual analogies to the characters and connections of Beecher, Keller, and Schillinger, but there’s enough similar plot and character beats between universes to have fun playing with-- I mean, someone getting a hand cut off is totally a major plot point for both canons.

But really it was the lure of writing a nasty-ass shower sex scene, since Mark Hamil was nice enough to have filmed Circumstantial Evidence for inspiration. And the whole figuring out of how three people fuck in a major prison setting. Anyway. You’ve seen most of this already, Dark, and bits of it are scattered over discord, so this is just that most recent bit you’ve seen with a few lines tacked on the end.

"Losing a fight isn't the worst thing in the world," Din tells him seriously, when they're sitting at a cafeteria table for breakfast. On his other side, Boba snorts and Din kicks Boba without looking. Boba doesn't so much as flinch; Luke does, but he's been getting better about that.

Today, Din is across from him and Boba is sitting next to Luke, with Vizsla perpetually on Luke's other side; they shift back and forth on who sits with Luke, but they rarely sit next to each other now. It didn't make sense to Luke at first, given how open they were normally about being together, until one of the evenings where he was next to Din and Boba was across from him. One moment he was pushing macaroni around his plate, and in the next moment, Boba had one foot on top of the table and was lunging up and across, already airborne; Din shoved Luke partially under the table, just in time to keep him from getting kicked in the head by Vizsla who also went over the top, and then from his vantage point half on the bench and half under the table, Luke saw Din blindly backhand swing a tray into someone's face, and then join the fray. Like most prison fights, it was over in under three minutes, and everyone was back to their seats except for the single semi-conscious Sith member bleeding on the floor, before the guards could even begin sorting out what had happened.

Two things are pretty clear to Luke after that: he's a weak spot, which he already knew, and they're covering for it. For now, anyway.

"We all lose fights at some point," Woves says. "Better to put the effort in. Take damage, give damage. There's always another fight down the road."

"Oya manda," someone says from farther down the table.

Luke makes a humming noise of agreement. After several months of it, he'd rather not have to always resort to fighting, all things considering. But he's not about to say that, and in any case, no one seems to expect it from him yet.

"It happens," Din says. He shrugs. "Once, a while ago, I had my car stolen. They straight up stripped to the frame almost, and they were towing it off when I got back."

Boba sniggers again, and Din kicks him again. This time Luke doesn't flinch, though it's more because he's distracted by the story.

"So what happened?" he asks.

"I chased them down—fuck, they were in this modified ridiculous shell of an RV that wasn't street legal at all but they'd done something to it to make it work. Followed them all the way back to their chop shop and I was ready to burn the whole place down at that point." Din shakes his head. "It was a shit car, too. Not sure why they wanted it."

Vizsla nudges Luke hard enough to almost knock him off the bench. "Ask him what happened next," he says.

"Um," Luke says. "Did you burn it down?"

Din sighs. "No. There was another group of them I didn't know about, and they caught me by surprise. They came out from a blind turn and t-boned the bike I was on, so they got away."

"You’re leaving shit out," Vizsla says. "Who was this group of thieves?"

Din just grunts and stabs his scrambled eggs.

"He got his shit wrecked by a gang of kids," Vizsla says, with palpable delight "Just a bunch of twelve-year-olds who helped steal cars. And they hit him with a dumpster that they pushed out of the alley, and then they took off while he was still pinned under the bike."

"They weren't twelve," Din says. "Most of them were teenagers. Some of them probably had driver's licenses."

"You lost a fight to a bunch of kids who live on the street and steal cars?" Luke asks.

"He definitely did not win," Vizsla says at the same time that Din says, "It was more of a chase than a fight."

"I lost my first fight that really mattered," Boba chimes in, unexpectedly. "I was trying to kill the man who killed my father." He taps his spork on the tabletop.

"When was that?" Luke asks. Boba rarely gives up information about himself; anything Luke gets tends to be secondhand off Din or the others, and he can't help but want to know more if Boba's in the mood to talk.

Boba hums, chin propped on his hand. "A long time. I was thirteen. First time I went to prison."

"You went to prison at thirteen?" Luke says. His ability to ask questions without his voice rising into overly horrified range has been tested this morning.

Boba pats Luke's thigh, his hand heavy and warm. He leaves it there. Maybe Luke wasn't as smooth as he thought he was about covering his flinch. "He's dead, and I'm not," Boba says. He shrugs. "I'm in prison. But he didn't put me in this one. I still won the war."

"The point is losing a fight isn't always that big a deal," Din says. "Most of the time, you can recover."

"Unless you're dead," Vizsla says.

"Yeah, try not to do that part," Woves adds.

"Noted," Luke says. He uses a floppy crust of bread to push his eggs around on the plate, like that will make them in any way more palatable or transformed from the powder they were reconstituted from. The crust just bends. They don't actually get toast, just regular cheap bread slices. One more little indignity in prison, that the toast is never actually toast.

A foot taps his shin lightly and Luke looks up from his tray. Din pushes his fruit cup across the table to him. "Eat it," he says.

"You don’t have to—" Luke starts, and then Boba's hand tightens on his thigh.

"But you do," Boba says, unyielding. And Luke shuts up and takes the fruit cup.

He peels the top off, careful not to let any of the syrup spill out, and he's about to start eating because he already ate his own and it is better than anything left on his tray, when Boba takes both it and the spork from him.

"Open up," he says, and the mild, pleasant expression on his face could mean nothing or anything.

Luke can feel the eyes on him, Din's included, and tries not to notice it; he folds his hands in his lap, leans forward, and opens his mouth obediently. It's just part of his role, here at the table and overall.

Boba gives him all the peaches first, his favorite, and then on to pineapple, and finally the pears. "Look at that," Boba says as they get to the end, "a cherry." So there is, unnaturally red, balanced on the bowl of the spork.

Luke leans forward even further before Boba can proffer it, and takes it carefully between his lips, holding it there for a few seconds before letting it disappear into his mouth

[orionsangel86]

100% agree on the selfcest, like

Marvel don't have the balls

They're don't have gay people because they're afraid of backlash, you really think selfcest is the way they're going to go????

Things I wanna know:

WHERE IS B-15 MY BELOVED

They??? Kidnapped an CHILD??? how the fuck did a child step out of your ridiculously drawn boundaries??

Of course they were androids, can't be that easy to contact them. That basically means that Ravonne(?) was in charge. Get the truth out of her, Sylvie

Actually, does this mean that "Time Keepers" don't exist at all?? And this is all a play by a mortal Man™ to keep Order™? A Thanos 2.0?

Fuckin' KNEW pruning wasn't death. Like FIRST of all - pruning? Weird name and in Gardening doesn't it mean to cut away the extra leaves to allow new growth? That doesn't mean the cut part of the plant is dead

What do you think that place is? Also, can't believe they Wandavision and didn't bhage mid credit scenes until EP 4

Ahhh I've only just seen this ask and OOooh I have sooo many of the same thoughts here!

On the selfcest - I don't think using their lack of gay people is actually a great argument against them going for it. Remember that this is selfcest between a man and a woman (well, a male presenting and female presenting Loki anyway which means straight people get to look at them and consider it "normal")

I actually totally think Marvel WOULD choose selfcest between a male and female presenting Loki over any "gay stuff" because I just think Disney are that nasty.

Remember how in Supernatural The CW signed off on Dean textually showing sexual attraction to a DOG (which was very clearly shown to be a female dog) and yet threw a MASSIVE homophobic hissy fit when the show tried to imply he reciprocated Cas's gay feelings to the extent that they totally butchered and ruined the plot of the last two episodes of the show to cover up the gay?

These networks are more willing to support the concept of bestiality between male and female presenting different species than explicitly gay scenes between two consenting men (Looking at you Beauty and the Beast)

So yeah, I would totally believe that Disney would choose the path of "heterosexual appearing" selfcest over anything remotely gay

(yes I know that Loki being attracted to women doesn't make him heterosexual yes I know bierasure is a very real problem and as an actual real life bisexual person I am well aware of this but do NOT give Disney this pass okay.)

That being said, whilst I totally think Disney WOULD choose this route over say, canon romance between Loki and Mobius, I still don't think Loki and Silvie will be a thing. Mobius even called it out in the episode as being twisted and nasty (it IS guys even if you think it's in character for Loki, it's just weird and icky...) so I think it's a misdirect. Its basically this:

"I have feelings for you!"

"I have feelings for you too!"

Narrator: "The feeling was friendship, but neither of them had ever experienced it before."

Anyways, enough about the selfcest!

1. B-15 IS GONNA KICK ASS AND BE AMAZING

2. Oh I actually think there is gonna be a good explanation for that based on Ravonna's refusal to tell Sylvie what the reason was. (Still think maybe it has something to do with the fact that Sylvie isn't actually a Loki? (Please Disney, if you are going for the Loki/Sylvie love pairing route at LEAST reveal her to NOT be a Loki but the Enchantress instead! THAT would make sense!!!)) Otherwise it's probably going to be because she was a GOOD Loki. Like, a Loki who was raised with love and knew who she was and was growing up to make good choices and be a good person and that just didn't fit the timekeepers narrative (which actually makes the whole child abduction thing even worse...)

3. Yeah the time keepers being fake seemed a bit obvious to me, but I still don't think its Ravonna who is in charge. I think it's gonna be a wizard of Oz type situation where it's just some man with an over inflated ego in charge of the whole thing. I've heard rumours about a dude called Kang? But I don't know enough about the comics to really going into any further detail about that.

4. OMG that is such a great point about pruning. You prune plants to keep them neat and growing the way you want them to rather than leaving them to just grow crazy and chaotically the way nature intended. The point is that pruning is a form of control which is technically against nature. But you're right that the pruned pieces aren't dead technically, you can prune, propagate, and regrow.

I think that place is gonna be some sort of dumping ground for all pruned things, both pruned people, and the items on the timeline that were "reset". So you know how young Sylvie was playing with the toy ship? They took Sylvie, and "reset" the timeline which caused the toys to disappear. I think the toys will also be in this place that Loki is now in with all his alternate versions. It's gonna be like a weird pocket dimension or something.

I was so annoyed about that midcredit scene lol! I wasn't expecting it so just stopped watching when the credits first rolled and didn't know Loki came back at first! It was only when I saw people talking about it on here that I was like wait a sec... and went back and watched it! Urgh! What a sneaky trick!!! Lol!

Aahh this answer got long and rambly but please let me know what you think about all this! I am still really enjoying this show even with the icky selfcest implications and can't wait to see the next episode!