#and he has the stuffed animal she won in one of his pic dumps
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He went to an amusement park with the Sofia girl he’s following 🥹 look at his last photo dump & her post from today. Same background & same stuffed animal
omg i didn’t even realise!! maybe they linked up 👀👀 and yall are some spies im telling you cause how did you see that 😭
#in all honesty i didnt even know which sofia we are talking abt 💀#i had to do my own research fr#and he has the stuffed animal she won in one of his pic dumps#or maybe they just went to same amusement park on dif days WE NEVER KNOW#— inbox 🧸
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Globe, June 1
Cover: Prince Andrew broke and facing eviction
Page 2: Up Front & Personal (to my knowledge, none of these pics are taken from Instagram) -- Ashley Greene, Patrick Schwarzenegger on an elliptical bike, Ariel Winter holding tennis balls and a bandage on her thumb after a kitchen mishap
Page 3: Ryan Phillippe on a jog, Mena Suvari and husband Michael Hope load up the car, Chris Pratt lugs around a pillow while out with son Jack
Page 4: Rose McGowan has accused Bill Maher of making a crude comment to her about his manhood when she appeared on his show Politically Incorrect more than 20 years ago, Courteney Cox is longing for beau Johnny McDaid during lockdown and she’s begging him to make her a bride when they finally reunite
Page 5: Crocodile Dundee star Paul Hogan is spilling his guts on how he won and lost the love of his life ex-wife Linda Kozlowski in his new memoir
Page 6: Brutal North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has been secretly murdered by his blood-thirsty sis Kim Yo-jong and replaced with a body double
Page 7: Televangelist Jim Bakker who recently got into hot water for hawking a bogus cure for coronavirus has been felled by a stroke
Page 8: Cover Story -- Prince Andrew’s money meltdown -- $15M blackmail payout in Jeffrey Epstein scandal put him in the poor house and now has heaped new humiliation on Britain’s royal family after being sued for welching on an $8.2 million mortgage and hit with charges he plundered $440,000 from a charity
Page 10: Meghan Markle hates her funky feet -- a cameraman who says he shot her before she was known as Prince Harry’s squeeze claims her difficult reputation preceded her and says she demanded pricey champagne and brought an entourage and laid down strict rules that included not shooting her terrible tootsies which have unsightly scars on them possibly to repair ugly bunions, Prince Harry sold his prized hunting rifles under the guise of pleasing wife Meghan Markle because the animal-loving duchess is known for her dislike of the royal’s beloved blood sports but the secret $60,000 sale of the guns was made to keep the cash-strapped couple afloat -- please don’t go hunting
Page 11: Kelly Ripa’s suspicious husband Mark Consuelos once faked a flower delivery to catch her cheating in the early days of their marriage, Gwyneth Paltrow’s hoity-toity boutique Goop in London was targeted by vandals who dumped a stinky pile of manure on its doorstep
Page 12: Celebrity Buzz -- Sarah Silverman (picture), Ricky Gervais and Padma Lakshmi and The People’s Court Judge Marilyn Milian are quarantining with the help of fine wine and other lofty libations, Joe Giudice is plugging sex toys, Jerry Seinfeld’s wife Jessica Seinfeld says he yells all the time instead of talking in a normal voice and Jerry says it’s something comedians do, quirky clotheshorse Diane Keaton has finally cleaned out her stuffed closet tossing beloved threads and shoes and tattered fashion memories into large garbage bags
Page 13: Arnold Schwarzenegger (picture), Adam Sandler (picture), Hilary Duff (picture), after years of making moolah plugging acne products Justin Bieber now oozes praise for wife Hailey Baldwin and her savvy skin tricks for zapping away his zits
Page 14: Kesha keeps her famous derriere in silky smooth shape with pampering treatments and uses sheet beauty masks on her behind and admits it’s a huge asset having longtime beau Brad Ashenfelter around for gratifying applications, Zooey Deschanel’s very public romance with new boyfriend Property Brothers reality star Jonathan Scott has sparked backlash from wisecrackers, Fashion Verdict -- Garcelle Beauvais 3/10, Brittany Snow 5/10, Juliette Binoche 9/10, Penelope Cruz 4/10
Page 16: Ambitious Michelle Obama wanted a high-flying career not kids and is angry at husband Barack Obama after he persuaded her into birthing and raising their two daughters as he climbed to the presidency
Page 17: Ariana Grande and her mom have been granted a five-year restraining order to keep an obsessed fan at bay after the smitten stalked showed up unannounced at her L.A. estate
Page 19: 10 Things You Don’t Know About Patrick Stewart, Chip Gaines nearly talked his way out of a second date with future wife Joanna Gaines who was less than impressed by his motormouth
Page 20: True Crime
Page 23: Rob Kardashian is freaking out over his fading finances and is hitting up his famous family for handouts but big sis Kim Kardashian and her billionaire husband Kanye West and the rest of the clan are done bailing out the 33-year-old and even his mom Kris Jenner is sick of writing check after check only to see Rob waste every dime on his terrible lifestyle -- he’s been begging them for cash but they’ve told him to get out there and earn it himself
Page 24: The Miseries They Took to the Grave -- Roy Horn, Jerry Stiller, Little Richard
Page 26: Health Report
Page 30: Brad Pitt is being wooed to appear in the new Jackass movie which will begin filming in July -- Brad’s known Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass team for years and his one famous on-camera stunt for the TV series where he helped fake his own kidnapping is one of the favorite things he’s ever done in show business, Queen guitarist Brian May is in relentless pain after ripping his gluteus maximus to shreds while gardening, Robert De Niro wants to portray Andrew Cuomo in a movie and New York’s governor couldn’t be more pleased because he’s a big fan of the star
Page 34: Kelly Clarkson is tightening the purse strings by listing two of her three mega mansions for sale and more changes are coming because she’s being very sensible about her finances and making adjustments that reflect where the world is today, new Monopoly game is based on the TV series Breaking Bad and player tokens include a gas mask and an acid vat and hotels are superlabs
Page 38: Real Life
Page 40: Hugh Laurie is going daffy during isolation and pals fear he’s headed for a major meltdown -- he’s been climbing the walls at his country mansion near London and pushing everyone away, Dakota Johnson has struggled with depression and anxiety for at least 15 years and says she’s learned to find it beautiful because she feels the world
Page 44: Straight Talk -- Don’t blubber about Adele’s fat-fighting
Page 45: The death curse that haunted tragic Anna Nicole Smith has struck again -- her former lover Mark Hatten was gunned down in broad daylight
Page 47: Hollywood Flashback -- Sissy Spacek in Carrie, Bizarre But True
#tabloid#tabloid toc#grain of salt#prince andrew#jeffrey epstein#prince charles#kim jong-un#michelle obama#anna nicole smith#mark hatten#kelly ripa#Mark Consuelos#meghan markle#prince harry#rose mcgowan#bill maher#courteney cox#johnny mcdaid#paul hogan#crocodile dundee#jim bakker#ariana grande#patrick stewart#rob kardashian#roy horn#jerry stiller#little richard#brad pitt#jackass#hugh laurie
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