#and he has good thighs

[fisheito]

EVeryONE STOP SENDIGN ME THE mOoncake YAKUMO IM NOT OK!!!!!!!!+++++++++

[warpedwings]

Misha Collins • Working Out

Running

[spacepunksupreme]

Sean Connery as Agamemnon in Time Bandits (1981)

if you even care

[moe-broey]

WAJT THAT REMINDS ME

His thin fucking waist........ the delicate curve........ his fat fucking thighs............

[ridiasfangirlings]

Saruhiko’s daughter playing dress up with him.

Imagine Fushimi just standing there with dead fish eyes as his daughter uses him as a living fashion mannequin XD He can’t say no to her obviously, because he’s always hyper-aware of Ways I Could Possibly Screw Up My Kid, so if she wants him to dress up and have a tea party then that is what they are doing. Fushimi doesn’t care much for the frilly dress but he’ll wear it if that’s what his daughter wants (though imagine even when he’s playing dress up he’s still got all these knives on under his clothes, and where most kids would have stuffed animals as the party guests Fushimi’s kid has a few of his knives that she’s named and propped up in small chairs). Imagine he even ends up hesitantly asking Kusanagi if Anna has any dresses she’s grown out of, because his kid is always staring at Anna like she just saw a princess but Fushimi doesn’t really know where people go to buy those kinds of clothes. Kusanagi is pretty amused when Fushimi asks though and Anna herself probably gifts him a whole pile of cute dresses, some a bit too big for his daughter but just Fushimi’s size, all with this knowing smile.

Of course it has to happen that one day an emergency comes up while Fushimi’s on a day off with his daughter and he has to come help. Imagine he has his own apartment near S4 that he lives in with his daughter because the dorms are too cramped (and Munakata keeps showing up unannounced to bond) so no one has ever actually seen Fushimi dressed up. There’s a Strain taking hostages right by the apartment though and Munakata and Awashima are both away on some kind of important political summit. Akiyama assures Fushimi that they can handle it on their own if he’s busy but Fushimi doesn’t like this Strain being so close to where his daughter lives so he tells her he’ll be right back. The squad meanwhile are trying to hostage negotiate with the Strain when the Strain suddenly pitches forward, collapsing with knives pinning them to the ground. The squad are all relieved like it’s Fushimi-san, which is when Fushimi appears in a frilly dress, sun hat and heels, grumbling about how his tea party got interrupted and what a pain. 

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

C R O T C H 🩲 C A M

[microtyalm13]

alright shitposting hours are over. have some wips with gavriil's reference

[fisheito]

Resting body temperature headcanons based on pure speculation

[satans-knitwear]

Wait you had sex??? Lemme pop the kettle on! I want details! Let me live vicariously through you! 😭

It has been soooo long i was scared they'd changed it since i last gave it a go. But nope! Its all good! I remembered how it works!! Roughly. Hips ached gloriously well into the next day.

Good friend of mine from the pub, total gentleman. We played a game of pool (really badly on my part) before hand. And afterwards, when we were wanting to actually sleep, my dogs were already in the bed so we had to sleep seperatly, either side of those ridiculous creatures. Which amused me greatly.

[toshidou]

I'll just be sat there, and suddenly remember just how big Mr. Simon "Ghost" Riley is. Just so physically imposing, built like an ox, would block the sun from your vision when he stands in front of you, just absolutely fucking massive.

... I want him so bad

[dexaroth]

watch the cunt shrink like its fucking nothing. brilliant innit

[stevethehairington]

was going to try to write today but instead i have spent the last hour thinking up tattoos for eddie to have

[theinfinitedivides]

no but fr tho have we noticed that whenever this man eats anything she introduces him to it's like he's having an out-of-body experience? the Japanese restaurant. the beer. the instant ramyeon by the Han River. the roasted eggs at the sauna do i need to keep going

[peppermintmochafem]

would love to hear more about what aftercare looks like for you

see the thing I love about aftercare is that really at the end of the day I just want to take care of someone. I want them to be able to feel like a good useful thing and in exchange they get to be my kept thing and I have to take care of my things. I want them to be my obedient pet that doesn't have to think for themself so of course I will care for them the way you care for a pet. I think the most beautiful thing about aftercare is knowing what someone needs and being able to provide them.

So that's a long way of saying it depends because at it's core it's just about taking care of them and that's what I love about it. I love getting them something to eat if they are hungry and water to drink if they need it. I love tending to their sore spots and gently reminding them how well they took me as I teasingly press on their developing bruises when putting neospirin or cbd lotion on them. I loveee cuddling and reassurance and telling them how good they are.

[odeliba]

let's discuss

[pawsitivevibe]

Technically he's purpose-bred to stand on grooming tables and trot in a circle.