#and goat's narinder who has no legs because the other bishops cut them off

[paintpaintpaintman]

"A lot of people are relying on you to pull it together."

I've been sick and frustrated with art block, and yesterday had a fever-induced epiphany about what it would be like when the Lamb finds out the Goat is a "fainting goat".

Fainting goats don't actually faint. Rather, they have a disorder called myotonia congenita. To put this simply, myotonia congenita is a disorder where one is unable to relax their muscles quickly after a contraction, which happens to fainting goats when they are frightened and try to flee. These "faints" last for 10-20 seconds and cause no pain (you know, unless they fall off of or into something). It is an uncontrollable disorder for the Goat, as medication to control myotonia has yet to be invented. For this reason, the Goat is a pacifist, not because they are a coward, so to speak, but because they would die each time.

The Goat was not sacrificed-- they would have been! But their captors weren't expecting them to go completely stiff and fall over, which resulted in them falling off the side of the tall passage they were walking to see the Bishops, where their spine cracked and they met an untimely death. The Lamb's neck constantly hurts, and the Goat's back constantly burns. Oh, to be a dead bovid!!!