#and girls fawn aaaaaall over him jfc it’s annoying

[cold-heart-warm-writings]

Ouran Host Club members as crazy shit my brother has done and some of his ailments

Hikaru- Revealed his ass tatt at a family dinner with our aunt and uncle - Dude (Hikaru) told his aunt she looks like a frog and then attacked her with said frog, I don’t think he’d have any qualms with showing off his new ass tatt

Mori - Broke his wrist while skateboarding home drunk, didn’t realize it because his pain tolerance is so high, still threw cousins into a lake, ended up needing two surgeries to fix his wrist. - My brother is, as we like to describe, stupid strong, and with the way Mori lifted Haruhi in the first ep like she was nothing? He also seems stupid strong and maybe a bit oblivious to his own pain.

Honey - Snuck out to McDonald’s in the middle of the night and got caught because he put the receipt in the visor and it landed in our dad’s lap the next morning - Honey decided to add McDonald’s ice cream with his midnight cake eating.

Tamaki- Adopting a puppy in college without telling my parents (and NOT having a job at the time to pay for said puppy’s needs). (was going to say, surprise, my gf and I are pregnant! Jk, I adopted a dog, but then decided not to go that route. My mom agreed that out of all his recent decisions, that was the best one.) - Tamaki might be the King of the Host Club, but he is not the King of Thinking Things Through

Kyoya - Went the wrong way on a train in Whales, and ended up getting a ride home with a famous Welsh race car driver - Kyoya would only get on the wrong train if he was extra tired, but he knows all the famous people, so of course the guy he gets a ride home from is a famous race car driver.

Haruhi - Got stung by a jellyfish that wrapped itself all around his body from his legs all the way across his torso, and then everyone, including our Grandpa 100s of miles away, offered to come pee on him. - Haruhi seems like she’d have that kind of bad luck and that everyone would want to “help” her.

Kaoru - found a stray chicken in the middle of the city his senior year, “adopt” it, named it Lizzie, had our mom say “um??? No???” and pay money to take it to a farm (where they did NOT kill it), and then proceeded to have my mother booed at the senior band concert because she didn’t let him keep the chicken. Oh, and then have the chicken end up not being a chicken. He’s a rooster. - Kaoru likes to boo Tamaki, and even though adopting a random chicken does seem more like Mori vibes… the getting my mom booed at the concert screams a petty Kaoru, so there you have it.

Renge - Blowing everyone’s minds at his job because he’s a good talker, especially with older people, and even had someone try to wed off his teenage daughter (hard no). - Renge somehow gets whatever she wants, and my brother is somehow able to make amazing deals happen to get just about whatever he wants. It’s a wild time.