#and get the ‘father… I fear I shan’t survive till the morn… take me to the garden to see… one last time’ treatment

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

hey Tommy, what's toddler tommy treatment?

GOD ITS SO FUCKING STIFLING

It’s when Wilbur (or Techno, sometimes) mother hens over you for fucking. FOREVER

Three days minimum!!!

You get hello kitty or Spider-Man bandaids on ANY injury on your body and get like. A water cup, a tea cup, a Gatorade or sports drink cup, and a cup of a drink you like — but there’s NO FUCKING WAY YOURE FINISHING ANY BECAUSE THEY REFILL THEM‼️‼️

You get smothered and buried in blankets and carried around like you’re a sickly Victorian child if you need to go anywhere . You get almost TOO many little face kisses and get piled with so many blankets and pillows you get Too Warm >:((( and have to bribe them to take off a few blankets. By promising to drink EVEN MORE WATER 💔💔

You get spoon fed and treated like a baby and they NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE

It was fun the first few times 🙄🙄