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arctic-hands · 6 months ago

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Doubly glad my number wasn't called for jury duty today because my period started and I'm so bloated I wouldn't have been able to button up my one Professional Shirt and I don't know what I would have worn to not get me held in contempt of court

#i hold nothing but contempt for our court system but that's beside the point #i can't afford a fine or jail time rn #anyway ow my uterus #it's funny because i and everyone else summoned had to wait like forty five minutes for the court site to stop crashing #eventually i gave up and called and then once i managed to actually get thru (the phone lines were tied up)#and get past the extremely long winded pre-recorded spiel of how to behave as an Ideal Juror #i finally get to the pre-recorded message that was gonna tell us if our numbers were called #and then the voice tells us they actually don't need jurors for Friday repeat there are no jurors needed for Friday #and when the site finally loaded it confirmed that #＼(^o^)／

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