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ohfugecannada · 14 days ago

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I said this earlier in the tags of another post, but given how Drax, Peter, Gamora and Rocket all acted as Groot ii’s parents, and the fact that in a galaxy full of alien cultures there’s bound to be tons of societies where non-monogamous dynamics are the norm or at least fairly common, it’s highly likely the four of them were mistaken for a polycute raising a kid at least a few times by some of their clients.

#gotg #marvel #MCU #guardians of the galaxy #rocket raccoon #Peter quill #star lord #gamora #drax #gamora zen whoberi ben titan #drax the destroyer #Groot #Groot ii #baby Groot #basically the male/female duo are mistaken for a romantic couple cliche except make it poly #I was never into the poly guardians ship but I feel like the idea of them being seen as one by others would make for some peak comedy #like imagine they get work with a eusocial Queen alien and she treats drax like the leader since he’s clearly a queen and her drones #since he’s the biggest and the other 3 are tiny compared to him #and also congratulates him on his first brood hatchling Groot #or they get a job with a proud warrior race society™️®️ who have a similar males lay about while his female harem hunt dynamic to lions #and one of the female hunters says to gamora that her mates are pretty competent fighters for males #and gam doesn’t know what to be more offended by; the sexist slight at her friends #or the idea anybody would think she’d mate with any one of those idiots let alone all three #which then results in an argument breaking out between the three guys about who would be the best female hunter #with rocket insisting he’d basically be carrying the hunting party single handedly

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