#and fucking CHAMOMILE VINAGRETTE
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host: hey i'm gonna make a plum cake when you come over for dinner! my plum tree has a great crop this year, i'm really excited about it!!!
me, internally: i'm allergic to plums, but it's a pretty mild allergy and if they're cooked it should be fine; i don't need to make a fuss when she's so jazzed about it
me at dinner, having taken two bites of the green salad and noticing that my mouth is suddenly numb and prickly: ah, you... put them in the salad too? what a... nice idea...
#an entirely preventable tragedy#this happened a week ago and my mouth still isn't back to normal#also not only were there plums in the salad#there were also peaches and nectarines (which i'm more allergic to than plums)#DATES which i'm still more allergic to#and fucking CHAMOMILE VINAGRETTE#when chamomile is my worst allergy of all#this salad could literally have been a targeted assassination attempt lmao#and on top of all that?#it wasn't even good!!!#it was ridiculously sweet!!!!#shut up lulu
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