#and for bitches ruining cod lore

[forsworned]

tiktok is nothing but a cesspool of youtuber drama and booktok not knowing the difference hesh and keegan and i literally cannot be on there

[miguel-owhora]

i know zero cod lore what did konig do

he's a little bitch

on a serious note, it's not what he - his character - specifically did, it's what his fanbase did. i think last year(?) there was a splurge of konig fans who were crazy over him. to the point where they would deliberately start replacing gaz (one of the main characters in cod) with the big ass white ass bitch. "look, it's task force 141" but it's just ghost, price, soap, and mf konig. thats not 141, that's just 4 white guys

sure, some people just like konig bc idk and i get it, you prefer one character over the other, but it becomes an issue when a character of color just gets replaced over and over again by a white man all because he's tall and wears a mask. konig doesn't even have a deliberate backstory, nevermind a place within the main cod game. he's literally just an operator, a background character in a background game.

even more so when these exact same people pull up the excuse of "oh, i just dont know how to write gaz 🥺🥺🥺" like???? just say you're racist and go. GAZ IS LITERALLY A MAIN CHARACTER IN THE MAIN COD GAMES + YOU LITERALLY PLAY HIS CHARACTER !!!!! we learn so much about him, about his backstory and personality and mannerisms, and he's such an interesting character but they fucking replace him with a white man.

speaking of konig, i also hate how the fandom characterize him as either: a creep and a stalker who's abusive and so damn toxic, or as a shy and uwu person who can't ask for ketchup (okay but the art goes hard for both versions) like ! he's neither, he's a confident, arrogant, and skilled colonel who - at most - gets awkward sometimes. he's not some creep who steals your underwear or uses his rank to get you, or someone who cries whenever someone yells at him. HES NEITHER OF THOSE HE'S JUST SOME GUY.

so tldr: the fandom ruined konig for me, so i have a love-hate relationship with that stupid bitch.

[mxdice]

skin 8 robin :)

I know what you are.

Anyway there are a few Skin 8 Robins that I know of, mainly Ponzoña who is a wet little cat and Jod of Man Tiddy Monday but I know why you asked Me specifically to talk about this Robin.

So let's put the actual her on screen using art that you made.

EURYDICE aka Dice aka IsohedralMaenad aka The Abbess aka Cerise aka Pandore aka-

She has a lot of names for different occasions, and is a kinda complicated beast to explain.

So, BB huh.

She was the commentator sona that I used but effectively became her own character, a fae-like being who had a pet extradimensional horror that fed on the emotions of people that fought inside of it named The Alleyway, particularly the strong ones released when someone's hard kept secret was revealed. She was basically using this power as a battery to ascend to godhood, and the tournament as a whole was her way of collecting various pieces of "Narrative Relevance" or, basically just MacGuffins.

She started by stealing the Lore Book, aka the submission form. She now knew the basic components of each character. Then she stole various spirits, which were used as a way to further characterization. Then a sword that could destroy fragments of deific power from Celadon, and absorbed the Bitch Box a place that simply nullified all things inside it and trapped them outside of time. Then various forms of Slutch which were primordial soup mimicking the powers of the original three Cods in CPUK (timeline splitting, acceleration, undeath). Then by taking the powers of someone who existed outside of everything, Schrödinger, she gained the ability to kind of cut things between averages? Like slice the barrier between concepts that are diametrically opposed. This doesn't come up cause she thinks it's fucked up.

Then she "absorbed" the Alleyway (by slicing the barrier between consumption and nonconsumption, removing the Alleyway, gaining its power, and not killing it) and sent herself directly to a parallel universe.

Eventually she just became powerful enough to become the God of Knowledge and mellowed the fuck out. It was revealed that she only *wanted* this power so she could share everything ever learned with everyone. Basically assuring herself that she could ruin everything because she would know how to fix it at a later date. Everything she did end up fucking up was either so minor that it didn't matter, or was fixed after her ascension. Overall she's considered like, a pretty alright person?

As the Abbess she created a gigantic library formed from the Alleyway and the sum of all of her knowledge, free for anyone. It's hard to explain in text but yeah. God of Knowledge, weird freak, a Vriska.