#and failsafe creatures (void glitch etc) are excluded because theyre situational

[moreeels]

floor 2 pissing me OFF (not really) so i made a tierlist of how good each monster (that i know is in floor 2) would be to eat because. well they need to know that the food chain isnt a one-way street.

explanations below the cut because i swear this isnt just based on how mad i am at each creature

s tier; figure is literally a walking chunk of spam. thats my safe food right now. Putting you in ramen. i think seek would have a texture of udon or some other kind of thick noodle and the splotches would be messy in the same way crab legs or spicy wings are (that is to say, very satisfying). and i love eating spiders (no i dont)

a tier; i could see eyes as a sort of mixed berry flavor?? like i might drink them. the flavor itself would be weak though so down a tier. the render for hide doesnt do it justice here but in floor 2 its a darker red and its indicators make me think it would be a little aromatic?? i would very much try it. idk if it would be a filling meal though so a tier.

b tier; similar to eyes i dont think the flavor would be very strong. might be comparable to eating a plastic bag in terms of texture. if its blue raspberry i might get enjoyment out of it. screech is similar to seek in terms of texture but the teeth seem like such a pain to eat around.... Also imagine the emotional toll. dupe might be tasty like jerky but without much meat or fat on its bones (going off of a few of its appearances where it has spindly fingers) it wouldnt be very good otherwise. giggle is reminiscent of deep cave creatures so id imagine its very very lean which. boo.

c tier; i love rush but in-game its nothing more than a bundle of smoke + wouldnt be surprised if the face is similar to ash.... im not eating smoke and ash come on now. regarding gloombats i hate when bugs fly into me in general so im not putting a fucking moth in my mouth.