#and even then he was like ��yeah a distant cousin or smth idk”

[alexandraisyes]

The cutest reminder ever that the way family works in TSAMS canon is that two parties have to be in mutual agreement that they are family. If one party doesn't agree then they aren't family. Parties can revoke familial ties whenever they want and that means they are no longer family.

"Code Relation" theory is stupid because you're then implying that Eclipse is Sun and Moon's child. Which he isn't. Or that Killcode is somehow Moon's child and his brother at the same time that he's Eclipse, Lunar and Bloodmoon's "father" at the same time that they're Sun and Moon's grand children. Like, we're seeing the issue here, right?

Don't make things more complicated than it has to be. Just accept the fact that family is literally determined by a verbal agreement between two animatronics and nothing else because none of them were born from wombs. That means respecting canon when characters in canon decide that they aren't comfortable being family (like Eclipse) or just straight-up disown everyone (like Bloodmoon). It's okay to have headcanons, but don't try to push them onto canon.

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

Standrew Serial KillerxAddams Family AU with Andrew as Fester and Steven as Debbie

Steven as the fancy golden truffle boy who dates people, acts all innocent, marries them then kills his husbands or wives (we stan pansexual Steven)

Andrew is the “Addams-Ilnyckyj” cousin who has been missing for 10 years now and has only recently returned because he got lost in the Bermuda triangle.

Shane and Ryan are prob the Gomez and Morticia Addams couple here, Shane and Andrew are distant cousins, so Shyan tries to help Andrew woo Steven

We’re gonna make a Shyan lovechild (Brett or OC?), Ryan saying he just wants to have it all, loving husband, family, and time to hunt ghouls and demons for his hellish crusade

Steven is that Nanny that barges into the Addams household saying that they’ll finally “found” someone to take care of their child

Andrew, the most stoic and reserved Addams in their family has finally found someone he actually feels attracted to.

Shyan organizes a welcome back home party for Andrew, all relatives invited.

Shyan lovechild grows suspicious of Steven and knows he’s up to no good with their Uncle Andrew

The party happens and Andrew and Shane dance the Mamushka, since both consider each other almost like brothers (they both killed their brothers or smth cuz the tradition of killing your siblings still runs in this era lmao) or they’re just only childs in general tbh idk

After the Mamushka dance, we’ll have Andrew and Steven dance the Hopak. Apparently, the Cossack cousins of the Addams are from Ukraine, Cossack is a Ukranian dance so, Andrew is that Ukranian Cossack cousin and I love this because I just researched this and it’s too fucking perfect for this AU.

Hopak, originally a male dance that eventually evolved into a couples dance, so we have Andrew and Steven dancing together with fucking knives and it will be beautiful, and sexy, and fucking perfect.

I need to research and watch many dances about Hopak and apparently Hora as well, because the Addams family is apparently Jewish in nature so I need a nice way to imagine them dancing with knives while learning all the terms for this fanfic lmao

Andrew and Steven take a lovely romantic stroll in the Addams graveyard, Steven goes in for a the kill, telling Andrew that he’s a virgin and he’s been waiting for someone to make the ultimate sacrifice with him.

Andrew when Steven said he’s been waiting for someone to make the ultimate sacrifice with: “A goat?”

Steven ignoring Andrew’s brain of equating sacrifice to goat and confessing instead that he loves him to which Andrew replies. “I never would’ve thought you’d feel the same way, I love you so much, I’d kill for you, I’d die for you... I’d pay.”

Steven practically moans seductively when Andrew tells him he’d pay lmao imagining all the gold and truffles he’ll have

A nice beautiful scene of Steven and Andrew digging up the grave of Andrew’s mother so that he could propose to Steven with a beautiful golden ring with blood red rubies on it.

Standrew announces to Shyan that they’re engaged and we have that iconic scene of Debbie-Steven showing the ring and holding a shovel with a psychotic look on his face.

Standrew wedding where Andrew has poured out all his feelings and emotions for the first time, shocking the entire Addams clan, it’s long and prob takes at least thirty minutes to an hour and he has misty eyes while his voice continues to almost break from too much love.

Steven, looking impressed and nodding his head, looks to the priest/uncle It and says: “Ditto.”

Shyan lovechild arguing and saying that Steven is prob gonna kill their Uncle Andrew and continues to wail.

Shane telling Standrew as they leave for their honeymoon “Have a nice life together!” and Steven replies. “I will!”

Cue in Standrew honeymoon and Steven tries to kill Andrew numerous times and gets frustratedly angry when Andrew keeps surviving.

They.Have.Sex.

Steven after amazing sex with Andrew and losing his virginity (Let’s admit it, even though Steven has married and murdered so many people, he didn’t think they were worthy enough for him. But Andrew is “rich-enough” for Steven to lose his virginity for, he thinks. Like the richest catch he’s ever had. And no, Steven thinks it’s not because he’s starting to fall for Andrew.)

He made Andrew promise to never-ever talk or contact his family ever again, Andrew indulges him and agrees.

Steven’s butler driving a hearse to the airport and waiting for Steven to get off his flight from Hawaii. “Hello Mr. Ilnyckyj, where is your husband?” He asks, expecting the husband to be dead.

“Oh he’s right there, getting off the flight.” Steven points to Andrew who’s currently looking at him with heart eyes. Butler: “But he’s alive sir!” he says in shock. Steven in a very angry and frustrated voice. “TELL ME ABOUT IT!”

Andrew: I love you mon cher

Steven: WHO?!

Andrew: mi amor???

Steven:  SPEAK IN ENGLISH. or chinese, but he is secretly slowly starting to love the pet names Andrew gives him, don’t worry, we only have tsundere Steven for a short time.

Steven forces Andrew to live with him in a pastel palace that’s very fancy and very un-Addams like, Andrew is intrigued because it’s Steven.

Shyan visits their home to demand to see Andrew, saying it’s not true that Andrew doesn’t want to see them anymore.

Andrew confirms to them that He wants to be alone with Steven now.

Shyan comes home to find that their lovechild has become a pastel monster, very un-Addams like and they cry but accept their child.

Steven tries numerous times to kill Andrew but to no avail.

And this one time that Steven blows up half of their house and finds Andrew “Dead”

He laughs maniacally and says finally but then he’s crying

His tears fall down on Andrew and he opens his eyes and Steven screams.

Andrew: You do care my love

Steven: No! Why are you still alive?! What does it take to kill you monster?!

Andrew laughs and Steven blurts out that he’s been able to kill all of his husbands and wives before but why doesn’t Andrew die?!?!?!

Andrew: because you love me and our love won’t allow us to kill each other

Andrew then explains that he’s known about Steven all this time, that he’s a serial killer, that he loves being this golden fancy boy, and that he even knows that Steven himself is from a notorious serial killer family as well

Steven still in denial but he’s all like “So you’ll let me use your money?”

Andrew: “My love, I love you so much, I’d pay for you and everything else.”

Steven, tsundere but slowly warming up to Andrew, mumbles “Fine, i forgive you.” He grumbles. “And I’ll let you be with your family again.”

Andrew meets the Lims full of serial killer family, only they’re more pastel and shit and he is absolutely in love and their families move to live close to each other and Shyan is also there and they meet the pastel Lim serial killer fam and it’s very very happy and nice and cute and amazing

the end

Wow, this got to be so long and I actually wanna write this but I have so many other Standrew fics in mind so yeah, have this one for now and I’ll think about it if I still wanna write this lmao

It looks and sounds like a lot of fun tbh and I only have to do little research about it I guess to write it perfectly sdjfksandkj

[deeisace]

agh tumblr why are you like this

i had a post fuckin yonks ago, idk when, which was basicly using the vague lives of various distanct relatives of mine as the basis of a story

main character was to be an amalgamation of two of my very-great-aunts - Isabella Fergus who was in a very very awful orphanage, and the other i think her name was Mary or smth old-fashioned but unremarkable, who was a latch-press - that is, made latches, but which sounds like an old-fashioned word for burgular, tbh

and her brother Henry, who is a ghost. based off my very distant cousin Henry Bird, who was only ever seen, by me at least, on the passenger list going to Ontario in 1873-ish, at 8 years old - there are no records for him on either side of the pond and i’m very confused

and then also this guy who is like a preacher/teacher/failed-moral-compass for Isabella, based off my 4th great grandfather John Scarth, who was the choir master (i’ve forgotten the scottish word for it) at St Magnus’ Cathedral in Orkney for decades, and had a “very neat manner” and sung or Temperance Movement meetings

and this family based off my several-times great-aunt’s family - her husband was legally married to the woman next door, and they had at least 10 children between the houses over 15 years - the youngest two were baptised to the opposite mothers as they were living with on the census, tho idk about the rest. In story, I’d spose, I’d say imagine the Weasleys but with more parents and more pickpocketing/mild crime, and/or Fagin’s gang in Oliver Twist but nicer, and with a ghost.

and the bad guy of the story is based off my 3rd great grandfather, who was an absolute cock in a lot of ways - alcoholic and a physical abuser of at least his wife, tho what put him in prison a lot was not this, nor the stealing or fighting in the streets or such as that, it was listed as “abandonment of wife and children” - which these days I spose would be termed neglect? he disappeared on benders to pubs for days on end and there wasn’t money for food nor rent (somewhat reminicent of my dad in his early/mid 20s, tbh, i’m displeased to note, altho my dad was never physically abusive, he’s just a twat about money and also in the past about many many drugs, and can be emotionally manipulative and occasionally gas-lighty. so that’s cheerful). anyway.

so in story this guy is like a mob-boss type who isabella kinda accidentally angrily breaks into his house on the advice of another of my uncles, Mark Darke, who is included purely on the basis of his really stupid name (Susanna, I know it was 1842, but why would you give your son such a stupid name? Mind you, it’s probably on par with Redvers Madge - Jack, the rest of your children had normal names why did you do that to your youngest? I can see why he went by his middle name, Henry. There’s not even anyone in the area with that last name, as I can find, so Elizabeth probably wasn’t having an affair. what’s the excuse for giving your child such a stupid name then?)

anyway anyway

so my thought today was

cs talking about graverobbers and resurrectionists, yeah

what if

or like, what happened to Henry the ghost’s body?

what if the body is also still about? as like a zombie or a, a ghoul?? no, i don’t know enough about such to say which kind of previously-alive person he’d be

but how would it be to have another version of yourself, sort of, runnin about concurrently?

would the body be exactly the same as the ghost/soul? would they have personality differences? what’s their relationship like, do they get on or is it really weird to meet yourself-except-not?

but both of them are themselves-but-not. bcs neither of them are alive-henry.

so how does all of this work then? is one closer to the alive-henry than the other? or is it just that they are kinda-sorta-new-folks, just with the same-ish face, and name?

lots of things to think!